A room?

Ouyang Mochou's aunt and nephew are both people with good ears.

Hearing Ah Gui's muttering very clearly, he raised his head in unison, and glanced at Lu Heng, who was frowning, whispering to Ah Gui, sometimes shaking his head, sometimes distressed, and his pretty face was slightly red.

How do you sleep in a room? Do you want the three of you to sleep together, that's great, cough cough, no, how can you do that? They can do it, and so will I...... Can I do it? This is what Lu Heng thought.

Do you want Rushuang to go out and find another room? How can you say that? This is what Ouyang Mochou thinks in his heart.

Phew, whoever goes to sleep where I like, anyway, I'm going to sleep with my aunt today. No one wants to go into my aunt's room. This is Ouyang Rushuang's idea.

Ouyang Rushuang felt a little inexplicable envy, jealousy and hatred in her heart, raised her head and secretly glanced at Lu Heng, who had already called the shopkeeper over, and was even more sure of what she had just thought in her heart.

"Is there really only one room?"

Lu Heng frowned, and asked the eight-character eyebrow shopkeeper who nodded.

The shopkeeper made a bitter face and begged: "Yes, this official, where does the villain dare to lie to you, there is really only one room!" ”

Over the years, I have seen all kinds of people, although Lu Heng and his party did not identify themselves, but the old shopkeeper saw at a glance that Lu Heng and his party were either rich or expensive.

Tsk, look at those horses, how can ordinary people feed them?

Look at those samurai, all of them have round waists and thick shoulders, and their faces are fierce, they are definitely not good.

If it weren't for the rich boy's trip, how could there be such a big pomp?

"What's only one room?" Just when Lu Heng was helplessly about to wave his hand to let the shopkeeper retreat. Suddenly, there was a cold shout at the door.

When the shopkeeper heard this, he immediately shuddered. The body trembled involuntarily.

He cursed a bastard in his mouth, but after raising his head. It's already replaced with a happy smile. A flattering smile. Pacing small broken steps. hurriedly ran to the door and nodded to the boy who walked into the inn. He also stretched out his hand and helped this young brother pat off the dust on his body: "Young Master Di, you won't say hello when you come." The villain must know that you are always coming, how many rooms are there! Whoever is that, Chuanfu, hurry up and take out the hundred-year-old flower carvings in our store and give them to Young Master Di to taste! ”

The degree of enthusiasm. comparable to Lu Heng's bar escort in his previous life.

The boy pushed him away impatiently, and then secretly glanced at the table sitting on the table. The scholar, who was chatting with the one-armed samurai, felt a sudden burst in his heart. Then, he opened his throat and said: "Master doesn't want your flower carving, Master is not a bandit, Master I am the third son of Shuozhou Mansion." My father has always taught us not to speak incivilly, not to look at incivility, not to listen to incivility, and to follow the way of the saints. You must know that the young master is in Shuozhou Mansion, and I have always appeared as a youth idol, not stealing, not robbing, and not hooligans. Are you doing this to ruin my reputation as young master? Well? ”

The shopkeeper was stunned for a moment, his mouth opened wide, as if he had seen a ghost, looking at the biggest scourge of Shuozhou Mansion, his heart was extremely shocked, and he didn't notice a trace of saliva flowing from the corner of his mouth.

Does this, the way of the saints, have anything to do with you?

Seeing the shopkeeper dumbfounded, Brother Di smiled with satisfaction, stretched out his hand and patted the shopkeeper's shoulder, laughing.

Unexpectedly, his smile frightened the shopkeeper suddenly, if he hadn't stood at the door, leaning against the pillar, he would have fallen miserably.

The son surnamed Di laughed as if he didn't notice it, and said proudly: "Just know that you are wrong, you can't do it in the future, you know, if you know your mistakes, you can change them, you are still a good comrade!" ”

The young master surnamed Di nodded blankly when he saw the shopkeeper at a loss, smiled slightly, and then groaned with a serious face, shook his head and said: "There is a way, the prodigal son does not change his money, thousands of miles of Jiangling and ten thousand mountains, who knows that the weather is good today, and the husband and wife will be blessed for a hundred days!" You must remember this poem and never repeat it! ”

After that, the young master still didn't think it was lethal enough, so he patted the shopkeeper's shoulder vigorously, blinked, and raised his eyebrows: "The young master is very optimistic about you!" ”

The shopkeeper's mouth was wide open, his eyes were demented, and the corners of his mouth twitched, I don't know if he wanted to laugh or cry......

No, it's not, uncle, what are you talking about?

What did I do?

What does that poem, that poem mean?

Can you make it clear, the villain is really a shallow learner, and he really can't see through the deep meaning of your poem!

"What are you doing in a daze?" The young master surnamed Di saw this shopkeeper standing in front of him stupidly, looking at him with a look of admiration, obviously just shocked by his own talent, and did not react for a while. Although the young master surnamed Di was overjoyed in his heart, he had no choice but to see the distinguished guest in front of him, and he seemed to have accidentally collided with the distinguished guest just now. This is a great time to establish your own five good youths, how can you waste it?

Seeing the shopkeeper standing in place stupidly, the young master surnamed Di glared, the tiger's body was shocked, domineering, and roared: "Why don't you prepare a room for that distinguished guest?" ”

The shopkeeper suddenly realized, it turns out that you are because of this incident!

Say it earlier, fuck your mother, what words are dropped.

Of course, these words were just thinking about it in his heart, and he didn't dare to say it if he was scared to death by the shopkeeper.

After hearing this, the shopkeeper immediately agreed, as if he had received a holy decree, turned around arrogantly, waved his big hand, and commanded the shopkeeper to start rushing up to the second floor, driving out the guests who had booked a room.

"By the way, my lord, how many rooms do you want?" The second floor was noisy and protesting. But the shopkeeper didn't seem to notice, nodded and stood in front of Lu Heng, and asked with a smile.

Lu Heng frowned, thought about it for a while, but didn't stop the shopkeeper's approach.

smiled, picked up the tea, stretched out a finger and said, "One is good!" ”

When the shopkeeper heard this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and ran up to the second floor. He nodded his head again and smiled at the slightly more powerful guests.

Lu Heng raised his head, glanced at the second floor, shook his head with a smile, and withdrew his gaze.

Turning his head, he looked at the young master surnamed Di who was tiptoeing at the door and was about to leave, and after slowly putting down the teacup, he said with a smile: "This son, can you come over for a drink?" ”

The young master surnamed Di was about to run away secretly, and when he was just about to step over the threshold, he suddenly heard this sentence. He was so frightened that he staggered, and he was almost knocked to the ground, and he fell to eat.

After finally stabilizing his figure, the young master surnamed Di turned his head and grinned, but the smile was more ugly than crying.

"No, there's no need, your adults are so good to eat, villain, villain, villain will be disturbed!" The young master surnamed Di was in a nervous mood, and he stammered when he spoke.

Lu Heng couldn't help but smile slightly. Shaking his head, he pointed to the chair and said, "It's okay, come here!" ”

The young master surnamed Nadi still shook his head like a rattle, and said with a smile: "Forget it, forget it!" ”

Lu Heng's face turned pale and put down the teacup. Turning his head, he stared at him, and suddenly shouted, "Come here!" ”

With a plop, the young master surnamed Di's body trembled, and he fell to the ground in fright, falling on his back to the sky.

After getting up with a disgraced face, he cried and walked over slowly, like a defeated rooster.

In the meantime, the shopkeeper's room has been arranged. In view of the presence of outsiders, Ouyang Mochou and Ouyang Rushuang's aunt and nephew smiled at Lu Heng, and then went upstairs and went back to the room hand in hand.

Lu Heng nodded and smiled at the second daughter, and watched them leave before retracting his gaze.

Turning his head, he looked at the young master surnamed Di who was standing in front of him and didn't dare to come out, stretched out his hand and pointed to the chair and said, "Sit down!" ”

The young master surnamed Di trembled, and stammered: "The villain doesn't dare, the villain doesn't dare!" ”

"Sit!" Lu Heng glared at him and shouted coldly.

The young master surnamed Di sat down half of his ass nervously, his eyes were full of fear, and he looked at Lu Heng.

At the same time, at the door of the inn, a large group of people gathered to watch the excitement. These people gloated with schadenfreude on their faces, looking at the young master surnamed Di, who was as gentle as a cat, and laughed like that.

The handsome face of the young master surnamed Di was blue and red for a while, and his body was trembling with anger.

Turning his head, he glared at the door.

A group of people at the door who watched the excitement laughed loudly and dispersed.

Lu Heng didn't think much of this, and after taking a sip from the tea station, his eyes were full of smiles, looking at the anxious rich boy sitting in front of him.

It wasn't until he stared at the rich boy that he was trembling like chaff that Lu Heng put down the teacup and asked lightly: "Do you like to flirt with women?" ”

As soon as these words came out, the rich young man's face turned pale, he slipped from the chair and fell to the ground with a thud, knelt on the stone slab, and slapped his mouth in the face hard: "The villain should die, the villain should die, the villain collided with the adult, the crime deserves death!" ”

Lu Heng looked at the rich young man who was kneeling on the ground and slapped him in the face with a bow left and right. Seeing that his face turned pale with fright, the unhappiness in his heart gradually disappeared.

frowned, and snorted coldly: "Get up, the man has gold under his knees, it is so easy to kneel, what kind of body is it?" ”

When the rich boy heard this, he raised his head and looked at Lu Heng in disbelief.

"What's the matter, do you want Lu to help you up personally?" Lu Heng asked angrily.

The rich boy jumped up with a swish, his movements light and agile.

"Good skills!" Ah Gui's eyes lit up, as if Grande had seen a room full of gold and silver treasures. I couldn't help but praise it softly.

The rich young man's face was slightly red, he was praised by the sword god, and although he was happy in his heart, he still bowed his head and didn't dare to speak.

Lu Heng glanced at Ah Gui in surprise, then turned his gaze to the young man, frowned and asked, "Do you know me?" ”

The young master surnamed Di cried and begged for mercy: "The villain has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, and he collided with the emperor, and he deserves death!" ”

Lu Heng shook his head and smiled, ignoring him. After thinking about it, he asked, "What's your name?" ”

The young master surnamed Di bent down and replied respectfully: "Villain Di Qing, Di Hanchen!" ”