The surprise of the Taoist aunt of the temple brought the incident back to yesterday. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Yesterday was the last day of the first year of Jingde, many pilgrims of Jinxiang came to the door of the Xuanmiao Temple early, as soon as the time came, the men and women of the letter had a pious heart, with the slowly opening of the door, slowly walked towards the main hall, they wanted to offer a pillar of incense in front of the carving of Li Er, the originator of Taoism, in order to pray for smooth sailing, everything is auspicious.

At this time, Xiao Lizi accompanied Ling Zhao after the morning class, he was bored, so he walked slowly along the Taoist temple, in the Xuanmiao Temple, each Taoist aunt must perform their own duties, and they are not allowed to move around at will, but Xiao Lizi can move around at will due to his special identity and the support of the royal family behind his back.

Xiao Lizi came to the gate, stood there and looked at the crowd pouring in, and suddenly found a strange thing, usually only in the backyard of the temple Taoist aunt, for some reason, also came to the gate, staring intently at the people who came here to Jinxiang, after about a cup of tea time, I saw a thirty-four or five years old from outside the Taoist temple, a person dressed in chic and elegant Confucian dress, this old man walked into the door, at a glance saw the Taoist aunt of the temple, the two nodded to each other, and then the Taoist aunt of the temple turned around and left, The Confucian scholar, who stopped for a moment, pretended to be careless, and followed.

The two felt that the eye contact was only instantaneous, and the knowledge of all this made the sharp-eyed Xiao Lizi see it clearly, which aroused her curiosity, so Xiao Lizi quietly followed.

I saw that the two people in front of them bypassed the main hall and walked to the backyard, and soon came to the room where the Taoist aunt of the temple lived alone, and the Taoist aunt of the temple looked around vigilantly, and then gently pushed the door open, beckoned, and the two dodged into the room.

Xiao Lizi tiptoed over, put his ear to the window, and only heard the Confucian say, "You miss me to death." Then there was a wheezing sound, Xiao Lizi gently poked through the window paper to see, and then someone had hugged each other tightly, kissing, so he hurriedly turned his head to the side with a red face, and after a while, he couldn't help but be curious, and put his eyes on the paper hole to look, only to see that the two people had untied their clothes, rolling naked on the bed, Xiao Lizi hurriedly covered his face and quietly ran away.

Although Xiao Lizi was only fourteen years old, he also knew about men and women, ran far away, and stomped his feet and said, "Bah, it's really mildew to see this early in the morning." Saying that, he scolded fiercely: "Shameless, I look dignified on weekdays, but who knows that I will do such a dirty thing." ”

After thinking about it, he said to himself: "But can you blame that Dao Gu for this matter, that person can stand the torment of this green lantern scroll." ”

Yes, Xiao Lizi is right, just imagine, the Taoist aunt of the temple is twenty-eight or nineteen years old, as a woman is the period of the most vigorous physiological needs, then the heart is like an ancient well, not alarmed! Whether it is love or love, people always have desires, especially between men and women, which no one can suppress.

After listening to Xiao Lizi's insinuations, the Taoist aunt of the prison temple knew that her affair with Confucianism might have been discovered by Xiao Lizi, so she changed her serious face before, and said in a low voice with a smile on her face: "Immeasurable Tianzun, donor, poor Dao just saw that the sky was already dark, and I was afraid that it would be unsafe for you to go out." ”

Xiao Li Zi straightened his chest and said: "This capital is a dignified Son of Heaven, what insecurity can there be, I'm not afraid!" ”

The Taoist aunt of the temple said: "Okay, since you said that you are not afraid, please do it!" ”

Xiao Lizi let out a cold snort from his nostrils, walked out of the door with his face to the sky, walked far away, stomped his feet and said: "It's really a person who is going backwards without leaving, and I have to force my aunt and grandmother to reveal your old bottom." As he spoke, he looked at the scenery along the street and walked forward. Although it is only more than two months to wander on this street, but for Xiao Lizi who loves to talk and move, it seems that many years have passed, and it feels fresh when he sees it, even the lights hanging on the trees on both sides of the street feel brighter than in previous years, and the pedestrians on the street also feel extra cordial, as if they have become their own relatives.

All this and the mystical view turned out to be a world of two heavens, Xiao Lizi didn't understand why many people didn't enjoy this free life, but they wanted to go to what temple to the green lantern scrolls and clay statues, and they were willing to accept the fetters of the Qing rules and precepts, and they were really looking for their own guilt.

In this way, Xiao Lizi stopped and stopped, and soon came to the imperial city, and went straight to the side door, and was about to run in, when the soldier who knew that he was standing guard shouted with a red cherry spear: "Stop, don't go forward!" ”

Xiao Lizi stopped and said puzzledly: "You can't let me in." ”

The soldier sneered disdainfully, "Why? Don't you open your eyes to see what kind of place this is, is it your little Taoist priest, you can enter if you want! ”

Xiao Lizi suddenly realized, hurriedly took out a jade plaque from his arms, stretched it out in front of the soldier's eyes and said, "Brother, look at this." ”

The soldier took the jade plaque and saw that it was the waist plaque for entering and exiting the Forbidden Palace, and asked in surprise, "...... are you?"

Xiao Lizi grinned and said, "Hehe, this brother, why did you get promoted, you didn't know me after only two months!" ”

The soldier looked at it carefully, and then said in surprise: "Oh, it turned out to be a little plum girl!" Then he whispered: "Didn't you accompany the princess to the Xuanmiaoguan monk's house?" Why did you come back, didn't you stand the suffering there and secretly ran back. ”

Xiao Lizi smiled bitterly: "Then how can it, my little Lizi has a beginning and an end to doing things." No, I came back on the order of the princess to pay New Year's greetings to the emperor and Liu Niangniang. ”

The soldier said, "Little Lizi, you are suffering, hurry up and go in!" "Just this sentence you suffered, almost let Xiao Lizi's tears flow, she hurriedly bowed her head and walked in, she secretly felt strange, my little Lizi, I have been an orphan since I was a child, and I have already honed into a heart of stone in the suffering, why is it so fragile, this is not my character!

Soon, Xiao Lizi came to Liu E's bedroom, knelt on the steps and shouted: "Slave Xiao Lizi to meet Niangniang!" ”

At this time, Liu E was reading a book under the lamp, and when she heard the shout, she hurriedly put down the scroll and told the palace maid in surprise: "Hurry up, it's the personal girl of Baozhu who came back, let her in quickly." ”

The palace maid hurriedly ran to the door and said, "Little Lizi, Niang Niang announced that you will see you immediately." ”

Xiao Lizi stood up, strode in, knelt down in front of Liu E with a "poof" and choked up: "Slave and maid bow to Niang Niang Chitose." ”

Liu E hurriedly leaned over and picked up Xiao Lizi and said lovingly: "Hurry up, little Lizi, these days have made you suffer." Orbs are good! ”

Xiao Lizi stood up and nodded: "Okay, everything is fine with the princess, this is not the New Year, she ordered the slave maid to come back for her to give Long Live and Niangniang's New Year's greetings." ”

Liu E nodded and said, "Okay, it's hard for Baozhu to still think about Long Live and the Palace." Banzai didn't eat a few bites of food tonight, and Hongu knew that he missed the orb. As he spoke, he stood up and instructed the palace maid, "Wait for the palace to change clothes." ”

The palace maid hurriedly took out her clothes and waited for Liu E to put them on, and then took the big coat and draped it on Liu E's body.

Liu E said to Xiao Lizi: "Xiao Lizi go, this palace will take you to Jixian to meet Long live!"

Two palace maids, one left and one right, supported Liu E, walked to the Jixian Palace, and when they came to the Jixian Palace, Liu E said to the eunuch standing in front of the door: "Go in and report it, and say that the palace is coming." ”

The eunuch said: "Niangniang, please wait, the little one will go in and report immediately!" ”

The eunuch walked into the Jixian Hall and knelt down and said, "Long live the Lord Qiyu, Liu Niangniang asks to see you!" ”

Emperor Zhenzong waved his hand and said, "It's really annoying, I want to be quiet alone for a while, and I can't be at peace." ”

The eunuch said: "Long live, do you see it or not?" ”

Emperor Zhenzong pondered for a moment and said, "Then let her in!" ”

The eunuch came to the outside of the Jixian Hall and said, "Long live Xuan Niangniang Jin!" ”

Liu E said to the two palace maids: "You two are waiting outside, and I will go with Xiao Li Zijin to see Long live." ”

Liu E and Xiao Lizi walked into the Jixian Palace, and Liu E made a blessing to Emperor Zhenzong and said, "The concubines see Your Majesty." ”

Emperor Zhenzong waved his hand listlessly and said, "No courtesy!" ”

Liu E pulled Xiao Lizi and said, "Little Lizi, come and see Long live!" ”

Xiao Lizi hurriedly knelt down and bowed: "Long live, long live, long live, long live!" ”

Because Xiao Lizi was dressed as a Taoist, Emperor Zhenzong said in surprise: "Who is this, what is going on." ”

Liu E said: "Your Majesty, this is the little plum who went to Xuanmiaoguan with the treasure bead to become a monk!" ”

Emperor Zhenzong said happily when he heard this: "Oh, it turned out to be a little plum, my treasure bead is good!" ”

Xiao Li Zi said: "Long live Qiyu, the princess has always been very good, this is not today's New Year, the princess ordered the slave to come back on her behalf to pay homage to the New Year." As he spoke, he snorted three more times.

Emperor Zhenzong said: "Okay, it's rare for Baozhu to be filial, and it's rare for your little plum to work hard." Then he said to Chen Lin, the eunuch beside him: "I will give Xiao Lizi a reward of five hundred taels of silver to reward him for his loyalty." ”

Xiao Lizi hurriedly excused himself and said: "Long live, this can't be helped, isn't it just three heads, then you can bear such a big reward." ”

Emperor Zhenzong looked at Xiao Lizi with an innocent and straightforward appearance and laughed: "Haha, Xiao Lizi, you must receive love for this reward, otherwise what I said is a holy decree." ”

Xiao Lizi heard this and hurriedly snorted and said, "Slave and maid, thank the lord Longen." ”

Emperor Zhenzong listened and said: "That's right, you take this reward back to Xuanmiaoguan, you can go out to buy some delicious food, and you children like to play, so as not to be too bitter there." ”

Xiao Lizi blushed and said in a low voice: "Long live, the slave is no longer a child." ”

Emperor Zhenzong smiled: "Why not, no matter how old you are, you are also a child in front of me." ”

Liu E said beside him: "Little Lizi, you don't know, Your Majesty has been pulling his face all day today because he misses the jewel, and when you come back, he is as happy as a child." ”

Xiao Lizi said: "Niangniang, Xiao Lizi is young, but I want to pity the hearts of parents all over the world!" There is a parent who does not care about his children. ”

Emperor Zhenzong nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, what Xiao Lizi said is right." Then he said to Xiao Lizi: "Xiao Lizi, do you have anything else to say about Baozhu for you to bring back!" ”

Xiao Lizi shook his head and said, "No, but the princess asked me to bring this to Banzai!" As he spoke, he took out a small yellow satin purse from his arms and handed it to Emperor Zhenzong.

Emperor Zhenzong said: "What kind of treasure is this?" As he spoke, he slowly opened his purse, only to see a wisp of black and oily green silk presented in front of him, seeing things and thinking about people, Emperor Zhenzong's tears fell one by one and fell onto the green silk in his hand.

Liu E's eyes also turned red, and she sighed softly: "Alas, Your Majesty, don't be sad and cry there, didn't Xiao Lizi say it, the treasure bead is very good in the Xuan Miao Temple." ”

Emperor Zhenzong stomped his feet and said: "What is good, no matter how good it is, you can't accept it!" ”

Xiao Lizi said: "Isn't it! It's all to blame on Ding Qian's kid! ”

Liu E glared at Xiao Lizi, and Xiao Lizi hurriedly closed her mouth.

Emperor Zhenzong sighed and said: "Alas, this man and woman, who can be blamed, if you want to blame, blame the creation and make people, if Baozhu and Ding Qian don't know each other, but how can there be so many ifs in this world." ”

Liu E said: "Your Majesty, since Xiao Lizi has brought back the news of the orb, you can rest assured!" ”

Emperor Zhenzong nodded and said, "This heart, it can be regarded as stable for the time being!" ”

Liu E turned to Xiao Lizi and said, "Xiao Lizi, I think you won't go back to Xuanmiaoguan tonight, will you stay in the palace for a night!" ”

Xiao Lizi waved his hand and said: "Niangniang, this is not good, if I don't go back, the princess will be worried, and besides, the princess is alone in the scripture hall and there is no one to talk to, I don't know how lonely it is." ”

Liu E said: "Little Lizi, it's rare for you to have a piece of your mind, and I will send two forbidden soldiers to escort you back, so as not to be unsafe on the road." ”

Emperor Zhenzong said: "It's okay, that little plum, you can go back immediately." When I returned to the temple, I told the princess that I was all right, but I missed her very much, and if she was allowed, let her find time to come back and see. ”

Xiao Li Zi said: "Long live, the slave knows." As he spoke, he knelt on the ground and swallowed his head, and then left the Jixian Hall and went back to the Xuanmiao Temple.