As the days passed, Liu San did not take the matter of proposing marriage to Lu Ping's house in his heart, because he understood that he could not get a valuable dowry, even if Widow Cao was willing to help him, how could his dowry be comparable to Jiang Kun's son, Jiang Shaohua?

On this day, Xiao He came again and asked, "Gong Lu asked you how you prepared for the dowry?" ”

Liu San smiled and said, "I'm ready, I don't know which day to propose?" ”

Xiao He understands that Liu San is redundant to prepare, after all, the opponent is Jiang Kun, Jiang Kun's son, just like 65 kg and 80 kg weightlifting, it is simply not a grade, how can this be compared?

Xiao He sighed and said, "It's decided, you and Jiang Gongzi will go one day in three days, I think you should forget it, so as not to be embarrassed!" ”

Liu San nodded and said, "People are dying warmly, I'm afraid of a dick!" No problem, three days is three days, you just put your rusty heart back in your stomach, 'forget it' is not my Liu San's personality! ”

Xiao He could only shake his head and leave, and three days later, Liu San called Chen Zijian and Lu Juan and said, "Let's go, go and find Xiao He to be a matchmaker!" ”

The three of them came to the yamen and walked to where Xiao was, Xiao He shook his head and said, "Forget it, I, the matchmaker, don't dare to go, you just go empty-handed, and you don't bring a dowry, you are not afraid of losing face, but I am afraid, you should go, I won't go!" ”

Lu Juan was stunned for a moment and said, "Lord Xiao, let's go, what's the big deal, don't kill your head, don't you just let you be a matchmaker, why are you afraid of being like this?" If you were to give a dowry, wouldn't you drill the foot of the bed? ”

Xiao He said, "Aren't you going to be humiliated? Do you know who Jiang Kun invited to protect the media? It's Dong Peng, the county supervisor of Sichuan County, look at it, the people who protect the media are all county-level people, not to mention the dowry prepared by others, aren't you going to be boring? ”

Lu Juan said, "What kind of bird is the Sichuan County Supervisor?" Who is this Dong Peng? How could he come to Pei County to help Jiang Kun, an old boy? ”

Xiao He shook his head and said, "Why don't you even know this, now the local government system is county, county, township, pavilion, and li, and our Pei County belongs to Sichuan County, what do you know, that is our top boss, how can I help Liu Sanbao as a matchmaker?" ”

Chen Zijian finally understood, the administrative division of the Qin Dynasty is county, county, township, pavilion, li, the county is equivalent to the province, the county is equivalent to the prefecture-level city, the township is equivalent to the county level, and the township is the town. The pavilion is equivalent to the village, Liu San is the village head of Surabaya Village, and the production team is the production team, which can also be said to be the XX villager group of Surabaya Village, XX Town (Township), Pei City, Sichuan Province, so that it can be figured out, this Jiang Kun invited the leaders of the province to protect the media, it seems that it is inevitable, and it is a bloody investment!

When Lu Juan heard this, he was startled and stammered, "This ...... This...... I...... I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, forget it, I'm not going, I have to go back! ”

After speaking, holding his tail and running away, Liu San watched Lu Juan leave, smiled, pointed to Lu Juan's distant back, and said, "Look at it, look at it, as soon as I heard that the officials in the county were coming, I was so scared that I ran away like a mouse, it was really a dog meat bun, it can't be on the table, and the mud can't support the wall!" ”

Xiao He said, "Third Brother Liu, I think it's okay, the eldest husband can bend and stretch, so why do you have to touch this ding?" Forget it, let's all go back, just as if nothing happened, go back and have a few drinks, wouldn't it be better? ”

Liu San laughed and said, "Is my Liu San the one who forgot it?" Jokes, even if it is on the knife mountain and down the sea of fire, if I Liu San frowns, it will be raised by a son of a bitch! ”

He turned around and said to Chen Zijian, "It's annoying, what do you think?" If you are scared and run away like Lu Juan, I won't blame you! ”

Chen Zijian thought to himself, Lao Tzu poured eight lifetimes of mold to come to this Qin Dynasty, the white-bearded old man asked me to assist Liu Bang to win the world, so far, Liu Bang has not been found, why not take this opportunity to find out, where is this Liu Bang hidden, if you don't go, Liu Bang will not automatically appear in front of you, whatever, go, he laughed and said, "You and me, who is with whom, go, you Liu Sange go, I will go, I want to die or live, the east wind blows, the war drums are beating, I am Fan Xu, who am I afraid of!" Walk! ”

Liu San patted Chen Zijian's shoulder and said, "It's still you, there are new words for everything, the east wind blows, the war drums are beating, I'm Fan Xu, who am I afraid of!" Okay, that's it, Lord Xiao is afraid of offending his immediate boss, so he doesn't dare to go, so let's go! ”

Then he turned to Xiao He and said, "You just prepare the banquet and wait for our good news!" ”

As he spoke, he strode straight towards the Lu Mansion, and when he entered the Lu Mansion, the gatekeeper saw it, stopped him, and asked, "Go and go, you stinky for food, I see, you guys get away for me!" Don't look at what kind of place this is? ”

Chen Zijian was very angry, TMD, it's really a dog's eye to look down on people, and he snubbed us like this, okay, let me clean up your guys, I saw him take a step forward and said, "Okay, you said we are asking for food, okay, let me ask you a question, if you can answer me, how about I leave immediately?" ”

The gatekeeper said, "Ask any questions!" ”

Chen Zijian said, "When you wake up, you have a dead mosquito on your face, do you know how the mosquito died?" ”

The janitor said, "I probably killed me!" ”

Chen Zijian said, "Wrong! ”

The man asked, "How did you die?" ”

Chen Zijian smiled and said, "He committed suicide!" ”

The janitor asked, puzzled, "Suicide?" Why did he kill himself? ”

Chen Zijian smiled and said, "You better ask your master, he must know the answer!" ”

The gatekeeper thought for a moment and shouted, "You stinky begging for food, you are actually here to fool me, get out!" ”

Chen Zijian smiled and said, "Boy, I remember you, you really don't cry when you don't see the coffin, well, let me tell you, this is your future uncle, you actually snub him like this, and don't take care of yourself with a basin of water, see what kind of bird you are!" ”

As soon as the man heard that it was the future uncle here, he naturally wanted to take another look, he looked at Chen Zijian, and then at Liu San, stunned, no matter how he looked at it, they knew that today was the day when Miss Lu decided to make a lifelong event, they only knew that there were two parties coming, and one party had just entered, but these two people didn't look like people who came to propose marriage, so they said, "You are really bold, and you dare to rush to the person who proposes marriage, don't flash to the side quickly!" ”

Chen Zijian was very angry, stepped forward and grabbed the doorkeeper, like a chicken in his hand, then kicked open the door and walked in. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info