Chapter 011: Eating White Food
Xianyang City, this is the legendary Xianyang City? Or what the capital, I bah! It's not as lively as the bazaar in my hometown in the countryside, let alone Beijing and Shanghai, look, the low-rise houses, there is not even an elevator building, and that Li Shangyin doesn't know how, how to write "Xianyang Palace is gloomy and saggy, and the buildings of the Six Kingdoms are Yanqiluo"? I saw that it was "the wind and the waning moon, the mud wall!" Chen Zijian looked at Xianyang City and couldn't help but sigh in his heart!
Liu San saw it and said, "Xianyang, Lao Tzu is finally here!" ”
Lu Juan said, "Third Brother Liu, we are here, but where can I get something to eat, listen, my stomach is screaming!" ”
Liu San said, "Okay, let's go find a tavern and have a few drinks, no one will pick us up and wash the dust, can you do it yourself?" ”
Chen Zijian responded with a smile as he walked, "The golden light is shining outside, the wind is miserable in the pocket, and the thunder fire is flashing in the stomach, what can be done?" You see, there's chaos, there's dumplings, there's wine, but what if you don't have money? With money everything is yours, without money everything is not yours! ”
Liu San smiled and said, "Go, people are dying warmly, I'm afraid of a dick!" The living cannot be suffocated by urine, they must eat when they are hungry! ”
As he spoke, he strode towards a tavern, "Boss, what's your specialty here?" ”
When the boss heard this, he said with a smile, "Guest officer, I won't tell you, the steamed pig's trotters, original pot beef, and barbecue chicken in our store are all the most famous in Xianyang City, I don't know how many guest officers want?" ”
Liu Sansan put down his burden with a big grin, took the tea bowl from the table, poured it full of tea, smiled, and said, "Okay, how about a barbecue chicken, three pig's trotters, three catties of beef, and a jar of wine?" ”
The boss glared and said, "Guest officer, can you three eat so much?" ”
Liu San smiled and said, "You can just go up!" We've got friends coming in a minute! ”
When the boss heard this, he was very happy and hurriedly walked to prepare. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Chen Zijian asked in a low voice, "Hey, don't you want to eat white food!" ”
Liu San glared at him and whispered, "Do you want to be hungry or do you want to eat meat?" Close your beak! ”
Chen Zijian immediately closed his mouth and stopped talking, the store quickly brought the wine and food, Liu San took the wine jar and said, "Come on, come on, three brothers, we haven't seen each other for a long time, come on, let's drink first, and then talk about the fourth child when he comes!" ”
Liu San's words made Lu Juan and Chen Zijian inexplicable, the fourth? Where did the fourth child pop up? This is too mysterious, but seeing Liu San's enthusiastic appearance, he also smiled, picked up the bowl and drank!
Since the three of them left Pei County, they have not been so high, not to mention wine and meat, it is difficult to fill their stomachs, at this time, when they see wine and meat, where can they care about whether there is money in their pockets!
A whole jar of wine, a whole table of meat, even the boss didn't believe that they could eat so much, but the three of them, the three of them reimbursed it like this, all of them were full of oil, a jar of wine in the stomach, a little trance, Chen Zijian since he arrived in the metropolis of Shenzhen, he has never been so happy to drink wine and eat meat, he was in a trance and muttered, "I don't want to be poor, I don't want to have it, I hope that the Yangtze River will turn into fine wine, and a mouthful of meat will bring a sip of wine!" Good! ”
Liu San listened, laughed, and said, "I didn't expect that after being very annoyed, I actually had literary talents, and I could also compose poems, okay, brothers, follow me Liu San, a mouthful of meat and a sip of wine!" Dry! ”
The three of them continued to drink, the boss saw them so high, and quietly walked over, Liu San understood what he wanted to do, and hurriedly said to Chen Zijian and Lu Juan, "Two brothers, go and see why the fourth brother hasn't come yet?" We're all almost drunk, why hasn't he come yet? ”
After hearing this, Chen Zijian and Lu Juan understood Liu San's words, hurriedly stood up, carried the burden, and said, "Okay, let's go and see, he is late, we must punish him for three bowls of wine!" ”
Liu San glanced at him, Lu Juan and Chen Zijian walked out of the store, and Chen Zijian whispered, "Hey, what is Crazy Liu going to do?" Does he have the money to pay the bills? ”
Lu Juan smiled weirdly and said, "Who is he?" He is Liu San, he can't settle anything, don't worry! ”
Chen Zijian was still a little uneasy, hiding next to an old man selling a basket, and secretly watched everything in the tavern.
After a while, he walked into a tall man, only to see this person with a fat head and big ears, fat and dripping, wearing silk and satin, holding a folding fan, and wearing a lot of jade on his fingers, he looked like a rich man, as soon as he entered the door, the boss had not stepped forward to say hello, Liu San hurriedly greeted him, and said, "Oh, brother, you are here, come and come, it is better to meet by chance, come and come, brother respects you!" ”
The fat man was inexplicable, and before he could figure out who it was, he had been invited to the table by Liu San's enthusiasm, Liu San took the wine and said, "Come on, come on, brother will give you a bowl!" ”
The two of them both drank, Liu San looked at the messy table, and said, "Oh, you see, we have all eaten almost, so I'll ask the boss to get you a few new specialty dishes!" ”
As he spoke, he stood up, walked straight to the shopkeeper, and said to the boss, "As you did just now, get another one, my brother is here!" ”
The boss was very happy, and hurriedly instructed Xiao Er to prepare, Liu San said to himself, "Oh, these two damn guys, the fourth brother has arrived, where did they go to find it?" I'll check it out! ”
Saying that, swaggering out of the tavern, Chen Zijian saw it, and hurriedly called Lu Xuan, and the three of them ran away without a trace!
"Alas, I've seen pigs go crazy, and I've seen sheep go crazy, but I haven't seen your cow go crazy, I don't understand, how do you know that the fat guy will be fooled?" Chen Zijian asked puzzled.
Liu San laughed and said, "Think about it, he has such a fat body, I don't know how many big fish and meat he has to eat, I invited him to drink wine and eat meat, it is better than him paying for it himself, he is naturally happy, so he took the bait!" ”
Chen Zijian sighed and said, "Alas, the world will not drop pies, only traps, this product should also be deceived, who let him be greedy?" ”
"The world will not drop pies, only traps, this makes sense, I think your level is going to surpass me! Awesome, how did you come up with these words? Liu San said with a smile.
Chen Zijian smiled and said, "There is Yan Ruyu in the book, and there is a golden house in the book, so let's read more!" ”
"What is gold?" Lu Juan asked.
"Alas, isn't it an insult to my IQ to be with these two mentally retarded people? I don't even know about gold, it's incredible! Chen Zijian was so angry that his eyes were about to fall!