Chapter 103: It stinks
Looking at the back of the real fairy, Liu An felt a little terrifying, this sloppy old man really didn't look as simple as it seemed.
Liu An is a fake eunuch entering the palace, it is absolutely a secret, very little is known, and what he knows can be trusted, at least those people will not casually tell a sloppy old man about it.
Following the real fairy, the three of them left the Artist Alley, turned east and west, and entered another alley, which was different from the Artist Alley, this alley was dimly lit and a little damp, and there was no one in it.
The real fairy stopped when he walked to the door of a small courtyard, and said to Hongluan: "Girl, we two have to talk about something, you can find a place to play by yourself!" ”
Hongluan was naturally unhappy, "Why? You old man, you brought us to such a hellish place, and you still let me stay outside with a woman, is there such a thing? ”
The true fairy showed his trademark big yellow teeth and said to Liu An, "You tell this baby." ”
After saying that, he went into the courtyard on his own.
Liu An saw Hongluan's unhappy look, and knew that it was immoral to put a delicate beauty outside the door, not to mention that there were many mosquitoes in the alley, but the real fairy obviously wanted to talk to herself.
And he couldn't let Hongluan hear it, when he thought of the real fairy saying that he was a fake eunuch sneaking into the palace in the artist alley, Liu An felt a little afraid, who is the real fairy? What does he want to do?
All kinds of doubts, remembering that when he was in Qincheng, the real fairy beat the two masters of Shadow and Uncle Wu down with just one word, who is this real fairy?
"Sister Hongluan, why don't you just stand outside for a while? Little brother soon, you can rest assured. Liu An said.
Without waiting for Hongluan to answer, he entered the courtyard and closed the door.
Outside the door, Hongluan was so angry that his teeth itched, but Zuihou still endured it, looked at the yard, and saw if there were any other places to go in, the real fairy felt a little incomprehensible to him.
It's even more strange to ask Liu An to enter this courtyard, and this matter must be told to Master Wei!
Liu An entered the yard, a sour smell came to his nose, there was nothing in the yard, most of them were some old and broken wooden furniture, many of which were already moldy.
In the hall, the real fairy crossed Erlang's legs, waiting for Liu An, the smell was really unbearable, and he would never stop after figuring out the matter!
"You ......"
"Don't ask who this Daoist is, this Daoist said that the Daoist Sect of Dirty Clothes, Qian Qingshan, and the true fairy of Yuguang Cave."
"So ......"
"Don't ask Ben Dao Ye Weishenme to know that you are a fake eunuch, Ben Dao Ye said that it was calculated, do you believe it?"
"That ......"
"Don't ask Ben Dao Ye what he asked you to do, you'll find out later."
Liu An asked three questions in a row, all of them were answered by the real fairy, and he didn't have a chance to speak, he was paralyzed, and the third question, this guy didn't answer it right!
Liu An observed for a while, and saw that there was no sign of rushing to answer, so he blurted out.
"I want to ......"
"Don't think about it, this Taoist master ......"
I was robbed again! Liu An was furious! Don't let the other party finish scolding.
"Paralyzed! True fairy, does Nima know what I'm trying to say? Grab it! Interesting? I want to ask, why do you smell sour here! ”
"Shhh
The real fairy gasped! It turns out that I answered incorrectly, what does it mean? It means that I have completely failed to create an image of a master!
"This ......" The true fairy's ears were a little hot.
However, its mental capacity is not covered! It recovered in a moment, and continued to pretend to be unwavering, not sad or happy.
"This Taoist Master said that this Taoist is a dirty Taoist sect, and if it doesn't smell sour, is it difficult to make the fragrance of flowers overflowing? Okay, it's important to get down to business, and then I'll talk about it when Master Ben covers your Adam's apple first. ”
As he spoke, the true fairy took out a vial and asked Liu An to come over.
"This thing is a good thing, it took a long time for Ben Dao Ye to get such a bottle, you baby, you don't even give me the cost price!" The true fairy said bitterly.
Liu An was disdainful, and just wanted to say two sentences about this guy, Nima, took his own money, and didn't do anything good, how can this be counted, so that the mixed-race beauty doesn't know where to go.
Just wanted to scold, but was casually clicked by the real fairy, and suddenly couldn't move, Liu An was stunned! This old man is really a master!
The real fairy opened the bottle in his hand, and suddenly there was a smell of feces, maybe the smell was too strong, and even the real fairy was a little disgusted, and he kept it away from his nose.
Poured in the palm of his hand, Liu An wanted to vomit, what is infinitely close to skin color! This color-colored person must be black! The real fairy rubbed the black disgusting thing in his palm, and without waiting for Liu An's reaction, he slapped Liu An's throat violently.
It's disgusting! Liu An wanted to vomit, but he couldn't. The real fairy called it a day satisfied.
"Remember, don't get wet for three days, the Adam's apple can be permanently covered, of course, if you don't want to cover it, come to me, there is medicine, a thousand taels."
Liu An can't move, otherwise he will have to kick this guy to death! Such a disgusting thing is rubbed on people's necks, and they are embarrassed to ask for money!
Liu An stood motionless and couldn't move, and suddenly the real fairy touched him, and his chest, waist, and hands were all touched by this guy!
Paralyzed, what does this old man want to do! Old glass, want to move yourself? Liu An regretted it, and knew that he shouldn't have come in alone.
The real fairy scolded: "You cub! I didn't have a penny on me! What the! Wasn't Qin Cheng very rich when he was there? Why is it not now! Miscalculated! It's a big loss! ”
The true fairy said with hatred, Liu An couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, fortunately, he was robbing money, not robbing sex, he was able to keep it.
The real fairy packed up her things at this moment, humming as she cleaned up.
"You baby, this Daoist paid such a big price to let you come here, the small courtyard is estimated to be unable to live tomorrow, you actually have no money? Well, I was going to give you a little bit of a dial, but now, don't think about it! The true fairy quickly packed up a bag and prepared to leave.
Before leaving, he glanced at Liu An and said: "Even if this Taoist master is soft-hearted, it is not worth it if the phoenix pushes the dragon pattern to fall like this, boy, if you don't want to die, you get out of the harem as soon as possible, there are too many women in that place, and something will happen sooner or later!" Okay, this Dao Ye is gone, there is a fate zaijian, it's better not to see it! I have a lot of silver in this yard! It's all ruined by you! ”
Liu An couldn't move, couldn't speak, otherwise he would have to scold this guy for being bloody, why would he ruin this yard? I can't live in people, and it smells sour, as if it was meant to be.
The real fairy guy also said that he liked it very much! What's the matter with ruining yourself?
It stinks! What did that old guy touch on his neck!
There was no voice of the true immortal in the room, and it seemed that he had already left, but what should he do?
It stinks! I'm going to get dizzy, how long do I have to stand!