"Boy, let's talk about it, are you going to a tryst again?"

A voice suddenly appeared, breaking the silence, Chen Yifan was startled, and then he was afraid to pat his chest, suppress the shock, and looked back, the old boy didn't know when he was standing behind him, and asked angrily. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Huhu, it turned out to be you, scared me to death, I said can you always appear suddenly, people are scary, but they will scare people to death." As soon as Chen Yifan opened his mouth, a bunch of complaints came out.

Poetry is against it, it's useless to this old boy, Xiucai met a soldier, he couldn't explain it clearly, and he reasoned with an old scoundrel, that was an act of looking for death, Chen Yifan didn't want to find death.

"What is the death, I ask you? Honestly, don't try to fool the old man, boy, and say, are you dating some goblin. ”

Dog, I smell it, this old boy can't be following me, right? The more I think about it, the more it seems that every time he steals something, he can appear as soon as possible and question him.

Not everyone can be so accurate and direct, Chen Yifan is ninety percent sure, this old boy must be following him.

"You're stalking me?"

"Aha, how is it possible, does the old man look like that kind of pervert?"

Chen Yifan looked at it seriously, and said: "I don't know if I don't look at it, it really looks like it, I don't believe your old personality, I said, are you stalking me?" ”

"How is that possible?"

"How could it be?"

"You kid, don't want to divert the topic, are you dating a woman today, don't deny it, believe it or not, I'll tell Zhen'er." The old boy was angry, this bastard, in a few words, fooled me over.

Almost hit, he had to be careful, careful, careful.

"You haven't said anything about me all the time, whoever is afraid of whom, just say it."

After speaking, he pulled the old boy to find Zhu Zhen, this move was to advance and retreat, which Chen Yifan used to deal with the old boy, but unfortunately, this time, the old boy did not retreat, but went straight forward.

"Let's go, who's afraid of whom."

The two walked a few steps, no one looked back, and seemed to be determined to teach each other a lesson, and in the end, Chen Yifan relented: "Say, what do you want?" ”

"Hee-hee, boy, fight with me, you're still tender." The old boy stretched out three fingers, and when he saw this posture, three hundred taels of silver, the lion opened his mouth.

Chen Yifan shook his head, unwilling to live or die, the old boy stared desperately, if you give it or not, don't let us go.

The old boy ate Chen Yifan, three fingers, that is, three fingers, none of them can be missing, Chen Yifan was angry, and said dissatisfied: "Three hundred taels of silver, do you think I am a pig?" ”

He is not a fat pig, he is slaughtered by others, and the old boy said disdainfully: "I don't care about pigs or sheep, you don't give it to you, don't give it to us, and don't give it to us to find the real one." ”

"You ......."

"I'm fine, don't point at me, give money, I'll go, don't give money, you wait to be beaten." The old boy clasped his hands and said arrogantly.

"Okay, okay, you can, go, I won't give money, let's go, it's a big deal not to enter the room tonight." Chen Yifan doesn't care, who is afraid of whom, I won't enter the room, see who is more anxious.

Now, I caught the old boy's sore feet, and the descendants are the pain in his heart, watching his old friends full of children and grandchildren every day, and what about himself, two daughters, a princess, and an emperor, so what?

If you don't have a grandchild, even if you have a granddaughter, just give birth to one for him and let him take him out for a walk, so as not to be unable to hold his head up in front of his old friends.

No matter how high the achievement is, it is useless, at their age of waiting for death, only their grandchildren can compare, today is smarter than whose child, tomorrow whose baby is more fighting, in short, the topic is different every day.

But these topics all have one thing in common, grandson.

"Yifan, you can't do that, if you do this, Madame will come back, but ......."

Chen Yifan sneered in his heart, now he knows that he is scared, right? Aren't you a lion with a big mouth? Aren't you trying to blackmail me? Come, who is afraid of whom.

"No, since I made a mistake, I have to admit my mistake and can't hide it." Suddenly, Chen Yifan became a good man in the world, he couldn't hide it, he had to admit his mistakes when he made mistakes, and strive to get his wife's forgiveness.

It is incumbent on me to sleep outside for the sake of my wife and family, and I will be ridiculed.

"Two hundred taels of silver, how?"

Chen Yifan shook his head, now that the feng shui is turning, the old boy is embarrassed: "One hundred taels of silver, it can't be less." ”

"I'm going to admit my mistake."

"I can't hide it."

Taking a step forward, the old boy grabbed Chen Yifan and didn't let him move forward, as if there was an abyss of hell ahead.

"Okay, I don't need any money, so it's okay, right?" The old boy had a bitter face, he didn't get anything today, but he made a fuss.

"No, I can't hide it, I'm going to be loyal to my wife." Chen Yifan said in a high-sounding manner: "This is the fine tradition that you have always instilled in me, and I can't break the rules." ”

"Don't stop me, whoever stops me, I've turned my face."

"Yifan, I'll give you money, okay, a hundred taels of silver, how about it?"

The footsteps stopped, the old boy saw that there was a play, for the sake of the child, he put down his dignity, stretched out two fingers, and said: "Two hundred taels, I won't have more." ”

"Well, I'm here for you, otherwise I wouldn't have done that kind of thing." Chen Yifan explained.

The old boy nodded, and said yes again and again: "Yes, yes, I said it, it's none of your business." ”

With two hundred taels of silver, Chen Yifan was very satisfied, regardless of the old boy who was about to cry behind him, he hummed happily, a wave in the waves, a wave in the waves, I didn't expect that there would be income today, not bad.

In the past, the person who was robbed was Chen Yifan, and every time he was robbed of 1,200 taels, Chen Yifan didn't expect that one day he would rob his father-in-law, and his mood was never more comfortable.

The pores all over her body were opened, ready to sing a song, Zi'er blocked in front of her, stretched out her little hand, and said with a smile: "Uncle, the slaves and maids have heard it, take out the silver, right?" ”

Chen Yifan looked at Zi'er in front of him in astonishment, what is this going to do? Robbing yourself? Is Zi'er, this girl crazy?

"Ahem, Zi'er, are you sure you want to rob your uncle?"

Threatened, threatening in her eyes, Zi'er was not afraid of power, and puffed up her chest: "Uncle, you dare to scare me, I told Miss to go, saying that you are *** outside." ”

"Ahem." was almost choked, Chen Yifan stared at Zi'er, is this still the well-behaved Zi'er? People, who said these four words to her?

If you think about it, it seems that the person who said that was himself.

"Zi'er, can you discuss, let's ......."

Zi'er replied firmly: "No." ”

"Zi'er, is my uncle good to you?"

Zi'er thought about it, nodded, and shook her head again.

What do you mean? Is it good, or is it bad?

"Zi'er, is my uncle not good to you?"

Zi'er shook her head and nodded again.

Chen Yifan was stunned, what kind of trouble is this, it is difficult for me to do it like this.

"The silver thing, isn't it?"

"There's no need to discuss, if you don't give it, don't tell Miss to go." Zi'er threatened.

"Got it, little money fan." Chen Yifan took out the silver that he had finally robbed and handed it all to Zi'er, Zi'er was very happy, opened the money bag, counted it, it was all silver tickets, and there were a lot of broken silver, she took out one and put it in the palm of Chen Yifan's hand.

"Uncle, this is for you."

One tael of silver, not much, not a lot, exactly one or two silver, Chen Yifan looked at the silver in his palm and wanted to cry.

Two hundred taels of silver, turned into one or two silver, it's like suddenly one day, you picked up two million, but someone photographed, the owner came, two hundred taels of soft girls, you can only get a hundred yuan, that's right, it's a hundred yuan, that feeling, it's even more uncomfortable than eating Xiang.

Chen Yifan watched Zi'er leave, staring at a tael of silver, comforting himself in his heart, a tael of silver is also silver, and he can eat a lot of things.

After comforting, Chen Yifan was still very sad, put away a tael of silver, returned to the room, Zhen'er glanced at him, and asked unintentionally: "Which beauty did you go out to see again?" ”

What the? She knows it all? Damn, I knew they wouldn't be that kind.

So, Chen Yifan stubbornly told today's events, and did not forget to tell the previous things in detail, and did not dare to hide it at all, in front of Zhu Zhen, she could see what you said.

If she wants to embarrass you, she will say it directly, and if she doesn't want to embarrass you, she will naturally not say it.

After finishing speaking, Chen Yifan did not forget to ask: "Who told you?" ”

Putting down the embroidery in his hand, Zhen'er said with a smile: "You, I asked casually, but I didn't expect you to say it yourself." ”

“……。”

Bang!!

Ten thousand thunders thundered, ten thousand arrows pierced the heart, Chen Yifan found that the whole world was spinning, and there was a thunderclap in an instant, completely shattering everything, and there was no scum left.

Am I being tricked?

Say it casually, say it casually, I'll go, I'll take it seriously, I'm ......, Chen Yifan wants to scold himself, am I a pig?

Chen Yifan, who was depressed, had no temper at all, and he had nothing to say when he married such a wife.

Smart, wise, and knows how to back down, and she is not jealous, she has only one shortcoming, she is too smart, and if her dual personality is counted, there are two.

Such a woman almost became a perfect person, God is fair, gave you a door, it is impossible to give you a window, at most give you a sewer.

"I ......."

"I'm deflated, it's okay, I don't blame you, since the woman you said likes you so much, when will you go to her house to see?"

The voice was flat, and he couldn't hear a little anger or coldness, Chen Yifan found out if he had met a fake woman, why did he react like this? A normal woman will not kill directly to the door, and the lightest should also scold and even beat people.

Sure enough, my wife is not a normal person.

"Ahem, let's not talk about this first, have you finished embroidering? Can you show me? ”

Zhen'er quickly put it away, and didn't give Chen Yifan a look, it was dense, Chen Yifan grabbed it a few times, but he didn't grab it, so he had to give up.