301 Visiting Liu Erxia
After Qin Yuejin and Yang Hongmei sent everyone away, they went to Baolian's house to visit Liu Erxia, who was staggering and drinking.
"Sister-in-law, is there anything wrong?" Yuejin asked Liu Erxia.
"It's okay!" Liu Erxia slept on the bed and said, "I am happy that you two lovers can come together, what is it to drink this wine?" Can you get me drunk? Don't worry about me, you two, go to bed! ”
"Here you go! Take a sour drink to relieve bitterness! Bao Lian held a bowl with half a bowl of vinegar poured with one hand, and lifted his daughter-in-law's neck with the other hand and poured it into his mouth and said, "I just had lunch, only if you sleep now, who can sleep this time?" ”
"Phew." Liu Erxia drank and said, "Baolian, what you gave me to drink is not wine, why is it so sour?" ”
"It's wine, drink!" Bao Lian poured it into his mouth and said, "Haven't you heard that people say that wine is not sold?" If you can't sell it for a long time, won't it become sour? ”
"Don't coax me, I always think it's vinegar and not wine." Liu Erxia said in a daze and delirium, "I heard that the wine is sour and can't be sold, because there is a fierce dog in front of the hotel that sells wine, and people dare not buy it." Here, there are several small shops that sell alcohol without dogs, so how can wine turn sour? ”
"You open your mouth, drink these two sips, sour wine to relieve bitterness, and it will be good to wait a while!" Bao tied his daughter-in-law's mouth and poured vinegar and said, "What is sour is vinegar, and it is an anti-hangover!" ”
Sister-in-law Wang, Zhang Xiaomei and other sisters returned home, and they didn't know whether Liu Erxia was really drunk or pretending to be drunk, so they all rushed over to visit, listened to the conversation between their husband and wife, and felt very funny.
"Qin Baolian, you don't know that Lu Dao loves me, and you don't know that Lu Dao feels sorry for your daughter-in-law like Brother Zhongliang, Qin Ming and Huanqing." Liu Erxia fell asleep as he spoke.
Bao Lian pulled his arm back and said, "I don't feel sorry for you?" What else can I do to hurt you? Carrying it on your back all the time? In your mouth? ”
Bao Lian said and walked out of the bowl with a bowl.
Looking at Liu Erxia, who was sleeping deeply, Sister-in-law Wang said to Yue Jin and Yang Hongmei: "You two should go through the marriage formalities, Liu Erxia is fine, our sisters are watching here, she can sleep for a while." ”
"My sister-in-law is drunk like this, how can we rest assured?" Yang Hongmei said, "We'll go to get a marriage certificate tomorrow." ”
"Go ahead, I don't want you two to ask here." Zhang Xiaomei said to Yang Hongmei, "I will get the certificate tomorrow, tonight is an illegal cohabitation, do you want to have children before marriage?" Now that the planning and childbirth plan is so tight, if someone sues you, will you be able to sleep peacefully? Not to mention that the newlyweds are slimy and don't want to get up until dawn, it's hard to sleep until midnight! ”
Several people laughed when they heard this.
"Let's go, Hongmei, let's get a permit." Qin Yuejin pulled Yang Hongmei and said, "Let's come back and see my sister-in-law." ”
Yang Hongmei blushed and walked out of the city with Yuejin.
"Look at you stupid!" Zuo Hong pointed at Zhang Xiaomei and said, "Before they got together, Yang Hongmei's face turned red when you said it." ”
"They didn't get together before, can Yang Hongmei wait for Yuejin to be so humiliated? I don't know when they will be together! Zhang Xiaomei said, "I went to attack her last night, and she was very docile." Feign! ”
Sister-in-law Wang, Zuo Hong, and Ma Yuan asked Zhang Xiaomei about the specific details of the work done last night, and waited for Liu Erxia to sober up.
"Oops!" Liu Erxia yawned and stretched out his arm and said, "It's really uncomfortable to drink too much." ”
"Awake?" Sister-in-law Wang sat on the bed and grabbed Liu Erxia's hand and said.
"When did you women come?" Liu Erxia looked at Sister-in-law Wang and several other women and said, "What about Bao Lian?" Why didn't he come to see me? ”
"Don't speak with your conscience!" Zuo Hong said to Liu Erxia, "Brother Bao Lian saw that you were drunk, and he poured tea and vinegar for you, and gave you a hangover. Can you still tie him to your waistband all the time, and take a step with you to be a step to hurt you? ”
"I deliberately half-truths and half-truths about him, to see if he treats me as well as your man loves you." Liu Erxia said.
"Oh, so you're pretending to be drunk?" Zhang Xiaomei said, "It's a bit excessive, and it's also a little pretending." I heard what you said in a daze, but I couldn't open my eyes a little. Liu Erxia sat up from the bed and said, "It's okay to jump into the little couple who haven't forgotten my sister-in-law, and even if you have sisterhood with me Liu Erxia, you can care about me, thank you!" ”
"You must know that you are pretending, we should help Bao Tie pinch your nose and pour water and vinegar into your mouth, so that your stomach is swollen like a big bucket!" Sister-in-law Wang said, "Fortunately, it's daytime, if you stay at night, you can still pretend to be drunk with Baolian!" ”
"We'll all be relieved if you're okay." Zhang Xiaomei pushed Liu Erxia and said, "You sleep for a while, wait for the man to come and hurt you, and I'll leave." ”
Zhang Xiaomei said that she was about to leave with a few other women.
"Sit down for a while and talk, what are you busy with?" Liu Erxia got out of bed and put on his shoes and said, "If you want to spend a Sunday with Qin Ming and work overtime, isn't one night's time enough for you?" Do you have to leave now? ”
Zhang Xiaomei walked back and hugged Liu Erxia to the bed and pressed it, touched her stomach with her hand and said, "**! The addiction is not small, I care enough for you! ”
"Get up! Get up! Zuo Hong smiled and pulled Zhang Xiaomei up and said, "Homosexuality is a crime, don't say that you are still guilty of rape?" It's really made her man see it, you can't eat and walk around! ”
Several women leaned forward and leaned back laughing.
Liu Erxia said with a smile on his pants: "You woman, a gentleman doesn't move his mouth, you actually did something real!" ”
"Did the two heroes sober up?" Qin Bao held a teabottle in one hand and a bowl in the other, walked into the room and saw several women all smiling, and asked, "What kind of jokes are you talking about together, all of them are laughing so red that tears come out?" ”
"You ask Liu Erxia to go!" Sister-in-law Wang smiled and ran out with the sisters.
"It's a joke." Liu Erxia restrained her smile and said to her husband, "Xie Lu, thank you for your concern, it's much better to drink a few sips of vinegar." ”
"Yo! There is progress! Are you polite to me? If you want to treat me like Meng Guang did with Liang Hong, I can't stand it. ”
"You know that Lu Dao loves me, can I still not know that Lu Dao loves you? Men and women can love each other like we and other couples together, what quarrels, what fights? ”
The couple spoke affectionate words.