Chapter 170: The Theory of Cow Dung
Chu Yi secretly slandered in his heart: Look at your squinting appearance, don't you just want to tease a few more girls, the fun is really low......
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Liu Fan nodded and smiled: "Of course I know this, but it's better to scold them than not to scold them, it's like a person who is so hungry that he only has one breath left, and then someone takes a lump of cow dung for him to eat, do you say this is a charcoal in the snow?" Or is it worse still? ”
Patting Chu Yi on the shoulder, Liu Fan smiled and said meaningfully: "We are the ones who send cow dung, as for whether they are grateful to us or hate us, that's their business, we don't have to take it to heart." ”
Chu Yi secretly rolled his eyes, as if he didn't understand Liu Fan's "reasonable" analogy.
The two chatted like this, and the anti-pornography brigade also started another round of operations.
This time, Liu Fan's "thief's eyes" were staring at the painting boat rippling on the Luoshui River.
At this time, although it is late at night, but the painting boat and the brothel, are the city that never sleeps, Luoshui is humid, the night is shrouded in the painting boat, a thin fog rises in the middle of the night, the hazy Luo water, such as stars and lamps dotted with several painting boats, walking slowly and leisurely on the quiet river, swaying like a young girl.
Liu Fan temporarily requisitioned more than a dozen civilian boats, and led more than 200 soldiers to row to the nearest painting boat, which was not small in scale, and at a glance it was a famous and famous big industry.
When the civilian boat was only a few feet away from the painting boat, Liu Fan found a piece of iron sheet out of nowhere, surrounded it into a cone, and made a simple copycat version of the loudspeaker, Liu Fan smiled proudly, put his mouth in front of the horn, secretly lucky, and then exhaled and shouted: "The people inside are listening, you have been surrounded!" Men and women, take off your pants and walk out one by one, or we'll go up and clean you up!" ”
All the sergeants shouted in unison: "The people inside listen to ......"
The high-pitched and bright voice came from far away in the empty Luoshui.
It is conceivable that in the quiet middle of the night, the roar on Luoshui is as loud as a thunder on the ground.
The painting boat soon fell into a panic, and the awakened seekers and girls were first confused, not knowing what had happened, and then began to panic, and the painting boat suddenly ran wolf and pigs, chickens and dogs jumped, mixed with men's scolding, women's screams, and the end was noisy and lively.
Liu Fan is a person who likes to be lively, and the scene in front of him obviously achieved his expected effect.
Liu Fan was very satisfied, smiled evilly, waved his big hand, and all the sergeants boarded the painting boat one after another.
In the hall of the painting boat, men and women were running around in disheveled clothes and disheveled appearances, with irrepressible horror on their faces, and the luxuriously arranged hall was already in disarray, as if it had been galloped by thousands of grass and mud horses.
Liu Fan frowned, and the soldiers rushed in like wolves, and after a period of rectification, the scene finally calmed down.
"Stand still! Line up and look at you bears! Liu Fan reprimanded the guest with words, glanced at it, and found that there were several girls in the crowd who were very good-looking and in shape......
The official department is still in the house of Liu Yi.
Tobe Hua Shilang drank tea for a long time, looking leisurely.
Liu Yi smiled at the corner of his mouth, and said lightly: "Zongde, the old man invited you over today, because I want to discuss something with you." ”
Hua Shilang realized all this, and replied: "Isn't the boss trying to control the brothel?" ”
Liu Yi nodded slowly: "Your intentions are good, but that Liu Fan can really toss, and the trouble is very unreasonable, and now the ministers of the DPRK and China have complained to the old man, saying that Liu Fan led the army to beat and smash those Fengyue places, and the people in the capital are very uneasy about this." ”
Hua Shilang said indifferently: "Boss, this matter seems to have nothing to do with the disciples, right?" ”
Liu Yi frowned and sighed: "...... The bell still needs to be tied to the bell, Zongde, this matter started because of your beloved son's unprovoked disaster, and the old man is also very sad for you, but you and I are the minister of the court, and I care about the people of the world, at this moment, we should let go of personal grievances, and don't disturb the people. ”
A sneering smile flashed on Hua Shilang's face, and then he quickly returned to his flat expression.
"Boss, the door is old to get this son, although the dog is frivolous and unruly on weekdays, but after all, it is the blood relatives of the door, and the door says an indecent word, the door in this life, as an official to make money, buy land and land, for no one else, it is the hope to leave the dog a family business that does not worry about eating and drinking, so that he can pass on the incense of the Hua family, and in the future he is expected to spread the branches and leaves for the Hua family, and shine on the lintel, but now...... Alas! ”
Hua Shilang let out a long sigh, his expression looked gloomy, and even a little desperate: "...... The boss has the grace of cultivation and promotion under the door, this grace is unforgettable, but the boss can know that now the door is all ashes, this life under the door, the official to the household servant, tens of thousands of silver, but in the end, the door feels that it has become an empty event, the Hua family has been extinct since the door, and the door is really the family's sinners through the ages! ”
Saying that, Hua Shilang couldn't care about the dignity of the officials, and cried in front of Liu Yi.
Liu Yi frowned secretly, then relaxed again, and said with relief: "Zongde, please mourn, don't be too sad, whether you are an official or a person, we always have to look forward, fortunately, Lingzi is still alive, his life is fine, and everything is to be lenient." Let go of depression for the time being, and do errands in the future, relieve your Majesty's worries, and solve difficulties for the people. ”
Hua Shilang raised his sleeves to wipe his tears, and said sadly: "Master Xie said leniently, the door is rude." ”
Liu Yi smiled and said: "It's okay, you and I have known each other for more than ten years, so you don't need to be polite to each other." Lingzi suffered this catastrophe, you are already very sad, the old man should not have mentioned this matter again, but now that the people are in dire straits, the old man is so anxious that he has to mention it again...... That Liu Fan is now acting under the guise of being ordered, but he is doing nonsense in the capital, if he doesn't impose a stop, I don't know what kind of disaster this person will cause, how many innocent people will be involved, Zongde, this matter is imminent, you have to come forward. ”
Hua Shilang lowered his head and didn't say anything for a long time when he heard the words.
Seeing this, Liu Yi couldn't help frowning again.
The two sat in front of the hall and were relatively silent, Liu Yi was very treacherous, and his qi cultivation kung fu was really good, seeing that Hua Shilang lowered his head and did not react, he knew that he was thinking about it, and he didn't bother him, his eyes were half closed, and he began to recuperate.
After the time of a pillar of incense, Hua Shilang suddenly gritted his teeth, his eyes flashed a little resolutely, he got up and made a long gesture towards Liu Yi, and said categorically: "Forgive me, my lord, there is a monstrous hatred in my heart, the life of the dog and the inheritance of the Hua family have been destroyed in the hands of those nurses raised in the brothel, and the door vows to seek justice for the dog and avenge this blood feud for my Hua family!" Boss, your kindness can only be offended! ”