593, it's not a festival inspection, it's a door [2/2]

—— The light of the knife rose and pierced through the vast white mist, and Yan Yanhua's white hair looked a little weirdly beautiful on the fog. How can a woman grow hair like this? It's incredible.

At this time, Gongsun also rushed out of the army and rushed up against Yan Yan, and everyone took a closer look, it turned out to be Kou Feng's sister. A crimson glow lit up from her, and the two big words "gun general" forced the fog back a little.

Yan Yan snorted, and a dazzling blue light quickly lit up on her body, and this blue light quickly turned dark blue, and the two big characters "Sword General" flew up in the air. Yan Yan swept Kou Feng away a few feet away with a knife in his hand, and the person followed the knife and continued to rush straight towards Tian Feng.

"Huh? Dark blue sword? Tian Feng couldn't help but think curiously: If she practiced martial arts for a few more years and upgraded to pale gold, would she become the "Sword King"? I haven't seen a certain general who has never seen pale gold, and as soon as he arrives pale gold, he will become a king.

How could the commander of the three armies be close to the enemy at will, Kou Feng just retreated, Shamoke greeted him, the pale golden "fierce" flashed, she doubled her hands with a bow, opened the bow with her mouth, and two arrows carrying golden light immediately flew towards Yan Yan at the same time.

This strange double bow shooting method obviously surprised Yan Yan, and after hurriedly knocking off the two arrows, Yan Yan stopped rushing forward, his face full of surprise, as if he had seen something strange. She stared at Shamoko and said, "You...... How can this be? ”

Everyone was amused, although it was a bit unusual to shoot with two bows at the same time, you don't need to make such a fuss, right, people are barbarians, isn't it normal to have some strange moves?

However, Yan Yan was surprised not by the fact that the two bows were shot together, but another problem caused by this incident, and she said very seriously and seriously: "Archery, a waste of arrows, should have been seriously controlled, but I didn't expect you, a barbarian girl, to shoot two arrows at a time, you are a great waste of strategic resources, and a military general like you is simply a shame and scum among military generals!" The mountains of gold and silver are not enough for you to shoot and play. You see, you just shot me two arrows, and I knocked them off, and now the arrows don't know where they flew, which is a waste. ”

She sighed solemnly and said, "Little sister, listen to my sister's advice, don't shoot arrows in the future, and it is much more economical to use a bow to draw people directly than archery." ”

Shamoko: "......"

Everyone: "......"

Shamoko couldn't stand her broken thoughts, and reached out to copy her thistle bones in his hand. (Again, the thistle bone is a barbed hammer with a hammer head in front of it and many spikes on it, and those who have never seen it can interpret it as an iron hedgehog with an iron hedgehog pierced on the top of the head of a club.) Seeing the iron thistle bones, Yan Yan was taken aback again, and then said angrily: "Wuxi barbarian girl, you are really a waste, look at your weapon, how much iron does it take to make it, if you burn your iron thistle bones and use it to make the tip of a long spear, at least dozens of spears can be made." I, a man who wields a knife, often sigh at the waste of iron with my sword, but I am a knife general, so I can only use a knife, and I can't change to an iron-saving gun. I didn't expect your weapon to be more exaggerated than my knife, I can't be like you! ”

She thought in pieces: "You must know how difficult it is for our lord to maintain the logistics of a country's army? Iron must be used everywhere, as the saying goes, good iron should be used on the blade, which means that iron is at most used to make knives, and you can't make more exaggerated things, haven't you heard that good iron should be used on the iron thistle bones, right? ”

Shamoko: "......"

Everyone: "......"

"I am saddened by an army like yours!" Yan Yan put away his knife and retreated, and said loudly: "I decided not to fight with you, you waste an army like this, it has its own heavenly punishment, and it doesn't need my opponent, so as not to waste my strength." ”

Shamoko: "......"

Everyone: "......"

Yan Yan was talking nonsense as he retreated into the mist.

Tian Feng laughed bitterly a few times, and suddenly said depressedly: "General Yan, I suddenly thought of something...... I don't know if to talk about it or not. ”

"Speak!"

Tian Feng spread his hands and said, "You suddenly stopped fighting with us, are you afraid that you won't be able to defeat General Sha, and her iron thistle bones will break your long knife?" ”

Yan Yan: "......"

After a long while, Yan Yan sighed and said, "Tian Feng, who is so powerful, deserves to be the number one scholar in Hebei, my mind was actually seen through by you." I am dark blue, this Wuxi barbarian general is pale gold, I will definitely not be able to fight, and her thistle terrestris bone has the effect of locking the enemy's weapon, in case my long knife is accidentally locked by her, and then twisted it hard...... Am I not at a loss? ”

Yan Yan stroked his long knife and said pityingly: "I used a lot of iron to create such a knife, and I plan to use it for the rest of my life, and I will continue to use it for my daughter in the future, so as not to waste these fine irons." How can it be wasted in such a place? Festival inspection, must be festival inspection! ”

Fluttering, all kinds of vomiting blood sounds in the Gongsun army one after another, everyone couldn't help it anymore, several sergeants took out a piece of bacon from their bags, handed it to Tian Feng, and said loudly: "Please use this piece of bacon to fan her face, we really can't stand it." ”

Tian Feng also had a mouthful of blood in her throat and almost spit it out, and she said depressedly: "You...... How did you get such a slamming woman to get a man willing to marry you? You're going to run away, right? It turned out that Tian Feng also noticed the woman's bun that Yan Yan pulled up, and at this time, seeing her slamming the door to this point, I really couldn't stand it, I don't know which man can actually put up with a woman like her.

Yan Yan listened to Tian Feng's words, and suddenly exclaimed: "Wow, the number one scholar in Hebei is worthy of his name, and even this kind of thing can be known at a glance?" My man really didn't want to talk to me, and a few years ago he left a sentence that 'too hard to pick the door,' and he ran away! I haven't found him yet. ”

Everyone: "......"

Yan Yan said to herself: "My mother told me before she died that it costs a lot of money for a woman to get a door-to-door son-in-law, which is too wasteful. In order to save money, I bought a child son-in-law since I was a child, and I originally planned to let him join my family directly after I raised him, but later...... Ahem, it's probably because the family is too provincial, and he often can't eat enough. At the wedding banquet on the day of marriage, in order to save some money, I picked up some wild vegetables and came back to set a table...... My little son-in-law took one look at the wedding table, and suddenly he burst into tears, shouting 'too the door' and ran out of the door, I thought he would come back to the cave in the evening, but he never came back! ”

Everyone: "......"

Everyone's hearts are cold, this ...... This family surnamed Yan is too picky! Tian Feng had seen Hua Tuo, the royal sister of the wealth fan, but Hua Tuo was only a money fan in making money, and he was still very generous when he spent money, and often gave money to the poor lavishly, and it was not too much to say that he was spending money.

But this Yan Yan, heavens! Wild vegetables are placed at wedding banquets? Do you want to be a human being? It's strange that your child's son-in-law doesn't run away, and the ghost is willing to join the family of someone like you.

More than 20,000 people in the Gongsun Army were wiping cold sweats, frightened by the terrifying degree of slamming the door, so they quietly watched Yan Yan slowly retreat into the mist, and Yan Yan's voice sounded in the white mist: "Let's go, go back to the city, let's not ambush." ”

There was a voice of a partial general who seemed to be protesting loudly: "General Yan, how can we remove the ambush?" At this time, the arrows were fired first, and then rushed out, and the Gongsun army would be severely damaged. ”

"Don't you need money to shoot arrows? What to do if someone dies in a swarm? Don't you want money to appease your family? Yan Yan angrily taught the partial general in the fog: "If you can save something, save it, what you save is the lord's." ”

The partial general said with a crying voice: "General Yan, if the Gongsun army enters Chengdu, even Xichuan is not the lord's, and it can't be saved at this time!" ”

"Save at all times!" Yan Yan's voice gradually faded away: "Diligence and thrift are the virtues of our Han people, and they must be maintained forever, no matter when and where." ”

"General Yan...... Subordinate...... The subordinates can't stand it! The partial general screamed miserably, then stumbled out of the fog, knelt in front of Tian Feng with a puff, and said loudly: "I am Zhao Yun, a Brazilian, I really can't stand Yan Yan's slamming of the door, I am willing to surrender to Gongsun Jun." ”

Tian Feng looked down and saw that the girl who knelt in front of him was beautiful, but she was also a typical beauty in Sichuan, but it was a pity...... Dressed in tatters, the armor has worn holes, and it seems that he is living a miserable life.

Gongsun Jun and everyone were suddenly silent.

Looking at Zhao Wei's tattered armor, Tian Feng couldn't tell what emotions were in his heart, and couldn't help but sigh and said, "Come on, send a new armor to this General Zhao Wei, it should be prettier." ”

Soon, a new set of armor was sent to the front, a typical Gongsun Army attire, bright silver armor, bright silver helmet, Zhao Wei looked at the beautiful silver armor, his eyes suddenly rolled into tears, and he hugged the silver armor and cried: "It's still Gongsun Jun, I've been following that dead door for five years, and I haven't even issued a beautiful armor in the army......"

Shamoke handed over a bow and a bag of arrows, stuffed them into Zhao Wei's hand, and said with a grin: "General Zhao, these arrows are for you to shoot for fun, don't be saved!" ”

Zhao Wei's tears fell like a kite with a broken string: "The last general is so excited...... Gongsun can shoot arrows casually in the army...... I...... I am willing to die for Gongsun Jun! ”

At this time, two generals stumbled out of the fog, both of them were watery Sichuan girls, wearing tattered armor, these two knelt down beside Zhao Wei on the left and right, and cried: "We are Li Yi and Pang Le, and we are willing to join the Gongsun Army......

It turned out that the two of them were still hesitating just now, whether to betray Yan Yan, after hearing Zhao Wei's cry, the two of them no longer hesitated, and hurriedly ran out to surrender, still saying in their mouths: "That guy is too picky, he doesn't even give out a red envelope during the New Year's holidays...... One year, during the holidays, she finally sent a red envelope, and we were still happy, thinking that the sun was coming out of the west, but when we opened it, there was a piece of paper inside, which said, 'This red envelope is worth a penny, so that you don't have to buy red envelopes when you send red envelopes to the younger generations in your family during the New Year'......"

Gongsun Jun everyone: "......"

fainted to death, it's no wonder that your boy's child son-in-law doesn't run away!

(To be continued)