Car veteran
The first time I saw a car veteran, it was because my old liberation truck, which was older than me, finally couldn't bear the roads and climate of Xinjiang, and I hiccuped all the way!
It's not that I haven't repaired it, and it's not that I haven't looked at a fellow teacher, but it's useless.
So I could only go to the car company and ask a professional.
The car veteran walked up to me in a training uniform without a military rank and a cigarette in his mouth.
Without waiting for me to speak, the car veteran stretched out a huge slap directly at me: "A red tower mountain, an extended type!" ”
At first, I thought it was just a veteran joke on the recruits.
As early as when he was in the recruit company, the veteran who was a clerk liked to hold a stack of recruits' letters aloft, and shouted with a grinning face: "You guys are lazy, and they are all dirty like donkey balls and still coming to the master's side?" Go to the master's room, wash the socks and brush the shoes for the master, and the master will give the letter to you recruits! Otherwise...... The master filled this stack of letters into the stove of the cooking class! ”
So a group of stupid recruits scattered in a hurry, and cleaned up the yard by dividing it by two, and wiped the doors and windows of each class brightly, and cleaned up the personal hygiene.
Then, grinning, he went to the old soldier to take the letter.
As for the veteran's shoes and socks, no one really touched them!
It is true that the army pays attention to the rules of a new recruit and a veteran, and occasionally there are indeed things that help the veteran wash his clothes and buy two boxes of cigarettes, but it is purely voluntary.
Brother is related to this step, seeing that Big Brother is so tired that he has no strength to move, what can he do to wash his clothes and buy two boxes of cigarettes for Big Brother?
As for forcing recruits to do these chores......
I don't know about other troops, and the unit I'm staying in doesn't have this rule!
So when the car veteran offered a price for a Hongta Mountain, I was so stupid to take out a box of yellow fruit trees from my pocket, and then stupidly handed the veteran a crumpled cigarette: "The veteran is hard, please show me ......"
Before he finished speaking, the car veteran turned around and left!
Now, it's really confusing to me......
Could it be that this veteran really told me to buy a Hongta Mountain???
A lengthened Hongta Mountain, the most expensive in the military service club that year, that is, one hundred and two. For me, who had already started singing and making money before I became a soldier, it really didn't cost a lot of money.
But I wondered how this car veteran could open this mouth?
And a group of veterans next to me also took it for granted, and a few of them shouted loudly, asking me to go to the military service club to buy cigarettes in a hurry???
I was confused, but I still ran to the military service club under my feet. It's just that the more I thought about it when I was buying cigarettes, the more strange I felt, so I called my instructor.
On the other end of the phone, the instructor's Henan accent was also taken for granted: "Ah...... That old coward...... I want you to go to Hongta Mountain, right? Then you kid took advantage, he knows that you are my soldier! Let's buy cigarettes and give them to people...... That's it! ”
Now, I wonder even more......
My instructor, in addition to his first-class military qualities, is also extraordinarily protective of calves.
Sometimes the soldiers in the company suffered losses outside, and the instructor took up the armed belt and personally led the troops to rush to the confinement room of the garrison headquarters!
But what the hell is going on today?
With such a stomach full of confusion and confusion, the lengthened Hongta Mountain was still delivered to the hands of the car veteran.
Then, the car veteran pointed at the front of the car with a golden knife next to my old liberation, and the Mohe smoke in his hand pointed at the front of the car: "Carburetor triangle valve, unscrew it!" ”
As I said, I hurriedly rushed up, honestly unscrewed the triangle valve, and respectfully handed it to the car veteran.
And then......
The car veteran took the triangular valve and licked it on his tongue, rubbed it on his clothes, and reinstalled it for me himself......
That's all it takes, right?
After the old Jiefang experienced the car veteran who fiddled with it for less than a minute, he didn't have any problems for most of the year.
And for most of the year, as long as I went to the car company, the car veterans would pull me to talk for a while.
Some tips for repairing cars, some maintenance tips, techniques when taking monorail bridges and double-track bridges, and even the method of tying a sleeper to run another 20 kilometers after the car has blown up one side of the rear wheel......
I could think of all the knowledge that I couldn't even think of, and that I didn't even have in a vehicle maintenance textbook, and I was slowly taught it in the process of chatting and talking nonsense.
And in that process, there will always be soldiers who come to repair cars and buy cigarettes for car veterans.
I never want anything else, I always want to lengthen Hongta Mountain.
I also asked the instructor why the car veteran always came to buy cigarettes for the car repair soldiers?
Why did he never smoke the cigarettes he bought, and the cigarettes in his mouth were always the kind of Mohe cigarettes that could buy a big pack for two yuan?
But the instructor just smiled and never said it.
asked in a hurry, so he raised his eyebrows and shouted: "You kid is so idle that it hurts, right?" Carry the equipment on your back and give Lao Tzu five kilometers! ”
Then, it just flew up and kicked me out of the company......
Later, the car veteran was transferred, and it is said that he went to a certain yamen of the general assembly.
On the first night of departure, the car veteran's room was full of soldiers and officers who had come to see him off.
didn't have anything else to say, just said that the veteran went well, and the veteran finally got through......
It wasn't until after the car veteran was gone that the story of the car veteran was allowed to spread among our group of recruits.
The car veteran's skills are top-notch, any car drives one or two back and forth in front of him, and the car veteran can tell where the car is wrong when he opens his mouth? How to fix it!
But car veterans don't have a diploma and aren't even very literate!
His craft was learned from his master when he was seven or eight years old, and he slept in the middle of the night on the fifth watch, doing dirty work and playing hard, plus his own pondering.
So after the time of compulsory military service for car veterans expired, Tigan became a luxury, and he could only become a volunteer.
On one occasion, a group of so-called mechanical experts from a certain high-ranking yamen came to the plateau and cold region to do some kind of test with some new type of military vehicle.
Naturally, the car veteran followed as a helping force.
Coincidentally, the new military vehicle, which looks quite sturdy and carried on the plateau, is easy to boil the cylinder and boil the pot as soon as it is driven in the plateau area, and a group of experts have been playing left and right for half a month, but they have not been able to solve this problem.
At this time, the car veteran, who couldn't help it, said that you can see if a certain cooling circuit is blocked? The soil in the highlands is dusty and easy to ......
Before he finished speaking, a group of experts stood up and took the lead, and very disdainfully took out the root and lengthened Hongta Mountain from his pocket, and replied coawardly - this is new equipment, not the old machinery you have played, let's pay attention to science......
What else is said later, the specific content is no longer available.
But according to the soldiers present at the time, there was not a single dirty word, but every sentence was blocked in the hearts of the car veterans!
To sum up, the central idea is - you guy who doesn't even have a degree to shut up!
And then the car veteran was on fire......
With a large bag of Mohe smoke that he could buy for two dollars, he rushed over, took a wrench and screwdriver, dismantled a part of a cooling circuit in three or two clicks, and threw it in front of the expert's eyes, then turned around and left!
In front of everyone's eyes, everyone clearly saw that the cooling circuit part had been completely clogged up with dust and turned into a lump!
After cleaning the cooling circuit parts and adding a dust-proof gadget, the new military vehicles that were cherished and sent to the plateau for testing were successfully completed, and then all the experts went home happily.
But no one has ever mentioned the car veteran......
The car veteran, who never got sick, was sick for a week after that incident.
Eat and drink as usual, but don't come out to work. Seeing that the cars were even waiting for him to repair outside, they began to line up, and the car veterans did not move their nests.
There are soldiers to invite, and all the words have been said, and the car veterans are silent and motionless!
Later, this incident finally alarmed the group leader.
The head of the group didn't say anything, just took two lengthened red tower mountains, sat in the car veteran's room with his hands behind his back for a while, and then threw the two cigarettes at the head of the car veteran's bed, and then pointed to the cars outside the window that were waiting for the car veteran to repair, and said softly: "Go to work!" ”
The car veteran also pinched the Mohe cigarette in his hand and walked out of the house with the toolkit......
Since then, whenever the car veterans start to repair the vehicle, the soldiers who are the owners of the car will buy a lengthened Hongta Mountain for the car veterans.
Some soldiers said that this is the rule set by the head of the regiment, because the craftsmanship of car veterans is worth the price!
Some soldiers also said that this is a rule set by the soldiers themselves, because the craftsmanship of car veterans far exceeds this price!
There are also soldiers who say that this is a rule set in people's hearts!
What the car veteran wants is not the lengthened Hongta Mountain, what the car veteran wants is the respect that should have been given to him in the first place!
Respect for the technology he has mastered!
More than a month after the car veteran left, he mailed a set of tools made by himself to the old army, known as the eight major pieces of automobile battlefield emergency repair, specifically to deal with the damaged car repair situation in the battlefield situation!
I asked a knowledgeable master, and said that this set of tools cost less than 20,000 or 30,000 yuan.
The lengthened Hongta Mountain collected by car veterans has always been bought by soldiers at the military service club, and there are about 200 pieces in total......
That's about the same, that's twenty or thirty thousand yuan......
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