In the immigration bureau of the Qing Dynasty, a group of aunts are handling cases while their parents are short.

Suddenly, an aunt smiled and said, "There is an American named Blake Lee who wants to immigrate to our Daqingna, and the Chinese name he applied for is Li Xiantai, haha, it's too funny." I want to be Li Xiantai, but I'm really sick. ”

Li Xiantai's legal identity in the United States is called Blake Lee, and his national identity in Japan is Yueiji Xiantai, dual nationality, and now he is applying for the nationality of the Qing Dynasty, these are all countries where multiple citizenship is not illegal, and the Chinese Federation is not okay, because it does not recognize multiple nationality.

Smiling and smiling, the aunt seemed to have a frozen smile: "This ...... This seems to be the real Li Xiantai. ”

Rumble! All the aunts gathered around.

"What's going on? Isn't this guy a Japanese parliamentarian? ”

"Do you say the boss agrees or doesn't agree?"

"Whether we agree or not, we don't dare to make a decision, otherwise, if we make a mistake, we will be in prison at least and lose our heads...... Hurry up and report to the leader. ”

These aunts, like the Angelo (or crow's mouth), spread the news in an instant, and the entire Qing Kingdom immediately boiled and launched a huge discussion.

"This is a super talent, shouting every day to introduce a talent from all over the world, don't hold back now!"

"There's no conspiracy, is there? Why do you want to be a domestic slave of the United States, Japan, and my Qing Dynasty? ”

"Go back to North Africa and be the king of camels, we don't welcome you in the Qing Kingdom, because you killed our people, and if you have the courage to do it, you must have a list to admit it."

"We must not let an executioner become a citizen of my Qing Dynasty and swear to defend the purity of the motherland!"

"Want to be naturalized? Let's be judged first, dare you? ”

"I want to ask, why are the cherry blossom dealers still selling AK guns to the Great Qing Kingdom? Isn't this pushing us into the fire pit? Now there are more and more shootings, and a few days ago I was attacked by a group of gunmen next door at night, which is so exciting! You have to give us an account! ”

"What is a night raid? There was also a fire in our village and the next village, and there was AK on the other side, which scared us with dung forks and nine-tooth nail rakes, and one of our timid buddies in our village knelt down for each other.

Hold the grass, the man has gold under his knees, and the sale of guns has indeed caused indelible losses to our Qing Dynasty, and if you want to become a naturalized citizen, you must first pay a huge amount of compensation and mental damages. ”

"Don't be open-minded about money, we have 80,000 officials and citizens in the Qing Dynasty, and no amount of money is enough for us to stuff our teeth. Therefore, or the archway is the most important, we don't want a stranger who does not have a strong sense of belonging to my Qing Dynasty, everyone says right? ”

The top brass of the Great Qing Kingdom feared that Li Xiantai's influence would be super strong after he became a naturalized citizen, which was a precedent in Japanese politics. They hired a large number of trolls to forcibly expose, insult, and provoke on major social forums, making the online public opinion of the entire Qing Kingdom seem to be a voice of opposition.

Isn't it just a matter of entering a nationality, why is it so agitated?

Sailor Moon Saber next to him said: "It seems that the other party has dispatched a big killer: water army, do you want me to help you go to 24 hours of sleepless reply and scold back?" You beg me, and I will help you. ”

Li Xiantai frowned: "What? Still, please, you agree? ”

Saber twisted his waist and said arrogantly, "This is the usual trick of you human girls, since you have given me such a real life, I can't live up to your ardent expectations." ”

Li Xiantai: "That...... Forget it, it's too much trouble. ”

Saber looked at him incredulously, "Wouldn't it? I refused to accept this small request. ”

Li Xiantai: "To be serious, how is the situation in Myanmar?" ”

Saber: "There are also some guerrillas in the north, who often run into the territory of the Great Qing Kingdom, and we can't catch them, and most of the rest of the places have already surrendered." ”

Li Xiantai said "hmm" seriously: "It's the ...... of the Qing Dynasty again"

Saber: "There's another guy who claims to be a descendant of Emperor Nanming, and he wants to mix up some financial subsidies, it's funny." ”

Li Xiantai: "Oh? Is it true or fake? ”

Saber: "Of course it's fake, but that guy is a good tricker, and now that the people of Yangon have a little spare money, they are happy to make peace with this fake descendant of Nanming, and add a little entertainment to the boring life." ”

Li Xian smiled weirdly and said, "Did he say that he wanted to oppose the Qing Dynasty and restore his sight?" ”

Saber: "This...... It doesn't seem to have such great ambitions, now that the economy of the Qing Dynasty is already the second in the world, the superpower is here, even if it is really a Nanming noble, where can he dare to have such a mind? ”

Li Xiantai said strangely again: "We should encourage such old people who are determined to be thousands of miles away...... Oh, how old is that guy? ”

Saber: "Young, looks like you. ”

Li Xiantai changed his words: "Okay, young and good, he looks vibrant, you should guide him more, so as to find an excuse to use troops against the Qing Dynasty." ”

Saber: "Are you sure?" The Great Qing Kingdom is ...... Myanmar, the world's second largest economy...... Nanming ......"

Li Xiantai: "Hmm...... Also, the blood pheasant chariot may still need to be improved, the focus is on enhancing stealth performance, and the stealth fighters of the Great Qing Kingdom cannot be allowed to discover the blood pheasant too early, in this regard, the stationary chariot is very advantageous, and when the plane gets close to a certain extent, they will have difficulties.

It's so decided, let's see if the blood pheasant chariot can give me a chance to recover. ”

Saber sighed: "Miss Aya Hirana said that you are a tyrant, I didn't believe it at first, but now it seems that ...... I can't stand it anymore, I'm just crazy, do I really want to fight all over the world? ”

Li Xiantai: "Or, you can find me a good reason?" How can you unify the rivers and lakes, thousands of generations, longevity and heaven without war? ”

Saber: "No matter what the excuse is, it's better than anti-Qing and Mingming, you're so funny." Let's use the excuse that the soldiers are missing, since the Great Qing State has released the Burmese soldiers, there is a price to pay. ”

……

"What? The Burmese army knocks on the side? You repeat? "The prime minister of the Great Qing Kingdom hardly believed his ears, he preferred to believe that his military intelligence agency was really engaged in exercises, or engaged in oolongs or something. A small Myanmar dares to argue with my Great Qing Kingdom, and no one will believe it when it comes out.

The aide said: "Your Excellency, this Myanmar is not the Myanmar of the past, and their air-ground combat vehicles have beaten the Indian army all over the ground in the mountain warfare, and we must not guard against it." In order not to have a big war, our border guards have endured and cannot endure any longer. It can be seen that the Burmese people came prepared and were not afraid of war. ”

The prime minister was upset: "Why is it another war?" In this world, there are people who like to stir up the wind and rain. Hmph, our Great Qing Kingdom is neither troublesome nor afraid, so you can arrange for military mobilization in Yunnan, and we are still enthusiastic about fighting Japan. It should be mobilized soon, right? ”

Staff: "Also, what about Li Xiantai's application for naturalization?" Keep dragging? ”

Prime Minister: "Nonsense, of course it's dragging, don't you know about my citizens of the Great Qing Kingdom?" They are full of benevolence and morality, but as soon as they come to reality, they immediately turn against them, I am sure that many people are willing to hug Li Xiantai's thighs, and then I, maybe the government of our entire Qing Kingdom will be ********, but it is not okay to refuse, just drag it out. ”

Staff: "Yes, my lord is wise, and the subordinate will retire." ”

After he retreated, the prime minister's young and beautiful female assistant said softly: "My lord, why can't you refuse?" Isn't it possible to justifiably reject this executioner? ”

While enjoying the massage of the beautiful assistant, the prime minister hummed and chirped, and said: "You don't understand, this person is very ambitious, and his strength is greater than his ambition, I'm afraid that my Qing Dynasty has entered an eventful season, and if I can tolerate a little more time, then a little more time."

My tech advisor told me that Sakura Aerospace's technology was so scary that the world didn't know what to do with it. I now kind of understand why the State of Qi in the Warring States Period watched the State of Qin annex the rest of the powers, and I really can't afford to provoke it.

And I just hope that we can become the country of Qi, the last country to be targeted. This Li Xiantai has a 100% chance of being the boss of the raven company, very vicious, and refuses to admit it even if he is killed, it is simply a jingle of the bell to cover his ears. ”

The female assistant laughed at Bai Meisheng, which provoked the Prime Minister to take out his energy to get angry, he touched the female assistant's little ****, and the female assistant was suddenly full of blushing like a peach blossom.

The Prime Minister smiled "hehe" and said, "Sassy hooves, have you thought about it?" Why don't you take out Pfizer's original Viagra?

Alas, old man, fortunately there are still Americans who invented this thing...... It's still good to be original, our factory in the Qing Dynasty is unreliable, and even a generic drug can't be imitated well, why is there so little talent in this area in such a foreign country?

What's wrong with my Daqing manufacturing? ”

The female assistant tried to distract the old thing, saying, "yes, what the hell is wrong?" We have so many talented people in the Qing Dynasty, how can we say that it should be more reliable than India, right? I've heard that the World Health Organization would rather buy generic drugs from India than from our Daqing country!

There are still such rumors circulating, saying that even poor ghosts refuse to eat the medicine produced by the Great Qing Kingdom. This is because the medicines procured by the World Health Organization are basically used for humanitarian aid in Africa. ”

The prime minister was really transferred, after all, he was an old man, and he was toyed with in applause by a young and beautiful witty female assistant without knowing it. He pondered for a moment and said, "My medical scientific advisor told me a terrifying thing that made me doubt my life. ”

Female assistant: "What? ”

Prime Minister: "Before Viagra was launched, it was doing phase III clinical trials, and the phase III was a large number of participants, reaching more than 1,000 people. You know what? As a control group, the effectiveness of the fake drug using starch actually reached 37%. Did you get anything out of it? ”

Female assistant: "What? I don't understand? 37% effectiveness of counterfeit drugs? ”

Prime Minister: "Yes, as long as the doctor says that this is a drug trial to improve the ability of tintin, these people who have taken fake drugs by psychological suggestion will feel effective." 37%Ah...... So I'm wondering if our policy of protecting TCM is wrong? It is likely that the effectiveness of Chinese medicine is not yet 37%, in fact, it is a mental suggestion at work.

The effectiveness of our national treasure TCM is not recognized internationally, and our Royal Food and Drug Administration of the Great Qing Dynasty approves thousands of TCM products every year...... So, the medical consultant said, it is the proliferation of counterfeit drugs that affects our entire medical industry. ”