Chen Zijian and Lu Juan came to Widow Cao's house, and now Liu San has never returned to his house, he regards Cao Tavern as his home!

"Let's go! Good men are ambitious! ”

The three of them left Pei County under the eyes of their closest people. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Walking to the gate of the city wall, Liu San looked at Pei County from afar, and said eloquently, "Lao Tzu Liu San does not live a personal life, and he vows not to return to Pei!" ”

Fuck, he still has to live like a person, and he doesn't look at what he looks like, neither the rich second generation, nor the second generation official, his father is not Li Gang, how can he live like a person? Chen Zijian couldn't help but think in his heart, "I must find that damn Liu Bang and make him the emperor, Lao Tzu can go back and continue to look for a job, and I will drive a BMW to find her who is far away!" ”

Facing the light breeze, the three of them set off with their own thoughts, it has not been so easy for a long time, Chen Zijian couldn't help but think of his hometown, the mountains here, stretching continuously, the water here is crystal clear, thinking about it, he couldn't help humming a song, "The big river flows eastward Wow/The stars in the sky are in the Beidou Wow/Hey, hey, hey, hey, He......y, He

Liu San looked at Chen Zijian in surprise and said, "Yo, it's very annoying, where did you learn this little tune, you sing it really well!" ”

At this time, Chen Zijian realized that he was in the Qin Dynasty, he smiled and said lightly, "Hey, what is this, this is what I thought of myself." ”

"Not bad, this song is good, it's very annoying, come on, teach us to sing!" Liu San was very interested, and said in a throat.

Chen Zijian said, "This minor tune is called "Song of a Good Man", I can teach you, but in the future, you can't make me very annoyed anymore, my name is Fan Xu, why do you always annoy me?" ”

When Liu San heard this, he grinned, laughed, and said, "I've been calling you that way since I was a child, and you haven't objected to it, besides, everyone is a brother, what's the difference?" ”

Lu Wan said, "That's it, what's the name different, why are you so stingy, if Third Brother Liu doesn't call it that, you still don't get used to it!" ”

Chen Zijian thought about it, this name is nothing more than a code name, and besides, this is not his name, it is Fan Xu's name, it's about him! He smiled and said, "Okay, just teach!" ”

"The Great River Flows Eastward Wow"

"The Great River Flows Eastward Wow"

"The stars in the sky are in the Hokuto Wow"

"The stars in the sky are in the Hokuto Wow"

……

The trio walked and sang at the same time, and the song added a lot of fun to their boring journey......

"Hey, it's annoying, you don't have much culture, how could you come up with such a good tune? Let's go, let's go, let's shoot when it's time to shoot, and break into Kyushu in a hurry, how imposing this is! "Liu San, that can be regarded as a crooked-mouthed monk chanting scriptures--out of tune.

Chen Zijian said unconvinced, "Why can't I come up with such a tune, don't look at people in the crack of the door, look at people on plaques, I'm so ......"

Chen Zijian almost said that he missed his mouth again, but fortunately, Liu San hurriedly said, "What's wrong with you?" You've come to our house and seen me in class, haven't you? Let me tell you, I am a true son, even if I don't study, I can still be an emperor! You can still break into Kyushu! ”

Mom, what's wrong with this guy? If you can't think about anything else, how can you want to be this emperor? Did this man have the wrong tendons? Why does he always want to be an emperor?

"When the road is uneven, you roar wow, and when it's time to shoot, you will shoot wow......"

Looking at the proud appearance of the two, Chen Zijian couldn't help but look away, isn't it an old song by Liu Huan? Why are they so excited? Around us, three-year-olds will also hum a few words! Alas, it's terrible to have no culture, and it's even more terrible to have no network!

Chen Zijian followed the two of them through mountains and rivers, gradually, the land became less and less, and the road became more and more difficult to walk, it seemed that they were far away from Peixian, they came to a mountain pass, and a cool breeze blew, which made people extremely cool, "Fuck, such a big sun, how can you hurry, forget it, rest for a while and then go!" Liu San said as he sat on the ground and rested against the tree!

At this time, I saw three or four people on the road, looking at their clothes, like "officials" like Xiao He, anyway, they are much better dressed than Chen Zijian now, they probably also want to come here to enjoy the coolness!

When they were walking towards the col where Chen Zijian was, six or seven people suddenly came down from the mountain on the other side, and they saw one by one holding sticks and sticks, shouting, "I planted this tree, I opened this road, I want to pass by from here, and leave the money for selling the road!" ”

Hehe, theirs, in the Qin Dynasty, there were really such robbers?

Those people trembled and said, "Heroes, spare your lives, we don't have anything on us, you ......."

The brave men stepped forward, pushed them to the ground, took their burdens, poured out all the contents of them, took the dry food in them and began to gnaw them.

It's so fucking naïve, with a "snap" of a gun, isn't everything solved? Besides, to ICBC, isn't that faster? When is it now, why are you still robbing other people's food, in the big city, Lao Tzu hasn't found a job for half a year, and he hasn't robbed other people's dry food to eat, just to rob, you have to grab something good, right?

"Hey, everyone, as the so-called relying on parents at home and relying on friends when going out, they are all people in distress, so please raise your hands and let them go!" It was none other than Liu San who spoke.

"My good Liu San, what's wrong with you? Alas, do you know that in the past, when you bent down to help the elderly, it was called handsome, but now you bend down to help the elderly, that is stupid, why did you run out and provoke these robbers? Although Chen Zijian was not satisfied, he saw Liu San and Lu Juan going straight to the place where the accident occurred, and they also followed.

The robber said, "Hey, I see that you are also poor people, I didn't rob you, you are okay, take care of the affairs of Lao Tzu, and get out of the way of Lao Tzu, otherwise Lao Tzu will not live to kill you!" ”

Liu San smiled and said, "I'll just forget it, whoever chopped it doesn't know yet!" Let them go! ”

"How can you spit out the meat that puts your head and reaches your mouth? I think you're getting impatient, aren't you? As he spoke, he picked up the wooden stick and slashed at Liu San, a good Liu San, flashed sideways, hugged the man, and "led the sheep by the hand", and threw the man to the ground.

Unexpectedly, this Liu San still has two moments, the gang of robbers saw it, and the guy came towards Liu San, Liu San was one against three, where was the opponent of the gang of robbers, Lu Juan saw it, and also lost the package and stepped forward to help, but was blocked by two big men, and was pressed to the ground by two big men at once, and Liu San was also pressed to the ground by three robbers.

"What can I do, I don't want to fight, I'm a good classmate, I don't fight, but what about that?" Although Chen Zijian keeps making small mistakes in his studies, he never makes big mistakes and never fights, because he understands that if he loses the fight, he will be hospitalized and he will win the battle and go to prison!

"It's annoying, what are you doing, you roared when you saw the injustice, what are you doing in a daze?" Liu San kept shouting.

"Cut, I'll save you, it's about my birds, I'm too lazy to save you, you're not Liu Bang, I'm looking for Liu Bang!" But what if they were killed by robbers? Where can I go to find this classmate Liu Bang alone? Chen Zijian thought about it, and couldn't make up his mind for a while, "No, it's important to save people first, or if they die, I won't be able to find people!" ”

Thinking about it, he roared, rushed forward, punched his left and slapped his right, and beat the gang of robbers on their backs, kowtowing one by one to save Rao, Chen Zijian picked up his fist the size of a sandbag, and was about to hit the robber, but heard Liu San shout, "Stop!" ”

The second monk Chen Zijian was puzzled and asked suspiciously, "Third Brother Liu, they are robbers, if you let them go, they won't be grateful to you?" ”

Liu San got up from the ground, patted the dust on his body, and said, "They are all hard-working people, if they have money and something to eat at home, how can they come to rob other people's things and live this life of fighting and killing all day long?" Let them go! ”

When the six or seven robbers heard this, they were grateful, and they kowtowed again and again to thank them, and Liu San said, "Go, I, Liu San, am also a hard-working person, otherwise I wouldn't have come here, so you can go, don't come to rob people in the future!" ”

The robbers scattered in a hurry, and disappeared without a trace with their tails between their legs!