Sure enough, as expected by the old officer, the people led by Liu Bantou quickly pulled Zhu Meng and Zhu Yong out of the prostitute's bed in Yihong Courtyard. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

It turned out that since Liu Meiqi left the day before yesterday, these two boys found a rag, wrapped two hundred taels of silver, and found a place where no one was there with the remaining silver, and came to a deep digging and deep burial, and after properly hiding it, they came to a big bathhouse, first soaked in the dirt that had accumulated for I don't know how many years, and then changed into a new clothes. Only then did he get drunk and come to Yichun Courtyard.

What kind of vision is the old bustard of Yichun Courtyard, looking at the two people who are brightly dressed on the surface, but the thief's eyebrows and rat eyes, and the trivial appearance, people can see at a glance that these two boys are rich overnight, and they can't find people from the southeast and northwest, so they stepped forward and said: "Welcome to the two sons." As soon as Zhu Meng and Zhu Yong heard that someone called their son, the beautiful snot bubbles came out, took out the silver from their arms, and threw their toes in front of the old bustard and said arrogantly: "Do you see what this is?" The old bustard smiled and said: "The two sons are really joking, this is silver, even the children who can pee just now know each other." ”

Zhu Meng "snapped" and slapped the table and said, "Since you know that this is silver, why don't you hurry up and call the two girls to serve us." ”

The old bustard raised his eyebrows, glanced at the two of them disdainfully, and said, "Yo, two sons, these few pieces of silver dare to come to my Yihong Courtyard and shout." ”

When Zhu Yong heard this, he poured all the baggage in his hand on the table and said, "Isn't it silver, the master has it!" Then snatched the burden from Zhu Meng's hand and turned it upside down, the old bustard looked at the hill on the table like a white flower of silver and said, "Two sons, I just said a joke, so I provoked you like this." Good! What kind of girl do you want! ”

This is the first time that the two brothers have entered the Qinglou for such a big time, and they know that there are also things to listen to, taste tea, and watch dances here.

Zhu Meng said impatiently and straightforwardly: "There are so many things to say, as long as it's a girl!" The old bustard couldn't help but smile and said, "Then the two sons, what are you going to have fun with!" Zhu Meng and Zhu Yong listened, looked at each other, and nodded. Zhu Meng said: "How about we want to eat, drink and have fun here for a few days?" ”

The old bustard looked at the silver on the table and said, "Okay, but your silver is enough to play here for two days, and after two days, you will have to leave." ”

At this time, Zhu Yong was already horny, and said, "There is so much nonsense from there, hurry up and call the girl." ”

The old bustard opened his throat and said, "Big fat, second fat, come and pick up the guests." ”

With the shouting, two women in their early thirties came over, and Zhu Meng and Zhu Yong couldn't wait to pick and choose, and couldn't wait to come forward and hug the two women and gnaw.

The old bustard forced a smile and said, "I said two sons, hurry up and go upstairs with the girls!" ”

The two women pulled Zhu Meng and Zhu Yong's arms respectively and said coquettishly: "Two little brothers, let's go upstairs and have fun!" ”

Zhu Meng and Zhu Yong grinned and laughed: "Haha, it's good to go upstairs and be happy, go upstairs and be happy." As he spoke, he picked up the woman by the waist, and "Deng Dengden" stepped on the stairs and walked towards the room upstairs.

Behind them, the old bustard said contemptuously, "Phew! These two stupid fools, the old lady has to let you climb out of here naked. Speaking of this, he smiled "poof", and the big teapot next to him who was in charge of pouring tea for the guests looked at it and asked, "Mom, why are you so happy!" ”

The old bustard said triumphantly: "Can you not be happy!" Didn't you see those two boys just now throw down this mountain of silver! These two stupid presumptions, mom, I let no one care about them for a long time, and the old and yellow big fat and second fat people go to accompany them, which can be regarded as lifting them. ”

Zhu Meng and Zhu Yong, two brothers, tossed with the big fat and the second fat in Yichun Courtyard for two days in a row, although they were tired and had back pain, but their hearts were beautiful! Depend on! I'm tired, but I'm alive! Haha It's good to be rich, and we can also be happy and taste what it is like to be rich.

At this time, if these two boys knew what the rich people knew, they would have to castrate them with a knife, how! Are the rich as you think they are? The wealth of the rich is accumulated by their own wisdom and hard work, which is like you two dogs and pigs.

Looking for flowers and asking willows, is it the work of the rich.

Just when these two boys were happily forgetful, they only heard the door of the room "clang" and were kicked open, and then they broke into four wolf-like officials, two of them combined, and pounced on the two big beds in the room, one south and one north, and pulled the two Zhu brothers out of the quilt without saying anything, and pressed the red strips on the ground, the big fat and the two fat women screamed in fright, and hid in the corner of the bed with the quilt and trembled, and then Liu Bantou, who walked in, looked at the big fat and the second fat, He waved his hand with a smile and said, "Don't be afraid, two girls, it's none of your business, we were ordered to arrest these two thieves." Then he instructed the servant, "Lock these two bastards!" ”

Zhu Meng struggled and shouted, "Official, can you let us put on our pants!" You can't let us go bare-assed! ”

Liu Bantou laughed and said, "Haha, you two bastards, you also know how to save face!" Then he pondered for a moment and said to himself, "Wow! A person may not wear pants, but he must not wear pants. Yes, let them put their pants on, or they won't be in the way of seeing if they go out! Stained the eyes of pedestrians on the street. ”

Zhu Meng said with a sad face while wearing pants: "Official, is it also illegal to visit the Qinglou!" ”

A servant stepped forward and slapped him twice and said, "Stop fucking nonsense, quickly put on your pants and leave." ”

Soon, Zhu Meng and Zhu Yong were locked and taken to the lobby of the Yamen of Kaifeng Mansion.

Liu Bantou stepped forward and reported to Chen Changzhou: "Lord Prefect, the Zhu brothers have brought it. ”

Chen Changzhou nodded and said, "Liu Bantou, where did you find them." ”

Liu Bantou said: "Lord Prefect, the little one pulled out the two bastards from Yihong Courtyard. ”

Chen Changzhou said in surprise: "What are the two of them doing in Yihong Courtyard in broad daylight!" ”

Liu Bantou said with a smile: "Hehe, Lord Prefect, this pair of dogs didn't go during the day today, and they have been eating, drinking and having fun there for two days." ”

Chen Changzhou patted the shocked wood and said angrily: "I've seen such a shameless and obscene person, I have never seen such a shameless and obscene person, and he actually prostituted himself during the day, he is simply a beast inferior to a pig and a dog!" ”

Liu Ban added vinegar and said: "Lord Prefect, these two guys are beasts that are not as good as pigs and dogs, if they are not beasts, you think that they can sell their sister here, and they will take the money from selling their sister to spend all day drinking, ** prostitute." ”

At this time, Zhu Meng pulled the gong and said aggrievedly: "Lord Qingtian, I have wronged the villain, the villain is no longer humane, and he can't do the thing that the pig and dog are not as good as selling their own sister!" ”

Chen Changzhou "snapped" and said: "Okay, let's not talk about whether your kid sells his sister or not, my lord, let me ask you, where did the money you two spend on going to Yihong Courtyard come from?" ”

Zhu Meng said confidently: "That's our own silver." ”

Chen Changzhou sneered: "Hmph, your own silver." Don't think that Lord Ben doesn't know, just you two dog things, usually eat lazy to do, eat the last meal but not the next meal, the silver from there goes to the Qinglou, and there is still there all day and all night to sleep in the willow flowers! ”

Zhu Meng blinked and didn't make a sound.

Chen Changzhou said: "Why are you dumb, don't you reply to Lord Ben's words." ”

Zhu Yong saw that his brother was silent, and said with some contempt: "Lord Qingtian, Zhu Meng has never seen the world, and he is stunned." Please be clear, the silver we visit the Qinglou is legal income! We used our own money to go to the Qinglou, which violated the royal law. ”

Chen Changzhou nodded and said, "You kid is still reasonable!" Then tell me the truth, where did the money come from? ”

Zhu Yong said eloquently: "This silver is a bride price from my future brother-in-law, is this considered a legal source!" ”

Chen Changzhou said: "Count, of course forget it, then how much bride price did you two brothers receive." ”

Zhu Yong said without thinking: "No more, no less, I collected a thousand taels of silver." ”

Chen Changzhou said: "So, since you have accepted the bride price from others, why did you suddenly change your mind when they came to propose marriage!" ”

Zhu Yong said: "It depends on the market to sell a fruit or something!" I think the market is bullish now, so the bride price of 1,000 taels of silver is not enough! ”

Chen Changzhou angrily slapped the startling wood five times, almost cracking the hard shocking wood and said: "How can this be true, let me ask you, is your sister a weaver girl descending to earth, or Chang'e descending to the world." ”

Zhu Yongling said sharply: "My sister is not a weaver girl or Chang'e, but it is also a flower, why can't you receive some dowry!" ”

Chen Changzhou said: "Your sister-in-law wants to get married, and it is understandable to receive some dowry, but your lion has violated the criminal law of the Great Song Dynasty by opening her mouth." ”

Zhu Yong knew what kind of criminal law there, and sneered: "Hmph, accepting the bride price and giving the bride price is one who is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, this is wishful thinking, and it has violated the royal law of the Great Song Dynasty." ”

Chen Changzhou said angrily: "You, an ignorant Diao Min, are so blind. As he spoke, he said to Kong Mu, who was making a record on the left side of the bookcase: "Tie Kongmu, you will give the criminal law of our Great Song Dynasty to these two ignorant Diao people, and let them know that they know that they have committed that article." ”

Tie Kongmu put down the pen in his hand and said, "It's my lord!" As he spoke, he stood up, took a thick copy of the Great Song Dynasty Criminal Law on the bookcase, flipped a few pages, coughed twice, cleared his throat and said, "Zhu Meng, Zhu Yong, you two listen to me." ”

Zhu Meng rolled his eyelids and didn't make a sound.

Zhu Yong said disapprerovingly: "You just read it!" I'm listening with my ears open. ”

Tie Kongmu smiled indifferently when he heard this: "Well, you two ignorant Diao people listen well, the third paragraph of the Great Song Dynasty Criminal Law, Article 15, all residents of the Great Song Dynasty, who have married a woman, can receive a bride price, money and goods are converted, and no more than two hundred taels of silver are allowed, if it exceeds two hundred taels, it will be punished as the crime of human trafficking, and the person with minor circumstances will be given a legal board thirty times for warning." The heavier ones were given fifty rods and stabbed to serve hard labor at the northwest border pass. After reading it, Tie Kongmu "snapped" and closed the Great Song Dynasty Criminal Law and said sharply: "Zhu Meng, Zhu Yong, you and the others can hear clearly!" ”

Before the words fell, Zhu Meng and Zhu Yong were suddenly sweating, and their faces were frighteningly white.

Zhu Yong fell to his knees again with a puff, "Dangdangdang" not only shook his head, but his forehead touched the bluestone paved ground, making blood flow.

Zhu Meng bit his lower lip, stunned, and his eyes were stunned and speechless.