501. Don't touch them, come to me! 【1/2】
Jiangdong, Xiakou, military camp, Zhou Yu camp tent.
At this time, the iceberg beauty and Zhuge Liang were sitting together, and there was a small desk between the two, on which were placed two cups, a pot of Du Kang wine, and a few side dishes.
Both of them had the intention of pestering each other, so they were not in a hurry to finish the wine, and they chatted from dawn until dark, and Du Kang had already drunk a few pots of wine, and the side dishes were cold and hot, hot and cold. Both of them are scholars of learning, from astronomy and geography to human feelings, and then to the general trend of the world, they really talked about the darkness and the moon.
Until it was completely dark, the lights were on, and lanterns were lit everywhere in the barracks. A maid walked in and added a jug of wine to the two of them, but nodded slightly at the iceberg beauty as she left.
The iceberg beauty felt a pang in her heart, and the little action of this maid actually told her: It has begun over there.
The mood of the iceberg beauty suddenly became nervous, success or failure in this move, I really hope that Zhang Zhao will not make any baskets.
At this moment, Zhuge Liang laughed and said to the iceberg beauty: "The passion scene of the Titanic has started!" ”
"Oh?" The iceberg beauty was shocked, but her expression did not move: "You are drinking here, how do you know that filming is starting over there?" ”
Zhuge Liang shrugged his shoulders and said, "Don't pretend, the maid nodded to you before going out, are you a fool to me?" ”
The iceberg beauty said expressionlessly: "She nodded to me because she wanted to tell me that the 10,000 stone military rations I prepared had arrived." ”
"Hahaha!" Zhuge Liang laughed exaggeratedly: "You have the ability to talk nonsense with your eyes open, you are quite powerful, with your face that is never expressionless, this nonsense is something that ordinary people dare not believe." ”
The iceberg beauty does not speak.
Zhuge Liang smiled and patted lightly on the desk in front of him, pointed to the wine glass and said, "I mixed the wine glass last time!" This time...... Believe it or not, I wrapped up your infatuation notes again this time, and Zhang Zhao is going to be unlucky. ”
Silk, the iceberg beauty gasped, and when she heard the words "last time", the iceberg beauty was furious and was about to turn her face, but then she heard "this time...... Fascinated with the fragrance of the words, he suddenly lost his voice and said: "You know again?" ”
However, the iceberg beauty lost her voice and said it was only a matter of a moment, she quickly regained her caution, and said coldly: "Maybe you know something, but I don't believe that you can adjust the fan fragrance, I told Zhang Zhao a thousand times about this time, it is impossible for the fan fragrance to be dropped by you, you are here to say these words to me, it must be because you got the news too late, and now you can't save Sun Yu, so you have to use the words to squeeze me." ”
"Hah!" Zhuge Liang chuckled and said: "You are really right, Zhang Zhao squeezed the charm incense tightly, I really can't adjust the bag, but ......"
Zhuge Liang laughed evilly: "Who said that you have to adjust that thing to make a whole person?" I transferred Zhang Zhao's fire fold! ”
Silk, the iceberg beauty gasped.
With her resourcefulness, she figured out what would happen in an instant. There was a rare expression of panic on her cold face, and her graceful body trembled for a moment like a dead leaf trembling in the autumn wind.
"Bump!"
The iceberg beauty slapped the desk in front of her, jumped up suddenly, and said urgently: "You...... Hello poison...... Are you going to send all the women in my Jiangdong to Sun Yu's bed? ”
Zhuge Liang shrugged his shoulders: "I didn't pour aphrodisiacs, nor did I light incense, if Zhang Zhao didn't use that fire fold, he would be fine." If she uses that fire fold, it means that she wants to harm others, then don't resent being harmed. ”
The iceberg beauty's face was pale, and she couldn't argue. It is indeed because she tried her best to rectify Sun Yu that she caused the current situation, and she didn't know how to turn her tongue with Zhuge Liang.
The iceberg beauties ran to the "Titanic" with their legs: I have to save them...... Looking at her staggering and disappearing back, Zhuge Liang shrugged his shoulders and grinned: "You have been tricked again, although the dishes on the plate are all vegetables, red and blue, I also want it, but what I want most is you, the twin gods of water and fire, hahaha, are you going to save people or to throw yourself into the net?" ”——
After Sun Yu and Sun Shangxiang finished filming the "passionate" hug scene, Sun Shangxiang wanted to shoot the "kiss scene" again, but Sun Yu's face was only three inches in front of her face, and when she felt Sun Yu's snort, Sun Shangxiang blushed and fainted with excitement.
Tsk, poor little girl, only sixteen years old with a little flower, she doesn't know how to get along with men at all, Sun Yu woke her up with pity, and sent her off the boat with a smile.
On this trip to Jiangdong, Sun Yu can touch any woman, but the only one who can't touch it is Sun Shangxiang, otherwise he will leave an excuse for Jiangdong, and it will be too troublesome to negotiate in the future.
When Sun Yu returned to the ship, the entire Titanic was already quiet, and there was no one awake except Sun Yu.
He walked to the cabin, pushed open the window, and saw the girls who fell to the ground in the small corridor behind the window, all of whom were fascinated by Zhang Zhao's "fire break" and fell to the ground.
Zhang Zhao fell in front, followed by Huang Gai, Zu Mao, Cheng Pu, Zhou Tai, and Gu Yong...... Seven horizontal and eight vertical, each with its own shape.
Among them is not a fascination incense, just a very simple incense, Zhuge Liang did not buy the high-grade medicine made by Yu Ji Lao Immortal in a hurry, so he had to use a low-grade incense to fill the number, in fact, Sun Yu would not agree to Zhuge Liang to buy the incense to harm the girls, his increasingly weak sense of justice still maintains the last reserve.
If he has degenerated enough to use aphrodisiacs and incense to deal with his sister, then even his surname will be wiped out. Someone else buys an aphrodisiac, that's someone else's business, we can't buy it ourselves.
Looking at the girls who were lying upside down, Sun Yu hesitated in his heart, what should I do? Kill is definitely reluctant, while they are asleep directly transported back to Gongsun's house in a boat, I am afraid that I will not be able to collect their hearts, not to mention that I may not be able to kill Gongsun's house in this boat, maybe Zhou Yu will lead the navy to catch up, I am not the opponent of the "water god" in the fight in Jiangxin, I can't take all of them what to do, there are dozens of girls here, I don't have the heart and the strength.
But these guys want to fix me in the end, and I don't rectify them, and I'm very unhappy.
Sun Yu thought about it carefully, and suddenly had a plan, got! This group of women in Jiangdong are stupid, very innocent and easy to fool, I will fool you and let you go back and tangle it.
Sun Yu picked up Zhang Zhao, who had fallen at the front, and "brushed" three times and divided five by two, tearing Zhang Zhao's gorgeous clothes one by one, revealing his bare skin everywhere.
I have to say that Zhang Zhao is a very beautiful girl, with white skin, a small and cute face, and a very cute eyebrows, and now she is in a coma, her whole body is soft, and she looks pitiful, the only problem is that her surname is too awkward...... I'll make you a little more awkward, Sun Yu pricked his finger with a needle, just like the hospital in later generations did a routine blood test, and made a little bit of blood, and smeared this blood on Zhang Zhao's dirty pants, and also wiped a little on the inner thigh...... Hey, dress you up like this, and when you wake up, you'll think I've done something to you, and you'll cry to death. But after you cry, find an old woman to check, and you will know that I didn't take you anything, and found out that it was just a false alarm. Haha, I can entangle you to death at that time, and this is the punishment you deserve for hurting me.
Zhang Zhao's skin was as smooth as satin, Sun Yu was almost distracted, but fortunately, he had good concentration and forced down **. You Zhang Zhao wanted to hurt me, I didn't hurt you, I just tore your clothes and touched your thighs, it's nothing, right?
Sun Yu explained a few words to himself, then picked up Huang Gai and Zu Mao, and made them in the same way.
The reason why Huang Gai and Zu Mao were chosen was because these two girls were relatively close to Sun Yu, and when they woke up, they found themselves like this, although they would be entangled, but they would not commit suicide or anything.
Sun Yu was really afraid that he would wake up after he got an unfamiliar girl like this, thinking that he would hang himself if he lost his virginity, so he didn't dare to play too much.
Sun Yu had just dressed up the three of them when he heard a rush of hurried footsteps, and then the door of the cabin was kicked open, and the iceberg beauty jumped into the cabin violently.
The two took a look, and the iceberg beauty did not greet Sun Yu, her eyes looked directly at the Jiangdong girls on the ground, and when she saw Zhang Zhao, Huang Gai, and Zu Mao in the front, their clothes were broken, and there were blood marks on the inner thighs, she couldn't help but cry out sadly, and suddenly pounced in front of Sun Yu, and opened her hands to make a hen in the eagle catching chicken game to block Sun Yu.
"You...... You did this to them! The iceberg beauty's body trembled violently, and a rare sad expression appeared on her cold face: "Indecent!" Shameless! ”
"Tsk, why am I shameless again?" Sun Yu wants to rectify the person, of course, it is impossible to say that he is just a fake, he snorted coldly and said: "You want to harm me, pour me aphrodisiac, smell the fragrance of love or something, and you are not allowed to fight back?" Should I just be caught? ”
Sun Yu glanced at the iceberg beauty coldly, and said with a smile: "Flash aside, I only have three, and there are dozens more waiting for me to enjoy." ”
"I don't allow you to ...... them like this" The iceberg beauty was tough in her mouth, and thought miserably in her heart: They are all my good sisters, when I didn't unlock it, there was no place for me in my hometown Lujiang County, but the female generals in Jiangdong accepted me, although they were strange and unreliable, but they were good to me...... This time they fell into the hands of Sun Yu, it was also caused by my inconsiderate planning, and it was all my fault.
"You're not allowed?" Sun Yu smiled: "Why are you not allowed?" I saw through the conspiracy behind your back, do you still have the face to reason with me? Now if the matter here is made public to the world, your Jiangdong's face will be lost, and you actually give aphrodisiacs to the envoys of another country, and make the obsessive means of incense, what will the heroes of the world think of you Jiangdong? ”
Sun Yu waved his hand and said, "Go aside, I'm not done yet, pick up a few more beautiful girls to vent your anger!" "Actually, Sun Yu didn't have this plan, he was already simply disgusting. Didn't Zhuge Liang say it? To deal with this arrogant, cold fairy, you have to disgust her, keep disgusting her, disgust her so much that she falls into the clouds, and she becomes mortal.
The iceberg beauty has really fallen into the clouds!
It only took a moment for the iceberg beauty to make a decision, and she said word by word in a cold voice: "I'll leave it to you...... Don't touch them, ooxx me! ”
(To be continued)