Chapter 1 Becoming the King of the Mountain
"Wake up, wake up, wake up...... The mother-in-law of Feifeng Village is coming to call the battle again, and the brothers are afraid! Hurry up! ”
Zhang Dashan was woken up...... Or rather, I was woken up. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Nima has such a loud voice, who is this?
When Zhang Dashan opened his eyes, he was even more frightened.
Kidnap? Ripping tickets?
Where am I?
"King, you finally woke up, if you don't wake up again, the brothers are ready to follow."
"From? From what? Who are you, Nima? ”
Wang Dagui was taken aback, what's wrong with the king, I don't even know me anymore?
"That...... Dawang, I'm Dagui, you don't even know Dagui anymore? Your illness is not light, my lord! ”
"You're not sick, your whole family is not sick, that big expensive, you go out first, I want to ...... quietly"
"Quietly? Who is Jingjing, the Biyue girls of Feifeng Village are specifying that they want to see you! Your Majesty, you still have a quiet mind! Brothers are waiting for you, and you have to pay your own debts! ”
"I ...... You ......"
Zhang Dashan was speechless, he couldn't wait to kick this Wang Dagui, Nima, the king really failed, what kind of subordinates is this!
After such a while, although Zhang Dashan's brain was still very confused, he basically understood the situation, what kind of bullshit cottage is called Black Dog Village, and he is very unlucky when he hears the name.
There are more than 100 people in the village, he Zhang Dashan is the king here, this Wang Dagui is the three kings, and Zhao Ergou is the second king, but he has already burped.
In the past, Zhang Dashan was not called Zhang Dashan, but Zhang Ritian, a name that dragged and hung the sky.
In addition to killing people and setting fires, blocking roads and robbing, this Zhang Ritian also has a hobby, he likes to flirt with women from good families, this is not molesting the little sister in Feifeng Village, this is not the eldest sister who came to the door, and fainted with a slap of the yin leg, to be exact, it was directly a broken egg and died.
Zhang Ritian's eggs were broken and he was gone, but he left this mess for him Zhang Dashan, and the eldest sister of Feifengzhai was not ready to give up, and found it again.
"Zhang Ritian, you come out for me, or your black dog village will be merged into our Feifeng Village, and you will make cattle and horses for the old lady. Either you marry Ah Hua, our grievances will be written off, and I will give you another stick of incense time to consider. ”
A loud girl's voice sounded outside, and the frightened Wang Dagui sat on the ground.
"I said king, you just married Ah Hua, what a big deal, didn't you like Ah Hua a lot before?" Wang Dagui's legs trembled, and he persuaded Zhang Dashan in a daze.
"Marry, marry your sister, marry, is that a woman? Do you say that's a woman? The whole one is like a flower! ”
She ...... Isn't she just called Ruhua! Wang Dagui grabbed his head and said.
"I ...... You let me out, I want to be quiet. ”
"I still want to ...... quietly"
"Roll ......"
"Good...... I'm ...... Get lost...... Oops...... Flashed to the waist......"
Zhang Dashan was stunned and watched Wang Dagui roll out one by one, holding his forehead and sighing, what kind of world is this Nima!
Isn't Lao Tzu just fascinated by playing games, isn't Lao Tzu just three days and three nights without sleeping, God is so moved? Just so impressed? I sent Lao Tzu to this game in one fell swoop.
This Feifeng Village, this Biyue girl, isn't it a monster farming spot in the Legend of the Three Kingdoms 7 he plays?
And what the hell is this bullshit black dog village? Messing in? Where did the black dog village come from in the game, but I've heard of one in the white wolf village.
Also, people travel through to take divine soldiers and be immortals, and Lao Tzu crosses the stall girl, but is this a girl? Do you think this is a girl?
Have you ever seen Ruhua? If the flower looks like it, the flower will look like it, and what kind of aesthetic is this day.
Biyue girls were still shouting outside, and Zhang Dashan was in a hurry inside.
It is now the sixth year of Zhongping, that is, in 189 AD, Dong Zhuo has just entered Beijing, and he has not yet begun to cause trouble to the court, and the princes from all walks of life are still busy exterminating the remnants of the Yellow Turban.
There are more than 100 people in the Black Dog Village, if they are really beaten, they will definitely not be able to prevent it, and although the Biyue girls hate it, the strength of her Feifeng Village is more than ten times stronger than the strength of his Black Dog Village.
And each Nima is brave and good at fighting, and the women don't let the eyebrows go, and it's not bad to merge into them.
But Zhang Dashan knew that he was thinking too much, Feifengzhai only recruited female bandits, and said that it sounded like merger, but in fact, it was to be a slave, she asked you to be a cow, you had to be a cow, she asked you to be a horse, you had to be a horse, she asked you to be a dog, you had to lie on your stomach and bark twice.
As you can imagine, the days to come will be hell.
But if you want Zhang Dashan to marry Ruhua, Zhang Dashan is a hundred unwilling! What to do?
"Congratulations to the host, God sees that you are pitiful, and I will give you a lucky wheel, I hope you can use it a lot, so that you can do it yourself."
Belch...... What the hell, the Wheel of Fortune?
Zhang Dashan's brain buzzed, and there was a big turntable in front of him, wooden, very simple, and it didn't look reliable.
The turntable is painted in four colors, red, orange, yellow, and green, and it is also marked with words, skills, items, equipment, and special.
Among them, the equipment class and the item class have the largest grid, followed by the skill class, but the special class only has a narrow one, and Zhang Dashan is very worried about whether it will be gone.
"Hey...... God, can you take some responsibility, can you send me back, what do you mean by making a broken plate? ”
God didn't answer him, but Wang Dagui came in again.
"Boss, you called me?"
"I didn't call you, you get out of ......"
"Oh...... Good...... I'm ...... Roll ...... again"
Wang Dagui rolled out again, he didn't seem to see the big turntable in the room, and his head passed through the turntable, which made Zhang Dashan really startled a few times.
Huo ...... This Wheel of Fortune is a bit interesting, so let's take a look at it first! ”
God doesn't agree, Zhang Dashan can only accept his fate, let's see what this lucky wheel can turn out first! As long as you can get through the difficulties in front of you.
Zhang Dashan has no pursuit, as long as he can live a peaceful and stable life, what is to dominate the world and rush out of the universe, he has never thought about it, he only thinks about one thing now.
This Biyue girl looks good, convex and backward, when will she kneel in front of Lao Tzu and sing conquest.
After touching this big turntable a few times, Zhang Dashan came to a conclusion that this thing must be a failure of the thief, thrown down to prevaricate Lao Tzu, and the workmanship can only be described as rough and cutting corners.
Alas...... Forget it, let's turn it!
"Excuse me, do you want to spin the wheel of fortune? Rotation requires a plunder value of 100 points, currently the plunder value is 151, your plunder value is decreasing dramatically, currently 146, please draw as soon as possible. ”
Nima, what the hell is this, what the hell is plundering worth? Why is it still decreasing? Can anyone explain the explanation?
"Current Raid Value: 132, 131......"
Zhang Dashan has nothing to say, so before the plunder value drops to a hundred, hurry up and draw a lottery......