Chapter 589 Foreplay

Although Liu Dehui did not stipulate the scope of poetry, the guests who were doing it sat on the highest floor of the Yellow Crane Tower, enjoying the comfort of the river breeze and the breeze. , all subconsciously, set the topic on the Yellow Crane Tower itself.

Mr. Cangshan's disciple, after receiving the teacher's glance, coughed and stepped forward from Mr. Cangshan's side. Bent down slightly, bowed to Liu Dehui with his hand, and said with his head held high: "Xiaosheng occasionally gets a poem, the bento is a brick throwing jade, and it is a birthday gift, dedicated to the eldest lady!" ”。

In a word, the guns and sticks are clamped, so that the Wuchang students who are doing it are all filled with righteous indignation.

What is this called, can you speak? Humility also has to be divided. You throw bricks to attract jade, and you love to throw this brick there, so you throw it there. Everyone doesn't care, but, fuck you, this brick is actually thrown on our dear eldest lady, this is not a jade, but a hurt.

The students were indignant and glared angrily at the coquettish student.

And Liu Dehui, as the owner, did not look good, with a sneer on the corner of his mouth, staring at this stunned young man who came out of nowhere.

Li Dehui joined the army in his early years, and after many years of military career, he has practiced a good swear language. Moreover, after being an official for many years, he has learned to pretend to be stupid to some extent. If you really scold each other, I believe that everyone present, no one is Li Dehui's opponent.

After hearing these two little white faces, what did they say. Liu Dehui coughed and signaled his daughter not to be mad for the time being. Walked up and laughed: "Throwing bricks? Could it be that Mr. Cangshan's proud protégé will only throw bricks? Oh, but the officials are overestimating you! ”

The two students who came out were rolling up their sleeves, fiddling with their hairstyles, and about to recite the poems they had so hard to hold back, when they suddenly heard Liu Dehui's hehey smirk. Immediately the poem came to his mouth, and he swallowed it back into his stomach, choking and almost fainting.

You ......, do you understand, this is called modesty, do you know modesty?

His mother, the genius modestly said, is throwing bricks and leading jade. Do you really think you're throwing bricks?

Reckless, reckless. At that time, after more than ten years of officials, he still couldn't change the habits of the bandits, reckless!

After snorting very unhappily, the two students shook their long sleeves, put their hands behind their backs, raised their heads, and opened their mouths. Templars,

So, the Wuchang students who were doing it looked at these two people expectantly to see what kind of bricks they could throw.

It's just, it's been a long wait. Everyone only saw these two coquettish students with their mouths open, but they couldn't hear the sound.

After a closer look, I found that these two coquettish talents were red-faced, and their bodies were still trembling slightly.

"Wang Fuqing, what's wrong?" Mr. Cangshan saw his proud protégé, like an evil spirit, standing in place, his body trembling. After frowning, he asked unhappily.

"Disciple, disciple!" Wang Fuqing lowered his head and stammered. After raising his head, he secretly glanced at the teacher, and said with a red face: "Disciple, forgot!" ”

Although the voice was not high, it was still listened to by the Wuchang students present.

After being stunned for a moment, everyone suddenly burst into laughter. Pointing at the red-eared Wang Fuqing, he laughed and said, "It turned out to be a straw bag!" ”

"Shut up! You brutes! Wang Fuqing blushed, pointed at the Wuchang students who were laughing at him, and shouted hysterically.

"Shut up and step down!" Mr. Cangshan, his face is very ugly. After glaring coldly at his student, he snorted coldly.

"Teacher, they!" Wang Fuqing looked at Mr. Cangshan in disbelief, pointed at the Wuchang students who were smiling with bad intentions, and said in a low voice.

"Stand down!" Mr. Cangshan had a dark face and a low voice.

Originally, he wanted to let his disciples come forward and make a poem, so that these frogs at the bottom of the well could see what the real talent was. Moreover, he expected that these students of Wuchang would not be able to do any good poetry.

I didn't expect that my own student would be so useless.

was said by Li Dehui, and the top inch was in chaos.

It's useless!

After Mr. Cangshan dismissed his disciples, he turned his head, clasped his fist at Li Dehui, smiled slightly, and bowed. (Templar,)

That look was obviously an apology for his disciple.

After all, the other party is an official, and he is also a member of the party with great power. What's more, he is Li Dehui, the reckless man who turns his face faster than a book.

Li Dehui has a hot temperament, but he is not as knowledgeable as a child who doesn't know anything. After seeing Mr. Cangshan personally apologize and show goodwill, Li Dehui shook his head and smiled, waved his hand, and showed that he didn't take it to heart at all.

At this time, the disciple of the Songzhu monk on the side suddenly clapped his hands and said in surprise: "I have it!" ”

Subconsciously, everyone's eyes all looked towards this disciple's abdomen.

"No, I mean, I thought of a poem!" The disciple of Shochiku Jushi, after seeing that everyone was looking at his stomach, his handsome cheeks flushed, and he said shyly.

"Oh? Mingyuan come quickly! The Songzhu monk, who had been sitting there without saying a word, heard the sound, and his eyes lit up. After glancing at Mr. Cangshan, he hurriedly urged.

called Mingyuan's talented man, and respectfully bowed to his teacher. Then he turned around, his eyes full of heat, and looked at the ...... who was sitting quietly next to him. Those four beautiful and touching women.

However, after seeing the one-armed man beside the four women, he sneered and stared at himself. This student was suddenly frightened and quickly lowered his head.

Mingyuan's face turned pale, and he swallowed a mouthful of saliva, obviously frightened by the big man's beast-like gaze.

"Mingyuan, hurry up!" Songzhu lay man glared at Mingyuan, and secretly scolded this kid for being obsessed. You also look at who the other party is, you dare to be so bold.

The guard beside the scholar was full of blood, and it was obvious that he had just come down from the north. Can you blaspheme such people?

At this time, the scholar sitting directly opposite him casually shook the tea cup in his hand. He glanced up at himself, shook his head and smiled. There was a look of contempt in his eyes.

Shochiku lay people were secretly annoyed, but they didn't dare to get angry. After all, there is a reason for it, and the other party is really not easy to mess with.

Feeling aggrieved in his heart, the monk Songzhu had no choice but to sprinkle the ignorant karmic fire in his heart on the initiator.

Mingyuan was reprimanded by his teacher, and he was so frightened that he trembled.

After raising his sleeves and wiping the cold sweat on his forehead, he quickly nodded and said, "This is coming, this is coming!" ”

After taking a deep breath and suppressing the horror in his heart, Mingyuan no longer dared to look at the four beautiful women who were as beautiful as immortals, turned his back and looked towards the eldest lady of the Li family.

After pondering for a while, Mingyuan put his hands behind his back and said proudly: "The yellow crane flies on the Yellow Crane Tower, and the river flows down the Yellow Crane Tower." The past goes with the waves, only the sound of the waves is accompanied by sorrow! ”

After a poem was recited, the face of the monk Songzhu looked a little better.

"What bullshit poetry!" And at this moment, Mr. Cangshan on the side said a word that was neither yin nor yang.

After hearing this undisguised sarcasm, Shochiku suddenly turned ugly, and jumped up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.

"Oh? Since this poem is difficult to enter the eyes of Mr., Mr. might as well make a poem to listen to? Let me wait to see what real bullshit is! ”

"You!" Mr. Cangshan originally wanted to do the last one, but after hearing Shochiku's words, he was immediately furious.

Stretched out his hand and pointed at the Songzhu monk, his angry lips were trembling, and he didn't say a word for a long time.

Since ancient times, there has been a vulgar custom in China where literati treat each other lightly.

Especially in this prosperous Zhou Dynasty, this kind of problem is vividly reflected in the literati.

This Mr. Cangshan and Songzhu came together, and Lu Heng thought that the two were close friends.

Unexpectedly, the two of them turned out to be so wrong.

Lu Heng groped his chin and smiled. Letting go of the anger and unhappiness in his heart, after glancing at Li Dehui on the side, both of them smiled sinisterly, and then sat upright and began to enjoy this dog-eat-dog show.

"You're bold!" Mr. Cangshan's angry beard was trembling, pointing at the Songzhu monk, and scolding: "My Cangshan family is a scholarly family of the times, how can you be slandered by a wild dog?" ”

"Who do you say is a wild dog?" Monk Songzhu was furious, patted the table and stood up, pointing at Mr. Cangshan and scolding.

"Whoever acknowledges is whoever speaks!" Mr. Cangshan pulled back, hugged his arms and sneered, mocking.

Songzhu's face was pale, and he was so angry that he immediately rolled up his sleeves and rushed up to teach this bullshit scholarly family a good lesson.

On the side, Li Dehui didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, so he rushed forward pretendly. Grabbed the monk Songzhu, and persuaded him painstakingly: "Don't be angry, you are more serious with this kind of person!" ”

The angry Songzhu monk calmed down when he heard the words, and bowed to Li Dehui gratefully. After glancing at Mr. Cangshan, he sneered: "My lord is right, if you are more serious with Mr. Bullshit of this kind of bullshit family, you will not become a bullshit yourself!" Ha ha! ”

When Mr. Cangshan saw the governor, he actually pulled the shelf in broad daylight. Immediately furious. stretched out his finger and pointed at Li Dehui, who had a sideways face and a cruel smile. was about to scold, but saw a cold light flash in the other party's eyes. Mr. Cangshan chuckled in his heart, and hurriedly removed his finger and pointed to the Songzhu monk on the side.

"Humph! Mr. Ben, I'm too lazy to meet shit like you! Mr. Cangshan snorted coldly, and then said to Li Dehui: "Master Li, if you are unwell today, you will retire first!" ”

After speaking, he didn't wait for Li Dehui to agree. and departed first.

It's just that after taking two steps, Mr. Cangshan realized that he had missed someone.

Turning his head, he saw his disciple who was still standing in place, bowing his head and frowning and thinking, and suddenly became angry.

lifted his foot, kicked Wang Fuqing on the buttocks, and scolded angrily: "Go!" ”

Wang Fuqing came back to his senses, scratched his head, and said puzzledly: "Teacher, don't compare?" ”

The corners of Mr. Cangshan's mouth twitched, glared at him fiercely, and left with his sleeves: "You can compare if you want!" ”

Wang Fuqing was stunned for a moment, and when he saw that the master was leaving, he didn't know the bottom of his heart, he smiled, and after bowing to those students, he turned around and hurriedly left with the master's footsteps.