Chapter Ninety-Six: The Artifact of Pretending to Be Sick
Liu Fan went to the Shaofu Prison to order Mao when he left the palace, and found that after finishing the order, it seemed that he could skip work directly, because he really had nothing to do. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info Liu Fan himself is not a person who is happy to stay up at work, so without saying a word, he went straight to the sedan chair home. Sitting in the sedan chair, the mood is still a little not good. He wondered, if Qinghe wasn't his cousin, would he still resist her like he did now? I have thought about it for a long time and have no answer, how can there be so many ifs in the world? The existence of each person and the occurrence of everything are the product of the combination of chance and necessity, and theoretically, the occurrence of a thing can have many results. But in fact, everything happens, and there is only one real result, and that is what we see in front of our eyes.
On second thought, in fact, ...... Qinghe is not bad, why avoid her and resist her? No matter how bad her temper is, in front of Young Master Liu, isn't she obedient? - Except for the bite she just had.
Shaking his head, when he was leaving just now, Qinghe's resentful and affectionate eyes had been lingering in Liu Fan's mind and lingering.
Did buddy get bitten stupid by her? Liu Fan was secretly dissatisfied with himself.
Lifted the sedan curtain and stretched his head outside: "Little Liu, is there a medical hall nearby?" ”
"Master Hou, are you sick?" Xiao Liu was shocked, this guy didn't know if he was really worried about Liu Fan, or if he wanted to show his loyal side in front of Liu Fan, anyway, his expression was very exaggerated.
"You're sick! Don't go back to the house for the time being, and go to the family doctor for this marquis. ”
"Master Hou, why are you looking for a hospital if you are not sick?"
"Little Liu, come here, get closer......" Liu Fan beckoned with a smile, with a pleasant face, and when Xiao Liu approached, Liu Fan's face changed, and a chestnut slammed on Xiao Liu's head: "You kid is getting wider and wider now!" What do you say about this marquis, why do you ask so much nonsense?! ”
There are many medical halls in Luoyang City, and the sedan chair stopped in front of a medical hall on Huashi Street, and Xiaoliu respectfully helped Liu Fan off the sedan chair.
There are not too many people in the infirmary, and these days, as in modern times, ordinary people are sick, but those who are not the kind of people who want to die will generally not run to the infirmary and pharmacy.
Liu Fan got out of the carriage and walked towards the medical hall with his legs raised, and Xiao Liu followed behind with a puzzled face.
The medical hall is not big, there are two or three Lang Zhong sitting in the hall, separated by curtains, Liu Fan secretly appreciated, it turns out that in ancient times, he began to know to protect the privacy of patients.
casually opened a curtain, Liu Fan walked in, and saw an old man about sixty years old sitting inside.
Hearing the sound of the door curtain, Lao Langzhong opened his eyes, and when he saw Liu Fan, he hurriedly got up and saluted: "The old man has seen the adult, I wonder if the adult is sick?" ”
Liu Fan said: "Huh? How do you know I'm an official? ”
Lao Langzhong also followed suit, and then smiled a little meaningfully: "In addition to medical skills, the old man is also quite involved in face divination. "It seems that this old man is still an all-rounder.
"Oh? So powerful! Liu Fan was suspicious: "Then can you tell what official position the official is?" That's right, the official has a reward. ”
The old man stroked his beard and groaned slightly, and said confidently: "The young mansion secretary of two thousand stones in the ranks." ”
Liu Fan's eyes widened in surprise: "Hey! What a god! "This old man is very powerful.
Liu Fan happily reached into his arms and planned to take out a few taels of silver for a reward, but when he looked down, he couldn't help but be furious: "Damn! You old liar! I thought you were really a god, and you were playing tricks on me, right? ”
It turned out that Liu Fan lowered his head, but saw that he had just come out of the palace, and he was still wearing the official uniform of Shaofuqing, that is to say, there was basically no need to count, it was a person who knew that he was Shaofuqing. I don't know if the old guy will cure the disease, but anyway, the ability to fool people is quite good.
Lao Langzhong looked innocent: "This lord, you don't know that you are wearing an official uniform, and the old man still thinks that you have a brain problem, so you came to see the old man for medical treatment......"
"You ......" Liu Fan was suffocated, he was thinking about the princess just now, and he was distracted, but he didn't expect to be put in the middle of an old man.
Lao Langzhong arched his hand and smiled: "I just saw that the adults didn't belong in their hearts, so I made a joke with the adults, and asked the adults not to blame." ”
"Humph! Forget it, I don't care about you. I ask you, do you really know how to see a doctor? ”
Lao Langzhong seemed to have been scratched in the itch, and said proudly when he heard the words: "This is the ability of the old man to watch the family and eat, do you think I will see a doctor?" ”
Liu Fan smiled: "That's good, what about me, I'm not looking for you to see a doctor......
"What's that for?" Lao Langzhong frowned, he couldn't accept others asking him about things other than his major.
Liu Fan took out two ingots of silver and slapped them on the table: "It's very simple, open a sick note for me for half a month." ”
"What is a 'sick note'?" The old man was stunned.
"Don't even know the sick note? You ancients were very unprofessional. Liu Fan shook his head and began to patiently explain the meaning of the sick note to Lao Langzhong.
“…… I see, but this ...... Sick note, what is the use? Lao Langzhong adhered to the spirit of "living to be old and learning to be old", and asked tirelessly.
"It's not very useful, it's just to show the boss, absenteeism, missing a class or something."
"What's so hard about that!" The old man looked at the two ingots of silver on the table without hesitation, and asked without hesitation, "Say, what kind of illness do you want to have?" ”
Why does this sound so awkward? Liu Fan coughed twice uncomfortably: "You have more experience than me, what do you think can be cured for half a month to stop?"
The old man pondered for a moment, and then his eyes lit up: "Hemorrhoids, how is it?" ”
Liu Fan glared: "Go!" Is there anyone at my age who has hemorrhoids? Besides, how ugly this disease is! Change one. ”
Lao Langzhong continued to groan, and then said, "Then there is only typhoid fever, how?" ”
"Typhoid fever? Hehe, this disease is good, as soon as I hear it, I smell of working hard for the country and working hard, okay, it's it! Liu Fan patted his thigh happily and decided the name of his illness in the next half month.
The old man slowly wrote the sick note, and then solemnly put the name of the medical hall at the checkout, dried the ink and handed it to Liu Fan, and finally calmly put the two ingots of silver into his sleeve.
Liu Fan put away the sick note and told Lao Langzhong: "If someone comes to ask......
Lao Lang Zhongchao Liu Fan showed a tacit smile: "Although the adults can rest assured, they will not say ......anything about killing the old man."
Liu Fan was very satisfied with Lao Langzhong's consciousness, excitedly held Lao Langzhong's hand, and said with a wicked smile: "Long-term cooperation in the future!" ”
Yes, Liu Fan decided to turn himself into a medicine jar. According to the regulations of the imperial court, he must go to the early court, and he did not dare to openly refuse, so the clever young master Liu came up with a method of "curvy early court", that is, pretending to be sick.
This is a very old-fashioned method, but the old-fashioned method always has its use. Just like some men's wives often cry, make trouble and hang themselves, of course you know that these are just old tricks to scare people, but do you dare to ignore them?
In the future, I can finally sleep lazily, and Young Master Liu can't help but be overjoyed when he thinks that he won't have to work hard to go to the morning court in the future.