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Chapter 149: Sven

Zhu Butcher wants to open a department!

The news spread, compared to a month ago when the Xuzhou Left Army captured Huai'an in the starry night, and it shocked the people of the world. In particular, some of the first talents who knew a few lines of words and regarded themselves as hardcore loyal ministers of the Mengyuan Imperial Court immediately jumped up as if they had been stepped on their tails. gathered in teahouses, wine shops, brothels, and casinos, and scolded, "It's only halfway there, open the imperial examination?" He deserves it too! My Yuan Dynasty court sits on a territory of thousands of miles, and how many times have the imperial examinations been held in total? He Zhu butcher's palm-sized territory, a fart on the side of the Yellow River can hit Gaoyou Lake, and he is actually embarrassed to open the imperial examination? ! ”

"That's it! That Zhu butcher is really a bandit who can't get on the table! I have a halfway place, and I want to be the emperor behind closed doors, I think, he, the earth emperor, can be the emperor for a few days! ”

"Isn't it, a bad guy who kills pigs, and actually wants to compete with my Emperor Timur, the Great Yuan Emperor, for the heroes of the world, I! Xiaohong, don't go, can you keep accounts tonight? The summer grain in the fields has not been sucked out! ”

The list goes on and on.

And just as they were scolding happily, there was another piece of news along the canal. Huai'an City is indeed holding the imperial examination, but according to the old system of the Great Song Dynasty, it is a state examination. That is, the lowest level of the solution test, which is taken from the tribute students of each state. The ground under the jurisdiction of Huai'an Road is slightly larger than the state of the Song Dynasty, and this imperial examination is of course justified.

And the Zhu butcher also made it very clear in the official mansion newspaper that the purpose of resuming the imperial examination was to make "the virtuous and talented people not grow old in the wilderness", and looked forward to "reproducing the prosperity of the two Song Dynasty articles" after the world was stable. There are no champions, role models, and tanhua at all. Only those who are in the top 10 can directly enter the Shogunate, and the rest are given a stone of rice and a penny per month to support their families. Then whether to enter the government to continue studying, or to enter the government as a clerk, or to enter the Red Turban Army as a low-level civilian staff, it is all up to him.

"Whew!" Zhou Buhua, a white-clothed Xiucai who had just come out of the brothel and couldn't be beaten, was holding a green bag with a head on his head, and shouted with disdain, "One stone of rice and one hanging money will be beaten, it's just an insult to Sven!" The two Huai scholars are really spineless, and they actually let Zhu Butcher insult them! Little two, come with two bowls of hot wine to pour the block! ”

"Mr. Buhua, you still owe fifteen cents of wine money and haven't paid it back, can you settle it today?" Xiao Er raised his head from behind the counter, glanced at him coldly, and asked loudly.

"Hahaha" The men who were sitting in the tavern grinned and shook their heads and laughed. I think Xiao Er's words are so sharp.

Zhou Buhua's face turned as red as a monkey's butt, lowered his head, and gasped: "This, I, I'm also a reader, can I still pay my debts?" Today, I will have two more bowls of wine on credit, and a stack of pickled snow mushrooms. Give me more soup, as if someone is short of your little brine! ”

"That's twenty wen!" The shopkeeper looked at him embarrassed, hugged his arms, and continued to emphasize, "Twenty texts, enough for you to copy a whole day's books." No one can appreciate your old good handwriting, and I don't know which year or month I can pay off this twenty dollars!"

"You, you, you dare to insult Sven!" Zhou Buhua's face turned from red to black, pointed at Xiao Er's nose, and scolded tremblingly.

"How dare you, my showman!" The shopkeeper deals with different customers every day, and people like Zhou Xiucai who are very introverted have seen a lot, smiled, and responded in a long voice, "The nail marks on your face are not caught by Xiao Er." ”

"Old man, old man, this was accidentally scratched twice by the family cat, by the family cat!" Zhou Buhua's face became darker, and there was already white foam about to drip down at the corners of his mouth.

Scholars occasionally go to recruit a prostitute, can that be called an insult to Sven? It has to be called a romantic one. It's just a wound on the face, hiss, it really fucking hurts. Xiaohong's fat girl, she really dares to make a dead hand. Wait for Lao Tzu to return one day with the title of the gold list, and see how to clean her up! Hmph, even if she takes the money and sticks it upside down, Lao Tzu doesn't order her brand!

Thinking that he would eventually become a protégé of the Son of Heaven, he had a little confidence to speak. The blood on his face also faded slightly, turning into a sickly red, "Cat, do you know? The cat of the scholarly door is accompanied by words every day, and his temperament is always arrogant! ”

"Yes, yes, it's a cat, it's a cat!" The shopkeeper couldn't help but laugh and nodded with a serious face. "Dare to ask Xiucaigong, how much money do you have for fifteen cents?"

"Didn't I tell you, next time I will tie it up with today!" Zhou Buhua pricked up his eyes and emphasized angrily.

"You say next time!" Xiao Er glanced at him with disdain, hugged his arms, but refused to pour him wine, "But where does the money come from?" If you want me to say, Xiucaigong, instead of drinking and scolding the street on credit here, you should pack up your bed and go to Huai'an to catch the exam. It's not far from the left and right, and the waterway is what it looks like for ten days. endure a few days of hard work, and at least one penny is credited to the account every month. That's enough for as much alcohol as you want! ”

"Yes, Zhou Xiucai, I don't think you can hold it. Hurry up and borrow some coils and go to Huai'an to catch the exam. Seeing that Zhou Bu was still wearing a double-layer cloth gown, the other drinkers also opened their mouths to advise, "I was insulted by the Zhu butcher, but it was also a thousand yuan a month, and it is said that people have copper money over there, and they don't use paper money and iron money." Rough people like us are not qualified to be insulted by others! ”

"Phew! What do you rough embryos know? Zhou Buhua pursed his lips, his face full of disdain, "He is a butcher who kills pigs, why should he test me as a scholar?!" Even if Lao Tzu starves to death, he will never suffer this shame! ”

"Hey, Xiucaigong!" The shopkeeper who had been immersed in settling accounts raised his head and corrected with a smile, "It is said that the chief examiner is Lu Luzeng, the leader of the year!" Even the Great Yuan Dynasty has done the main exam, and it will definitely not bury you! ”

Lu Lu was the second-highest-ranking official to be captured by the Red Turbans to date. So about his name and resume, the streets and alleys have long been spread. And the old gentleman is also the number one figure in terms of influence in the literary world. He will preside over the state exam, and no matter who takes the exam, he will not dare to say two words of insult!

Zhou Buhua obviously also knew Lu Lu Zeng's literary name, he was stunned, his face was full of surprise, "Lu Lu Zeng, he, he actually acted as a thief?!" Sven sweeps, really Sven sweeps. Phew, Zhou Moushi was nurtured by the Great Yuan Dynasty, how could he be in the same stream with such a disloyal and unrighteous person! ”

"The world is nurtured by the Great Yuan Dynasty. Zhou Xiucai, did the Great Yuan Dynasty give you rice grain, why don't we know? Everyone was disgusted by his contrived appearance, and they retorted one after another.

"Yes, Zhou Xiucai, didn't the Great Yuan Dynasty get rice and grain after the provincial test? You haven't even taken the provincial exam, how did you receive the grace of the Great Yuan Dynasty?! ”

"The emperor's grace is mighty, you, you rough people this time, how do you understand?!" Zhou Buhua was speechless, but gritted his teeth, "There is a way that the whole world is not the king's land, and the shore of the land is not the king's minister." Although the court did not give Zhou a certain rice grain, the ordinary food, the water he drank, and the wine, when he calculated it carefully, were all royal graces."

"Gotcha, gotta gotcha!" Seeing that Sour Xiucai was so stubborn, the shopkeeper interrupted unceremoniously, "Since it's royal grace, whoever gives you a drink for nothing, you can go to whom!" Don't come to the shop to drink on credit and lick off the pickled soup. Our shopkeeper is a small business, and he can't afford to be a loyal minister raised by you! ”

"Yes, yes! Xiucaigong, we are not insulting anything. You always look at it, the shop is also a small book, and it is not credited. You owe the fifteen dollars for three months. Who would dare to give you another drink! Seeing that Zhou Xiucai was unwilling to seize the opportunity by himself, the shopkeeper also stood up with a frown, sighed and said, "Otherwise, the fifteenth wine account shop will invite you." Go drink elsewhere today! Maybe in a brighter place, you can meet a noble person to carry you. It's better than always eating and drinking everywhere like now! ”

"That's right, Xiucaigong. You are so loyal to the imperial court, you might as well go to the official mansion more. Once you have the opportunity to make up for the real shortage of a small official, it is better than rubbing the meat money of other prostitutes every day! The other drinkers couldn't look at it, and they also whispered.

"You guys, you dogs look down on people!" Zhou Buhua's eyes were so black that he bent over and trembled for a while before he raised his head, pointed at all the drinkers with his finger, and said viciously, "Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is destined to enter the door of the Great Yuan Son of Heaven in this life." You wait, you wait for the time when you regret it in the future! ”

"Okay, okay, Xiucaigong, I'll remember this. When you get old and pass the provincial test, we will definitely come to the door and ask for guilt! The more the drinkers heard his arrogance, the more amused they became. They raised their wine cups and responded with a smile. "It's just the next township test in Henan and Jiangbei provinces, and I don't know which year and month!"

"Yes, Zhou Xiucai, at the moment, it is not easy to participate in the township test!"

"The whole province is full of fires, return to the hometown to try! Hehe, did anyone come over to catch the exam? ”

"Er, you are waiting for the opposite, it is really the opposite!" Zhou Buhua trembled with anger, rubbed his shriveled stomach and turned around and walked out, while continuing to curse loudly, "Actually, dare to openly defy the imperial court." Zhou, Zhou, sooner or later, sooner or later, I will teach you fourth-class untouchables for the Son of Heaven and for the Son of Heaven! ”

Now, it's the anger of the people. The drinkers stood up one after another, rolled up their arms and sleeves, and scolded loudly, "Fourth? Dare to ask Xiucaigong, what kind of wait are you! ”

"Yes, if you change your Mongolian name, will people really think of you as your own?!"

"Zhou doesn't flower, Zhou doesn't flower, there's a kind of don't run, Lao Tzu will sue sù sù you, is your father Han or Mongolian!"

"The gentleman doesn't move his hands!" Zhou Buhua immediately forgot about his hunger, spread his legs, and flew away. While running, he shouted loudly, "Lao Tzu doesn't know you like a group of rough people today. Sooner or later, Lao Tzu will have to wait for Tianzi Hall, and when the time comes, it will be up to you to ask Lao Tzu. Oops, fell to my death! Who threw the watermelon rind!"