Chapter 7: Wrestling or Hooliganism?
[Chapter Word Count:2606 Last Updated:2015-02-2803:51:10.0]
"Master Shihua, we ......"
"It's none of your business, continue to stand guard at the door." Sitting on the chair, after letting the two dogs and the three-eyed cat, who didn't know what to do, go out, he said to Wang Shirong, who was facing this Cuiyun with two guns: "Shirong, you and Uncle Jiang go out first." ”
"But?"
"It's okay, you go outside and wait for a while."
Wang Shirong put away the gun at this time, and when he passed by Xiaomei, who also didn't know how to be good, he deliberately said: "Girl, your young lady wants to talk to your aunt in bed about private conversations, are you so impatient to serve?" ”
The dowry maid is mostly the life of the concubine.
Xiaomei blushed, stomped her feet and shouted, "Miss, me? ”
"You go out too."
When there were only two of them left in the room, Wang Shihua got up and walked to Zhang Cuiyun's side, and said with a smile: "Put the gun down and be careful of misfire." ”
Zhang Cuiyun didn't react.
"I told you to put your gun down!"
"Humph!"
"I haven't been a guest yet, so I'm so disobedient, and I'll have it in the future. If you don't let it go, I will really offer you like a bodhisattva in the future. ”
I don't know if that sentence is to the point, Zhang Cuiyunqiao's face was slightly red, and the anger in her eyes was gone, but she still pretended to be angry, deliberately slapped the box cannon on the table, and looked at Wang Shihua without speaking.
Wang Shihua smiled and said, "Let's talk about it first, why did I play with you?" ”
As soon as she heard this, Zhang Cuiyun stood up angrily, pointed at Wang Shihua's nose and shouted, "Do you dare to say it?" The competition to choose relatives can not be said to be a birthday. But it's good for you, as soon as people ask, you obediently tell him the eight characters of your birthday. You said in the ring that you wanted to offer me like a bodhisattva, and now you are doing this, do you dare to say that you don't want to play with me? ”
In the face of this arrogant and unreasonable back-hitting, Wang Shihua almost lost his soul and died by himself. His finger almost touched the tip of Zhang Cuiyun's nose, and he roared angrily: "Your father asked me, how dare I fucking not answer?" ”
Everyone's temperament is hot, and Zhang Cuiyun is not to be outdone: "You have pig in your brain?" When people ask, you answer, if they want you to die, do you have to find a tree to hang yourself immediately? ”
Wang Shihua felt that his head was full of fire, and slapped Zhang Cuiyun's hand away, he really wanted to roar, but before he thought about it, Zhang Cuiyun punched him: "You dare to do it with me, do you really think I can't beat you?" ”
"Do it, don't talk about me bullying you?"
……
The people outside the door wanted to eavesdrop, but they didn't expect the two to quarrel so loudly. Hearing a crackling sound in the room, several people looked at each other, wondering, how could they do it? Especially Wang Shirong, he actually sighed: "Fortunately, I got married early!" ”
"Boom!"
"Whoa......
"When ......"
Suddenly, there was a cracking sound inside, followed by the sound of objects falling to the ground, and then the sound of something rolling.
Originally, the two families were very confident in the martial arts of their young master and young lady, and they still thought in their hearts: It is good to take this opportunity to teach each other a lesson, so as not to suffer losses in the future. But when they heard the sudden noise inside, everyone was anxious again.
"It's not good, it's a loss, go and help." Wang Shirong screamed and slammed on the door.
"Oops! It's a big fuss, hurry up and persuade the fight. At the same time as Wang Shirong's bastard words, there was also Xiaomei's kind reminder.
Poor Uncle Jiang, thinking that this is a private matter of the young lady and the young master, it is not good for everyone to go in. instinctively stretched out his hand to block it, but as a result, he was pushed to the ground by the two of them, and the door opened.
When everyone looked up, they were stunned and immediately stunned.
saw Wang Shihua's body leaning forward, grabbing Zhang Cuiyun's arms like a bear; Zhang Cuiyun pressed his left hand on Wang Shihua's chest, held Wang Shihua's jaw with his right hand, and leaned forward. Wang Shirong's clothes were half lifted, the waistband of his trousers was removed, Zhang Cuiyun's long hair was scattered, his clothes were untidy, and an embroidered shoe fell to the side. The posture of the two, no matter how you look at it, is more hooliganism than wrestling. But he couldn't wait as if he was newlywed...... The room was a mess, and a wooden washbasin was rumbling on the floor.
The door was suddenly opened, causing the two of them to subconsciously stop and turn their heads to look at each other. and Wang Shirong looked at each other, and the two of them separated as if they were electrocuted. The picture that was just like a freeze-frame suddenly came to life.
Wang Shihua looked at Zhang Cuiyun who was sorting out his clothes in a panic in embarrassment, and then became angry, lowered his head and searched, and rushed to the side of the bed - Zhang Cuiyun's box cannon was erected upside down at the foot of the bed.
"Run! He's going to kill people. ”
Everyone brushed the floor and disappeared, and Uncle Jiang's movements were the most agile.
"Don't run, Lao Tzu wants to chop you alive one by one." Wang Shihua chased to the door, but saw that the five people were gone, and yelled angrily.
He slammed the door shut, and this time, he deliberately locked the deadbolt.
was originally angry, but now there is a strange embarrassment in being stirred up by this.
After snatching it away, picking up the belt of his trousers and tying it up, he found two chairs, handed them to Zhang Cuiyun, who had already sorted out his clothes, picked up the headband, and said with a smile while wrapping it: "I was so angry just now that I did it with you, don't take it to heart!" ”
I didn't suffer again! Zhang Cuiyun wanted to be sarcastic, but thinking that Wang Shihua was his future man after all, he apologized to himself first at this time, lowered his head, and his heart softened with joy.
walked over generously, and naturally said while helping Wang Shihua wrap his headkerchief: "It's also to blame me for being too anxious, I thought you were gone after hearing this, so I didn't ask much and think about it...... You're a man, I shouldn't have done anything with you. ”
"After all, our affairs are also related to the interests of our two families, it can't be said that it will be gone, I think you understand the reason." Looking up and seeing Zhang Cuiyun's face slightly red and nodded, Wang Shihua smiled: "Let's talk about it again, if I really want to play with you, how can I fight, and how can I discuss a way here?" In the future, you can't be so impulsive. ”
"Yes!" After wrapping Wang Shihua's headband, Zhang Cuiyun sat down and smiled happily: "In the future, I will just listen to you." ”
After speaking, he frowned and asked, "Then have you come up with a solution?" ”
Wang Shihua opened his mouth to say, but he thought of something, nodded with a smile: "There is only one way." ”
"What's the solution?"
"Shall we elope?"
Zhang Cuiyun looked at Wang Shihua in amazement, and after coming back to his senses, he lowered his head and thought about it, and then Zhengse nodded his head and said, "With our ability, we can live anywhere." I don't want to be too far away from my grandma, though. ”
"We can take over the mountains and be kings, rob the rich and give to the poor." Wang Shihua was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile. Actually, he also wanted to say: When we cook raw rice and come back with the child, Daddy and Mom will look at the grandson's face, and if they don't agree, they have to agree. But think about it, such an idea is a joke, so shut up.
Who knows, Zhang Cuiyun's eyes lit up, stood up and said, "If you want it, I'll take Xiaomei to grab more guns in the house, and you can take someone to answer outside." ”
After finishing speaking, he left, but he didn't hear the sound, and when he looked back, he saw Wang Shihua looking over with a smile, and suddenly came to his senses.
"You're playing with me again." punched it, but it landed on Wang Shihua, but it was fluttering, with an angry face, looking charming and cute.
Wang Shihua grabbed her hand, she retracted twice without retracting, and she didn't struggle. Obediently sat down, looked at Wang Shihua and asked, "Have you really thought of a way?" ”
"Yes!" Talking about business, Wang Shihua took Uncle Jiang's ideas as his own.
Zhang Cuiyun's face was red and her ears were red - Wang Shihua touched her hand with a straight face. In the end, he suddenly pulled out his hand and put it directly behind his back, and saw that Wang Shihua did not continue to play hooligan, so he said: "My uncle Gongtian Tianshi can do this, and he will treat my seventh mother at home." ”
"Can he help?"
"His cultivation is much higher than that of the Iron Life Immortal, but he rarely tells fortunes to people." Speaking of this, Zhang Cuiyun glanced at Wang Shihua with some embarrassment, and continued: "He is very upright and never sells face, so I'm afraid I can't move him." I...... I begged him when I came, but he ...... He ......"
"What's wrong with him?"
"He actually replied to me, 'Fuck off, don't bother me'. I'm so angry that I ...... when I see you."
Wang Shihua thought for a while and asked, "He is so upright, so what does he do to the people?" ”
"He is a Taoist priest, and most of the money he gets from fortune-telling and medical treatment is distributed to the people. He is very good to the people and is very loved by the people, and everyone calls him the Heavenly Master. ”
"Great! I am afraid that he does not love the people. ”
Looking at Wang Shihua clapping his hands and laughing, full of confidence, Zhang Cuiyun looked puzzled......