Chapter 64: Frightened Jade Plate
PS: Thank you Brother Sidong for the reward, the little brother is grateful, although the results of this book are not very good, as long as you are still willing to read it, I will continue to write!
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"Everyone, please come with me!"
Liu Ming made a gesture and invited four people in, and after entering, the uncle and others had already set up a big table, the table was full of pastries and refreshments, and the meal was estimated to have not been delivered yet!
"Chief, it's a little elegant in the simplicity!"
The middle-aged man couldn't help but smile when he looked at the style he was arranging!
"I don't know where this big official made his fortune? Where are they? ”
The one next to him snorted coldly! With a dissatisfied look in his eyes, as if to say, do you deserve to ask about our identities too?
"Haha, I'm from Gyeonggi, my surname is Yao, but you're very interesting? You don't sound like you're from Jingxi Road, do you? I've heard rumors that you are the reincarnation of Fuhu, is that really true? ”
The middle-aged man didn't speak, but stared at Liu Ming twice and said with a smile!
The girl next to her, who was called the jade plate, stared at Liu Ming expectantly, as if she wanted to know the reincarnation of the Fuhu in his father's mouth!
"It's true that Fuhu was reincarnated, but he is already a mortal body, and no magic power is true!"
An abrupt voice came from the stage in front of him, and the chicken boy had already sneaked away and returned with a figure of eight steps!
"You..... Mo is not.... It's that magic chicken! ”
The middle-aged man was taken aback, felt out of shape again, and regained his calm appearance!
"Hehe, Uncle Ben is the arrogant roar!"
The chicken boy laughed twice, looking like he was underbeaten!
"You, presumptuous, do you know who you're talking to, he's ..... today"
"Kunihiko, shut up! Why bother with a fetish! You really are! ”
Bang Yanqi's face turned blue, he stuck his waist, pointed at the chicken boy and wanted to theorize but was drunk back by the middle-aged man!
"Yo! This benevolent brother, I think you are lacking in yang energy, aren't you a demon? ”
As soon as the chicken boy sees the appearance of the white man, he wants to tease!
Poof
Yupan, who was standing next to him, laughed: "This magic chicken is very interesting!" Daddy, can you buy it and give it to me? ”
How can this work, this is Liu Ming's capital to make money, Liu Ming laughed, no matter who it is, you have to say in advance that it matters, don't make any moths at that time!
"This little lady can't use money to defile such a holy thing at will!"
"Holy relics? What a statement! If you can't say it, I'll report it to the police and say that you want to have a holy heart! Don't you say I didn't tell you in advance? ”
This little lady is really poisonous! What does it mean to embrace the heart of the saint Liu Ming is familiar with it, the ancient prince called it a saint, if he wants to support the heart of the saint, wouldn't he put the big hat of rebellion on Liu Ming's head!
If this is a major crime to kill the head in contemporary times, this crime is a major crime to connect the nine clans!
Even the pale Kunihiko next to him looked at Liu Ming with a smug face, as if he was about to be convicted!
The middle-aged man also looked at Liu Ming with a smile on his face, as if he was also waiting for Liu Ming's explanation!
Liu Ming stepped forward and hugged his fist to the west and said: "This saint is not the same as His Majesty Bianliang, but is really a person who has attained the Tao in the east, a chicken in captivity, and entrusted this chicken to me when he is about to ascend, and wants me to take care of it, if there is a person with good deeds, it will definitely bring disaster!" Therefore, the villain is sincerely afraid, and he does not dare to arrange the place of the god chicken arbitrarily! ”
"Hmph, it's a bunch of nonsense, it's just a witch and a god, how can there be any master! I think you clearly want to win everyone's attention and play with me? ”
Unexpectedly, this little girl's words were fierce, and she didn't believe Liu Ming's nonsense at all. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"The little lady does not dare to slander the master, if it is really to bring disaster, the cursed person will have goose-egg-like folds and pimples on his face, his whole body will be itchy and unbearable, his head will have sores, and the soles of his feet will be pus. That's what the Taoist said that day! ”
Liu Ming thought to himself that Lao Tzu had read so many books during his lifetime, but he knew what the most powerful curse was!
The more Liu Ming said, the jade plate was so frightened that he wiped his cheeks and bit his lips! It looks like it wants to cry!
"You... Nonsense! It's simply impossible...."
"If you don't believe it, you can give it a try...."
Liu Ming smiled evilly, so frightened that Yupan really didn't dare to talk nonsense!
"Yupan has to talk nonsense again, I think what this little brother said is indeed the truth, I think the world is big, there are many people who have attained the Tao, but disasters happen from time to time! Don't slander the gods anymore! Since the little brother said that this chicken can't be bought, you can stop it! ”
I didn't expect the middle-aged man to believe in what Liu Ming said so much, and he couldn't help but smile in his heart, ancient people liked ghosts and gods, so frame them with unfathomable! Anyway, no one knows, and no one can debunk it!
This is equivalent to a toad, not eating people and soundproofing people!
"The big strings are noisy like a torrential rain, and the small strings are like whispers. Noisy and staggered, big beads and small beads fall on the jade plate. People are as their name suggests, what a name! ”
Liu Ming looked at the jade plate with a smile!
"Unscrupulous little bastard, dare! Want to get gouged out? ”
"My Fair Lady, good gentleman, unless you don't admit that you are a lady, then I can't give birth to admiration!"
"You...."
"I am who I am, fireworks of different colors!"
"I...."
The jade plate is completely afraid of Liu Ming, what a sharp-toothed little guy!
"Haha, the jade plate is a chess opponent this time! It all makes you breathe, but you don't listen, now you know that there is a sky outside the sky, and there are people outside the world! ”
The middle-aged man suddenly laughed when he saw the jade plate eating deflated!
"Daddy, how can you help outsiders talk!"
Yupan pouted with a look of displeasure!
"Okay, Yupan will be born for a while, and my father is going to listen to the music! The principal arranges for the rooster to sing! ”
"Well, Master Yao, wait a minute, I'll negotiate with that divine chicken!"
After Liu Ming saluted, he bent down and winked at the chicken: "Tell Your Excellency the Divine Chicken, people outside the party want to listen to the music, can you ask the old man to sing a song!" ”
The few people below were all bored by Liu Ming's pedantic language and wanted to laugh, and saluted a chicken, really....
Of course, this is even more mysterious in their eyes!
The chicken boy stretched out his wings, yawned, and said dissatisfiedly, "Reluctantly! Scum! ”
"Then thank you to Your Excellency the Divine Rooster!"
Liu Ming turned his head and said with a smile after saying goodbye to the chicken: "Master Yao, it's almost ready!" Your Excellency Shenji wants to sing a song "Zhao's Orphan", please sit down! ”
"Principal, we can do it at will, you go and arrange for Yupan to ride a tiger in the tiger courtyard!"
"Little lady, please come with me!"
"Xiaocui, you stay and serve Daddy, I'll come when I go!"
"Emperor... Master! How can that work! Xiaocui is your personal maid! ”
"Why not, you just stay and serve Daddy, I'll come back when I go!"
Yupan thought well, and when he rode the tiger out for a walk, he naturally avoided Xiaocui's surveillance! She's going to make this master ugly!