105, the world's most wasteful martial arts skills

It was getting late, and the moon was like a crook. The Yellow Turban thieves outside the city had already rested, but the soldiers in the city did not dare to relax completely, and hundreds of sentries lit torches to illuminate the city walls all around, so as to prevent the Yellow Turban thieves from sneaking up the city walls in the middle of the night.

Sun Yu returned to Confucius with Tai Shici, who was a little afraid of life, and gave all the money to Tai Shici's mother, so he had to be cheeky and borrowed some money from Wu Anguo to carry it on his body, and also asked Wu Anguo for a little maid's clothes for Tai Shici to change, saving her from dressing like a little flower.

Wu Anguo was quite arrogant, he didn't care about some money at all, and gave it to Sun Yu casually, and didn't want Sun Yu to return it. It is not surprising that the ancients were proud of their righteousness and wealth.

Finally settled these chores, Sun Yu also felt very tired, he fought Guan Hai, and Xu Huang, and after the battle, he ran around for Tai Shici, he was really a little sleepy, and he collapsed on the bed with his clothes closed, and his eyes just closed...... Suddenly, I heard a soft tapping sound by the window.

"Who?" Sun Yu asked curiously.

"It's me, Mi Zhen." A nice female voice outside the window replied, and sure enough, it was Mi Zhen's voice.

Hey? Why did this guy come to me in the middle of the night? Sun Yu said curiously: "Miss Mi, in the middle of the night, rest early, I'm tired all day, I really can't hold on." ”

I thought that after saying this, Mi Zhen would leave, but I didn't expect her to say unobtrusively: "Mr. Xunzhen...... I only take up very little of your time...... Can you go to the courtyard and talk to me for a while? Don't you want to know what my martial arts skills are? You come out, I tell you! ”

Yo? I am very interested in this kind of thing, Sun Yu's curiosity baby illness suddenly attacked, he got up from the bed regardless of fatigue, and rushed out of the room.

Yuehua was gentle, Mi Zhen walked in front, Sun Yu followed behind, and the two quietly walked to a small pavilion in the courtyard, there was a stone table and two stone chairs in the pavilion, and there was actually a pot of tea and two or three dishes on the table. It seems that Mi Zhen has been prepared for a long time, so she will ask him to talk about it when Sun Yu returns home.

It's just that Sun Yu ran around for Tai Shici, and he didn't know how long he had been wrong, and the dishes on the table were cold.

Mi Zhen gently poured a cup of tea for Sun Yu, and said in a low voice: "Mr. Xunzhen...... No, I'll call you General Sun. I told you a few days ago that my martial arts skills are the worst in the world, the most useless, and the most ignorant of the so-called martial arts skills, I don't know if you remember? ”

"Remember!" Sun Yu picked up the tea that Mi Zhen had just poured and drank it in one gulp, this tea was left for too long, not only cold, but also a little tasteless, Sun Yu licked his tongue and asked curiously: "What kind of martial arts skills are they?" I think that no matter what martial arts technique, there must be a suitable place for it to be used, how can there be a completely useless martial arts technique? ”

Mi Zhen smiled slightly bitterly, and she said in a very helpless tone: "Presumably General Sun also knows that since the day the martial arts skills appeared 200 years ago, no man in the world can use martial arts skills, and only women know how to use martial arts skills." Except, of course, General Sun. ”

"That's right!" Sun Yu thought to himself: Actually, I don't know martial arts skills, I'm all fake. But he asked, "What does this have to do with your martial arts skills?" ”

Mi Zhen smiled bitterly and said: "Before I met General Sun, I also thought that there was no man in the world who knew martial arts, so I ...... My martial arts skills have become the most ridiculous martial arts skills in the world, because ...... It's very peculiar in its features......"

My aunt and grandmother, don't talk one at a time, make people appetite, Sun Yu is depressed.

Mi Zhen's body suddenly flashed a soft green light, this green light was very gentle, without a trace of attack, making people feel very warm and amiable, only to see two big green characters condensed on the top of her head, these two words made Sun Yu stunned, almost fainted to the ground.

I saw that these two words were actually - Wangfu!

"Wangfu?" Sun Yu was in a cold sweat, this ...... What is the use of such an unserious martial arts name?

A crystal tear suddenly slipped from the corner of Mi Zhen's eyes, she stretched out her finger and pointed to the word "Wangfu" on the top of her head, and laughed miserably: "See? Got it? Is there a more ridiculous martial arts skill in the world than this martial arts skill? ”

She paused for a moment and said weakly: "It is a martial arts technique that can only be used once in a lifetime, and it can only be used on my husband, not on other men." It can make my husband permanently lightweight, powerful, and refreshed...... In a word, it improves my husband's physique! Make him strong. ”

Sun Yu wiped his sweat and asked, "Isn't this very useful?" What's ridiculous......" Before the words fell, Sun Yu woke up in his heart, the men in this world don't know martial arts, even if men are strengthened, they are not the opponents of women who know martial arts skills after all...... This one...... It's a little funny. What's more, this social structure is turning to female superiority and male inferiority, and a woman's martial arts skills are actually to strengthen her own man, which makes other people look down on her to some extent, just like the "strict wife" men in later generations.

I only heard Mi Zhen say sadly: "Because of my ridiculous martial arts skills, everyone in Xuzhou looks down on me, they say that I am the funniest woman in the world, and I have the most funny martial arts skills in the world." Even my sister Mi Fang didn't help me, she felt that I had lost the face of the Mi family, and the Mi family became the laughing stock of the whole Xuzhou. ”

Sun Yu nodded and sighed, "This ......"

Mi Zhen continued: "Because I have become the laughing stock of the whole Xuzhou, of course no man is willing to join my family, and even the two sisters can't find a man. So the second sister Mi Fang didn't know what kind of neurosis she had, so she took advantage of the time when the eldest sister Mi Zhu went out to do business, and married me to Tao Qian's son Tao Ying, asking me to marry that useless waste man. Maybe the second sister thinks that after throwing me out, it won't be a Mi family, and the prestige of the Mi family can be reinvigorated at that time. ”

Sun Yu was furious when he heard this, this Mi Fang is really too much of a bastard, even if her sister's martial arts skills are almost good, she is still her own sister, how can there be such a reason for spoofing.

Mi Zhen said this, and sighed: "I didn't want to marry Tao Ying, that waste man, so I escaped, and fled all the way north from Xuzhou to Beihai, if it wasn't for General Sun's rescue, I would have died in that black shop." ”

Sun Yu knew that women were relatively fragile at such times, so he hurriedly comforted: "It's okay, isn't it safe now?" When we figure out a way to defeat the Yellow Turban Thief, I will send you to Beiping to live, where you will pretend to be an ordinary woman with no martial arts skills and live an ordinary life, and you will no longer be ridiculed by others. ”

Mi Zhen shook her head, she suddenly put away the green light on her body, and she didn't shed tears, but said calmly: "No! After defeating the Yellow Turban Thief, I want to go back to Xuzhou! ”

"Huh?" Sun Yu said curiously: "Why do you suddenly want to go back?" ”

Mi Zhen smiled proudly and said, "I have found evidence that I am not a waste!" I want to go back to Xuzhou and prove to those who once laughed at me that my Mi Zhen is not a waste, and my Mi Zhen's martial arts skills are not the most useless martial arts skills in the world. ”

"How can this be proven?" Sun Yu, a guy with zero emotional intelligence, still hasn't understood yet, and is still asking stupidly.

Mi Zhen suddenly grabbed Sun Yu's hand, and she said seriously: "Marry me, and then accompany me back to Xuzhou to prove to everyone that my martial arts skills are useful!" ”

"Huh?" Sun Yu, a fool with zero EQ, finally understood: "Wangfu" is used on ordinary soldiers, it is a useless garbage military skill, but if it is used on a man who knows martial arts, what will happen? Permanent surname changes physique and strength increases? Isn't that what that is...... Will the level of the general's skill be permanently increased? Originally...... After Mi Zhen found out that I knew how to martial arts, she set her eyes on me.

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