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Wen Yanbo finally knew what it was that the passing years were unfavorable, everything was not going well, the five were burning, and the immortals wanted to die. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Somehow, since the beginning of the Chinese New Year, he has suffered from insomnia, and he can't sleep all night, not to speak, and his mind is full of cranky thoughts, either hallucinating that he was caught parade in the street, or obscene Qin Xiaowu was caught in the street, which made him nervous, excited, happy, and lost, and the whole person was almost nervous.

This kind of life and death is the feeling of not being able to sleep, and the pain is abnormal, so he had to ask the imperial doctor to prescribe some prescriptions for soothing and hypnosis, and he decocted it every night, barely in a daze for a while. At first, he was in charge, but last night he couldn't sleep, and in the middle of the night, he stared at a pair of thieves' big eyes flickering, and he woke up his wife over and over again.

Mrs. Wen is a continuation, in her forties, and she is also the age of less sleep, and she can't sleep when she wakes up, and the old couple just talks to be a companion: "Master, I wonder if you have a heart disease." ”

Wen Yanbo looked at the curtain on the top of the bed, and said with a noncommittal smile: "Madam, do you think I have succeeded in this life?" ”

Mrs. Wen pulled the quilt up and said with a slight smile: "Master, you are a very popular minister and a wife, isn't it considered a success?" ”

Wen Yanbo shook his head and chuckled: "Is that happiness?" ”

Mrs. Wen was blinded by his question, and smiled uncertainly: "It should be considered happiness." ”

Wen Yanbo was more like asking himself, ignoring his wife's words, and said to himself: "The Book of Books says five blessings: one is longevity, two is wealth, three is Kangning, four is good virtue, and five is life. ”

Mrs. Wen asked curiously, "Can the master say no?" "Women, no matter their age, are very interested in these fateful things.

Smiling slightly, Wen Yanbo said: "That is to say, whether a person is blessed or not, it depends on how many of his five blessings he has, the first blessing is 'longevity', the second blessing is 'wealth', the third blessing is 'Kangning', the fourth blessing is 'good virtue', and the fifth blessing is 'good death'." ”

As he spoke, he slowly examined himself: "The so-called 'longevity' refers to the longevity of life without premature death. The old man will be sixty years old this year, and the ancients said that he had never been sick or suffered a disaster, and it would not be a problem to live for another one or two decades, so he could be regarded as taking this first blessing. ”

Mrs. Wen also smiled: "Yes, the master is destined to live a long life." ”

Wen Yanbo smiled, and then muttered: "The second blessing is 'wealth', which refers to the abundance of money and noble status. ”

After saying this, Mrs. Wen was completely energetic, and said with a smile: "You deserve this second blessing." In terms of money and wealth, our family has thousands of acres of fertile land, thousands of mansions, slaves like clouds, and gold and jade like the sea; In terms of honorable status, you should be the first assistant, the first-class prince, under one person, and above ten thousand people. Q: Is there any family in the world that is richer and more noble than our Wen family? "It's a very slippery one, and it seems that she is very happy with the current situation."

Wen Yanbo was also quite complacent when he heard this, and said with a reserved smile: "Let's talk about this in the private room of our husband and wife, don't take it out to show off with your old sisters, as if our family is showing off." ”

Mrs. Wen nodded and smiled: "The master is right, how can a concubine be such a superficial person, she will naturally be measured." "But in my heart I said, 'Actually, I don't know how many times I have been revealed.'" didn't want Wen Yanbo to talk about this again, so she quickly diverted the topic and asked: "The first two blessings are quite simple and can still be understood, so what does the third blessing 'Kangning' mean?" ”

Wen Yanbo wrapped himself in a quilt and said softly: "It means that you are healthy and your mind is at peace." ”

Mrs. Wen smiled when she heard this: "This Fu master is no problem, you yourself said that you have never been sick, and you are naturally healthy." As for peace of mind, don't do bad things, aren't you afraid of ghosts calling the door, you are upright, above board, of course your mind is at peace. ”

Wen Yanbo smiled bitterly in his heart: "Have I done less to do wrong?" But he doesn't need to tell the dirty things he has done, and Mrs. Wen doesn't give bonuses, so why blow himself up?

Seeing that he was silent, Mrs. Wen thought that he had acquiesced, so she continued to ask, "What about the fourth blessing...... What does 'good virtue' mean? ”

Wen Yanbo said in his heart: "This girl doesn't know anything except eating, drinking, and having fun, and has no common language at all, marrying such a thing is the biggest failure in my life." But he couldn't sleep, so he said patiently: "It means that you are kind and generous and quiet." "Although he was answering, he remembered a black jade peony in his heart, and sighed secretly: 'Although I got her, I lost her in the end......

Mrs. Wen easily seized an opportunity to talk to him, but she didn't know that the old man was already absent-minded, so she smiled happily: "You also occupy this one, people say that the prime minister has a good belly to support the boat, sir, you are naturally very generous and benevolent." "In order to please him, this girl has already begun to open her eyes and tell nonsense. Who doesn't know that Wen Yanbo has a small amount of energy, and he will repay him, and he can't get anything to do with that 'good virtue'.

Hearing this unrealistic compliment, Wen Yanbo was also slightly embarrassed, yawned and said, "Sleepy, sleep." After saying that, he closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep. Mrs. Wen was excited, and when she saw that he was asleep, she couldn't help but feel disappointed, and muttered in a low voice: "There is also the fifth blessing 'test for the end of life'......"

Although Wen Yanbo closed his eyes, his mind was clear, and when he heard this, he sighed in his heart, and secretly said to himself: "The so-called test is to have a good death, can the old man have a good death?" ’

This question immediately replaced the black jade peony, tangled in his heart, he was really not sure if he could get a good death...... Or to be more precise, he didn't believe he could get a good death.

Today's imperial court tigers and wolves are in charge, Emperor Zhaowu and Li Hun are two fierce tigers, and Qin Xiaowu is the evil wolf...... Maybe it's not that bad, and it might be more appropriate to say like a flock of goats, at least with horns, right?

But neither sheep nor goats can compete with tigers and wolves that show their claws...... The only difference is the process, one easy and simple, the other complex and twisty, but the result is the same - the fate of being eaten cannot be changed.

The words 'no good death' suddenly jumped out of his heart, which immediately made his mouth dry, his heart beat rapidly, and his breathing became heavy, causing Mrs. Wen to ask anxiously.

Shaking his head, Wen Yanbo slowed down his breathing and signaled that he was fine. But he struggled more fiercely in his heart: in fact, he knew how to avoid these four words, which was very simple, just like Emperor Zhaowu said to the Huangfu family seven years ago, only 'scattering merit'. It's just that these two words are easy to say, but how many people can do it?

Wen Yanbo told himself, I have been in the limelight for 40 years, including 20 years of dominance, even through the ages, there are few things that can be done, it is really rich enough, the scenery is enough, it is time to let go and go back and pick chrysanthemums.

But then he shouted wildly: "As long as I retreat, the power and position of the Wen family will be completely gone, what else can I talk about being born and prospering?" So what is a good death? I'm not reconciled! The old man has worked hard for 40 years to have today's high power and response, why should he give it away for nothing? What about being willing to be dusty and muddy? I will not be reconciled! Immediately, the idea of 'scattering gong' that had just arisen was swept out of the clouds.

Thinking of this, his eyes widened, his fists were clenched tightly, and he secretly gritted his teeth and said: "Since you don't retreat, you must let the court maintain the status quo, so that there is room for my Wen family to survive," finally couldn't help but put on his clothes and got up, and when he got outside, he put on the table lamp that never went out all night, and wrote with a brush: "What is the original state of the court?" The two tigers are competing and evenly matched. How do you make it evenly matched? Without it, only the one who immediately beheaded the tiger is also! Needless to say, that 'Ling' is naturally Qin Lei.

After a moment's thought, Wen Yanbo continued: 'How to decapitate? Only those who strike the dynasty must be early, and it is not appropriate to act according to the plan, so ...... thought about it in advance, and wrote down the time 'next morning court'!

After finishing writing, I looked at it excitedly, and I couldn't help but feel sick at all, so I wanted to call Wen Yantao and Wen Mingli to come over to discuss the matter immediately, but was stopped by the lady who came out and said: "Master, when you look at the sky, what can't you say tomorrow?" Your body matters. ”

As soon as the heart disease was gone, Wen Yanbo couldn't help but feel good, and when he thought about it, it would be early in two hours, and it was too late to inform all the officials. If half of the court is dismissed and half of the court is sent to the court, won't it seem that the officials are not united enough, and it will also insult his appeal, right?

'Cheap boy, I'll let you be arrogant for the last five days. Wen Yanbo generously gave Qin Lei five days...... Of course, if he had front and back eyes, he would not have been so generous.

He picked up the blue gauze lampshade, burned the undried tribute paper to ashes, clapped his hands and smiled: "Go back to sleep!" Mrs. Wen glanced at him resentfully, and couldn't help but slander: 'Such a good spirit, but don't talk to others...... but seeing that Wen Yanbo has fallen asleep, the two have been married for decades, she can naturally see that this time she is really asleep, so she has to pout, climb into bed aggrieved, and no longer move speech.

But Prime Minister Wen is destined to have no sleep tonight, and Wen Mansion is destined to have no one to sleep tonight......

A sharp alarm whistle sounded in the night sky, followed by a noisy sound, which immediately woke up Wen Yanbo, who had just opened the chessboard with Zhou Gong. He sat up suddenly, and roared in annoyance: "It's so noisy and noisy so late, and you don't let people sleep?" People have to go to court tomorrow morning! ”

He didn't worry about whether there were thieves or assassins in the house, all the important and valuable things that were easy to move were in the secret vault, and the thieves couldn't steal anything. He is heavily guarded here, and Mr. Qiu, the number one master in the house, is personally sitting in the outer courtyard, even if the bloody killing comes back then, he can also block it.

But in any case, I couldn't sleep tonight. put on his clothes with a rigid face, and as soon as he got off the ground, he heard a rush of footsteps outside, and the man didn't even knock on the door, so he broke into the outer room, and said in a panic: "Xiangye...... Big... Big things are not good......"

Wen Yanbo heard the man's voice in the room, and said in a light tone: "It's Mr. Qiu, don't be in a hurry, say it slowly, the sky can't fall." As he spoke, he picked up the rock sugar bird's nest in the Wenyu cup and was about to take a sip, and secretly praised in his heart: "This cup is really a treasure, and it won't be cold for a long time when you put it in......

But I heard Mr. Qiu's miserable cry as if he was mourning: "The sky has really collapsed...... Our vaults have been stolen and our books have been stolen......"

With a 'snap', the priceless East China Sea Wenyu Cup fell to the ground and fell into eighteen petals, and the brown soup was also splashed on the ground, and it was still steaming slightly, it seemed that this cup was really warm.

Wen Yanbo didn't even look at it, he rushed out of the inner room at a speed that was usually unattainable, his arms tightly clamped around Mr. Qiu's neck, and said hoarsely: "What did you say!" You repeat! "The sound was loud enough to rival Le Buyi two quarters of an hour later.

I don't know where the strength came from, he, a weak old scholar, actually pinched Mr. Qiu, the number one master in the house, almost turned his back on him. Of course, this is directly related to Mr. Qiu's lack of strength to shake him away.

Seeing that Mr. Qiu was silent, Wen Yanbo couldn't help but shout in annoyance: "You speak!" Why don't you speak? Aren't you quite able to say that? ”

Mr. Qiu rolled his eyes and said aggrievedly: 'Are you stuck in my neck and told me to speak with my belly button?' Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore, stretched out his hands and lightly snorted under Wen Xiang's armpits, then he heard Wen Yanbo laugh, and couldn't help but withdraw his hands.

Mr. Qiu was rubbing his neck vigorously, and he didn't care about his father-in-law. Hearing a 'snap', Wen Xiangye's head smashed on the gold-painted red mixed yuan golden bucket on the ground, and immediately knocked the golden bucket to the ground, and the yellow and white things inside poured him all over his face.

Of course, Wen Xiangye fainted, even if he was not stunned by the bad news, he would be stunned by the mixed yuan Jin Dou; Even if you are not smashed, you will be stunned by the yellow and white things; Even if you don't stink, you'll be faint alive......

Mr. Qiu looked at it and said in his heart: "The eldest young master is like this, the second master is like this, I can't imagine that you are also like this, it seems that this is the fate of the Wen family...... and he can't take care of himself, he endured the unpleasant smell, picked up Wen Xiangye from the ground, hugged him and rinsed it back.

Mrs. Wen, who came out of the voice, first covered her nose and said in her heart: 'What does it stink so much!' Looking at the mixed yuan golden bucket that had been knocked to the ground again, he understood a little: "It turns out that this thing has fallen." Finally, I saw Mr. Qiu running to the back hall with his husband in yellow and white, and finally realized that he said, "It turns out that the old man knocked this thing ......over."

hurriedly instructed the maid who came to clean up the mess, and she herself followed to the back hall, tied the door, and helped Mr. Qiu scrub Wen Yanbo together. Mrs. Wen has no objection to Mr. Qiu's order of cleaning first and then healing, after all, 'a tree lives a skin, a person lives a face', if you lose your face, what's the point of living?

The two of them didn't use a maid, they turned Wen Xiang into a bare pig with their own hands, carried him into the bath and washed it, and then rubbed it with pancreatic essence and other deodorant and fragrant things, and after Lao Wen became white and fragrant, he was carried out again, wrapped in a large bath towel and wiped clean.

In the end, Wen Yanbo put on underwear and wrapped it in a nightgown, which was the end of the matter. The two of them had to take a moment to breathe, and then they felt uncomfortable with the wetness on their bodies, so they bathed Wen Yanbo, and the two of them were also soaked up and down.

Mr. Qiu glanced at Mrs. Wen inadvertently, and couldn't help but freeze for a moment...... When Mrs. Wen got up from the bed, in a hurry, she only wrapped a silk nightgown indiscriminately, anyway, the room was as warm as spring, as long as she didn't go naked, what did she do with wearing so much?

But the so-called rain hitting the plantain is extraordinarily delicate, which is wet with water, and I saw her silk pajamas clinging to her body, revealing her slightly rich, but more mature and full arc. In addition, after some tossing, the placket of the nightgown opened a section, just revealing the dazzling white and bottomless trench, and Mr. Qiu was foaming at the mouth, and both eyes were about to fall off.

This Mrs. Wen is half-old, especially charming, it is the golden season of thick ink and color, warm and unrestrained, and when she found his voyeurism, she was neither annoyed nor hidden, and she feasted his eyes on it, and said with a grudge in his mouth: "Why are you hiding from people recently?" ”

Mr. Qiu glanced at Wen Yanbo nervously, and found that he was still unconscious, so he casually ordered his black sweet hole again, making him sleep even more deadly. He had the courage to hold Mrs. Wen in his arms, and as soon as the two touched their skins, they hugged each other's heads and gnawed them up. And in front of Wen Xiangye, there is a special feeling......

It took a long time to pull the bellows apart, and Mr. Qiu gasped: "Xinjia'er, Xiangye has been at home recently, where can I be free?" Saying that, Lang laughed and said: "Second master, they are also coming over, let's settle Xiangye first, and the old place will not be scattered at night......" He has not yet completely refined the worm into his brain, and knows that now is not the place for further discussion.

Mrs. Wen said coquettishly: "I won't see you, I won't disperse...... and then said viciously: "If you dare to break the appointment, I will cut off your thing, so that you can't make it bad for the rest of your life!" ”