Chapter 153: Military Parade? Who reads whom

"Qiang, Qiang, Qiang......"

Just as Governor Zhang and General Soldier Zhang were staring at the gate of Xie Mansion, a strange sound suddenly came from the courtyard.

"This is ......" Governor Zhang pinched his beard, very puzzled, so he turned his head to look at Zhang Zongbing, "Zhang Zongbing, but the voice of the armor?" ”

"Isn't it......" Mr. Zhang shook his head and explained: "The sound of the iron pieces of the armor colliding with each other is not like this, this sound is more like the sound of the iron pieces colliding with the ground......" said, he himself was puzzled, could it be that someone led the war horse with a horse shoe into the yard?

It's still not right, the horse's shoe knocked on the bluestone ground, it should make a "ding, ding" sound, and now this is more like someone dragging something with an iron sheet underneath, what is it?

The explanation was not clear, and he didn't explain it either, his eyes stared directly at the courtyard gate of Xie Mansion, the voice was from far and near, and it was obvious that he was about to walk out of the courtyard, rather than guessing, it was better to see the real face. Seeing his appearance, Governor Zhang didn't wait for him to explain, turned his head, and the two stared straight at the courtyard gate together.

"Babbling ......" The door opened, and a leg protruded from it, what was on this leg? Both of them were taken aback, Zhang Jun is an old soldier and has seen a lot of things, and Zhang Nai has been an official for many years, and he has served in many places, and he is even more knowledgeable, but they have never seen such a strange thing - let's just say that the shoes are good.

The reason why it is said to be shoes is only because it is put on the feet, but the cover is inevitably too high, and it reaches the knees...... Looking at the material, it should be made of leather, but it is shiny and shiny, and you can even see the reflection of people, what kind of strange shoes is this?

"Boom!" Before a doubtful thought could be finished, the foot fell to the ground, and at the same time, another sonorous sound sounded, ah? The two adults understood, and the iron pieces for a long time were under the soles of these strange shoes! Which idiot is this idiot doing such a mess? You are a horseshoe with your foot, and you still nail iron plates.

The two adults were very dissatisfied, feeling that they were being teased by the person wearing this strange shoe, and when they looked up to see the person who came out, Governor Zhang coughed even more, and wanted to scold. In his thoughts, this must be Xie Hong's trickster again, and he happened to scold him fiercely, but after he raised his head and saw the face of the person wearing the shoes clearly, he suddenly felt a wave of dizziness and almost fell to the ground.

Is the surname Xie crazy? Today is His Majesty's return to Beijing, where did he find a god stick that dances the gods? Governor Zhang is so angry, look at this person's dress, red clothes and gold collar, and a strange hat on his head, and he is wearing it crookedly, with this messy pair of leather boots, this is a magic stick! Still underage!

By the way, there is a blue feather on the hat, and the magic stick is the magic stick, do you think the old man with the feather will not recognize you? Governor Zhang wanted to scold, but he was stunned to find that Mr. Zhang, who was beside him, suddenly fell down.

These martial artists are really useless, they have to worship when they see a god stick, and at the critical moment, they have to be our scholars who have been taught by the saints, and they have their own righteousness in their chests, what is so terrible about ghosts and gods? Governor Zhang glanced at his companion with disdain, and said in his heart, even if there are really ghosts and gods, but this god stick is just a teenager, and he looks about the same age as the emperor, how many ways can he do?

Uh, huh? Similar to the emperor? Governor Zhang raised his head suddenly, staring at the magic stick, his whole body was trembling, and finally, his body was crooked, and he also lay down, and let out a cry of sorrow in his heart - this monster is actually the emperor!

"Lao and the two Aiqing have been waiting for a long time, you are welcome, let's be polite." Zhengde was very satisfied with his stunning appearance, didn't you see it, I haven't shaken yet, these two people bowed down, isn't this what the eldest brother said about the leakage of the king's overlord. During this period, I followed my eldest brother, and I really improved a lot.

"Your Majesty, you ...... Is this going to sacrifice to the gods? After all, he is not very familiar with Zhengde, and he is not a scholar, so there are not so many furrows in his heart, and the shock is not as big as Zhang Nai.

"Huh?" Zhengde was very surprised, turned his head and said: "Zhang Aiqing, have you forgotten, today I am going to drive back to the capital, and by the way, I am going to parade in Xuanfu?" ”

Zhang Juntou was also dizzy, this is the emperor's military parade dress for a long time? It's quite conspicuous, and you can see it clearly from a distance, but ...... Isn't this a military parade? Your Majesty, you are dressed like this, who is reading whom?

Seeing that Zhang Zongbing was dumbfounded in a daze, Zhengde patted Zhang Zongbing's shoulder again, and said in a very understanding tone: "Zhang Aiqing, I was negligent, I forgot that you are old, and you should not remember your surname well." By the way, Zhang Aiqing is older, quickly help him up, Zhang Aiqing is too old, and he can't get up after kneeling. ”

He patted his forehead, and suddenly realized: "That's it, I will exempt Zhang Aiqing from the ceremony in the future, well, the eldest brother said that he should respect the old and love the young, and in the future, the courtiers who are too old will be exempted." ”

A governor, a general soldier, these two people are surnamed Zhang, Zhengde is called Aiqing, others listen to it is very messy, but Zhang Jun understands, he looked down, isn't it, Governor Zhang is still lying on the ground, his body is still trembling, like a patient with wind and evil in the body, he can't think about it, and hurriedly leans over to help Governor Zhang up.

"Your Majesty......" Governor Zhang really fell into the wind evil, and when he spoke, he was like a gossamer, and he looked like he was about to die.

Zhengde nodded again and again, held Governor Zhang's hand and said, "Well, well, Zhang Aiqing, I know what you want to say, you can go with peace of mind." ”

Governor Zhang was stunned for a moment, and his voice was slightly higher, "Your Majesty, do you know?" What do you know? ”

"Oh?" Zhengde thought for a while and said, "It's Chenben cloth cloth ploughing in Nanyang...... Pro-virtuous ministers, far villains or something, Zhang Aiqing, don't you want to ask me to do this before you die? ”

Governor Zhang almost didn't come up in one breath, but this breath, the spirit also came up, he broke free from the support of General Zhang, threw himself in front of Zhengde, hugged Zhengde's thighs and cried.

"Your Majesty, the old minister is dedicated to the sake of Your Majesty, you are the Lord of the World, the Lord of the World, and the example of all the people of the world. You ...... "Governor Zhang cried this sadness, the earth-shattering crying ghosts, snot and tears came down.

"I just want to be an example for all the people in the world, you think, if all the people in the world are dressed like me, then all parts of the Ming Dynasty will be colorful, how beautiful and loving this world should be." Zhengde used the tone of hatred that iron does not become steel, and showed Governor Zhang a beautiful picture, which contained the beautiful vision of the young man.

"Hmm......" Today is destined to be a day of many disasters for Governor Zhang, who just got out of breath, and after listening to Zhengde's words, he almost choked to death with saliva. Even with his knowledge, he was speechless for a while to this wonderful emperor, just holding Zhengde's leg and continuing to cry.

"Don't cry, why are you crying for this great joy?" Zhengde comforted the old man Zhang softly, and a young man dressed in fancy clothes comforted an old man who was crying, and this strange picture surprised everyone who saw it.

"I said Brother Chen, what's the situation?" The two who were waiting to see the emperor were dumbfounded, not because their psychological quality was not good, but because the scene was too weird.

The governor is a member of the court, and I heard that he is usually very majestic, even the principals in the governor's yamen are extremely in awe of this lord. But now, this adult is actually holding the leg of a magic stick and crying, and the magic stick is still comforting him.

Who is that god? Could it be the great immortal that the emperor brought from the capital? The magic is so powerful that he can rejuvenate himself, otherwise how could the governor cry after a few words to him?

As for saying that this young man is the emperor, this idea was extinguished by the two as soon as it appeared, but the emperor wore a bright yellow dragon robe and walked steadily...... No, the emperor doesn't walk, he usually has someone to carry it, how can it be like ...... Chen Heimao shook his head and said to his companion: "It must be a great immortal from the capital, I think, he told the fortune of the governor, probably Yang Shou or something." Well, that's right, it seems that the governor is about to end his life, no, he begged Daxian to extend his life, otherwise why would he cry so sadly? ”

"Brother Chen, you are really smart, it's right for me to follow you out today, not only can I see the emperor first, but also see the great immortal, the great immortal from the capital is different." By the way, Brother Chen, should we go up and ask for a hexagram later? ”

"Idiot, didn't you see that Mr. Zhang was queuing? When will it be our turn, don't be delusional. Chen Heimao gave his companion a burst of chestnuts and said stupidly.

The emperor has come out, of course Jinyiwei will not let people get close, such as Chen Heimao and the two of them are standing sporadically in the distance, Zhengde naturally will not notice them, looking at Zhang Nai, who is crying, Zhengde is very worried.

"I said Zhang Aiqing, don't cry, if you have something to say, you should get up first and speak slowly...... Ah, no, Zhang Aiqing, you hurry up and help me pull him away, this is a new dress, I can't wipe his nose and tears Wow, I haven't been willing to wear it for two days, quick, fast. Zhengde suddenly shouted in panic.

What is this called? Zhang Zongbing came up hard, although it is not very reliable, but what the emperor said is a holy decree, no, no, with his help, Zhang Nai was finally pulled away, and Zhang Zongbing helped the governor to persuade him.

Zhengde frowned, cried with a sad face, and muttered: "My new clothes, they're all dirty, no, I can't wear dirty clothes for the parade, it's better to change the No. 2 plan......"

As soon as he heard this, Governor Zhang stopped crying, and General Zhang stopped persuading, both of them looked sluggish, oh my God, there is still Plan No. 2! This plan is already enough, and if you change to the second one, you won't have to kill people. Who did this bad thing, one set on the left and one on the right, the person who made clothes for the emperor was really harmful.

Come on, regardless of who is reviewing whom, let's start the parade as soon as possible, and then send this master back to the Forbidden City as soon as possible! I heard that the bigwigs in the DPRK and China have a relatively good psychological quality, and they will definitely be able to withstand the toss of this master.

(To be continued)