Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "Welcome to Lord Zhang! ”

Suddenly there was a buzz outside, and there was a sound of congratulations!

"You've arrived early! The old man is a little late, forgive me! ”

"Where the words! Lord Zhang, please! ”

The polite voice outside felt particularly fake in Liu Ming's ears! Although I didn't see their faces, I must have a smile on my face! Unspeakable hypocrisy!

This Zhang-sama's voice is so familiar!

"Brother Liu! How are you here! Go to the front hall and get ready to sing! ”

When Liu Ming was thinking, Wu Song walked in, and saw that Liu Ming was still sitting on the stool, and shouted in a hurry!

"Ah, are you ready to start?"

"Of course!"

"The villain is going!"

When Liu Ming appeared in front of everyone with a big rooster in his arms, almost everyone hooked their necks to watch what the so-called 'divine chicken' in Liu Ming's arms was!

That Master Zhang was the one who saw the executive officer in the court that day! I didn't expect to see you again on this occasion!

Master Zhang didn't seem to recognize Liu Ming, because he had to come into contact with a large number of people every day, and he naturally had no impression of the guy who had taken bribes and changed his sentence, to be exact, he didn't have any special impression with them!

In his memory, there are only two things left in his memory: money and his boss!

"This righteous man, please come to me!"

Master Zhang smiled and waved his hand, like a big Buddha!

"Lord Zhang asked you to go over, and you were still stunned!"

Wu Song pushed Liu Ming, who was still in a daze!

Liu Ming walked up to Master Zhang like a walking corpse, not knowing what this pig wanted to do!

"This is the magic chicken! It's gorgeous! ”

Mr. Zhang made a holding posture with both hands, his arms slightly bent, and his fingers slightly into a five-clawed style.

"The old man is a hen who likes hens! It's not what you think, take away your pig's hands! ”

The big rooster said something that shocked everyone present, and the hand that Lord Zhang wanted to hold the chicken became a little embarrassed!

When almost everyone hugged Liu Ming in a cold sweat, Lord Zhang laughed!

"Old fat man, what are you laughing at!"

"Bold! Dare to offend Lord Zhang, you are impatient! ”

A mustache in a scribe's hat next to him screamed bitterly! Like a eunuch!

Master Zhang waved his hand: "Lord Bo, don't be angry, this is a child's word!" I see that the chicken is still in its infancy, so I don't understand the etiquette of my world! ”

Liu Ming didn't speak, what this Lord Zhang said in front was forgiveness, and then he scolded this chicken for being a beast and didn't understand the meaning of things in the world!

"My lord, this chicken lacks discipline, I think his master should be punished!"

"Don't make trouble, today is the time for us to celebrate, how can we make a fuss because of a little thing!"

Liu Ming saw that the spearhead was wrong, and whispered to the chicken boy to shut up, and the other was to salute: "My lord, the grass people are negligent in disciplining, but let it offend the adult, pray for forgiveness!" ”

On this occasion, all the squires and elders are here, so they naturally have to give Liu Ming a thumbs up for his humility!

Of course, it is equivalent to the army of Lord Zhang, if he is punished for a word, it is estimated that his reputation will spread far and wide!

Master Zhang is also an old and refined guy, how can he not know the meaning of Liu Ming's words, although he is displeased, he still asks in the most cordial tone:

Where are you this righteous man? ”

As the magistrate of the county, Lord Zhang is the leader of Mengdian City (Yanggu County), so he naturally has to show a decent demeanor!

If this was in private, I would have taken the big to stew!

"The grass people are from Liujia Village, Mengdian City (Yanggu County)! Make a living in Goolan Wa City! ”

"Liujiacun, I seem to have heard it somewhere! Dare to ask that chicken is a gift from the enlightened person! Who's last name? ”

"The immortals, the grass people are mortals, how dare they offend!"

Liu Ming's words blocked Lord Zhang's inquiry! How can a mortal ask the name of an immortal! You stupid fork!

"That's right, even if you ask, the immortal arrogant bone will not answer! You let the rooster prepare for it, and I'll wait for the good news! ”

"Wait a minute, the grass people will come!"

"Don't keep me waiting!"

When Liu Ming hugged the big rooster to the singing stage, the staff below hurriedly came: "Liu Sheng! Mr. Zhang likes to study some anecdotes about the Spring and Autumn Period, and you can choose the repertoire in ancient times! ”

"The grass people get it!"

This staff member only heard that Liu Mingbao was from Liujia Village, and he was not well-known, so he naturally added a new word to call him!

Liu Ming doesn't care about this name! After all, it is better than the current vocabulary to people who don't know each other with a feed! Ay! Yes! Who's that! It's going to be much softer!

"Let's start when you're done! Mr. Zhang invites you to drink at the same table! ”

"I'm a grass people, how dare I share the table with the eunuch!"

"Since Lord Zhang has been invited, Liu Sheng has no excuses! The places are already reserved for you! ”

Since he likes to listen to the affairs of the Spring and Autumn Period, let's be the orphan of the entire Zhao family! It just so happens that the big sang some time ago, and it's not bad!

After deciding this paragraph, all that's left is to let the big play freely!

When Liu Ming went down, Master Zhang insisted on arranging Liu Ming to sit down in a position next to him, which was generally reserved for the second-in-command of Mengdian City (Yanggu County)!

The lord next to him is all complaining!

The feeling of sitting below is different, smelling the aroma of wine and coriander, and watching the funny appearance of the big standing on the table of the turntable!

This guy is still doing lame movements, and there is a posture of wearing a tuxedo with one hand on his chest and bowing his head to salute!

Caused the people below to burst into laughter! I didn't expect a chicken to be able to make such anthropomorphic movements!

"Ladies and gentlemen, please do it! In the lower is the roar of the sky! You can call me Aotian! I'm very useful! ”

The chicken boy is not upright, and Liu Ming below wants to go up and give him a fat beating, what is the stage name of this Aotian roar?

I don't think I've ever given the chicken a decent name, but this name is too proud! I'll go!

"The following Aotian roars to bring you a piece of "Zhao's Orphans", please listen to it, scumbags!"

At this time, people naturally didn't understand what scum was, and Master Zhang also looked at Liu Ming with a blank look and asked, "Liu Sheng, what does the scum in the mouth of the god chicken mean?" ”

"That's what the uncle meant, this chicken has been on the top of the southeast mountain for a long time, with immortals as companions, and is already a half-immortal body, so it is normal to know some unpredictable words!"

Liu Ming is nonsense anyway, and he won't understand this Lord Zhang if he thinks about it!

Master Zhang smiled thoughtfully: "Wonderful! It's wonderful! The scum is the uncle! Haha, it's really a divine word! ”