"I'm going to be a soldier!"

"I'm going to be a soldier too!"

"We're all going to be soldiers!"

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Seeing this group of girls chirping endlessly, Fang Hua was very depressed, helpless, and sad...... In other words, Wang Shihua's revenge is too obvious, which makes Fang Hua deeply understand what home advantage is.

Fang Hua's standard for recruiting soldiers can be said to be recruiting special forces: accurate marksmanship, strength like an ox, and strong martial arts...... Anyway, you have to be very skilled.

So, on the first day of recruitment, the first person to sign up was Tie Niu. didn't say anything, holding a hundred-and-ten-pound grinding disc in one hand, he ran to Wang Shihua who was hiding behind the crowd across the street, grinning and smirking before he could speak, he was slapped by Wang Shihua, and immediately remembered Wang Shihua's previous instructions, and hurriedly ran to the river, and a thunderous voice came: "I am too big to touch the fish at the bottom of the river, and I am about to use this grinding plate to sink to the bottom of the river to watch the fish swim." ”

Fang Hua's stunned eyes burst into flames. If Wang Shihua hadn't slipped away quickly, it is estimated that he would have thrown white gloves with Wang Shihua...... Afterwards, Fang Hua spent a lot of effort to find the grinding plate, which became the biggest joke on the first day of recruitment.

The next day, a beggar-like guy came to sign up, saying that he was the best marksman in the world. Encouraged by Fang Hua, he picked up the gun and fired three shots in a row, and after breaking the stick under the 'Recruitment Office' sign, as soon as the gun was thrown, he ran away, and the angry Fang Hua chased him for three miles with a water and fire stick, and only then did he remember afterwards, isn't this guy Yang Sanfeng?

Wang Shihua was prepared this time and hid directly on the second floor across the street to watch the play.

As a result, the next day's recruitment ended happily.

With these two times, Fang Hua understood that Wang Shihua was determined to retaliate and wanted to embarrass him.

So, on the third day, Fang Hua, who was ready, saw a batter pot ash, but even a woman with good skin would have to envy him to death - if it weren't for his bulging Adam's apple, Fang Hua would have thought he was a woman. However, Fang Hua also knew that he was Peng Shuihu.

In Fang Hua, it was like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, "Get out!" In the words, before Peng Shuihu could speak, he was deserted and fled, Fang Hua was victorious, but today's conscription work was also declared defeated.

What's even more annoying is that Fang Hua wanted to find Wang Shihua, but as a result, Wang Shihua always avoided him. Jiang Shoucheng, the big housekeeper who received him at the beginning, was so good to talk about it, so he sent the angry local Hua to Zhang Cuiyun, yes! attracted Zhang Cuiyun's interest, which is even more troublesome.

Today...... The conscience of heaven and earth, this time, was not deliberately arranged by Wang Shihua at all, because Wang Shihua originally arranged for the thief Lao Tang to go to Fang Hua's Browning today, but before Lao Tang arrived, a large group of women's troops had already surrounded Fang Hua and others, and they asked to be soldiers one after another.

Fang Hua didn't pay attention to them at all—how could he still deal with them? Among Wang Shihua's little wives, the third and future fourth personally led the team, and the participants were all unmarried young women. He dared to learn from Sun Bin and slaughtered these two beauties in order to rectify military discipline, Wang Shihua definitely dared to be the overlord and split his whole family into five horses.

Immediately, his eyes were like copper bells, and he looked around for Wang Shihua with keen eyes, but he didn't find it.

Seeing the pink beauties flying lively, and the people smiling happily, Fang Hua felt that his face was burning hot, and suddenly, a flash of inspiration appeared in his mind - there is!

"You want to be a soldier, right? Yes! I will fulfill you. ”

After that, he called a deacon and asked him to buy a pig.

Then, in full view of everyone, he took out a pig-killing knife and thrust it into the stake, and cried out, "If any of you dare to slaughter this pig, I will take her as a soldier." ”

Fang Hua didn't understand the tyranny of the local children, and thought that these beautiful girls were like those ladies in the big city, they howled when they saw blood, how could they dare to kill pigs?

But he never expected that Miss Xiaomei sneered, rolled up her sleeves, and beckoned a few powerful girls to put the pig down on the spot, and when the girls grabbed the pig firmly back, she stabbed it into the pig's left front leg with a pig-killing knife, just piercing the pig's heart...... This is better, at most it is an outlier, but Fang Hua never expected that not only were no one afraid of other girls, but they all helped with all their hands: looking for a basin to catch blood, looking for a shelf to prepare to hang pork, and going to the next house to boil water to prepare for repairing pig hair...... This is killing pigs, and it is completely preparing for the celebration. Fang Hua was dumbfounded, and immediately had a new understanding of the local girl's fierce energy. He didn't know that if he was on the battlefield, the local girl would dare to carry a knife and fight the enemy in close combat.

That is, the Wang family has been rich in recent years, so no one shouted on the spot to eat meat, if it was put in the past, then everyone should share the meat, and some children should keep their saliva and wait for a piece of the pie.

Such a beautiful and tough girl, whether on the battlefield or in peacetime, is a baby: usually, men and women are not tired of working together; In wartime, they are the best medical team and stretcher team, and when they are in a hurry, they can also be used as reserves, which is really a few in one fell swoop!

Just when Fang Hua was about to recruit them all recklessly, he saw Xiaomei, whose hands were full of blood, thrust the pig-killing knife into the wooden stake, and said lightly: "It turns out that women are soldiers to kill pigs, and it's too boring." Sisters, carry today's loot and go~! ”

Hula-la, dozens of girls carried a hundred-pound pig and a pot of pig blood, and happily walked away, leaving Fang Hua, who had a depressed face, hanging his feet and puffing his chest - he was teased again.

"It's not like words, it's too unusual......"

Hearing someone say this in his ear, Fang Hua subconsciously nodded and said, "Yes!" It's too unusual, but if they really want to become soldiers, they will be ...... enough with this pungent temperament."

As he spoke, Fang Hua came to his senses, turned around and looked, grabbed Wang Shihua's collar, and roared viciously: "Okay! Wang Shihua, Lao Tzu has been looking for you for a few days and has been avoided by you, ...... today"

"Let it go! Let it go! Wang Shihua hurriedly said while breaking his hand: "What do two big men look like on the street?" Let go! Let it go......"

Only then did Fang Hua let go of his hand, and angrily hugged his fist at Wang Shihua, and said sarcastically: "Under your personal obstruction, congratulations on completing the great cause." In the past four days, not a single soldier has been recruited. ”

"Four days?" Wang Shihua tidied up his collar and said, "But let's make it clear first, today's incident is simply caused by yourself." ”

"I ......" Fang Hua was furious and wanted to grab Wang Shihua's collar again, but Wang Shihua, who was already on guard, was dodged by Wang Shihua, who was already on guard, and was angry for a while, so he could only roll his eyes and ask, "How did I find myself?" ”

"If you look for me, I'll look for me, who asked you to ask Cuiyun about it? If you ask, you will ask, who told you to talk about it in detail? ”

Seeing that Fang Hua was puzzled, Wang Shihua leaned closer and whispered: "Cuiyun thinks this thing is very funny, no, that's why the girls came to tease you just now." ”

Fang Hua was stunned for a moment, then slapped his thigh, pointed at Wang Shihua's nose, and couldn't say a word for a long time under the angry gaze.

"Alright, alright, don't be angry. I'm not kidding you. ”

"Jokes?" Fang Hua roared angrily: "You are joking when you recruit soldiers? Wang Shihua, Lao Tzu told you that Lao Tzu is recruiting troops for you, not for Lao Tzu. If you don't get it, don't blame me. ”

"Nope! From now on, you can officially recruit troops. ”

Fang Hua was stunned again, then came to his senses and asked in a deep voice, "Is there a trick in this?" ”

Wang Shihua smiled, turned around and left.

Next, the applicants were really enthusiastic, and they were all good players, which made Fang Hua quickly fall into excitement.

In the evening, he invited Uncle Jiang to drink with wine and food, and only then did he know why no one had come to sign up for the first three days.

The Wang family had already issued a notice of conscription, and all villages and villages naturally responded enthusiastically, but the problem was that as soon as everyone arrived at the scene, they heard the jokes for several days in a row, and naturally understood that this was the main family to embarrass Fang Hua, who dared to go up and send abuse? What's more, according to the rules handed down from ancient times: when the head of the family recruits soldiers, he must go to the scene to take a turn, otherwise, no one is allowed to sign up. It's a rule - I've looked up a lot of information and can't figure out what the rule is, but it does exist. It is estimated that most of them are afraid that someone will coerce the head of the family, especially the fear that the government will use the name of the head of the family to fool everyone.

Fang Hua was stunned for a while, and then he sighed that the local clan power was so strong, and he didn't want to do anything without the nod of the head of the family.

As a matter of fact, there is only one main reason why Wang Shihua has to delay it for three days -- the garrison of the Baojing Regiment is basically completed, but some details still have to wait for three days. Therefore, it was not until yesterday evening that Wang Shihua came forward.

Before they finished drinking their wine, Wang Shihua sent someone to invite them over to discuss things.

Originally, I thought that the discussion was a trivial matter, but in a conference hall, they were both scared awake from their wines, and they found that the generals at the battalion level and above the battalion level of the Baojing Regiment, but all those in Laosicheng and Longtang Town, all of them were all there.

Fang Hua knew that he was an outsider, and others were just polite to him, so he consciously sat at the back, his eyes turned wildly, and he thought in his heart: Wang Shihua, Wang Shihua, can't you live in peace? Your attack on the county, my brother is helping you cover the lid, and the lid is not covered, and you are good, not only unconsciously, but looking at your current posture, you want to do something earth-shattering to find a way to die?

Thinking of this, Fang Hua almost got up and left-don't be implicated.

"The group seat is here~!"

Fang Jue had no choice but to stand up with everyone and salute Wang Shihua, who walked in with a smile on his face. Not to mention, after the two instructors Wang and Tian practiced fiercely, everyone's military salute was really decent.

Walking to the main seat, Wang Shihua pressed down with both hands and said with a smile: "Seat! ”

"Thank you!"

Fang Hua instinctively took off his military hat, but he looked left and right, but there was no place to put the hat, so he couldn't hang the hat on the armrest, right?

Quietly glanced left and right with his peripheral vision, and saw that no one was paying attention to him, so he hurriedly put it on, but he had a lot of complaints about Wang Shihua in his heart: A barbarian is a barbarian, holding such a high-level military meeting, but he doesn't even know how to put a long table for the meeting, nondescript, it is really a group of bandits in military uniforms, and Lang has spent so much money in vain, such a good soldier.

"Major Fang?"

"Here!" Fang Hua, who was thinking crankily in his heart, saw that Wang Shihua called his name as soon as he came up, and quickly stood up and agreed sonorously, but the vigilance in his heart immediately rose to the highest: Damn, don't you want me to be cannon fodder, or go to the thunder? I can tell you, there are no doors!

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