Chapter 174: Marriage Trivialities

Faint! Whose words are not good for copying, relying on a little bit of wine and guts, actually copied Mr. Runzhi's Que Qinyuan Chun! Not to mention the artistic level of this word, ordinary people can't reach it. Just the domineering spirit expressed in the words, I am afraid that it can be counted in the poems of the past and present!

However, now, it is impossible for Zhu Bayi to deny that this half of the words were not written by himself. Emperor Qin and Han Wu, Tang Emperor and Song Zu, plus Genghis Khan, belittled the emperors in history one by one. Except for him, a big anti-thief, who has the courage to write such anti-words by ordinary scholars? Once you are sued by a "caring person", the heads of the whole family are not enough to be cut off!

Since he has traveled through time and space, Zhu Eighty-one is not afraid of being pursued for copyright. But the question comes again, the top half of the paper is still empty, what does Zhu Eighty-one use to cover the account? Although the Xuzhou area is not as warm as the 21st century in which Zhu Dapeng lived, there are only a handful of snowy days in winter. What's more, the beginning of the word points out, "The scenery of the northern country, thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of snow drifting", for a pig killer who has never even been out of Xuzhou City a few times, unless it is a dream, it is impossible to see it.

However, he soon couldn't bother with the first half of the word, the legendary Tiande Zodiac Day was coming soon, and he, the virgin Zhu Eighty-one of the two worlds, should get married.

Although Mr. Su and Mr. Lu are in line with the principle of "seizing the day, and being simple if you can", on the day of the wedding, the governor's mansion was still very lively.

Because there were no elders in the man's family, Sesame Li rushed over with the sick body and married his beloved general, who was already in a semi-independent state. The woman was accompanied by two of Lu Luzeng's disciples and sang peace with the man. The surrounding red scarves and princes from all walks of life, all those who could catch up after getting the news, all sent people to send a generous gift. Even Liu Futong, who was far away in Bianliang, sent his subordinate Guan Duo to escort a boatload of gold, silver and jewelry from the Yellow River.

It is said that one of the important effects of the wedding is to exhaust the courage of the bride and groom, so that they do not dare to marry a second time. In Zhu Dapeng's memory, there are also several weddings in the 21st century, which are grand and tired. After Zhu Bayi's preview in advance, he basically felt that the marriage was for someone else, which was equivalent to an ordeal for the parties involved. When it was his turn, it suddenly dawned on him that this was not just an ordeal, it was not inferior to the natural disasters he experienced when he was a child. Staying up, staying up, he completely lost himself, and the whole person was like a walking corpse, at the mercy of the guests around him.

Fortunately, the customs of this era were relatively conservative, and the cave houses were not very popular. The groom's official entertained the guests until midnight, and was made a few good-natured jokes by everyone, and then an elder came forward to take over the groom's official and continue to drink with the male guests. Then the man's brothers and sisters sent him to the new house, and then a sister-in-law with both children and daughters made some grains and sprinkled them on the washing bed, and sang a few blessing songs. Everyone laughed and retreated, leaving the entire space completely for a couple of newcomers.

When the cave room was completely quiet, Zhu Bayi finally regained a little consciousness. At the same time, he was sad now, what to do next, no one has taught him at all, and whether it is Zhu Dapeng or Zhu Laofu's memory, it is also a blank paper.

The candle is very bright, it is the craftsman of Huai'an City who used the whale wax trafficked by the Great Food Country, mixed with ambergris and beeswax, and it has a faint sweet smell when lit, which is very refreshing. Under the candlestick, there is a red lacquered tray with a pair of long chopsticks gilded on the surface, a small wine jug, and a pair of delicate mandarin duck cups. The left and right are just a pair, a female and a male, with affection, and it looks so warm.

Farther away from the tray is a beautiful teapot and a few clean teacups. It is also served by a vermilion lacquer tray, which is delicate and luxurious. He swallowed a few slight movements in his throat and swallowed. I got up and walked to the table, poured myself a full cup of tea, and poured it in a big gulp. Then he still felt thirsty, so he poured a second cup, a third cup, and poured it down one by one, but the more he drank, the more he had no idea.

"Husband, yes, can you pour a cup of tea for the concubine to drink, the concubine, the concubine covers her head, look, you can't see the way!" A voice not much louder than the hissing of gnats suddenly sounded from the happy bed, making Zhu Eighty-one tremble, and half of the tea was splashed on the front placket.

"Okay, okay!" Taking a deep breath, he looked around and was sure that the person who spoke must be the bride sitting on the edge of the bed. replied continuously, poured a full cup of tea, and handed it to the other party. "Give!"

"Thank you, husband!" The woman thanked her in a low voice and got up to pick it up. Unexpectedly, his vision was blocked by the red hijab, and he stumbled under his feet and stumbled into the corner of the table. "Ah——!h

"Be careful!" Zhu Eighty-one was quick-eyed, and immediately put down the teacup and hugged the bride. Wen Xiang Nephrite hugged her arms, and the red hijab slid to the side, revealing a delicate face covered with a flush.

It's not a domineering female hR, and there are no wide-brimmed big glasses. It's a young Lori with a round face and a little baby fat, with long eyelashes, a little small nose, and the earlobes with earrings are red and transparent, like two crystal agate.

"Husband, husband, hijab, the hijab should be taken off with gold chopsticks! Otherwise, otherwise it is unlucky! Little Lori was so ashamed that she didn't dare to open her eyes for a long time, but she struggled to cover the other half of her hijab with her hand and reminded in a low voice.

"Ah, there's this rule, I don't know!" Zhu Eighty-one's mind was instantly pulled back from the unknowable two-dimensional world, holding the baby fat little Lori and striding towards the bed, carefully placing the other party like a priceless treasure, and then walked quickly to the candlestick and grabbed the gold-plated chopsticks.

When he turned around, he was already sitting as upright as before. The big red hijab was also the same as before, tightly blocking the head, as if the qiē just now had never been born at all.

Moving so fast? Zhu Eighty-one suddenly felt that something seemed to be wrong, strode back to the bedside, turned his heart sideways, and picked up the big red hijab with golden chopsticks.

The world in front of me suddenly lit up, and it was still the round Lori face, a little baby fat, and the long eyelashes trembled nervously in the candlelight. It's not a coffin face hR, nor does it have the slightest hint of the legendary domineering of the housewife. If you look at it from Zhu Dapeng's world perspective, she can only be regarded as a sweet-looking junior high school student.

"Junior high school!" Zhu Eighty-one's hands trembled again, and a sense of guilt rose spontaneously in the bottom of his heart. Isn't it, Ji Lu is just sixteen years old, this girl has just been Ji Lu, at Zhu Dapeng's age, isn't she a junior high school or a senior high school student?

Thinking that he had almost become a lewd uncle in the two-dimensional world, Zhu Bayi quickly took his eyes off the other party's face. Intentionally or unintentionally, I saw the other party's chest that had just begun to bulge, a slender waist, a long skirt, and a pair of embroidered shoes that had just been exposed on the edge of the skirt.

It's not big, but it definitely has nothing to do with the so-called three-inch golden lotus. It's just a little thin, I don't know if it's set off by embroidered shoes, or for other reasons, it's a bit like it has been repaired by a later generation of retouched artifacts, and there is a bit of temptation in the slenderness.

"Husband, concubine, concubine thirsty!" The gnat-like voice came from my ears again, faintly shy.

"Oh, water, water here, here!" Zhu Bayi hurriedly withdrew his gaze from the other party's embroidered shoes, and turned around to find the teacup he had just put down. He poured a full cup of tea and carefully handed it to the other party.

Baby Fat took the teacup and drank it like a syrup, and although she was very gentle, she could not hide the fact that she was thirsty.

Turning a little Lori into a thirsty way like this, I don't feel authentic when I look at it. Zhu Eighty-one quickly grabbed the teapot, poured another full cup for the baby fat, and then looked at the other party's appearance of drinking water quickly, and asked lovingly, "You, they, didn't they give you water?" ”

"Sister-in-law of the Hu family, sister-in-law of the Hu family said that you have to sit in bed today and can't drink more water!" Baby Fat didn't dare to look up at him, blushing, and explained in a very low voice.

"What does it mean to sit on the bed, sit on the bed?" Zhu Eighty-one didn't understand the wedding etiquette that was popular among rich families in this era, hesitated for a moment, and continued to ask in a low voice.

"That's it, it's going to come in, and after you get in the door, you want to sit here all the time. Until, until the husband comes in, can't, can't leave! Otherwise, otherwise, no, unlucky! Baby Fat's face was so red that it was almost dripping blood, and he responded in a smaller voice.

"And so on. Have you eaten yet? Hungry or not? I'll have someone bring you something to eat right away! Zhu Bayi frowned and asked with some concern. The entrance to the sedan chair is paid attention to at noon, when the sun is at its strongest, and it is already midnight. For more than ten hours, the water and rice were not touched, and this marriage was even more torture for the woman.

"Don't!" Baby Fat freed up a hand, quickly pulled him, and then retracted his finger as if he were electrocuted. "I, I'm not hungry. The sister-in-law of the Hu family, the sister-in-law of the Hu family, secretly fed me two cakes in the evening. It's just that the icing is a little too much, a little bit! ”

Faint! Zhu Bayi shook his head, sympathetic to the experience of baby fat. "Then you drink slowly, slowly. I'll pour you another glass! ”

"No, already, not so thirsty anymore!" Baby Fat dodged the cup in his hand and responded in a low voice. Then he slowly drank the tea inside, took a few breaths, looked up and peeked, and continued to whisper, "Husband, I think, I want to stand up and take a walk!" Sitting for too long, legs, legs are a little numb! ”

"Okay, I'll help you!" Seeing the other party's cautious appearance, Zhu Bayi immediately wanted to be protective. Raise your hand to hold one of the other person's arms and slowly pull the baby fat up. "Slow down, don't worry, step down hard. This is because the blood is not smooth, just step on it a few times hard to let the blood circulate!"

"Hmm!" Baby Fat whispered in agreement, carefully placing his hand on his forearm, slowly moving step by step. Her legs were probably a little numb, she walked very slowly, and it took a lot of effort, completely supported by Zhu Bayi's arm, so as not to fall softly. But after walking four or five steps, he took the initiative to remove his hand from Zhu Eighty's little arm, and while staggering and trying to regain his balance, he explained in a slightly anxious tone, "The concubine's body, the concubine's body is numb in the legs, so I can't walk steadily." No, not because, because the feet are small, and no, not because of a disability on the legs! ”

"I know, you don't have to be afraid. No, that's not what it meant. I mean, I mean, I know you're fine with your legs and feet. Zhu Bayi was stunned at first, and then added with a smile.

The reputation of liking big feet has spread thoroughly. So much so that baby fat was so scared that it had to be explained. God pity me, I Zhu Eighty-one just said that I don't like women with bound feet, but I didn't say that I like one-foot-eight-inch long big-footed pieces. No matter how it is passed around, it completely changes the taste.

Although he muttered quietly in his heart, his gaze swept towards the baby's fat embroidered shoes as if he were ghostly. The more I look at it, the more I feel that it is a little disproportionately slender.

"The concubine's body, the feet of the body, isn't it ugly?!" Baby Fat keenly sensed Zhu Eighty-one's gaze, and quickly hid the embroidered shoes under the skirt, asking with a little panic.

"No, it's not ugly at all." Hearing the trembling in the other party's voice, Zhu Bayi quickly withdrew his gaze and explained very patiently, "I'm just, I just think the shoes are very thin, you, don't you feel like you're pinched?" ”

"Yes, it is. No, but it's already been released. No, it doesn't affect walking! It doesn't affect at all! The voice of the baby fat immediately brought a crying tone, lowered his head, and promised aggrievedly.

"Pestered, won't you?" An ugly picture immediately flashed in front of Zhu Bayi's eyes, his eyes widened, and he responded in a low voice, "But it doesn't matter, while you are young, after you let go, the skeleton will still have a chance to recover!" Otherwise, if it really becomes a three-inch golden lotus, it will be completely crippled, and the gods will not be able to save it! ”

"The concubine body, the concubine body has been let go for several years!" Baby Fat raised his big teary eyes, his face full of grievances. "Who's family has been wrapping their feet until they are old, just wrapping them for a year and a half, and not letting their feet grow too wide. How can it be entangled for a lifetime? Also, return the three-inch golden lotus. If it's really only three inches long, then how can it stand firmly? ”

"Wrap it for a year and a half, don't let your feet grow too wide?" Zhu Bayi's eyes widened, and he instinctively felt that the facts were a little different from his imagination. "Didn't it get so big that the whole bone broke. Like a donkey's hooves! ”

"Poof!" Baby Fat was completely amused by his analogy, and his delicate face was sprinkled with candlelight. "They are all biological daughters, who is willing to be so ruthless? Just wrap it up a few times, and you won't look fat. Where did the husband hear this, it's really grotesque. ”

"This, this, hehe, hehe, hearsay, hearsay!" Of course, Zhu Eighty-one can't say that in later generations, there will be pictures of three-inch golden lotus on the Internet. After reading it, it can definitely stop children from crying at night. Scratching his head, he replied curtly, "You should also know that I have no parents since I was a child. My only sister was robbed to be a concubine, so no one ever explained this to me seriously. ”

"My husband's background is really pitiful!" Baby Fat immediately ignored the grievances, looked at Zhu Bayi's angular face, and his face was full of sympathy. "But God can also take care of your husband, so that you can meet a good teacher in distress. Draw sand and learn words, read according to the snowy night"

"Wait, wait" Zhu Bayi listened to it, and felt that something was not right. Raising a hand, he whispered, "Who told you all this?" I don't know it myself? ”

"Does the husband even have to hide his concubine body?" Baby Fat looked at him mischievously, and asked in a low voice, "If there were no ten years of hard work, how could my husband write the 'Qinyuan Spring' that is so far from ancient and modern." The doctrine of divine endowment is ultimately vain. And that Maitreya Bodhisattva, reciting Buddhist scriptures, in the poems, is not long! ”

"This, this que, is really written by someone else. I just heard it a few times and memorized it! Zhu Eighty-one was trembling in his heart, turned his face sideways, and explained very weakly. Not just because of the piracy of Taizu's words, but because of the smile and eyes of the other party. People can't help but hold it in their arms, and grow wolf nails and teeth.

Talking about poetry, Baby Fat immediately changed his previous shyness and vein, looked at Zhu Eighty-one again, and said very confidently, "Don't forget, husband, the grandfather of the concubine is the leader of the second year of Tianli." There are really not many words in the world that he hasn't read before. But here, the husband suddenly appeared halfway. And except for heroes like Fujun, no ordinary person can write! ”

"This, this" Zhu Bayi was so anxious that his forehead was sweating, but he couldn't explain the source of the word with his mouth long. He drank too much wine at the beginning, and just wanted to express his refusal to admit defeat to Zhu Chongba, who would have thought that the words of the old man Mao were so domineering, so domineering that no one dared to claim them even across the Tang, Song, and Yuan dynasties!

Baby Fat is immersed in the heroic world she has created herself, her eyes are full of stars, "There is the heroism of Su Ci, the agitation of Xin Ci, but there is no sorrow and depression of Su Xin, and they can almost become a family of their own and start a sect." Don't worry, husband, husband's master is the master of the concubine. The husband doesn't want to cause trouble to his old man, and the concubine will definitely try her best to keep the secret for the husband, and never let outsiders know that the husband actually has a teacher! ”

"Well, yes, yes! Whatever you say, whatever you want! Zhu Eighty-one really couldn't explain to the other party, so he had to let it go.

"What is a concubine, what is it?" Baby Fat shook his head vigorously and solemnly corrected, "The husband's mentor is naturally also the elder of the concubine. The husband is now afraid of bringing disaster to his old man, and refuses to reveal his name. When the husband drove away the Mongols in the future, the concubine body, the concubine body naturally went with the husband to give him an old man a glass of water and wine, in order to thank him for the old man's kindness to the husband. ”

"Okay, I'll take you to him when the time comes!" Zhu Eighty-one was completely out of line, and agreed weakly.

"I just don't know, at that time, he will be an old man, can recognize me as a daughter-in-law!" Baby Fat suddenly blushed again, lowered his head, and muttered cautiously.

"This, this" Zhu Bayi didn't know how to answer at all, looking at the other party's blown face, the sense of guilt in his heart became stronger and stronger.

"Smack!" Whale wax jumped, splashing a few sparks. The smell of dragon incense and honey mixed in the air, and the blood flow began to speed up and speed up before you knew it. It's so fast that I can't stop, and I can't contain the ** in my heart.

"Husband, isn't the concubine's feet really ugly?" But someone didn't know the danger, raised his head, and asked with a little expectation.

"Whew——!" Zhu Bayi suddenly heard a wolf howl, and then his whole body was hot.

"Husband, what are you doing with your concubine's shoes?"

"Husband, you haven't drunk the wine yet!"

"Husband, the candle, put out the candle first!"

"Husband"

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