Chapter 376, The Imperial Dining Room

Wei Xiaobao gently opened the window paper with his fingers, looked inside, and almost didn't scream in shock, only to see Mao Dongzhu naked, without any cover on his body, his fat ass was just facing the direction of the window, he almost didn't scold Wei Xiaobao, and then looked at Nie Zhongxian, who was also naked, but Nie Zhongxian had a ribbon wrapped around his waist and a big hard object tied in the middle.

Wei Xiaobao was shocked, could it be that this kid is a fake eunuch, take a closer look, Wei Xiaobao covered his mouth with his hand, and almost didn't laugh out loud, only to see that thing, half of the wood was exposed underneath.

Wei Xiaobao understood, I said, how can this kid be a fake eunuch, this palace is inside, Lao Tzu is unique in the world, a genuine fake eunuch.

What is this kid going to do, this thing is fresh, Lao Tzu must appreciate it, I saw Nie Zhongxian's two hands stroking back and forth on Mao Dongzhu's fat buttocks for a long time, and finally his body squatted down, and kissed Mao Dongzhu's ass with a snort, which made Wei Xiaobao nauseous for a while, and almost didn't vomit out the food he ate.

The heart said, "Nie Zhongxian, you are really good, even if you are looking for a young and beautiful girl, look at your monkey anxious appearance, as if you have never played with women, but you are a eunuch, and you must have never played with women, looking at Nie Zhongxian's 'diligent and dedicated' dirty appearance, Wei Xiaobao couldn't stand it, and said in his heart, "This thing, if you play a movie, you can also fast-forward if you don't want to watch it, this is good, I can only wait to watch the wonderful show later."

For a long time, when Wei Xiaobao smoked two cigarettes, Wei Xiaobao suddenly heard a cry of 'ah' inside, Wei Xiaobao knew that a good show was staged, and saw Nie Zhongxian standing up, and really used that thing to fight.

Mao Dongzhu, who was in pain, screamed and screamed, and her mouth was croaking. It's like a dog barking.

This kind of avant-garde and trendy thing, Wei Xiaobao looked at it very seriously, and he didn't miss the lens at all, and now Wei Xiaobao is complaining more and more about the backwardness of science and technology, if there is a video recorder and a camera. That's great, you can record the whole process, and then there will be a live broadcast, so that everyone can see the disdainful behavior of this pair of dog men and women.

The sky in the house was cracked, the ghosts were crying and screaming, the bed was shaking, and it took two hours to toss before the movement stopped, and Wei Xiaobao was miserable outside. The swollen corners of the eyes are like panda eyes, I stayed up all night, watched a night of all-night movies, if I was an ordinary person, I would have been unable to bear it.

In the end, seeing that the candlelight in the house was extinguished, and there was no follow-up, Wei Xiaobao was reluctant to 'evacuate the scene of the crime'. Although what the two of them did was unbearable, but. Wei Xiaobao still looked at a little eyebrow, not to mention anything else. At least Nie Zhongxian and Mao Dongzhu are united, these two have come together, these two forces are not small, such a strong alliance, I don't know who it is aimed at.

One thing is certain, though, that it's certainly not directed at yourself. If that's the case, then it would be better, just right, so that I can take advantage of the fisherman. Go on the scamp. It also saves trouble.

Seeing that the sky was about to dawn, Wei Xiaobao was very sleepy, and hurriedly returned to his residence, seeing Fang Yi sleeping fragrantly, Wei Xiaobao was afraid that something would happen to her, so he lay on Fang Yi's bedside and fell asleep.

This sleep, I slept until three o'clock in the morning, Wei Xiaobao felt that someone was moving on the bed, and then woke up leisurely, only to see Fang Yi looking at himself, his little face was flushed, his hair was a little messy, lazy on his shoulders, and he had just woken up, giving people a wild charm, Wei Xiaobao smiled at the corner of his mouth, "You woke up." ”

"Shameless, you dare to take off my clothes and say what the hell did you do to me last night?"

Fang Yi stretched out his hand and hit him, Wei Xiaobao hurriedly grabbed Fang Yi's arm, "Why are you like this, Lao Tzu saved you yesterday, what I did to you, don't you know yourself?" Unexpectedly, you will take revenge and murder the life-saving benefactor, do you still have a conscience? How could I be so unlucky, I knew that you would be raped. ”

"You are shameless, you deliberately bully people."

Fang Yi's face was full of pear blossoms, and she choked up and cried again, she actually hit herself just now, Wei Xiaobao would not put a hot face on someone else's cold buttocks, and took the initiative to apologize, her stomach growled, Wei Xiaobao looked at Fang Yi, who didn't know when she would stop crying, and said with a smile, "If you want to cry, I won't stop you, if you're hungry, it's not too late to cry when you're full." ”

A woman's trick is to cry, make trouble and hang herself, seeing that Wei Xiaobao didn't eat this set, Fang Yi didn't have the heart to cry anymore, reached out and took out a handkerchief, wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and glared at Wei Xiaobao angrily, Wei Xiaobao saw that she didn't cry anymore, knowing that she was also hungry, Wei Xiaobao said, "You are very injured, don't move for the time being, I'll go out to get some food, don't move, this is the palace, out of the house, I was caught, I can't save you." ”

After getting dressed, Wei Xiaobao swaggered to the imperial dining room, he used to be sneaky, even every once in a while, after the addiction of the gentleman on the beam, to relieve his cravings, this is different, Wei Xiaobao is now the chief eunuch of the imperial dining room appointed by the emperor, that is, he is specially responsible for the emperor's food and drink, although the power is not big, but this errand is a beautiful difference that many people dare not dream of.

Came to the imperial dining room and walked to the door, Wei Xiaobao coughed softly on purpose, and the eunuchs and cooks who were cooking and cutting vegetables inside looked back and saw Wei Xiaobao coming, and greeted Wei Xiaobao one after another.

Wei Xiaobao didn't speak, his eyes stared at everyone's every move, and his heart was already happy, and after a circle, Wei Xiaobao had tens of thousands of taels of silver in his arms, and these imperial chefs paid a lot of money, plus miscellaneous inputs, who didn't have a thousand taels of silver in their pockets.

As the saying goes, once the son of heaven and a courtier, the head of the imperial dining room is changed, and if you can't get the jobs of these cooks, you won't be able to keep them, so these people are trying their best to please Wei Xiaobao, and some even took out all the private money and stuffed all the silver in the small treasury to Wei Xiaobao, after all, there is this errand, and the money you will earn in the future will be indispensable, if you lose this job, then there will be nothing.

Wei Xiaobao saw that everyone was quite 'sensible', doing things in a 'well-behaved' manner, and there was no hard stubble, so he nodded and smiled, "Very good, everyone knows that I will be responsible for the imperial dining room in the future, and everyone should not be angry, what should I do next, don't have any worries, as long as everyone helps the emperor do things well, take out their own skills, and honor the emperor well, I guarantee that everyone will have no worries about food and clothing, eat and drink spicy, and reward money and silver will not be less, but ugly words are said in the head, if anyone has unclean hands and feet, and his mouth is unfavorable, he has said things that should not be said, If you do something you shouldn't do, don't blame me for not reminding everyone. (To be continued.) )