Chapter 61: Zhang Fengyi's joke

After carefully recalling Madame's words, Liu Neng reacted, he laughed, clapped his hands and exclaimed: "Madame is really a female Zhuge among women, but it's a pity that you can't be an official, otherwise, the old man will really listen to it in the hall." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Ge Giggle" smiled, Han said: "Don't be poor, go and find Lord Shoufu Wen and Zhang Fengyi, the secretary of the military department, as long as you talk about these two adults, the matter of the Volunteer Brigade surnamed Zhao sending troops to help suppress the Liukou is a matter of nine out of ten."

After listening to Madame's words, Liu Neng suddenly remembered a joke about Zhang Fengyi, and couldn't help but smile and said, "Madam, do you want to hear a joke?" ”

"What joke?" Han asked with a smile.

Liu Neng said: "Zhang Fengyi doesn't have much talent, but he often thinks he is smart, one day, he met Sun Jin in the courtroom, and when he saw his sad face, he enthusiastically stepped forward to ask.

It turned out that Sun Jin was a native of Tongcheng (now AH Tongcheng) in Nanzhili, and when he heard that the peasant army that ran out of SX had begun to operate in the area of northern Anhui, he was very worried that his hometown would also be "patronized" by the peasant army, so he was sad and depressed.

After learning about the situation, Zhang Fengyi expressed his sympathy for Sun Jin and wanted to comfort him, but he didn't think of any suitable words to comfort Sun Jin after thinking about it for a long time.

After thinking about it for a long time, Zhang Fengyi finally came up with words of comfort. ”

Speaking of this, Liu Neng stopped and asked with a smile, "Madam, do you know what words of comfort he came up with?" ”

"I'm not Zhang Fengyi, how do I know?" Han said with a smile.

Smiling, Liu Neng said: "He said to Sun Jin: "You are a southerner, what are you worried about?" The thieves are all from the northwest, they are not used to eating rice from the south, and the horses they ride do not eat the grass of the south of the Yangtze River!" I thought that Zhang Fengyi wanted to comfort Sun Jin with the theory of "unsuitable", but he didn't know that this was a stupid statement.

What he didn't expect was that as soon as his words came out, he made himself a laughing stock. When my colleagues heard about it, they couldn't stop laughing.

"Giggle...... Han covered his stomach with a smile......

After going down the court the next day, Liu Neng went to visit Zhang Fengyi, the secretary of the military department.

Zhang Fengyi is forty-five years old, a native of SX Daizhou, and a Jinshi in the forty-first year of Wanli. Appointed as the head of the household department. Later, he served as the deputy envoy of the Guangning military garrison, and at the beginning of the apocalypse, he was appointed to participate in politics on the right and to comply with the military garrison.

In May of the third year of the Apocalypse, Yan Mingtai, the governor of Liaodong, was removed from his post and replaced by Yushi, the right servant of the Fengyi wing. In the autumn of the sixth year of the Apocalypse, he served as the governor of Baoding. In the third year of Chongzhen, Liu Ce was the governor of Ji, Liao, and Baoding military affairs. Both the resumption of Zun, Yong Sicheng, Xugong, into the prince Shaobao, the military department of Shangshu, the world of brocade clothes. For a long time, he was called to be the secretary of the military department.

In the ninth year of Chongzhen (1636), the Qing soldiers crossed the Great Wall again and invaded the interior of the Ming Dynasty. The Ming army was repeatedly defeated, and many important passes and towns fell.

As a last resort, Zhang Fengyi, who was the secretary of the Ministry of War, had to ask to go out to supervise the division and attack the Qing soldiers, although Zhang Fengyi took the initiative to ask for help, but he didn't know anything about the march and war, which led to the Qing soldiers breaking dozens of cities, hundreds of people and property were killed, plundered, and taken away, and the Ming Dynasty suffered heavy losses.

In order to avoid the end of being ruined, Zhang Fengyi began to eat rhubarb every day, causing himself to have diarrhea, so as to kill himself, and finally died as he wished after the Qing army retreated.

Both of them are from Wen Tiren's lineage, and after meeting, after some greetings, they talked about the encirclement and suppression of the rogue.

"Lord Zhang, has the recent encirclement and suppression of the Liukou gone smoothly?" Liu Neng asked with a smile.

With a long sigh, Zhang Fengyi said with a sad face: "These rogues are too difficult to deal with, cunning and fierce, uncertain, and the officers and soldiers are scarce, and it is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice." After speaking, he bowed his head and was silent.

glanced at him, took a sip of tea, and Liu Nengcheng said with a smile: "Lord Zhang, I came here to recommend you a strong team......

"A strong team? Where are the officers and soldiers ......?" asked Zhang Fengyi in surprise.

As far as he knew, among the Ming official army, the team that can be called strong in combat is only the Liaodong Army, as well as the teams of Hong Chengchou and Sun Chuanting, what else......

Liu Neng said: "...... This Ji'an Volunteer Brigade is strong, and it can be blocked by ordinary officers and soldiers for ten ......" He boasted at the mouth, and under his boasting, the Ji'an Volunteer Brigade became a strong soldier no less than the elite soldiers of the Nine Sides.

Looking at Liu Neng, Zhang Fengyi thought to himself: "This Ji'an Volunteer Brigade may be a team of bandits and bandits recruiting An, and the leader Zhao Guohua wants to bleach his identity and gain credit by participating in the encirclement and suppression of the Liukou." The rogue who surrounded and suppressed the Central Plains was short of combatable soldiers, and it was a good thing to send these original bandits and bandits to the battlefield to fight with the rogues, and neither side was a good person anyway. This not only removes the hidden dangers of the place, but also sells Liu Neng's favor, which is really a triple win. ”

Thinking of this, Zhang Fengyi said with a smile: "Since it is recommended by Lord Liu, it must not be bad, I will send an order to JX to command the division to transfer the Ji'an Volunteer Brigade to HN to assist the officers and troops in encircling and suppressing the Liukou." ”

"Xiaguan thanks Master Zhang." Liu Neng said, arching his hand at Zhang Fengyi with a happy face.

Zhang Fengyi said with a smile: "For the country's recommendation, this official also wants to thank Lord Liu, I think this Zhao Guohua will definitely live up to Lord Liu's hard work." ”

The two talked a few more words, and Liu Neng said goodbye and went home.

When I got home, I sat in the study, wrote the letter, and seeing that it was still early, I asked the two family members who came to deliver the letter to ride back to their hometown in Ji'an Province with the reply letter and the travel expenses.

Half a month later, the family who delivered the letter returned to Liu Wanshi's house, Liu Wanshi was taking a nap at the ninth aunt Zhao Hongyan, Liu Ming read the reply from the capital, he was very happy, and sat for a while, it is estimated that his father woke up from a nap, so he went to tell him about it.

When I walked to the door of the backyard, I saw Lian'er, the maid who was serving Aunt Nine Zhao Hongyan, blushing in a panic, and walked over from Aunt Nine's room with her head down.

Glancing at her, Liu Ming asked casually, "Where is my father?" ”

"The master and the ninth aunt are here, in the house......" said, Lian'er blushed and walked away quickly.

Looking at her back, Liu Ming walked in puzzled, and when he walked not far from Aunt Jiu's room, he heard the moaning of the woman with "Hmm, uh-huh", and the sound of flesh hitting the "pop".

"Ahh It turned out that my father was ...... with Aunt Jiu," Liu Ming suddenly understood.

I wanted to walk away, but I couldn't move my steps when I listened to the sultry voice. Thinking of the charming appearance of Aunt Nine Zhao Hongyan, Liu Ming looked around with a thief's head, and walked lightly to the window, and saw a small hole in the window paper, which was obviously licked out by the maid Lian'er just now, and now as long as he put his head and eyes together, he can see everything in the next room.

Liu Ming's heart was beating "through", and he glanced back weakly, and slowly put his eyes together

Aunt Nine Zhao Hongyan stood naked on the ground, bending over to support the table, and Liu Wanshi was holding her from behind and slamming it hard......

Because she was standing on her side, Liu Ming still couldn't see her expression clearly, only saw her plump white flesh, towering ****, her hair was scattered, and a few slightly messy strands of black silk on her forehead kept shaking with the impact of Liu Wanshi behind her......

Liu Ming, who watched this scene in the Spring Palace, was full of blood and dry mouth, afraid of being discovered by his father, so he hurriedly walked away. When he returned to his room, he pressed down a waiting maid to vent, and then finally calmed down.

After waiting for a while, Liu Ming took the letter and went to find his father Liu Wanshi. Liu Wanshi vented his ****, and was drinking tea, when Liu Ming came in.

"What are you doing here?" Liu Wanshi stared at his son and asked.

Liu Ming was very afraid of Liu Wanshi, and hurriedly said: "Dad, the Jingshi has sent a letter, and the matter has an eyebrow." As he spoke, he handed over Liu Neng's letter.

After reading the letter, Liu Wanshi smiled and said: "Hmph, this Zhao Manzi is dead, and when he is slaughtered by the rogue, Lao Tzu will immediately swallow his chemical workshop." After speaking, he glanced at his son Liu Ming proudly and said, "You tell this good news to Yang Papi's son, so that the old guy is also happy." ”

After hearing the good news, Yang Rui was overjoyed, he seemed to see the tragic scene of Zhao Guohua's head being cut off by the rogue, and he seemed to see the rolling silver after Zhao Guohua's chemical workshop was occupied by himself.

"Zhao Manzi, you are dead this time, and your chemical workshop will soon be mine." Along the way, Yang Rui happily walked to himself. He felt that the sky was so blue today, the trees were so green, and even the crowded and noisy streets he used to look at were not so annoying.

When he entered the house, he saw Yang Degui discussing with the housekeeper Yang Fu about raising the tenant's rent.

Ever since he paid 1,500 taels of silver to Zhao Guohua's volunteer brigade, he has been thinking about passing on the burden to the tenants.

"Master, if you raise one penny of silver per mu, you can collect more than 2,000 taels of silver every year. Not only did it offset the security expenses of 1,500 taels of silver that we handed over to Zhao Manzi, but we also earned an extra 5 or 600 taels. Yang Fu said with a sneer.

Twisting his beard, Yang Degui said with a sinister face: "Not only that, but I also want to tell those tenants that the overcharged land rent is what Zhao Manzi asked for, so that the tenants will hate Zhao Manzi." ”

"Wonderful! It's wonderful. In this way, we have benefited, Zhao Manzi has been infamy, and when there are more people who scold him, he will be forced to cancel the collection of the hateful security fee. Master, this strategy is really killing two birds with one stone. Yang Fu said flatteringly.