158. There is nowhere to start, only the butt
The big-breasted royal sister teased Sun Yu and said, "If you win my sister, I can consider making you a thief." ”
As soon as these words came out, some people were suddenly unhappy. Gongsun Yue crossed his hands on his hips and said loudly: "Well, you wild woman is so unreasonable, you compete in martial arts, why are you teasing my man?" ”
"Huh?" The big-breasted royal sister shook her head, and then she couldn't help but shoot back: "This man belongs to your family?" Then you don't care, obviously you are a family man molesting me, what happened to me in passing? ”
Who is Gongsun Yue, the second leader of the Gongsun family of a famous family in Hebei, when has he ever reasoned with others? She said loudly: "Hmph, it's your blessing for my man to tease you, you just have to bear it, but you are not qualified to tease him." ”
Khan, Second Miss...... What are you talking about? I felt a little incomprehensible, Sun Yu's sweat flowed for a long time.
The big-breasted royal sister sneered at Gongsun Yue, and gently straightened her chest, only to see the h-cup chest shaking for a while, the posture was really shocking, and the moon was dark. She stretched out her hand and pointed at Gongsun Yue's chest, and said with a disdainful expression on her face: "A woman who has no goods on her chest dares to be presumptuous in front of me...... Let me tell you, men are such things, and only flat-chested women like you can be regarded as fragrant bait. For a woman like my sister and me, men don't come when they call and go when they linger! Cut! ”
Sun Yu: "......"
Guan Ping: "......"
Onlookers: "......"
Gongsun Yue was furious: "You have a big chest and no brains! ”
The big-breasted royal sister sneered: "You have no goods on your flat chest!" ”
Gongsun Yue's face turned pale: "You are heavy in front and light in the back, difficult to move, and out of balance!" ”
The big-breasted royal sister sneered: "You have a flat front and a back plate, smooth as a mirror, and you don't have anything to lose if you want to be out of balance!" ”
Gongsun Yue said playfully: "Your breasts are fake, and you have two watermelons stuffed in your clothes!" ”
The big-breasted royal sister replied: "You are not even professional in cheating, and you stuffed two grapes in your clothes!" ”
The onlookers only felt that the sweat was flying, which ...... Why did this suddenly become two women scolding the street? What kind of system is this, how can you make the 5,000 Yellow Turban Thieves and 2,000 White Horse Thieves who have been exuding murderous energy ready to fight hard.
Hey, can you get to the point? Now the question is not the problem of the breasts, is it okay? Sun Yu Khan, the problem now should be Pei Yuanshao looking for Guan Ping to seek revenge, everyone should be in line with the principle of friendship and mutual love, and discuss the solution of this hatred, why did the topic suddenly run to the chest?
"I'm just wearing iron armor that covers my perfect breasts!" Gongsun Yue on the top of the wall roared angrily, jumped down from the wall, ran to Sun Yu's side, grabbed Sun Yu's hand, stuffed it into his silver armor and pressed it on his chest, and said loudly: "Xun Zhen, did you tell her that mine is a grape ......?"
Sun Yu's hand seemed to fall into a pile of soft cotton flowers, the tentacles were warm and greasy, and he could feel the heartbeat of the second young lady. Cough! It's a bit of a good, basically there is still a grip, there should be a b cover, Sun Yu thought in his heart, this grade is considered to be a pass among oriental women, soft, very comfortable, it's good to pinch a few more times...... Belch...... I'm dizzy, why am I getting too?
Sun Yu hurriedly pulled out his hand, and said bluntly: "It's not grapes, at least it's a peach!" ”
Gongsun Yue's face turned red, and she felt a little inappropriate after she stuffed Sun Yu's hand into the armor, but she wanted to save face, and no matter how inappropriate it was, she could only pretend not to notice it, and said loudly to the big-breasted royal sister: "Are you afraid?" ”
"I'm afraid of a fart." The big-breasted royal sister snorted coldly: "Man, what's your name?" Ahem, whatever your name is, come and touch my sister's and tell her if I'm real or stuffed watermelon......"
Poof, nosebleeds...... Why did my brother's nosebleed come out...... Bleeding too much to die, two stupid women, all shut up for me, Sun Yu sweats!
At this time, Chen Gong, a high-hat woman sitting at the gate, finally couldn't stand it, she was old-fashioned and the most educational, and roared angrily at this time: "In broad daylight, men and women, pulling and pulling in front of so many people, and reaching into your clothes to touch your breasts, what kind of physique have you become?" Be serious with all of them, or ......" She lifted her fingers, and a small flame jumped from the tips of her fingers.
The woman in the top hat said seriously: "Settle the grievances for me well, otherwise I will set fire to all the mountains and burn them to the ground." ”
Khan, are you playing really? The trees in this mountain are so dense, if you really set fire, it is guaranteed that the fire will start on all sides, and it will become a mountain fire, and even you yourself will have to be burned to death in the mountain, Sun Yu wiped his sweat.
Everyone woke up at this time, finally found the point, and quickly turned their attention back to the right path.
The woman in the top hat sighed, pulled Gongsun Yue back to Zhuangzi, and said softly: "Since you are husband and wife, you should be humane, but ...... It needs to be blinded by the black light, and the depths of the boudoir are slowly **, and there is no reason to carry it out in broad daylight, otherwise it is no different from the beasts...... "Behind is a wah-baba preaching of more than 10,000 words, which makes Gongsun more dizzy and miserable.
A pair of white little hands stretched out next to her, it turned out to be Zhao Yun, she reached out to Gongsun Yue and said, "Second master sister, do you have peaches on you?" Give it to Zhao Yun to eat, Zhao Yun is hungry......"
Gongsun Yue: "......"
Mi Zhen, who was laughing next to her, hurriedly walked over, took out a piece of cake from her arms and handed it to Zhao Yun, so Zhao Yun happily followed Mrs. Mi away...... Now the face of the famous Gongsun family in Hebei is completely lost, and it will be a laughing stock among the yellow turban thieves in the future. Sun Yu smiled bitterly and said to the big-breasted royal sister: "Miss Zhou, let's not mention those messy things first, let's have a quick revenge, let's try it first!" ”
When the big-breasted royal sister heard this, she immediately smiled proudly: "It should have been like this a long time ago!" Although she has a lot of tricks when she fights with Gongsun Yue, she is actually a proud woman, and she is not ambiguous at all. The blue light on her body was sheng, and the word "righteous thief" emitted a trace of blue streamer.
"Whew" a knife on the ground, and the knife in the hand of the big-breasted royal sister slashed straight at Sun Yu, the knife light was Huohuo, and it was really powerful.
Sun Yu took a wrong step and flashed, and the sword light actually turned sharply in the direction of his flash, it seems that Zhou Cang's sword kung fu is not covered.
"Okay, if you use weapons, I'll use them too!" Sun Yu dodged a knife, slammed his fist on a small tree next to him, broke the small tree at the waist, and then lifted the small tree and smashed it towards Zhou Cang as a giant stick.
"Well done!" Seeing that Sun Yu was extremely imposing, the big-breasted royal sister couldn't help but cheer in her heart, such a strong style of play has never been seen in a man.
The two fought together, the sword light and the tree trunk danced wildly, and the leaves flew all over the sky, so that the onlookers were dazzled. In fact, as long as Sun Yu exerts all his strength, he will soon be able to win against Zhou Cang, but he doesn't want Zhou Cang to lose too ugly, otherwise this kind of royal sister will not be able to accept him as his subordinate if she becomes angry and tears her face.
I've got to figure out how to convince her! Sun Yu thought to himself: Then gently slap her and let her know that I am letting her, as long as this action is not seen by the onlookers next to her, it will not hurt her face.
Thinking of this, Sun Yu smashed the trunk forward, and the big-breasted royal sister flashed continuously, cutting off a large piece of the branches and leaves on the trunk. Sun Yu took advantage of the interval of the leaves flying all over the sky, instantly spared her back, and slapped her back, Sun Yu's palm was gently pushed over, and he just wanted to pat it on the back of the big-breasted royal sister, indicating that he was letting her.
Seeing that this palm was about to slap her on the back, she didn't expect the big-breasted royal sister to suddenly turn around in her busy schedule, and Sun Yu's palm was just pressed on her chest...... And this palm didn't exert force, it felt like he deliberately reached out and touched her chest.
Wow, it's so big, it's so soft, it's so domineering! Sun Yu's heart fluttered, and he quickly withdrew his hand, the leaves around him were drifting, except for Sun Yu and the big-breasted royal sister, the people next to him couldn't see it clearly.
It's miserable, I wanted her to retreat before I patted it, but the result was ...... Turned into obscene beautiful boobs...... In the next life, I will be accused of being harassed, and I will be fined and lose money. Sun Yu was sweating profusely and took a closer look.
I saw that the big-breasted royal sister was not angry, but just laughed and said: "Good you bad man, you are actually playing such an idea!" Come on? Let's touch it again, what wind and waves haven't my sister seen? Will you be afraid of your groping pig hand? ”
"Accident, this is an accident, I just want to slap you in the back!" Sun Yu hurriedly explained.
"Oh?" The big-breasted royal sister crooked her mouth and said in obvious disbelief: "You want to slap me so lightly?" You make it clear that you want to take advantage of your sister, right? ”
The ghost wants to take advantage of you, there are already so many women around me that their heads are about to be violent, one is more unreliable than the other, Sun Yu is too lazy to explain, anyway, this matter is getting darker and darker, just defeat her. Sun Yu wanted to defeat her, but he suddenly found out...... There's nowhere to start...... Face is everything to a woman, Sun Yu is not too embarrassed to hit the face of the big-breasted royal sister, her boobs are too big, and the entire front chest is covered under the H cup, it is not easy to start here. Spanking her in the back? She'd suddenly turn around again...... Kick-...... This doesn't seem to have much effect...... It's not critical.
Depressed, this is really not easy to do!
At this time, the big-breasted royal sister slashed at her, Sun Yu didn't want to ink with her anymore, but he didn't know where to fight, so he had to dodge her knife in a flash, and waved it away with a tree trunk, and he was dizzy by the H cup, so this sweep was subconsciously pressed lower.
As a result, the big-breasted royal sister screamed, and was swept to the ass by this tree trunk, only to see her plump body pounce forward and fall into a pile of fallen leaves. After a long time, she rubbed her ass and got out of the pile of fallen leaves, and said angrily, "You man...... How dare you spank me? ”
I'm wronged, my mom where else can he hit but your ass? Sun Yu looked up to the sky and sighed, this world is ...... It's too unscientific, Mrs. is too unscientific!
(To be continued)