Chapter 16: The New Version of "The Opposite King"

Liu Fan looked left and right, and saw that the students were all sitting straight, and when Master Tang (also known as Dr. Tang) walked to the podium, everyone got up and saluted respectfully, and Liu Fan followed suit. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Tang Fuzi glanced at Liu Fan intentionally or unintentionally, and then motioned for everyone to sit down, open the book, and start teaching.

Zi Chengzi said, "It is not partial, and it is not easy to say mediocre." Middle. The right way under heaven ......"

Liu Fan yawned boredly, and there was a large string of Tang Fuzi's "Zhihu also" in his ears, Liu Fan was as ignorant and dazed as a dog looking at coals, a typical fearless expression of an ignorant person.

glanced at the ladyboy and found that he was very attentive, and he took up the pen to remember what the master said on it. Looking at the other students, half of them didn't listen to the lecture much, they were busy with their own things, some were grandiosely pinching the knife to manicure their nails, some took off the smell of the waist and held it in their hands to caress and admire, as affectionate and meticulous as touching the face of their lover, and some put their heads on the table, but their eyes were staring intently below, taking a closer look, heh, I couldn't see it.

After seeing the performance of these students, Liu Fan was happy, this is simply a copy of his high school class in his previous life. Looking at Tang Fuzi again, he lectured without raising his eyelids, ignoring the various attitudes of the students below, and he was also very much like a high school teacher in later generations. Hehe, it's so kind, going to school is getting more and more interesting.

Being good has always been Liu Fan's greatest advantage, so he also lay on the table and continued to sleep lazily. I got up too early in the morning, and Young Master Liu was still sleepy.

was sleeping in a daze, and felt that someone had gently kicked him, Liu Fan looked up and saw that the ladyboy was squeezing his eyebrows at him. The ladyboy's facial features were already very handsome, and when he squeezed his eyebrows, Liu Fan found out-Huh? It's not as good-looking as him Liu Fan. Suddenly, Liu Fan's vanity was greatly satisfied! It's amazing! It turns out that the so-called "positive and negative gain and negative" in mathematics still makes a lot of sense.

Liu Fan said excitedly: "Don't move! Yes, just keep your expression and don't move. Well, that's good! Liu Fan happily patted the ladyboy's shoulder and said, "It turns out that you also have ugly times, yes, you can't catch up with me handsome, haha." ”

The shemale covered her face and felt a little embarrassed, turned her head and said in a muffled voice, "You're done." ”

Liu Fan was startled, looked around, and found that everyone was staring at him, including Tang Fuzi......

Liu Fan knew a long time ago: "If God wants to destroy a person, he must first make him crazy." There is a price to be paid for getting carried away. Now although Young Master Liu is not proud, he is indeed forgetful. So he's waiting to see what the price will be. ――In ancient times, teachers would not have asked their parents to talk to each other, right?

Tang Fuzi is a good person, an intellectual full of loyalty to the monarch and feudal thoughts, and he still admires Liu Fan, which makes Liu Fan feel very guilty, in fact, he has no intention of making trouble in class.

Tang Fuzi said with a straight face: "Liu Fan, I saw you talking and laughing, you must be knowledgeable, you don't need to listen to my nagging anymore?" ”

Liu Fan hurriedly arched his hand and said: "Don't dare, the student has forgotten for a while, and I hope that the master will be forgiving." ”

Tang Fuzi said: "I see that you are full of confidence, you must have integrated the four books and five classics, and the classics of history, so let's do it, the old man will not bully you, I will make a pair, if you can match, this matter will be revealed, how about it?" Tang Fuzi's expression was stiff when he said this, but a smile flashed in his eyes. - This guy isn't exactly a nerd, is he?

This guy is trying to run on me. Liu Fan was secretly indignant, knowing that I could compose poems, he wanted to test my skills in pairs, and if he wanted to test you, just say it, can you do such a roundabout thing?

A group of gloating students responded: "Good, great good! ”

"That's how it should be, the Doctor is magnanimous, and the Bodhisattva is hearted."

Depend on! A group of Sven scum who fell into the well to see the excitement! Liu Fan thought hatefully, no wonder everyone said that people are the most ruthless in reading. It's still Li Gongzi, he was quite tempted by this upcoming excitement, and on the other hand, he looked at Liu Fan worriedly, afraid that this new friend would make a fool of himself on the spot, and he weighed the two sides and was embarrassed.

Liu Fan looked at Master Tang cautiously and tried to communicate with him: "Master, can you not be the right pair?" Is it good to change the palm of the hand? ”

Tang Fuzi smiled in his eyes, shook his head slowly, and said firmly: "There is no need to discuss, if you can match the pair, this matter will be stopped, if you can't match, you will be punished for copying "The Mean" a hundred times." ”

This guy is so unkind and builds his interests on other people's pain. It is said that the ancients upheld the path of benevolence and virtue, why did all the ancients I met seem to be sinister and cunning? Even the teacher in the school is also this kind of beating.

Liu Fan hung his head and was ready for the dead pig not to be afraid of boiling water: "So please ask the master to come out, right?" ”

Tang Fuzi looked out the window and muttered for a while, Tang Fuzi stroked his long beard and said slowly: "The sea is facing and falling. ”

Liu Fan's eyes lit up when he heard this, hey, this pair of buddies seems to have heard of it.

This couplet from Tang Fuzi is just within the scope of Liu Fan's little knowledge. I have to say, this guy's luck is so good.

Liu Fan recalled it, and immediately had an answer, pretending to be silent for a while, and said loudly: "The student is interested in 'floating clouds are long, long'. ”

Tang Fuzi silently tasted the next couplet, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he smiled: "Yes, wonderful!" ”

Tang Fuzi glanced at Liu Fan with satisfaction, and then said: "Today's rise, as a teacher, there will be another couplet, you listen well, 'red flowers everywhere'." ”

"Students are very interested in 'heavy green trees'."

"Okay, listen, I'll come out again, 'Goats go up the hill, and the mountain touches the goat's horns.'"

"The students are interested in 'the buffalo goes into the water, and the water doesn't have the buffalo's waist.'"

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The students looked at the two of them in amazement, but they didn't expect that a nameless boy could fight with Tang Fuzi, who was famous for his literary talents in the capital, and looked at Tang Fuzi's expression, and seemed to be very satisfied with this newcomer.

In the end, Tang Fuzi was refreshed, so he let Liu Fan sit down with satisfaction, and solemnly admonished: "Since you come to Guozijian to study, you must always pay attention to your words and deeds, and don't act like this Meng Lang in the future!" Liu Fan nodded again and again.

Li Gongzi admired Liu Fan very much: "Liu Gongzi is really talented, and I admire him so much!" ”

That is, I'm Wenqu Xing, you kid has a vision. However, on the surface, Liu Fan still has to be modest: "Offering ugliness, offering ugliness, it is a large number of masters, and it is a fluke that should not be true." "In fact, I have long been happy in my heart, who am I? I am a talented Liu Fan and Liu who is in the wind in Yushu, suave, and omniscient! I don't overflow who overflows!

In this way, in the heart of his heart, Liu Fan finally stayed up until the end of class.

After Master Tang left, the students left the school in an orderly manner and went outside to move their sedentary muscles and bones. At first, Liu Fan thought it was lunch time, but after looking at the class schedule, he realized that there were two classes in the morning, and one class was an hour, which means that Liu Fan had to stay up for another hour before it was lunch time, and Liu Fan was petrified........