It's sunset, and the mountain roads of Minami Shinano are rugged and difficult to walk. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 On a hill not far from the side of the road, Ishikawa Goemon sat cross-legged on the ground, smoking the golden cigarette pouch pot in his hand one after another, and suddenly sighed, and a smoke ring blew towards Edogawa Meow, who was lazily lying there enjoying the sunset.

Edogawa Meow saw another smoke ring coming, and waved his paws in disgust to fan the wind. Seeing Ishikawa Goemon looking at him, he bared his teeth at her and said angrily, "I hate it! Meow! ”

Ishikawa Goemon slapped Edogawa Komeow on the head and said, "You're not a dog, what are you doing with your teeth!" ”

Edogawa Meow covered her head with her fat and fluffy paws and said, "Don't you always want to raise ninja dogs?" Aren't people just pretending to be ninja dogs? Barking! Am I learning? Meow! ”

Ishikawa Goemon was not in the mood to listen to Edogawa Komo's jokes, his eyes looked a little distracted, and he said to himself, "Will they be together?" Will there be many, many children? When those children grow up, the boys become onmyoji......"

Edogawa Meow didn't wait for Ishikawa Goemon to finish speaking, and then followed her tone and continued, "The girl has become a wonder...... It's a pity that there are no female ninja ......"

During this time, Edogawa Komew had heard Ishikawa Goemon say ninety-seven thousand six hundred and thirty-two times, and he had already memorized it backwards. Just when a man and a cat were silently watching the orange sun about to set in the mountains, they suddenly heard a shout not far away, followed by the sound of hurried footsteps.

"Demons! Let my mother go! ”

"Give my mother back!"

"Bastard! I'll kill you! “

A heart-rending roar came, a loud shout that broke the silence of the mountain road, and a swift figure turned around the foot of the mountain and appeared in the sight of Ishikawa Goemon and Edogawa Komo, an old woman of considerable age, with unkempt white hair blown by the mountain wind. Hunched over and looking very thin, but carrying a huge pocket on his back. The pockets were bundled into strips, and it was clear that they contained people. The old woman ran so fast that ordinary shinobi couldn't keep up with her speed.

The old woman ran forward quickly, getting closer and closer to the Ishikawa Goemon Gate, the old lady had an extremely ugly face, her face was full of wrinkles, her skin was terrifyingly black, her eyes were fangs, and there were a pair of short sharp horns on the top of her head, she was clearly an old witch!

When Ishikawa Goemon saw that he had encountered a demon on the silent and uninhabited mountain road of Minami Shinano, he immediately left the troubles in his heart behind, and waved the golden cigarette pouch pot in his hand and jumped down the hill a few times, blocking the path of the demon that was rushing wildly.

The demon stopped abruptly, raised his eyes to look at the golden ninja who suddenly jumped down from the mountain to block his way, showed an evil smile, and said in an extremely old voice: "Hahaha, it turned out to be a little girl. He has a beard, but he looks pretty good. Don't be afraid to grow a beard, my mother-in-law has good things for you to use, and I guarantee that you will never grow a beard again in the future. As he spoke, he stretched out his hand, which was as dry as a dry branch, into his bosom and groped.

Ishikawa Goemon didn't wait for the old demon to take something out of his arms, and he said angrily, "What's wrong with a beard! I've never seen a woman grow a beard! Look at the old lady, I won't tear your broken mouth! As he spoke, he jumped up, picked up the golden cigarette pouch in his hand, and smashed it into the demon's head.

The old demon didn't dodge, dropped the bag on his back, smiled evilly and held up an enchantment to block the golden cigarette pouch pot smashed down by Ishikawa Goemon, grinned at the blood basin with fangs, and laughed: "I was also of your temperament when I was young, today is really lucky, two delicate human skins, enough for me to be beautiful for a while." ”

Ishikawa Goemon missed, turned back, raised his hand and shot several golden shuriken burning with phoenix fire at the demon.

The demon didn't pay any attention to Ishikawa Goemon's attack, took out a handful of white powder from his arms, held it in his hand, and blew the shuriken shot by Ishikawa Goemon with a "poof". I saw a white qi rushing straight over, and the shuriken that entered the range of the white qi extinguished the phoenix fire on their bodies one after another, and fell to the ground.

Ishikawa Goemon hurriedly dodged the white qi that continued to attack him, squinted his eyes at the old demon and said, "Are you a white * powder woman?" (White * Fan Po...... The name is not allowed to be played together, hereinafter referred to as Baifan Po)

Bai Fan Po smiled and said, "I didn't expect that after hundreds of years, there are still people who remember me as a great beauty." In this case, little girl, don't worry, your mother-in-law won't hurt you when you peel the skin for a while. ”

While the two were talking, a young man of fifteen or sixteen years old came out from behind the foot of the mountain, the young man's hair was already unkempt, his angular face had several wounds, his clothes were not only tattered but also stained with blood, and he was staggering towards this side with a broken knife in his hand. The mouth is still shouting, but there is no strength anymore, and it is no longer clear what is being shouted.

Ishikawa Goemon smiled coldly and said, "Hmph, are you the disgusting old witch who specializes in skinning beautiful women and draping them on herself?" ”

"Old witch! You bearded ugly bastard! Whoever calls it an old witch! When she heard Ishikawa Goemon say that she was an old witch, she immediately became furious and cursed at Ishikawa Goemon.

On the scolding battle, Ishikawa Goemon was invincible, and immediately crossed his waist and opened his mouth to scold: "Let's just say that you, an old witch, don't pee to take care of yourself, and you are still beautiful, stinky and shameless!" Look at your pair of triangular eyes, they are not as big as mung beans! You're looking at your mouth! A mouthful of big buckteeth! It's so long! Ugly than a dog. Looking at your few white hairs, there is a hollow middle on the side, do you think your head is Mt. Fuji? Look at your black, and your face is called Bai Fan Po, just your old face full of folds is blacker than charcoal, you are called Black Fan Po! ”

"You...... You ......" The hundred fans on the side have been scolded by Ishikawa Goemon in anger, but they don't have the ability to fight back. Zhiqi's chest was very stuffy, and he covered his chest with his dry hand, and scolded back, but he was told by Ishikawa Goemon on the top.

Ishikawa Goemon saw that Baifan Po was already angry, and he didn't give up, pointing at Baifan Po's nose and scolding: "What? Isn't it right to say you're ugly? Look at your body again, it's like a shrimp, you don't want anything, the front is like the Kanto Plain, and the back is like the Ishikari Plain. You still wear human skin with a face, can you hold it up if you are given a human skin? Don't dress yourself as a hermit crab yet! ……“

"Poof!" Bai Fan Po spat out a mouthful of green demon blood, fell to the ground on her back, kicked her shriveled leg twice, and then stopped moving. ”

Only the afterglow of the setting sun remained, and Ishikawa Goemon, dressed in a golden ninja costume, stood there lonely and basking in the breeze.