Chapter 206: Dao Tong Li Kui
Wu Yong shook the golden bell and sang: "Gan Luofa is early, and Peng Zuyan has an uneven life. Fan Dan is poor and rich, and the eight characters are born at different times. This is the time, the luck, and the fate. Know life and death, know cause and effect. If you want to ask about the future, give a tael of silver first. ”
After Wu Yong finished singing, he smiled and said, "How? Like a fortune teller? ”
Gongsun Sheng said with a smile: "Poor Daoists think they are Taoist friends, but these two hexagrams are not cheap." ”
Wu Yong couldn't see the flaws in Gongsun Sheng, a Taoist who often walks the rivers and lakes, so he also put his mind at ease and said with a smile: "I just want to attract Lu Junyi, if I want less, the people in the city will come to ask for hexagrams, and Tie Niu Dao Tong must not have a seizure." ”
Chao Yong also came to see off the two, looked at Li Kui and said with a smile: "Tie Niu must listen to the orders of the military advisor on this trip, otherwise we will cause trouble, and we will not be able to save you." ”
Li Kui took out a copper coin from his pocket and said with a smile: "Brother Yong, don't worry, I will hold it in my mouth after I go down the mountain, and I won't speak again." I bought some good wine at the Daimyo's Mansion and came back to invite my brothers to eat and drink. ”
Chao Gai instructed Wu to look at Li Kui with a good life.
Wu Yong and Li Kui said goodbye to everyone and went down the mountain at the moment and came towards the Beijing Daimyo's Mansion.
The two stayed overnight all the way, Wu Yong originally thought that if he didn't let Li Kui speak, he would be able to cause less trouble, but he didn't expect that Li Kui would not speak, and he could also make him angry all the way.
That night, the two of them rested in an inn.
After a day of walking, both of them were tired, so they asked the second generation to cook for the fire.
Li Kui waited for a while, and then went out with two "squeaks".
Wu Yong originally thought that Li Kui was going to relieve his hands, but after a while, the shopkeeper came to find him, and there was still a trace of blood on the corner of his mouth, and said: "Your dumb boy is also strange, the kitchen just now, the villain who beat him with a punch vomited blood." ”
Seeing this, Wu Yong hurriedly took out an ingot of silver. handed it to Xiao Erdao: "My dumb boy was born a little stupid, and I don't know what kind of illness he has committed." This money was given to the second brother to see the doctor, and the second brother was asked to take care of it. ”
"I don't care about today's affairs, but you still have to take care of your dumb children more, otherwise I won't let you go like this when I hurt others."
Xiao Er saw that this ingot of silver was five taels, so he couldn't help but be obsessed with money, accepted the silver, and said a few words to Li Kui. Then he turned and walked away.
Wu Yong waited in the house for a while, and saw that Li Kui had not returned.
was about to go out to find Li Kui, but when he saw Li Kui coming in with food, he couldn't help but scold: "What kind of character do you have, how do you vomit blood from the shopkeeper?" ”
Li Kui put down the food, spit out the copper coins in his mouth, and said: "That guy is not diligent, and when I went to the back kitchen, there was no fire yet." I punched the guy casually. I didn't expect that guy to fight, but he vomited blood and ran away with a light punch, causing me to make a fire and cook by myself. That guy came here to complain, when I came back and ran into him. Give him another punch and see if he can sue or not. ”
When Wu Yong heard this, he couldn't help but scold: "You guy, don't let you speak." But you're still messing around. Your brute strength, who ordinary people can resist your punch. If I hadn't used the silver to accompany the little two to leave, he would have taken you to see the official. ”
Li Kui heard this. couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, and said: "When he dared to pull me to see the official, he punched him to death again." ”
Wu Yong said helplessly: "We are going to the Beijing Daimyo Mansion to earn Lu Junyi, you are causing trouble all the way, I am afraid that before we arrive at the Daimyo Mansion, the official mansion will be plastered with our sea fishing documents." If you are like this, let's go back to the mountain, and I'll go to the Daimyo's Mansion with another person. ”
When Li Kui heard this, he immediately said with a hippie smile: "Don't, military advisor, I still have to go to the Daimyo Mansion to buy wine and go back to invite the brothers to eat, if I go back like this, won't I eat everyone's jokes." In the future, I won't play the second child. ”
Wu Yong shook his head and said: "Then I'll make another rule: without my command, you and no one are allowed to do it, if you follow, we will continue to go to the Daimyo's Mansion, otherwise we will go back to the mountain." ”
"Dependent, dependent. Whatever the military advisor says, okay, I'm hungry, I'll talk about it after eating. ”
Li Kui had been gone for a day, and he was already hungry and panicked, so he went to the back kitchen to see how Xiao Er was cooking, but he didn't expect Xiao Er to have no fire yet, so he punched Xiao Er angrily.
After accepting Wu Yong, he couldn't help being hungry anymore, and went over to pick up the meal and eat it violently.
Wu Yong saw that Li Kui was full of promises, so he also gave up.
At dawn the next day, the two repaid the house money and continued to come to the Beijing Daimyo's Mansion.
Wu Yong originally thought that Li Kui didn't speak or move, and he should be able to stop making trouble, but when he passed by a village, something happened again.
Wu Yong also hated Shi Wengong very much, so naturally he wished to invite Lu Junyi earlier to avenge him. Therefore, only take the shortcut road all the way, and you must not pass through the village.
On this day, when the two were about to cross a village, they encountered a group of children playing in the village.
When the children saw two strangers entering the village, they ran up curiously to watch.
An older child saw that Li Kui was black and ugly, with yellow hair and two pigtails, and couldn't help but exclaim: "Ugly Taoist." ”
When the rest of the children heard this, they immediately followed suit.
"Ugly Boy"
"Ugly Boy"
Li Kui was still enduring his temperament at the beginning, but after being called for a while, he also felt upset, and couldn't help but bend down and shouted "woo" at a child who chased after him and called.
The child suddenly saw Li Kui screaming at himself viciously, and couldn't help but sit on the ground in fright, as if he had lost his soul, and froze.
When the children in the same village saw that their companions were stupid, they couldn't help but scatter in fright and went to sue their parents.
Wu Yong saw that the situation was not good, glared at Li Kui, and said, "Hurry up." ”
Helplessly, some people in the village had already seen the children chasing the two and playing, and when they saw Li Kui scared a child and wanted to run, they immediately came out to stop the two.
Seeing this, Li Kui was about to fight with his fist, and suddenly remembered the rules with Wu Yong, so he turned his head and asked Wu Yong's opinion with a "woo".
Wu Yong saw that many villagers had come around, and knew that if Li Kui was allowed to make a move, he was afraid that if one of them was not good, he would cause death, and then the people in the village would inevitably report to the official, so they could only flee back to Liangshan, so he hurriedly said: "You guys are causing trouble again, and you won't retreat." ”
When Li Kui heard this, he glared at the few people who were blocking the way, and retreated behind Wu Yong.
Wu hugged his fists and said: "My child is a little ugly, I wanted to play with that child, but I didn't want to scare him." It's really not intentional, and I ask for your forgiveness. ”
The people were still a little afraid of the ugly Li Kui before, but when they saw that Wu was soft, they immediately ignored the two and taught them a lesson.
The child was just frightened by Li Kui, and was a little stunned, and when his parents came, he cried out with a "wow".
Wu Yong spent some more money on the child's parents, and then got out of the village.
Wu Yongshao had to set a rule with Li Kui again, and he was not allowed to make a grimace and be scary. (To be continued.) )
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