Chapter 45: Don't Change, It's Too Hard (Part 3)

This time, it opened its mouth wide and ran towards Yu Jun's head.

Yu Jun said "Ah".

"Feng Jiutian, I know what it means."

Feng Jiutian was reading the official documents there, and when he heard Yu Jun's voice, he frowned, looked at the cage, and found that the rabbit had bitten Yu Jun's entire cabbage leaf.

Feng Jiutian frowned, the fire of Nirvana in his hand came out, and Yu Jun instantly changed from a cabbage leaf to a human.

It's just that the rabbit is a little miserable, because before the rabbit bit the cabbage in its mouth, Yu Jun became a human, and the rabbit had Yu Jun's fingers in his entire mouth.

Yu Jun kept shaking his hands, but the rabbit didn't let go.

"You've turned me into a human, just let go of this rabbit, and it's so small in this cage that I can't even straighten up now"

Yu Jun was covered in rabbit feces and rabbit urine, and this cage was quite big before, but when Yu Jun became a human, the cage was not big.

Yu Jun curled up in a cage is ridiculous.

Feng Jiutian waved his hand again, and Yu Jun walked out of the cage, but he looked extremely miserable now, one hand was still bleeding, it was bitten by the rabbit just now, and half of his hair was not half gone, it was bitten by the rabbit just now, and it was the rabbit's that was in the air all over his body.

Yu Jun knelt on the ground, "Feng Jiutian, you can spare me"

Feng Jiutian frowned, "What you just said, you understand the eight-character mantra, you are relaxed, and your heart is as calm as water, then you can tell me, if you answer correctly, you can go out, if you answer wrong, continue to return to the cage."

Feng Jiutian's words made Yu Jun instantly feel like he had entered the ice cellar, and looking at this beautiful woman, he felt like a demon at this time.

Don't look at this little aunt, she looks very kind on the surface, but she is actually a little witch.

Yu Jun hurriedly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and sneered, "Relaxation is moderate, what we pay attention to is cultivation, you can't blindly carry it out, you can't get sweetness, you have been cultivating, although the vitality is an extremely mysterious thing in heaven and earth, but the vitality is harmful to your own meridians, if you keep cultivating, it will hurt your own meridians, so cultivation should be relaxed, are you right?"

Yu Jun's eyes widened, staring straight at Feng Jiutian, Commander Yu was so old, he had never thought about such a thing carefully.

He finally understood the saying that people can only stimulate their potential when it happens in the most dangerous times.

Yu Jun usually doesn't like to study, but fortunately, his father was originally a showman and had read some books, and Yu Jun was also under the influence of his ears and eyes, so he had a little culture.

Feng Jiutian nodded, "There is a degree of relaxation, it is true, then the heart is as calm as water."

The next few words made Yu Jun completely petrified there, "I didn't guess it"

What he said, Yu Jun said very little, like a mosquito, forced to squeeze out from between his teeth, after all, Yu Jun has a psychological shadow on the rabbit, this rabbit is too powerful, if he eats it, it will be over.

He didn't want to go back to that cage.

Feng Jiutian smiled, "Didn't you guess it?"

Yu Jun nodded awkwardly.

"Well, since I didn't guess, let's go ahead"

She was about to wave her hand, but Yu Jun hurriedly waved her hand, "Feng Jiutian, as the so-called gentleman said, it is difficult to chase a horse, I have already guessed half of it just now, you won't turn me into a cabbage, right?"

Feng Jiutian looked at Yu Jun, then at the rabbit, and shook his head, "No, don't worry, I will definitely be soft-hearted, this time I won't turn you into a cabbage leaf."

When he heard this, he relaxed and sat on the ground.

Feng Jiutian stretched his waist, "Oh, I've been reviewing the chapters for a few days in a row, and I'm a little tired, so you can make my chair."

Yu Jun was still relaxed just now, thinking that this time he had finally escaped the catastrophe, but he didn't expect that this Feng Jiutian would say another torture.

He looked at Feng Jiutian and then at the rabbit, but he exhaled happily, "Hey, fortunately, it turned into a chair, and if it turned into a cabbage leaf, I, Yu Jun, would rather blow myself up and die than be scared anymore." ”

Feng Jiutian waved his hand again, and Yu Jun changed sadly.

Nowadays, Yu Jun's appearance is extremely funny, his two hands and two legs have become the four legs of a chair, and his back has also become a stool surface.

Feng Jiutian sat on the chair, sat hard, and patted Yu Jun's arm, "This chair is quite comfortable."

Yu Jun's face was flushed, and he looked at Feng Jiutian who was quite thin, "I didn't expect you to be so heavy." ”

Yu Jun complained.

Feng Jiutian became angry and frowned, "What, is Yu Jun a little dissatisfied? Why don't you turn into a fish for a while?"

Yu Jun looked at the fish tank on the side, there were sharks in the fish tank, if he turned into a fish, he would be finished.

Yu Jun hurriedly added, "Oh, Feng Jiutian, I see that your body is so slim, you should be fat, you should be thin, so I said that you are fat to praise you, I said that you are heavy, you are a daughter, you are the princess of the Emperor of Heaven, so you are a daughter, so you should be heavy."

Yu Jun ran the train with his mouth full, he didn't know what he was talking about, he only knew blind flattery, because this turning over and over again could torture Yu Jun, one moment he would turn into a brush, one moment would become a cabbage leaf, and another time he would turn Yu Jun into a chair......

Now that Yu Jun is physically and mentally exhausted, his whole body is sore, Yu Jun knows that this woman is simply a demon, and if he stays with her for a few more days, Yu Jun will go crazy.

He longed for himself to return to the mortal world immediately, find Yu Long and Hu and them to be happy.

He didn't want to improve any more strength, and this feeling of dying made him unforgettable.

As soon as he closed his eyes now, he could think of the rabbit on the other side eyeing him, showing a pair of large teeth, and eating him at any moment.

Yu Jun kept trembling up and down, Feng Jiutian was writing a fold, and found that the chair was a little shaky, "What's wrong with you kid?"

Yu Jun swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "Feng Jiutian, do you know? That rabbit frightened me just now, and stewed it for me for a while, and stewed it into soup for me."

Yu Jun's words Feng Jiutian shook his head with a smile, "It's my rabbit, you want to eat my rabbit as a mortal, I see you turn into a carrot for a while, make up for it, I see my rabbit is also frightened by you"

Yu Jun frowned when he heard this, "Why are you like this, you are a person, just now it was clear that it was going to eat me, why did I freak it out?"

Feng Jiutian frowned, "Stinky boy, do you still want to become a fish?"

Yu Jun sneered, cursing incessantly in his heart, scolding Feng Jiutian viciously, eager to beat this Feng Jiutian bare, but he knew that there was a huge disparity in strength between him and Feng Jiutian, so he had no choice but to let her sit on his body.

Time feels like a long time, Fengchi Palace is full of people, although Feng Jiutian said that he has been sitting on the stool, but Yu Jun is flesh and blood, so Feng Jiutian does not feel tired when he sits.

On the contrary, Yu Jun is that tired, after all, he is flesh and blood, kneeling on the ground for a long time, his body is sore and sore.

And Yu Jun doesn't want others to know, after all, Yu Jun is also a good face, usually they all know that he and Feng Jiutian are friends, if others find out that they are turned into chairs by Feng Jiutian, then how can Yu Jun still mix in Fengchi Palace?

Besides, those subordinates knew that he and Feng Jiutian were good friends before, if they knew that Feng Jiutian was punishing him, then those dirty jobs would not be allowed to be done by the army in the future.

Not to mention, Yu Jun's popularity in this Fengchi Palace has been good for the past few days, and some people saw that Yu Jun hadn't come out for a long time, so they asked Feng Jiutian curiously.