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The carriage turned right along Xuanwu Street and entered Zongzheng Street under the shade of green trees. As the name suggests, this is where the Zongzheng Mansion of the Great Qin Dynasty is located.www.biquge.info

This street is also very spacious, not much narrower than General Street, but the loess pavement, and potholes, is a little bit cold from the magnificent avenue in front of the Taiwei's Mansion.

The carriage passed through the front gate of Zongzheng Mansion, but it did not stop, but went around half a circle and stopped behind the courtyard. A black-clothed guard officer jumped out of the carriage, walked to the old soldier guarding the door, took out a token from his arms, and said softly: "This old brother, if you are in trouble, you will say that someone from the Longjun Wangfu of the Right Sect has come up." ”

As soon as the old army saw them menacing, he was already timid, and they spoke politely, so he hurriedly took the token and said respectfully: "This big official will be later, and the little old man will go to the ceremony." As he spoke, he instructed his companion to greet him, and he turned around and ran in.

After a while, there was a commotion in the courtyard, and more than a dozen officials in purple official uniforms ran from the front yard, and only slowed down when they arrived at the door, lined up on both sides of the ranks, and said respectfully in unison: "Greetings." "These royal relatives who are on errand in Zongzheng Mansion, although they only have the real power of the big fart, but they are the most deaf and well-informed, how can they not know that His Royal Highness the King of Longjun, the right sect, will enter the Zongzheng Mansion in a few days.

Take 10,000 steps back and say, as the most outstanding young son of the Great Qin Imperial Family, who controls the south with one hand and controls the clan armed forces with the other, even if it is not the great Zongzheng of Nalaoshzi, it will not prevent these people from welcoming the courtesy and enthusiasm of His Royal Highness the King of Longjun.

A white-faced scribe with three long beards got out of a carriage in the middle and stepped into the back door of Zongzheng Mansion surrounded by black-clothed guards. Looking at the purple official robes on both sides, the white-faced scribe smiled and said, "Come with me into the house." ”

The scribe actually wanted to laugh, he had been to the court, and he clearly remembered that the sum of the purple clothes in the Manchu Dynasty seemed to be indistinguishable from the number of people in front of him. However, everyone's gold content is far behind, they are the prime minister Shangshu Siqing, and at worst they are also a waiter, and these benevolent brothers are at best some principals and outsiders.

Although the officials on both sides were wearing the uniforms of high-ranking officials above the third grade, they also knew how many bowls of dry rice they had eaten as the most worthless officials in Daqin. It's okay to be like ordinary petty officials and small people, but he doesn't dare to be disrespectful to a big man like King Longjun, even if it's a Qingke in his house.

He honestly followed the scribe into the courtyard, and several of the principals accompanied the scribe into the house, and the rest dispersed, and it was said that they were 'on official business'. When he entered the house, he did not refuse, and the scribe sat on the throne with a big grin, and the last seat was admired by several principals.

A few people exchanged a few words, and sure enough, several princes of Zongzheng were not there, only these principals were in charge. The scribe was not interested in paying attention to the attendance rate of the Zongzheng Mansion, and instructed one of the highest titles: "Please take me to see the fourth master, my prince has something to ask him." ”

The noble and calm temperament exuded by him and his unangry and self-authoritative temperament made several royal relatives feel that he should speak in a commanding tone, as if it was natural to obey his orders.

The prince didn't say a word, got up and asked, "Please Mr. Zhang come with the official." He did not use a knighthood, but called himself an official position, which made the scribe bow slightly.

followed the prince into a familiar courtyard, and walked on the cobblestone path for a while, and the scribe suddenly said: It turns out that this is the place where Lao Tzu squatted in the class room.

Revisiting the old place, things are not people, and it is a unique taste in my heart.

With a feeling of nostalgia for the lost youth, I visited the former prison cell, and it took a long time to walk to the gate of a courtyard with green tiles and cornices in the northwest corner. Guogong, who led the way, looked at the people from the palace who had been a little distracted since he came in, and said softly: "The fourth master is inside." He said with some slurring: "Since this gentleman is a close friend of the prince, he is also a member of our royal family......

The scribe smiled and said, "It's really not an outsider. ”

The prince of the country looked a little more relaxed, and said with a dry smile: "Those outsiders want to deal with our fourth master, and we empty princes can't help much, and we have to act for the tiger and help those rabbit cubs take care of the fourth master, and I feel very guilty." The only thing we can do is to make the fourth master more comfortable, so ......"

When the scribe saw him beating around the bush, he thought he was going to say something, wasn't it just to engage in special preferential treatment, just with the amazing financial resources of the third and fourth children, if there was no preferential treatment, it would be rare. Thinking of this, the scribe smiled and said, "I haven't seen anything, and besides, if it is a big-mouthed person, the prince will not send me, so don't worry." ”

The prince patted his head and said with a smile: "Yes, then sir, please come in, the lower officials still have some vulgar things to take care of, and they are out of company." "It seems that he is extremely reluctant to go into the courtyard. The scribe was not reluctant, smiled and said goodbye to him, and pushed the door into the courtyard.

The black-clothed guard who protected the scribe was nervous, and he was about to surround the scribe in the middle, but he stretched out his hand to stop him, and grinned at a few nervous guys: "If even a sick cat is regarded as a big worm, how can Lone fight a real tiger in the future?" ”

A few of the black-clad guards smiled and stepped out of the way, obviously agreeing with the scribe's statement, but the defensive formation was noticeably tighter.

The scribe's gaze swept over the spacious courtyard, which was different from the blue tile gray wall outside, which was carved with jade railings and yellow tiles, and the ground was paved with yellow square bricks with flying patterns, and under the tall Gongsun tree in the right corner of the courtyard, there was also a circle of tables and chairs carved from jade. These things that are intolerable in the world, under the careful arrangement of the master craftsmen, and then decorated with some precious flowers and plants, suddenly look beautiful, although magnificent, but people feel that there is no intention to show off, as if compared with the noble identity of the master here, these are like the tables, chairs and benches of ordinary people's homes, they are ordinary things.

The scribe snorted softly, but sighed in his heart that when he was in prison here, the small courtyard with the size of a palm seemed to have nothing but three blue-tiled houses and two old locust trees...... Oh, there is also a stinky foot Qin Surabaya, without him, it would be impossible for him to get some meat.

is also in the prison of Zongzheng Mansion, and he is also the prince and the king of the county, and his crime is simply different from the fourth child in the house, but why is the treatment different from the other direction? The scribe said depressedly.

With this emotion, the scribe kicked open the door of the room, trying to find some balance by saying a few cool words, but when he saw the situation in the room, he could not help but gasp, and cried out, "Someone...... Save...... Don't worry! "Speaking of which, there was a bit of schadenfreude.

I saw that on the beam of the house, a white silk was tied to it, and on the white silk hung a young man wearing a blue five-clawed five-dragon king suit. The white silk went around the young man's neck, and the stool under the young man's feet had already fallen down, and the sound they heard was the sound of the stool falling to the ground.

The description is so clear, just to illustrate the ridiculous situation of the young prince hanging on the white silk. The man seemed to want to hang himself, and the stool was kicked, and the next step was to roll his eyes and stick out his tongue and kick his legs on the road. But this person seemed to be a little undecided, and put his hands between his neck and Bai Aya, not looking like he was going to hang, but like he was connecting with a hateful project called 'hanging arms'.

As soon as the scribe came in, he startled the man, and with a sigh, he wanted to jump down, but the object of his bent arms hanging was not a military device called a horizontal bar, but a convenient and affordable suicide equipment that has been passed down through ancient times. Therefore, although the hands were loosened, the head hung on it, and with a bang, it really completed the great leap from hanging his arms to hanging himself.

The scribe with a bad taste is naturally Qin Lei. He and his guards witnessed the transformation of the man on the beam from an athlete to a hanged ghost, and they couldn't help but feel relaxed and happy, and shouted hello in unison!

The ones who are close to the ink are black, and Qin Lei's guards are already as black as they are, and they have the nickname 'Black Guard', so they will naturally not be good birds. Moreover, the fourth prince who kicked his legs like a frog on the beam was very different from their prince. When Qin Lei first arrived in Zhongdu, he first stole the wind wine and replaced the pillars, causing him to almost make a fool of himself; and because of a trumped-up rumor, he sent someone to lurk beside Qin Lei, wanting to frame him; The most unforgivable thing is that after being discovered by Qin Lei, he was just a brother, and he designed to mobilize the army and wanted to kill him.

For the process of appreciating this kind of thing hanging, the black-clothed guards naturally do not have any psychological obstacles. Moved a chair for the prince, asked him to sit down, and stood behind Qin Lei, looking up to appreciate the wonderful performance of the fourth master on the beam. also commented loudly: "The posture is too ugly, like a hanging toad." "I think it's okay, there's a bleak aesthetic......"

"Do you think he's going to be incontinent?" "It's possible, I'll be incontinent if I bet five taels of silver, which of you wants to gamble?" "I'm also out of five taels...... Follow! "Follow!" "Follow!" "Follow!" "Follow!"

Seeing that those guys were all ghostly, the black-clothed guard who proposed it said depressedly: "Oh my God, it's all with you, this is still a fart." ”

Qin Lei, who had been laughing and listening to their nonsense, suddenly spoke: "King Gu opened a gamble, betting that he died because of a broken spine and stood on Gu's left hand, bet that he died because of suffocation and lack of oxygen in the brain stood on Lone's right hand, and bet that he was standing in the middle of these two ways of death." One person has five taels of silver to lay the foundation, and the more the merrier. ”

Fortunately, the one on the beam was already starved of oxygen in his brain and couldn't hear anything clearly, otherwise he would have bet in the middle and bet that he would be to death.

After a while, five of the fifteen black-clothed guards stood on the left and ten on the right, Qin Lei blinked, and the thief smiled: "One last chance, otherwise you will buy it and leave?" As soon as he shouted, two of them who had been standing on the right ran to the left, and one on the left ran to the right. There was also a gritted tooth standing in the middle.

If it weren't for Qin Lei's 'stop' call, this kind of personnel flow would have become more and more intense. Qin Lei said loudly: "Buy and leave, now uncover the cup ......" As soon as the words fell, he reflexively shook his hand and shot the sleeve arrow out, and as soon as the cold light flashed, he heard a snort, and the straight white silk on the beam was cut off from the right side, and the person hanging on it also fell in response, slapping on the ground with a bang, and collapsed motionless.

Qin Lei nodded at the black-clothed guard on the very side, and the black-clothed guard quickly stepped forward and launched first aid on the beach on the ground. Qin Lei didn't follow, but stared at this group of guys who were still smiling hippies.

These people have long developed the temperament of not being afraid of heaven and earth, but as long as Qin Lei pulls down his face, these guys immediately panicked, and stood there obediently with their necks bent, waiting for him to be reprimanded.

Qin Lei couldn't help but laugh when he saw their pitiful looks, as soon as this group of people saw that there was a door, they laughed with him, trying to get by.

"Don't laugh!" Hearing a wolf howl from the prince, the smiles of the black-clothed guards suddenly froze on their faces, and they looked at Qin Lei pitifully. I saw Qin Lei pacing to the left first, stretched out his hand to flick his skull one by one, and reprimanded loudly: "Do you have hay in your head?" Did Lao Tzu bring your pig brains with him when he gave lectures? As he spoke, he grabbed a few big black men and asked viciously: "Let me ask you, how many ways to die if you hang yourself?" ”

The big black man raised his head and said in a loud voice: "Report to the instructor, there are three kinds." First, suffocation leads to death due to cerebral hypoxia; 2. Death due to fracture of the vertebrae; Three, scared to death! ”

Qin Lei listened to it and said with a smile: "That's a good point. The words did not fall, but with a bang, he played his brain, looking at the big black man with an aggrieved face, Qin Lei gently patted his fat cheek, and said softly: "Praise you because you said it word for word, and beat you because you said it word for word, you ask them, except for you naïve guy, who took Lao Tzu's last sentence seriously?" ”

Hearing the sound of eating and laughing on the side, Shen begged 'ah' and said aggrievedly: "It turns out that the prince is joking, don't come like this." Qin Lei glared and said, "Could it be that you are so naïve that you can't even tell the difference between jokes and serious words?" Or do you ask that you don't joke anymore? ”

Shen Qi was just about to open his mouth to complain, but he felt that the prince's hand had changed to a pinch, and he was flustered for a while, so he heard Qin Lei jokingly: "Brother Shen Qi, the food has been good recently?" The little face is fleshy, and it's almost catching up with your belly. ”

Shen Qi raised his head higher and said loudly: "Report to the instructor, I haven't been able to go on the endurance training on the boat recently, and I will lose weight when I get off the boat." ”

Qin Lei smiled and said, "Oh, the Lonely King has fallen in love with this feeling of wandering, and is ready to live on a boat for the rest of his life." ”

"No, you're not ......" Shen Qi's big innocent eyes flashed, but he heard Qin Lei shout like thunder: "The middle non-commissioned officer of the black-clothed guard is numbered Dongdong. ”

Shen Qi reflexively put his legs together, and responded loudly: "Here!" ”

"Now this instructor will teach you how to lose excess fat in a small space, and the non-commissioned officer will be able to lose his crutches!"

"Here!"

"Turn back!"

The non-commissioned officer turned back in a standardized manner, and the action was as meticulous as a drill.

"Let's go!" Shen Qi walked towards the door, and after a while, he walked out of the hall and into the courtyard. Qin Lei didn't look out either, and gave a few instructions such as 'seven steps to the left and turn right' one after another, and asked in a loud voice: "Non-commissioned Officer 007 reports the location!" ”

"Report to the instructor, the non-commissioned officer Dongdong is at forty-five degrees in the right corner of the courtyard, under the largest Gongsun tree. And...... An inch in front of him, there was a white jade round table with a diameter of three feet! Shen replied hoarsely.

"The non-commissioned officer's cave is a corner!"

"Here!"

"I command you to climb up to the object in front of you, and to take a quarter of an hour on it! The timer begins! ”

There was a bold peek back, only to see Shen Qi, who was like a black iron tower, pouting his big ass and climbing onto the dangling stone table, pulling away the posture, and pausing on the toilet. For the ugly posture of the horse step, the black-clothed guard conventionally added a 'bucket' in the middle of the two words.

It's just that before he could finish gloating and laughing, his ears heard Qin Lei say in a deep voice: "Intermediate non-commissioned officer Dong Qi!" Before the smile could be generated, he cried and shouted, "Here! ”

Qin Lei didn't seem to see him slipping away, and asked in a clear voice: "Gu Lai then asked you, how long does it take to die of suffocation due to hanging, and how long does it take to die of a broken vertebrae from hanging?" ”

"Report to the instructor that if you break your vertebrae due to hanging, you will die if you hang yourself. But if the vertebrae are tough, they will die of suffocation, and it will take at least a third of an hour to be brain dead! ”

Qin Lei nodded with satisfaction, patted the cheeks of his thin hands, and said softly: "Very good," said to the team with their heads held high: "The monster is stronger than the hole crutch, not only does it remember as solidly, but it also integrates its own analysis, which is very good." ”

As soon as Qin Lei's voice fell, the expressions on both sides of the team were diametrically opposed, the people on the right and in the middle were smiling sullenly, while the people on the left where the monster was located were ashamed. Since they said so much nonsense at that time, and King Jian Jun was still kicking his legs, it means that his old man's neck was very hard, how could he die because of a broken vertebrae?

Qin Lei slapped his head one by one, and defined everyone: "pig's head", "stupid", "fool", "rice bucket"...... One has to sigh at the richness of Qin Lei's vocabulary.

Those on the right and in the middle snickered and did not escape. The one in the middle was dissatisfied: "Report to the instructor, since they all answered wrong, then the subordinates answered correctly, why should they be punished?" Qin Lei smiled and walked over to touch his head, and said gently: "I'm so wronged, I'm sorry." Before the words fell, he stretched out his hand and flicked him again, and his tears fell in pain, so he listened to the prince say leisurely: "No matter how much he is a bastard, he is also a lonely brother, do you think that the lonely king will watch his brother as a guest on Nahe Bridge?" ”

Everyone said, "Okay, we've been tricked......