073 I'm a liar
Yes, Wei Shui started setting up a stall to tell fortunes again. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info It's just that this time, he has a set goal.
Zhuji County, outside the gate of Tianfu, at the corner of the alley. Wei Shui put the hexagram flag aside and sat on the ground. I took off the cloth on my shoulder and took out the props that I had prepared from it. That's right, it's a prop. A large sheet of cloth that he had already prepared, a pile of pieces of cloth, and a bunch of bags.
"Second master, what are you doing here?" Zhao Dingyuan watched him busy and couldn't help asking.
"This? You haven't seen it? Wei Shui asked rhetorically, and when he saw Zhao Dingyuan shaking his head, he smiled and said, "I haven't seen the best, I haven't seen the best!" You haven't seen it, and no one else has to see it. Alright, don't revolve around me, since you're here, go and help me recruit guests! ”
Zhao Dingyuan's eyes immediately widened, and he exclaimed: "But, I won't!" ”
"Won't?" Wei Shui said that he couldn't understand Zhao Dingyuan's reaction, what kind of person can't even deceive people? Okay, okay, the innocence on Zhao Dingyuan's face instantly shattered all the reason in Wei Shui's heart, there are always so many pig teammates in the world who will be touched by Wei Shui. It's really ...... Half in the bag! Wei Shui explained the truth to himself for a long time, and finally convinced himself that it would not be okay, because Wei Shui could teach him, "Brother Zhao, we are now liars and a gang." It's like buying and selling, you have to cheer for me! You know? Anyway, no matter what method you use, as long as people know that my dog can tell fortunes, and you're done! Also, don't let people know that we're in this group. ”
"But our goal is not ......" Zhao Dingyuan looked at the direction of the gate of Wangtian Mansion suspiciously, his face puzzled. Wei Shui didn't want to explain to him, so he just urged him to go quickly.
Finally sent away this follower, Wei Shui finally breathed a sigh of relief. Carefully inspect the things in front of you. These things, in his previous life, were things he didn't want to use anymore. In the era of online information explosion, a scam that appears today is likely to be deciphered by smart people tomorrow and shared with others. The difficulty of deception is getting higher and higher day by day.
It's just that Wei Shui is not very greedy. A method, every time I just catch a little bit, I think about stopping it first. In doing so, you will not be held grudges. Moreover, if you play something new every day, you will learn more and have more fun.
Although Zhao Dingyuan's brain didn't react fast enough, after all, he was a prominent figure in the gambling stalls in Xiaoshan County, and his ability to do things was still good. After only a while, just when Wei Shui had prepared everything and touched the soft fur of the natural enemy again to show encouragement, people had gradually surrounded him.
"Can a dog tell fortunes? That's him, right? ”
"I guess it's a dog, and when you look at it, you think it's quite clever."
"Clever or smart? I think there's something wrong with the dog's leg. ”
"yes, yes, look, doesn't it look like a lame dog?"
Everyone surrounded Wei Shui and talked about it. Wei Shui had no choice but to sit cross-legged on the ground, gently brushing his fake beard, looking like an old god was there. No matter how much the crowd said, he didn't respond a word. Finally, this mysterious atmosphere attracted a young man to take the initiative to ask, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he seemed to be very scholarly. Looks like he's a well-known guy. I only heard him say: "This gentleman, dare to ask you what kind of virtue you are, how can you dare to ask for this hexagram?" ”
"It's worth a thousand dollars, and naturally you should be paid a thousand dollars. If you think it's not worth a thousand dollars, you might as well give it a kick! "That's it! As soon as Wei Shui said this, the people next to him couldn't help laughing. Wei Shui, a professional liar, may not be good at imitating other people, but imitating the old man's speech is hard practiced. The tone of his voice was like that of an old Taoist priest in the wandering party. And this seems to be weak, but in fact it is a hard reply, and it can arouse the interest of others the most.
Sure enough, the young man asked with great interest: "Then ask Mr. again, can you count a hexagram for me?" I'm going to ......"
"Pay the money first, then tell the hexagram." Wei Shui looked up at the young man, interrupted him as a matter of course, and continued, "It's just that in order to prevent your guests from slandering Poor Dao as a liar. In front of all the villagers, poor Dao can let my dog count a hexagram for you. If the calculation is accurate and satisfied, then it is not too late to collect the cash and calculate the hexagram. ”
"You dog can really tell fortunes?" The young man didn't believe it and asked.
"That's nature!" Wei Shui replied, as he spoke, he also touched the head of the natural enemy, "I, the dog, can calculate the surname of any of the distinguished guests present." If you don't believe it, you can verify it on the spot. There is only one small requirement, and you need to be literate. ”
"Of course that's fine!" The young man listened with interest, and the people around him began to urge the two to start quickly.
I saw Wei Shui take out a stack of cloths with surnames written on them, handed them to him, and said, "On these pieces of cloth, there are sixteen surnames on each of them. Please pick one with your last name...... Hey, you don't need to show me, you don't need to show me. Wei Shui blocked the hand handed over by the young man and said, "Please find the square with your surname on the ground again, turn the cloth over, and cover the square." ”
The young man hesitated, looking for it.
A large sheet of cloth was laid on the ground, and grids were drawn one by one, and each grid also had sixteen surnames. When he was looking, the people around him who couldn't read big characters were just as fond of it.
Finally, the young man who found his surname followed Wei Shui's instructions and turned the cloth upside down and put it on the lattice. The lattice and the cloth just matched, and the young man turned his gaze back to Wei Shui.
Wei Shui only glanced at the piece of cloth, then summoned the natural enemy, touched the fur on its neck, pointed to the pile of brocades, and said, "Go, natural enemy, find out." ”
The natural enemy ran over, grabbed a bag in one mouth, and ran back again, handing the bag into Wei Shui's hands. Wei Shui took the bag and touched the natural enemy again to show encouragement. Under the young man's eager gaze, Wei Shui opened the bag, took out a note inside, looked at it, and then said to the young man: "It's the grid you covered, the third row, the second column." Open it and see, it's your last name! ”
The young man didn't even have to open it, and when he looked for it just now, he had already looked at it carefully. Indeed, the third row, the second column, is his surname. Seeing that the young man didn't open it as he said, the spectators next to him were all anxious and urged eagerly. The young man seemed to be embarrassed by Wei Shui, looked at Wei Shui and asked, "If you can really understand the spirits, you might as well tell me directly, what is the surname!" ”
Embarrassed for me? Wei Shui smiled in his heart, fortunately, I am a step ahead. If your memory is poor, you'll have to leave it here.
"Okay, then at your request. However, no matter how divine my dog is, he still can't speak human words. Let me tell the distinguished guest for it, this distinguished guest should be surnamed Tian! ”