Chapter 22: Simon's Little Slut

When the eldest lady finished boiling the batter and put it in the crockpot, Liu Ming was ready to set off with the straw paper and the paste jar of the advertising words, in order to save time, Liu Ming decided to post it separately from the uncle. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

I posted it along the north to the south, and the uncle used the guide to the north!

Business was already done along the street, and it was a difficult problem where to post it, because there were no telephone poles at this time! It's definitely not okay to stick it on the wall of other people's shops, and the host's family will definitely be disgusted! The slightest mistake is possible!

Looking at the street, there are no other buildings except a few century-old trees, and there are several archways standing at the end of the street!

It can only be posted on the big tree and on the torii! Liu Ming didn't dare to provoke other places! After all, I don't know the rules here!

When Liu Ming put paste on the back of the straw paper and prepared to paste it on the big tree, a lot of people gathered around!

It seems that no one wants to let go of the excitement!

"Afterlife! What are you posting? ”

An old man with a gray beard asked while stroking his beard with a cane!

Because he had the impression that the Song people posted notices were basically made by the government, and no one dared to do such a thing!

Of course, it is difficult for the Song people to understand the role of various contemporary small advertisements and various propaganda methods in the formation and shaping of people's impressions!

For example, in Liu Ming's mind, an advertisement he saw when he was a child still comes to mind, and the old man uses reluctance!

This is the result of viral implantation!

Keep your ads in memory while annoying!

Now Liu Ming is going to be the first to eat crabs in the Northern Song Dynasty! Advertise people!

"Afterlife! Look at how you don't look like someone from the government! Sticking this thing doesn't matter to the yamen? ”

The people around him were talking, Liu Ming took care of the post, and waited until the paste was done and withdrew! The talent below sees the content on the advertising paper!

There are still relatively few people reading books in the crowd! I don't even know what it's written on!

"Zhang Sheng! You've read the book for a few years, read it to the big guys, what is written on it! ”

The white-bearded old man looked at a young man wearing a ruyi robe next to him and said.

"That's it! It is! Zhang Sheng misses the big guys! ”

Originally, Liu Ming wanted to miss them, but they didn't invite them! This seems too abrupt, but it is a bit of a feeling of a princess selling melons!

The Confucian scholar, who was called Zhang Sheng, shook a small fan, walked to the big tree, and carefully looked at the ink that was not very clear and read: "The chicken of Jigong Mountain is back in the world, Quyuan fights for energy, and all kinds of songs are known!" The magic chicken understands human nature and understands human language, which is really a great wonder in the world! Three days later, the West Street Goolan tile city solemnly opened, in order to give back to the majority of customers, a specific ten-day rehearsal system, each person into the city 20 Wen, ten days later rose to the usual price of 50 Wen! Looking forward to our customers! Don't miss out! Tell each other! ”

By the time Zhang Sheng finished reading, almost everyone looked at Liu Ming, who was about to leave for the next stop!

"Afterlife! Are you real? Can you really sing? ”

"I'm eighty out of seventy this year, and I've never seen a chicken that can sing after living so big! Don't frame me! When I was young, I traveled all over the world, and I saw a parrot who could sing, but I really never saw a chicken! ”

The old man began to gush about his old stories again! I can't help but smile and stroke my beard with satisfaction!

"Uncle! Now it's time to ask about the Qingshen chicken first, and then to talk about whether you became a young man? ”

"You turtle grandson! Every time you open your mouth, it's you who mischievous! Eat me a limp! ”

The old man angrily threw his crutches and chased after the middle-aged man who spoke, and the two of them chased each other, causing everyone to laugh!

That middle-aged man is the nephew of this old man, and he often jokes and teases the old man, which naturally makes him angry!

Looking at these farces, Liu Ming said with a straight face: "The chicken is like a fake, it is definitely a divine chicken, it was purchased from a long hand when I was traveling, and I already know the destiny of heaven!" ”

At this time, people's belief in ghosts and gods is no less than the belief in ancestors, and Taoist halls and temples from all over the Song Dynasty gathered! Incense flourishes!

"If it's true, I'll take the time to take a look, it's only twenty yuan, which is not too expensive!"

The man who spoke was dressed in silk cloth, and it was not a matter of much money to talk to the people around him who were wearing linen clothes!

"Three days later! West Street Goolan Tile City is waiting for you to watch! ”

After Liu Ming finished speaking, he picked up the straw paper and paste jar on the ground and walked to the next station, another big tree!

Almost everywhere is such a sensation, half a day basically walked through the north street of Mengdian City (Yanggu County)!

The people in the city are boiling, this is a thing that surprises the people in the city, I never thought that a strange person in Yanggu County would bring a magic chicken!

Liu Ming's almost panicked for a while before he posted dozens of straw paper advertising words in his hand! I hope that the people at this time will also be happy to hear about strange things! Otherwise, it would be a waste of thought!

When I returned to the West Street Goolan tile market, I heard the noise inside!

"Simon Official! Don't come in! We haven't opened yet! ”

"Mother Liu, you really know how to laugh! You don't inquire about Yanggu County here, who is Zhang Gongzi? It's the eldest son of Zhixian County, if you know each other, quickly take out that chicken and let me see! ”

"Great official, you ..... Auntie, this..."

There was an incoherent voice from the eldest lady, in her opinion, it was really difficult for a strong man, the chicken was not in the shed at all, how to show him! Besides, the chicken is Liu Ming's, she hasn't seen it at all, how can she know that the chicken is the magic chicken!

Liu Ming clenched his fists, this guy is here to find fault!

When I entered the city, I saw Ximenqing holding a pot of peony flowers in his hand!

Standing next to him was the Zhang Gongzi he saw in the restaurant that day! That is what the world often calls Zhang Xiucai!

"Yo, you're coming to the door! There is a long way to go! ”

Liu Ming stood at the door and looked at the two people in the courtyard with contempt with his fists!

"Nephew, you're back! One of these two wants to see the chicken, and the other wants to give Yun Niang peony flowers! ”

The eldest lady was really broken-mouthed, and she ran to Liu Ming and said!

Ling Liu Ming is now angry! This dog actually came to dig into the wall!

Seeing Liu Ming's appearance, Zhang Xiucai was not angry, but hugged his chest and smiled: "Butcher Liu! I underestimated you, I didn't expect you to have such an opportunity, not only a beauty embraced, but also a magic chicken for nothing! Good luck! I think it's my rotten pork that got you out of luck! ”

"Hehe, I really have to thank Zhang Gongzi Zhang Xiucai!"

Liu Ming just said coldly.

Zhang Xiucai was bored, and he was not annoyed, but shook the fan in his hand and smiled: "Needless to say, thank you, can you let me open my eyes and listen to Butcher Liu's chicken?" ”

"And let Yun Niang come out to see, I want to give a beauty a peony flower!"

Ximen Qing, who was standing next to him, had a lewd look on his face, and his hands holding peony flowers were trembling a little excitedly!