Luoshui is not far from Guozijian, out of the north city gate to arrive, here is only a tributary of the Luohe River, not so much Luoshui, it is better to say that it is the moat of Luoyang City, its main stream is in the area of the north city gate, meandering into the Luohe River from west to east. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

At this time, the sky is dark, the river is humid, at night, the mist on the Luoshui is shrouded, a few fishing lights are revealed in the haze, and what is more conspicuous is the red lantern of the painting boat hanging high on the shore, which also reflects the mist in this night, like a woman wearing a light veil.

The official willow moves the spring strip, and the Luo water is born at the twilight tide. The crescent moon is seen on the building, and the lights are on the double bridge...... On this Luoshui, I don't know how many poignant stories of talented and beautiful people gathering and dispersing have been interpreted.

Liu Fan was invited by Li Zhen at the same table - the letter said that it was to celebrate the successful conclusion of Liu Fan's palace examination, and took Xiao Liu to a large painting boat, and the turtle who was standing at the door to welcome the guests took the invitation letter in Xiao Liu's hand, looked at it a few times, and then shouted at the top of his voice: "Distinguished guests are here - uncle, please"

Liu Fan still understands the rules of Fengyue and Di'er, as soon as Gui Gong's voice fell, Xiao Liu threw him a piece of broken silver at Liu Fan's signal, and he was so happy that Gui Gong didn't see his eyebrows, and led the two of them all the way into the main hall with his waist. I saw that there were more than a dozen tables in the hall, all around which were decorated with gold, pink curtains and red beaded curtains separated the hall from the back Ya, and in the middle of the hall there was a woman sitting on a stool, playing with the pipa with her slender ten fingers, babbling and singing Jiangnan tunes.

Li Zhen saw Liu Fan coming, and motioned for Liu Fan to take a seat in the guest seat next to him, and then the turtle man grinned and said, "Do you want to continue to listen to the little song here, or do you want to find a few girls in a private room to serve the two masters for a drink?" ”

Li Zhen, as the master, was just about to speak, but he saw Liu Fan wave his hand and said impatiently: "Let's sit here for a while, get us a few dishes, and then scald the pot of bamboo leaves, hurry up, the master hasn't eaten yet." "The man's style in the kiln is always arrogant, those who have no money pretend to be rich, and those who have money pretend to be rich, and the turtle man is also used to it, and he turned his face to see what Li Zhen commanded, Li Zhen nodded and signaled the turtle man to go down and arrange it.

Liu Fan smiled and said, "Brother Li, are you still satisfied with the arrangement?" ”

Li Zhen seemed a little shy, and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, Brother Liu's arrangement is very satisfying, hehe." "Actually, Master Liu, who has been a man for two lifetimes, this is the first time to visit the kiln, and he is a little nervous... Plus a little excitement.

It was finally completely dark, but there were still few people in the hall, only three or two tables of guests, and I was afraid that I would have to wait for a while to sail the boat.

The wine and food soon came up, Liu Fan and Li Zhengang drank two glasses, and a middle-aged woman dressed in fancy clothes walked up to the two of them, and smiled before saying a word: "Giggles, I wish the two masters to rise step by step, the wealth is rolling, the slave family surname is Wang, and the regular customers are called the slave family Wang's mother, this is polite." Saying that, she blessed the two of them and gave Liu Fan a wink.

This is the legendary **, Liu Fan saw that she was about thirty or forty years old, still a, enchanting and charming, and the charm still exists.

Liu Fan was obviously embarrassed by this flattering eye, and forced a calm smile: "It turned out to be Mother Wang, polite, polite." ”

"It's so boring for big men to sit together and drink stuffy, do you want to call a few girls to serve the two masters?" After the greetings, Mother Wang began to seduce these two pure and handsome young men - there is no doubt that "Junxiu" refers to the ladyboy Li, and "boy" refers to the young master Liu.

Liu Fan laughed and said: "With Mother Wang's beauty in front of you, how can you call a girl, or Mother Wang, you will be wronged and accompany our brothers to have a flower bar." Saying that, he pretended to stare at her, which only caused Li Zhenxin to chill for the first time, it turned out that Liu Fan liked this tune.

Mother Wang was so happy when she heard the words that the flowers and branches trembled, and the waves trembled even more, she hooked Liu Fan with her eyes like silk, and said with a smile: "The slave family is old, the people are old and decrepit, and they can't afford to accompany the two masters, besides, the young people are too violent, and the slave family's body is afraid that it can't withstand your toss." ”

Liu Fan stepped on the thunder, but he still held on to his face, pretending to laugh happily, and Wang's mother shouted to the back of the hall while laughing: "Girls, dress up and come out to meet guests." ”

After a while, a large group of warblers and warblers came out in a coquettish smile, standing in a circle around the two of them, letting them choose.

Liu Fan casually ordered two girls who were quite pleasing to the eye and asked them to serve the wine and cloth dishes. At this time, Li Zhen falsely ordered everyone else to go down - he didn't want a girl to accompany him.

Liu Fan saw Li Zhen sitting upright and looking like a gentleman without squinting, so he couldn't help pretending to be unhappy and said, "Brother Li, what's the matter with you?" You called your brother here to have fun, but you kept a tense face on the side, didn't you feel sorry for the silver? ”

Li Zhen turned his head and said indifferently: "Brother Liu is happy, silver is not a problem, Brother Liu can rest assured that he is happy." It's just that I'm a little unwell today, so please don't blame Brother Liu. Liu Fan couldn't say anything after listening to it, and he also learned from his gentlemanly appearance and confronted him.

The girl who accompanied Liu Fan saw that the guests at the other table and her sisters were fighting hotly, on the other hand, Liu Fan played with the handsome boy next to her, and they all looked like gentlemen, so she couldn't help but pretend to be unhappy and pouted, and said coquettishly: "This son, why don't you ignore the slave family?" Slave waiter, can you drink? The uncles who come here are all looking for fun, look how happy other uncles are, don't keep your face strained......"

It is normal for the boy chicken to visit the kiln and keep his face strained, after all, he has never experienced such a battle. Liu Fan was so nervous that his palms were sweating at this time, and when he heard this, he turned his head to look at the other guests, and couldn't help but be surprised.

The girl was not annoyed, she blushed and smiled, and from time to time she made a ** two times in response to the situation. The guests at the other table saw this scene and did not see it, and they ate and drank by themselves as usual.

After watching it for a long time, even Liu Fan himself felt a little embarrassed, so he turned his head and asked the girl who asked him seriously: "What do you mean, do you want me to touch you like other guests?" As he spoke, he pointed to the "groping pig's hand".

This question was straightforward enough, the girl Rao had been a fan for a long time, but she couldn't help blushing, glanced at him with a little shame, and said coquettishly: "Son, you are dead!" If you want to do that, the slave family can still stop you......"

"It's not a question of not being able to stop you, I mainly want to ask, if I touch you like that, will you be happy? Is it physical pleasure? Or is it spiritually happy? Do you want me to touch it? Still don't want me to touch it? Now that I've asked these questions, I'll be able to decide if I want to touch you......"

This girl was a little dizzy by Master Liu's series of "touching" and "not touching", and secretly asked in her heart: This guy obviously looks like a **, but he is endless, could it be that he is here to smash the field?

At this time, Mother Wang came over and interjected with a smile: "Second master, let the two girls wait for you two to eat and drink, and there will be a big event later." ”

This Liu Fan is very clear, almost all of them have mentioned that the highlight of the ** painting boat is naturally the appearance of the Oiran. The reason why Liu Fan didn't behave with the vulgar fan next to him was to look at the Oiran - of course, maybe this junior brother was a little nervous and embarrassed to attack the girl next to him.

"Could it be that your Oiran here is going to recruit Lang into the cave room today?" Liu Fan asked.

Mother Wang hooked Liu Fan with her winking eyes again, and said with a smile: "No, it's the Shuxuan girl from our painting boat and the masters present today who asked the question, and the one who answered correctly ......."

"Did the correct answer enter the cave room?" Liu Fan followed her words and smiled. It's too bloody, Young Master Liu can't help but want to despise this old-fashioned bridge, besides, there are too many Oiran this year, right? It seems that all the beautiful girls of the Chu Dynasty have been sold into the kiln, and the women of the good family are still alive?

"How can it, Miss Shuxuan doesn't sell herself, she is still a Qing man!" Mother Wang continued, "Those who answer correctly can enter Miss Shuxuan's boudoir, and Miss Shuxuan will play a solo song for him. ”

Liu Fan pouted and said, "That's it?" It is better to give the ingot silver. "The children in the kindergarten are doing well, and the teacher also knows how to award a little red flower, what is it just to listen to a tune?

The shemale on the side also nodded and agreed: "Playing a song can also be regarded as a color head?" ”

Mother Wang hurriedly said: "Don't say that, you know, how many talented people in the entire Luoyang City want to listen to Miss Shuxuan's solo but can't get it, Miss Shuxuan's beauty, talent and piano skills are the best in Beijing." ”

She threw a wink at Liu Fan again and said, "Besides, if you are really talented and the two of you are alone in the same room, do you know that Miss Shuxuan will not take a fancy to you, and then promise each other?" This is a good opportunity to kiss Fangze. However, if you want to dress up Miss Shuxuan, you have to speak with silver......"

This is a bit explicit, the so-called talent is just a disguise, and silver is the king.

Liu Fan was curious: "What if no one answers the question correctly all night?" Miss Shuxuan went back to sleep by herself? ”

Mother Wang said with a smile: "If no one answers correctly, then the one with the highest price will get it, this is **, and it is not the top prize in the examination, of course, some opportunities can be bought with money, but the literati have a good face, and they don't want to defile Miss Shuxuan with silver, and they are afraid that it will be spread out and their reputation will be damaged." After speaking, she pursed her lips secretly, and was discovered by Liu Fan - "unwilling" is just a polite statement, in fact, there are few literati who are really talented and learned, and there are few rich people, many times life is so helpless, it can only give you a choice, in exchange for you, do you choose to be talented to learn? Or choose to be rich?

Liu Fan will definitely choose rich, what about talented? From ancient times to the present, how many of those great talents who have left a name in history are not poor and struggling to survive? They have left their names clear, but what about their wives and children? I can't even eat with you, what are people trying to do? That little talent in your chest can be eaten? Liu Fan thinks that this kind of man is the most damned, he can't even afford to raise his own woman, is he still a man? Are you embarrassed to swagger around all day long with the appearance of "everyone is turbid, I am alone"?

According to the natural law of evolution, when mammals are courting, the male will show his strong side to the female, and if he can beat a few rivals on the spot in front of the female, the female animal is basically secretly agreeing, and the matter is done. What does this mean? What women need is security! What is needed is a man who can protect her and take care of her, not those sour, so-called talents!

Liu Fan has watched the animal world for so many years, and he has never seen a male lion reciting two lines of poetry to a female lion to do whatever he wants. Besides, if poetry and moral articles are well written, must they have good character? There aren't many good people who drive good cars.

When Liu Fan heard Mother Wang say this, he said with great interest: "Then my brothers and sisters will take a good look at this Shuxuan girl!" He said proudly: "Young Master Ben can use silver to smash them all and lie down one by one!" Miss Shuxuan is our brothers' tonight, and no one can snatch it away! ”

Mother Wang smiled: "Then dare to be kind, the slave family is waiting for the two sons to win, and don't hide it from the two of them, Miss Shuxuan's previous questions are too difficult for anyone to answer, so no one has ever been able to enter her boudoir." Seeing that the day of her leaving the cabinet is coming, the slave family can't always get used to her temperament, no, tonight is the first time to bid in silver, and the two masters have to seize the opportunity. Listening to her tone, this Shuxuan girl seems to be an arrogant person, and all the men who want to enter her boudoir are blocked by her with her own talents. It's a pity that she can't help herself in this dirty place of fireworks, and she can't avoid it tonight.

The night has sunk, and many people have boarded the ship one after another, and the few halls have been full for a while, Wang's mother looked at the bow of the boat to make sure that the number of people was enough, so she nodded to the turtle on the side, and the turtle shouted to the boatman in his throat: "The guests are full,!" "Some boatmen jumped ashore to untie the cables, pull the anchors, and pull the gangplanks. The boatmen shouted: "Good wind!" The painting boat has already moved with the current, heading in the direction of the Luo River.

The little girl playing the pipa in the hall had already retired and replaced herself with a singing and dancing team, Xiao Sheng's gongs and drums, blowing and beating, as if she was going to greet her relatives, which made Liu Fan feel a little unnatural. To tell the truth, Liu Fan has always thought that visiting the kiln is an unsightly thing, but at this time, the painting boat is making a big fanfare, lest others not know that they are in the dry skin and meat business, which is really against his principle of being a low-key person.

On the other hand, the other guests were holding the girl in his arms with a comfortable face, his hands and mouth were busy, and these people were unaware of the painting boat, and after introspection, Liu Fan deeply believed that although he came from the modern era, his mind was still not as emancipated as the ancients.

After the boat sailed in the river for a while, Wang's mother appeared in the middle of the hall with a smile on her face, clapped her hands, and stopped singing and dancing. She first blessed the surroundings, and then said with a smile: "The slave family has asked you to say goodbye, thank you for taking care of the slave family's business, and wish you all a prosperous career and a long life." ”

There was a burst of applause at the bottom, and there was also coaxing: "Mother Wang, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and invite Miss Shuxuan out, let's all come here, not to see your old face." The crowd laughed, and the hall was in a clamor for a while.

Mother Wang was not angry, she seemed to be resentful and flew to glance at the person who coaxed, and then said: "The slave family will not delay everyone's time, according to the old rules, there is a talent who answers Miss Shuxuan's questions correctly, but you can enter her boudoir to talk about it, if Miss Shuxuan falls in love, it is not necessary to promise each other, giggles." Next, I would like to invite our Miss Shuxuan to come out and meet all the masters. ”

As soon as the words fell, the lights in the hall dimmed, and behind the pink curtain and the red beaded curtain, a group of maids could be vaguely seen lined up in two rows, holding small lanterns, and a beautiful woman in pink clothes was surrounded in the middle and walked towards the hall. It is hazy but provocative, arousing the desire of all men to find out. I have to admire this Wang's mother, she has a good grasp of the man's psychology.

The curtain and bead curtain were slowly opened, and the beauty's face appeared clearly in front of everyone's eyes. I saw that she was about twenty-eight years old, with a melon seed face, a pair of bright big eyes charmingly patrolling the hall, a straight nose bridge, slightly thin cherry lips, and a slightly upturned mouth because of a smile, which made people can't help but want to taste it. The towering breasts were tightly wrapped in pink clothes, revealing only a small patch of white snow-like skin under the pink neck, but it was enough to make people reverie.

The old and young masters who were sitting held their breath, and their lower bodies invariably lifted Erlang's legs - this action Liu Fan is very familiar with, when the brothers in the dormitory got together to watch "American blockbusters" when they were in college, they were busy looking for a stool, then lighting a cigarette and smoking, and finally cocking Erlang's legs...... (Why do you bend Erlang's legs, presumably the male compatriots know better than me, right?) Actually, I don't know too much, really! ）

"This woman is a scourge!" Liu Fan came to a conclusion.