136, Lori, uncle will take you to eat five-flavor chicken

Ahem, little Lori, I'm so sorry! Bad uncle deceived you again in order to delay time, so you still think I'm just a red general, but bad uncle I'm also forced, otherwise I will be abducted by Lori, which will be laughed to death by many bad uncles in later generations.

Sun Yu brushed the ground and pulled out the iron gun on his back, he gently waved the iron gun, red light burst out from his body, and the two big words "great power" jumped out of his head. Ahem, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger has to be thorough, or use the name of the martial arts of the Battle of Tiger Prison to tease Lori.

The one-eyed Lori glanced at Sun Yu, and immediately forgot about the red one outside the clouds, she took the long iron spear from her back, and pulled it on the spear with the tips of her fingers, and blood gushed out! One-eyed Lori sticks out her tongue and licks where her finger is bleeding. The smell of blood rushed into her nostrils, and the smell of blood was astringent and unpalatable, but this smell could blow the horn of war for her.

Xiahoudun's one-eyed eye suddenly turned blood-red, and the red eye was full of light. A surging fighting spirit burst out of her body, and the hula was like a strong wind blowing across the battlefield, blowing the dust flying in the air without a trace.

The two pure golden characters of "bloodthirsty" shine brightly.

cough, if you have a fighting spirit, you are a cow b, Sun Yu was tired of it, this kind of thing, no matter how NM01 simulates it, it can't be made, it is a unique thing for authentic golden generals in this world.

Xu Huang's white skirt was so angry with Xiahoudun that his skirts flew up, and he almost exposed his underwear. She angrily pulled the corner of her skirt with one hand, and waved the Xuanhua axe with the other hand, and said angrily: "One-eyed! Are you too young to be ashamed, so do you think that others are as shameless as you? I'm already a yellow flower girl, you actually lifted my skirt? It's too much. ”

Cough, you yellow flower girl is a fart, playing with an axe with a stinky face all day long, the ghost just wants to see your underwear, Sun Yu grinned. And...... People didn't mean to lift your skirt at all, but it was just a vindictive, who told you to go to the battlefield and still wear a skirt, isn't it uncomfortable?

Xu Huang waved his big axe, and Le Ma rushed straight to Xiahou Dun. The two horses intersected, their guns and axes struck each other, and only a loud bang was heard, and the golden streamer exploded all over the sky. Xu Huang's axe gravity is heavy, and Xiahoudun's marksmanship is indomitable, and he is ruthless.

When the two of them got into each other, they saw the sky full of guns and axes, flying non-stop, and the golden light was floating everywhere, Sun Yu was not in a hurry to come forward to help, he knew that although Xu Huang was only pale golden and did not have fighting spirit, it was impossible for him to lose to Xiahoudun so quickly, and the two of them would definitely be able to fight for a while.

Sun Yu patted the horse lightly and approached the center of the battle between the two. Call! The first time he faced the authentic golden general, the pressure was so great, and before he got close to Xiahou Dun's three zhang, Sun Yu's face was shaved with a feeling of being cut by a knife, no wonder Guan Yu and Zhang Fei made people turn their backs everywhere when they fought Karasuma, just the suppression of this aura could make ordinary soldiers feel half a point of cowardice.

Fortunately, Sun Yu has been washed by "Wangfu", and his body's functions are far beyond ordinary people, coupled with the reinforcement of nm01, he doesn't feel poor breathing under the pressure of this fighting spirit. He rolled his eyes and decided to disguise the red military general to the end, so he pretended to be breathless and couldn't open his eyes because of the fighting spirit, and leaned slowly towards Xiahoudun.

At this time, Xiahoudun already had a considerable advantage, Xu Huang was a step worse than Xiahoudun after all, and the axe light gradually dimmed, and it became more and more unwieldy. The bloodthirsty Lori is about to win, and the more she fights, the more courageous she becomes, and the scattered shadow of the gun makes people's eyes dazzle.

Sun Yu walked to Xiahoudun's side at this time, raised his spear, and stabbed him crookedly.

"Hahaha, I dare to go up with such strength!" The Cao soldiers laughed loudly.

Xuzhou Bing has seen Sun Yu use the "Gun King" many times, and they know that he is disguised, so they all watch quietly.

Xiahoudun saw Sun Yu's stabbing shot, crookedly and without any discipline, it was even worse than the red "gun general", she gently turned the gun and waved it at Sun Yu.

Tens of thousands of people inside and outside the city saw Sun Yu being swept off his horse by a shot from the bloodthirsty Lori.

"Haha, it's too vegetable, you can't stop it with a single shot!" The Cao soldiers all laughed.

Bloodthirsty Lori didn't expect that she would sweep Sun Yu down with one shot, and she was actually a little worried: He wasn't injured, right? He brought me a sleeping bag last night, and I didn't want to hurt him.

Little Lori forced Xu Huang back with a spear, and turned her head to see if Sun Yu had fallen off the horse and was injured.

At this moment, I saw the figure under Sun Yu's white horse's belly flip, Sun Yu suddenly turned up from under the horse's belly, it turned out that he pretended to fall off the horse, but in fact he was hanging on the horse's belly, and his toes immediately turned back to the horse's back with a slight tiptoe.

The golden light jumped up as soon as he brushed the ground, and the two red characters of "Juli" on the top of Sun Yu's head disappeared, and turned into two big golden characters - "Gun King", and the golden light bluffed the bloodthirsty Lori.

Sun Yu stabbed a shot just when little Lori was startled, and at the same time, Xu Huang in the back also raised his battle axe and attacked from both sides.

"Huh? It's so cunning! The soldiers of Cao Jun suddenly found out that they had been deceived, and shouted together: "Dirty, you actually cheat!" ”

Ahem, Sun Yu's face was slightly red, and he was deceiving Xiao Lori, which was indeed a bit ungentlemanly. But...... Abducting Lori was meant to be a fraud.,What a lollipop.、Look at goldfish.,Blame the uncles for kidnapping Lori.,Do everything you can.,It's normal for me to cheat.。

The "Axe King" and "Gun King" attacked Xiahoudun together, and they were caught off guard, and the bloodthirsty Lori was suddenly in a hurry. But she always thought that Xu Huang was more powerful, so most of the guns were used to meet Xu Huang's axe. The three generals were instantly enveloped in a piece of golden light, which turned out to be the golden streamer brought up by the shadows of the three weapons waving.

Sun Yu actually doesn't know any marksmanship at all, but his physical fitness is far several times higher than that of ordinary people after "Wangfu", and then he has turned into a cell, and the action is so fast that the naked eye can't see it clearly, although it is a burst of chaotic stabbing without rules, it is also very difficult to stop.

The rippling golden light curtain on the three of them almost obscured the sight of the onlookers who did not know the truth, until the golden light dissipated, and the shadows of the guns and axes all dissipated, and everyone realized that the battle was over, and one of the three horses in the field had no knight on its back.

Xiahoudun's horse was empty.

Xu Huang was still sitting on her big horse, she lowered her tomahawk, panting and said, "It's really troublesome, this little girl is so difficult to clean up." ”

Looking at Sun Yu's horseback again, I saw Sun Yu holding a spear in his right hand, but his left hand was holding a little Lori who was struggling. Who can it be if it's not a one-eyed Lori Xiahoudun?

It turned out that Xiahoudun was besieged by two golden generals by surprise, not to mention that he lost the first move, and his strength was greatly inferior. After a few moves, Xu Huang wrapped his spear with a big axe, and Sun Yu took advantage of the moment when the two horses intersected, and reached out to hug the bloodthirsty Lori bear. Little Lori was startled and hurriedly struggled, but she couldn't do it after struggling for a long time...... Although Sun Yu's marksmanship is not as good as hers, his strength is much greater than hers.

Bloodthirsty Lori was in a hurry, she simply collected the golden light on her body, changed back to the appearance of an ordinary girl, her eyes turned back to black, she tore her mouth open, and cried wowly: "General Sun...... No, stinky Sun Yu, you're a villain, you're a liar! You bully little girls......"

Sun Yu: "......"

Xu Huang: "......"

Yu Ban: "......"

Cao Jun Soldier: "......"

Xuzhou soldier: "......"

It's so unscientific!

Sweat! Xiahoudun, don't cry, you were still a golden top general just now, and now you are starting to become a little girl, look at the crowd of onlookers, they are all stupid. Sun Yu said softly and depressedly: "Don't cry, be good, I won't hurt you." ”

"I don't trust you anymore, woooooooooo Little Lori felt that she had been deceived and cried sadly.

Ahem! Don't cry, I'm depressed! If you cry in front of tens of thousands of onlookers like this, my accusation of coaxing little Lori will be known to the world. Sun Yu stretched out his hand and stroked Xiahoudun's head, and said in a low voice: "You were captured by me, and you will not be responsible when Cao Mengde and the army come, we just don't want to fight, I will take you back to Xuzhou to eat delicious five-flavor chicken." ”

"Five-flavor chicken?" Xiahoudun put away his crying and asked, "Is it really delicious?" Don't lie to me! ”

Ahem, blame the uncles for using lollipops to kidnap Lori, I use five-flavor chicken kidnapping Lori, it seems that no matter how many thousands of years have passed, using food to kidnap Lori is the only way. Sun Yu nodded violently and said, "It's delicious, I'll wrap a few more for you after eating, and when Cao Mengde comes, you can bring it to her." ”

"Okay! If you lie to me again this time, I will ignore you again. One-eyed Lori said very seriously: "Sister Meng De is here, you have to let me go back, and bring her two five-flavor chickens." ”

"Okay, it's all up to you!" Sun Yu wiped his sweat.

After settling the troublesome Lori, Sun Yu raised his head and said to Yu Ban and Euphorbia Lori Dian who were eager to rush over in the distance: "You lost today's bet, and you can't build a camp today!" ”

Yu Ban was so angry in his heart, this man came to care about us tenderly last night, but it turned out to be a big liar. She said depressedly: "I know, if you don't build it, it's just that." You give General Xiahou back to me! ”

"No, I promised to take her to eat something delicious." Sun Yu grinned and said, "Don't worry, she's safe, and I'm guaranteeing that she's okay." ”

Yu Ban flattened her mouth, a little depressed, but she didn't know what to say, she wanted to scold Sun Yu, but in the end, her voice was soft, and she asked stupidly: "We can't build a camp tent today, you said you want to send me a sleeping bag." "Poor ordinary girl who is not beautiful, I finally found a man who cares about herself, this opportunity cannot be missed.

Khan, Sun Yu picked his head and said, "I took Xiahoudun away today, you can use her sleeping bag." ”

"No, I don't sleep with anyone else." Yu Ban decided to die to get this concern.

"Ahem, okay then, I'll send you one in the evening." Sun Yu turned around and reined in the horse, hugged the little Lori, and turned back to Xuzhou.

At this time, the halberd next to Yu Ban, Lori Dianwei, said angrily: "General Yu, let's just watch General Xiahou being captured?" Wave your army and go to Qunou! ”

Yu Ban shook his head and said, "Forget it, even if the lord is here, he won't necessarily tear his face with Sun Yu, her mind ...... You're a little girl who will never understand, so you'd better find a way to unlock you. ”

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