The two stopped in surprise and looked at the place where the sound came from, only to see a Taoist priest dressed as a monk, sitting in the corner of the street, looking at the two of them and smiling slightly, and the smile was quite unfathomable. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Yang Yuxian praised in his heart: Good looks! The Taoist priest couldn't tell how old he was, and said that he was old, but the skin on his face was only as old as thirty years old, and that he was young, and his hair and eyebrows were white. He looks Zhou Zheng, sitting in a Taoist robe, looking very fairy.

Dolan pointed to her nose in surprise and asked, "Are you calling me?" ”

The Taoist priest bowed slightly: "Exactly." The face of the poor Taoist girl is going to have a big event recently, and she has a special word. ”

Dolan was intrigued when she heard this, and moved forward. Yang Yu only listened to the first sentence of this Taoist priest, and immediately remembered the "monks" who cheated money in tourist attractions in his previous life, generally making people dress up as apprentices, and when he saw a suitable tourist, he stepped forward and said: "Donor, my master has calculated that you will go up the mountain today, and I am specially ordered to wait here, please see a good word to send you away." ”

If you don't believe it, if you believe it, you will be fooled by the "monks" and "masters", and you won't be able to get out of it without a thousand children! Yang Yu once went to a scenic spot, and heard someone on the corner of the street: "Damn, I was stupid today, and I gave Master Lu 2,000 yuan!" What a deception! ”

As soon as Yang Yu crossed the corner, the person who spoke just now immediately said with a straight face: "Donor, my master ......" made Yang Yu speechless.

Yang Yu instinctively wanted to hold Dolan, but he couldn't bear to brush her mind, so he went, thinking that he wouldn't be fooled by him anyway, and he wouldn't give the silver.

When the two arrived at the Taoist priest, Dolan asked, "What big deal do I have?" ”

The Taoist priest raised his palm and announced, "Fusheng Supreme Heavenly Venerable!" Only then did he reply: "I see the girl with peach blossoms on her face, the Yin Hall is shining, and the red luan stars are moving in her life, and there will be a happy event recently!" I specially called the girl to come, first, to congratulate, and secondly, to give a gift. ”

As a princess, how could Dolan go through these things, plus at this time, she was focused on Yang Yu, she immediately believed it, glanced at Yang Yu, and asked anxiously: "What kind of happy event?" What are you going to give me? ”

The Taoist priest said slowly: "The girl is married, congratulations to the girl." However, if you want to be harmonious and loving in the future, I advise the girl to write down my golden words. ”

Then he read in his mouth: "Between husband and wife, love is as heavy as a mountain, love and love, learn from each other's strengths, why be happy, gentle first, rich and noble, poor and lowly!" If you keep in mind what the poor road said, you will be able to be happy with the person you want to live with, and grow old together. ”

Duolan listened thoughtfully, and thought, sure enough, what Xiaocui said is right, this person also said that gentleness comes first!

Yang Yu couldn't laugh or cry when he heard it, this is obviously a liar! He and Dolan are holding hands, with an intimate posture, and anyone can see that they are in love, so what kind of golden and jade words are obviously a universal way for couples to get along, and no one can say wrong if they hear it!

Yang Yu couldn't help but speak: "Dao Chief, I don't know what else you can count?" ”

The Taoist priest looked at the two of them: "Poor Dao is nearly 100 years old this year, good at pushing numerology, looking at faces, knowing yin and yang, and judging the past and the present, whether it is parents, brothers, children, or marriage, future, and fortune, they can all be tested for you." ”

Without waiting for Yang Yu to speak, he continued: "For example, when I look at this girl's face, the sun and moon on the tip of my eyebrows have changed, there should be something wrong with the family." ”

As soon as this remark came out, not only Dolan was shocked, but even Yang Yu was startled, Dolan's brothers were on the wall, and his father Khan had just passed away, if it was a liar, how could you see it?

The Taoist priest saw that the two of them were stunned, and even the man who had disdain in front of him showed an incredible expression, and his heart was extraordinarily proud, and he said: "According to the poor Taoist view of your face, it should be that the father died first in the mother, but if you want to deduce it in detail, you can say the eight characters of the birth date and the poor road, and if you want to know anything, the poor road can answer it for you." ”

As soon as these words came out, Dolan was even more shocked, and the boss with a small mouth open, thinking that his father Khan had just passed away not long ago, but his mother was still alive, and sure enough, his father died before his mother, what a god!

Yang Yu listened, but he almost laughed, he almost believed in this Taoist priest just now, what father died before mother, this is completely a panacea, how to understand the meaning, it all depends on how to break the sentence.

The father is there, and the mother dies first, that is, the mother dies first.

The father, before the mother dies, that is, the father dies first.

Both parents are here, so it's fine, I mean later.

When the Taoist priest saw Yang Yu's expression, he secretly said in his heart: When I saw the two of them dressed and looked good, I knew that they were strangers who had just entered the city. It seems that this woman is easy to deceive, but this man is shrewd, and he heard my words strangely. Hmph, if you don't show some real skills, it really makes you underestimate Daoye!

Thinking of this, without waiting for Yang Yu to make a difficulty, he used his finger as a sword in vain and stabbed at Dolan's side, shouting in his mouth: "Bold and demonic, die quickly!" ”

Yang Yu and Duo Lan were taken aback, their bodies were slightly sideways, but they saw that the Taoist priest pointed at the sword and stabbed out, like the essence of the middle, and a dazzling flower suddenly flashed in the air, and then a wisp of green smoke, and the sound of "squeak" came, like the pain of a small beast.

The Taoist priest saw that the two of them were stunned, and he was proud in his heart, thinking to himself, I used this trick, and there is no failure.

"Fusheng Supreme Heavenly Venerable! You need not panic. Girl, you are naturally beautiful and beautiful, and just now a demon dared to covet your vitality, and I turned it to ashes with the true fire of samadhi. ”

When Dolan heard this, she was so frightened that she quickly clenched Yang Yu's hand and moved closer to Yang Yu. Yang Yu gently patted Dolan's hand and comforted: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, there is me." ”

The Taoist priest continued, "But if you want to keep peace forever in the future, you only need to ...... the evil charms here."

Yang Yu was also taken aback at first, but when he calmed down, he smelled a faint smell of sulfur in his nose, thinking that this Taoist priest must have hidden something flammable in his hand to confuse people's ears and eyes, as for how the sound came out, it is unknown for the time being. Anyway, Yang Yu already had prejudices in his heart, but he didn't want to believe it.

Before the Taoist priest finished speaking, Yang Yu interrupted: "Why is the Taoist so favoritism? Why don't you do the math for me? ”

The Taoist priest was overjoyed, thinking that this was about to be baited, but he didn't expect to kill two birds with one stone, but his face showed compassion, and said: "Crossing others is crossing yourself, of course you can." ”

Yang Yu scolded in his heart, this acting skill is an Oscar statuette, look at how I poke you! But his face was silent, and he deliberately asked a problem: "Is it difficult for the Taoist chief to figure out what my surname is?" ”

Unexpectedly, the Taoist priest still said lightly: "Why not? But please report your birthday. ”

Yang Yu hesitated for a moment, and reported the birth date of the gangster Yang Yu, but he couldn't report how much he had before, right? I thought to myself, now I'll see how you perform.

The Taoist priest closed his eyes and pinched his fingers, opened his eyes and said, "The layman's surname is Yang!" ”

Yang Yu and Dolan were shocked again, Dolan shook Yang Yu's hand excitedly and said, "That's right!" The Taoist is really a man of God! ”