Chapter 030

Paid features

After paying, I looked at the time, there were still more than 20 minutes, and I thought to myself: "I've always wanted to get a gun for my eldest brother, but domestic guns are controlled items, although I have money on me now, I don't know where to get it." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info "After thinking about it for a while, I felt that I couldn't think of any good way, so I decided to try my luck on Taobao.

Just about to find an Internet café, the ball in his jacket pocket suddenly said: "I have some other auxiliary functions in addition to crossing, you can see if there is anything you need." ”

Chen Tianyu was taken aback by the sudden words of the wrecking ball, and scolded: "You wrecking ball, scary!" Then he rejoiced: "Do you have any other functions?" Why didn't you say it earlier! ”

Qiu said angrily: "These functions are all paid!" When you first picked me, you were a poor bastard, and I told you that there was a fart! ”

Chen Tianyu suddenly said: "Damn, it turns out that you have to pay." I don't know how much it costs? ”

Fairway: "I don't know about this, you find a place where no one is there and there is a white wall, and I will show you the projection." ”

Chen Tianyu asked, "What kind of projection method do you have?" ”

Fairway: "Didn't you see me glowing when you picked me?" As long as you put the place where I shine against the wall, I can increase the power, and I can project it onto the wall, and I can touch it. ”

Chen Tianyu sighed: "It turns out that you are a computer with touch!" ”

Ball said disdainfully, "Am I such a low-level thing?" ”

After searching for a while, Chen Tianyu finally found a hidden place with no people and a white wall, took the ball out of his jacket pocket, aimed the glowing place at the wall, and said, "Okay!" ”

I saw that the light in the center of the ball increased suddenly, and then a projection appeared on the white wall, which read: "Time and Space Traveler Charging Function" in a few large words, and then a few lines of small words, namely:

1. Hidden function: Hide the time and space traveler into the body, and call it out at any time when needed. Price: 1 million RMB.

2. Mail parcel transfer function: input the courier number and designated delivery location of the purchased items into the time and space traveler, and automatically deliver the purchased items to the designated location. Price: 10 million RMB.

3. Building the function of the house: When traveling to the backward era, build a modern house in the designated place for living comfortably. Price: 1 billion RMB.

Fourth, the protective cover function: in case of danger, it will automatically generate a strong energy field protective cover on the body surface. Price: 100 billion RMB.

5. Teleportation function: teleportation to any specified latitude and longitude of the era (not responsible for falling into the sea). Price: one trillion RMB.

Payment account number: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

When Chen Tianyu saw the first "hidden function", he thought: "This function is very good, but it is a bit expensive." ”

When I saw the second "mail package transfer function", my eyes lit up, and I said, "Isn't it possible to mail order in the United States with this?" Then he saw the price behind him and exclaimed: "Oh my God, this is a money grab!" ”

Looking further down, the functions are getting stronger and stronger, and the last two items are even more against the sky, but the price is also ridiculously expensive, he shook his head and said: "Unless it is to sell the entire Great Song Dynasty to future generations, where can I get that trillion yuan?" ”

Seeing that at the end, there was still a payment account, and asked the ball: "Just transfer the money directly to this account at the bank?" ”

Fairway: "Which function do you want, just go up and click on it, and a dialog box will pop up, confirm it and go to the bank to transfer money." Once I detect that the money has arrived, the feature you selected will be activated. ”

Chen Tianyu was a little unconvinced, but he thought that he had the money to buy the first one, and it didn't hurt to try it, so he said to the fair: "Then I'll buy the first one and try it, if you lie to me, hum!" Then he went up and selected the first "hidden function", then took out a pen and paper and wrote down the account number. …,

Quickly ran to the bank, filled out the remittance form, and transferred 1 million to the designated account. As soon as I touched my pocket, I was furious, and it turned out that the wrecking ball was still there. It's just that there are many people in the bank, so they don't dare to make a sound, so they hurriedly ran to a no-man's land, and said angrily: "Okay, you broke the ball, and you deceived Lao Tzu of 1 million like this?" ”

Qiu said angrily: "What are you in a hurry, the money hasn't arrived yet...... Wait, it's here! With that, he disappeared immediately.

Chen Tianyu was suddenly overjoyed, and his heart was really bright! Whispered: "Ball, come out!" As soon as he finished speaking, he had an extra ball in his hand. And again: "Ball, hide!" Sure enough, the ball was gone again. On a whim, he asked, "Ball, what would happen if I threw you far away?" ”

Ball said: "It's okay, just throw it, I will automatically hide in your body at a certain distance from your body, and I will appear in your hand the next time you call." ”

Chen Tianyu sighed: "It's so amazing! ”

The ball said proudly: "Of course, I'm high-tech!" Suddenly, he said, "Your time is coming!" ”

Chen Tianyu thought that he didn't have the money to buy the "mail package transfer function" today anyway, so he said, "Let's go back." ”

Back in the Song Dynasty, I walked home, took out the anthology of Ming and Qing poetry, read it from beginning to end, and saw a poem by Xu Wei "Bamboo":

A bucket of drunken sunset will set, and there are thousands of feet in the chest.

He was too busy to ask Wu Jian, and the rabbit was too late.

After reciting it twice, the heart path was just used, so I memorized it for a while until I completely remembered it.

When he woke up the next morning, he rode on a rouge horse and ran towards Xu's shopkeeper's store. When I arrived at Xu's shopkeeper's shop, I saw that except for a guy, it was deserted and empty, obviously that Lu Gongzi hadn't come yet. Asked the guy, "Is Shopkeeper Xu at home?" ”

The guy recognized him as the shopkeeper's business partner, and he didn't dare to slack off, and said respectfully: "Yes, I'll call him inside." ”

Chen Tianyu stretched out his hand to stop him and said, "No need, I'll go find him myself." Then he walked to the inner hall with a familiar way.

When he entered the inner hall, he saw that the shopkeeper Xu was sitting inside drinking tea, and there was a red-shell water bottle beside him, which he brought to him to sell, but he didn't expect him to keep one for himself.

When Shopkeeper Xu saw Chen Tianyu walking in by himself without being informed, he didn't care, and said with a smile: "Brother Chen is getting more and more familiar with me here!" ”

Chen Tianyu squeezed his eyebrows when he saw him say this, with an ambiguous expression on his face, knowing that he was laughing at himself for secretly getting along with Xu Lingxuan, he also smiled: "Shopkeeper Xu didn't take this water bottle to sell, but kept it for his own use, he would be very happy!" ”

Shopkeeper Xu laughed and said, "Brother Chen is a person who can't afford to lose anything!" Come on, come on, do it here. After speaking, he stretched out his hand and pointed to a Taishi chair opposite, motioning for him to sit down and talk.

Chen Tianyu sat down as he said, picked up the teapot, poured himself a cup, and asked, "Shopkeeper Xu, is the third topic ready?" ”

Shopkeeper Xu smiled: "It's all ready!" also invited a great Confucian in the world, named Wang Yinglin, to be the referee of today's competition. ”

Chen Tianyu didn't know who Wang Yinglin was, but when he heard that he was a great Confucian in the world, he must be a celebrity, so he sighed: "Good Long Lidong, it should have cost a lot of money to invite him to be the shopkeeper Xu!" ”

The shopkeeper Xu said: "You also underestimate that Wang Yinglin, if it is for a few taels of silver, how can you be called a great Confucian in the world?" ”