Chapter 260: An Attempted Traffic Accident
Turning around a bush, Xie Qian had already seen the two eunuchs who were shouting, although he didn't find Zhengde's figure for a while, he still shouted without hesitation: "Your Majesty, there is an old saying: the son of a daughter can't sit down...... What's more, riding and shooting is a vulgar martial arts thing, how can Your Majesty's golden body indulge in this? Sage Cloud ......"
Xie Qian had just started and was about to speak at length as usual, but he couldn't help but see a figure rushing towards him, Scholar Xie was taken aback, and said in his heart, Is the emperor so ridiculous? Actually riding a horse to hit yourself as a scholar?
It doesn't hurt to bump it, as long as you don't die, you will definitely go down in history; If you die, of course it's the same, but you can't see it. But now is the time when the state affairs are difficult, and I still have to keep a useful body and serve the court.
And...... The emperor doesn't seem to be riding a horse, this height is wrong! In his busy schedule, Xie Qian glanced at the figure, and sure enough, it was the emperor who rushed over, but he didn't ride a horse...... But how can you run so fast without riding a horse? Is there really a demon law?
Seeing that Zhengde had already crashed into him quickly, Xie Qian was too old, and his skills were far from being agile, let alone dodging, it was difficult to even turn another thought, and in the end he just wailed: My life is on the line, so I close my eyes and wait for death.
The expected violent impact did not arrive for a long time, but the strange voice disappeared, and there seemed to be a person standing in front of it...... Xie Qian opened his eyes hesitantly, and found that there was really a person standing in front of him, smiling triumphantly, just like the expression on February 2, when he deceived more than 100,000 people with a telescopic sword.
"Your Majesty...... Under? After all, he was old, and he was taken aback just now, and when he spoke again, Xie Qian found that his voice was a little hoarse, and his originally astute thinking was a little stagnant, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
"Eh, Scholar Xie, you used to say that as long as your heart and surname are cultivated well enough, even if Mount Tai collapses, you can do it without blinking, but how you closed your eyes just now is really disappointing. Isn't it because you haven't passed your own qi cultivation kung fu yet? Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, that's what you often say......"
He didn't have anything to say, but Zhengde knew the truth of chasing while he was victorious, he kept babbling, quoting what Xie Qian had said before, Xie Qian's mood hadn't calmed down for a while, but he was speechless, and the roles of the two seemed to have been reversed as usual.
"Alas, Xie Hong said that asking others for things that you can't do is the most immoral behavior, I really didn't expect that you are such a person, Master Xie. Alas, you have really failed your father's expectations and my trust! ”
Zhengde said unrelentingly, beating his chest and sighing, change to someone who doesn't know his surname, and then be honest, seeing that the emperor is so disappointed in himself, he may be ashamed, and he may turn his head to find a crooked neck tree to end himself.
But who is Xie Qian? He watched Zhengde grow up as a bachelor, and he has been together for so long, how can he not know that classmate Zhu Houzhao is communiquéing personal vendetta? Otherwise, why is this guy sighing in his mouth, but his eyes are full of smiles? It's clearly a show!
The college scholar is furious!
"Your Majesty, since the first emperor's great trip, the old minister has been conscientious, self-denying, and dedicated to the Ming Dynasty's society...... "Xie Qian first expressed his merits, and then explained his hard work, and he couldn't take care of quoting scriptures, and turned a thousand words into one sentence, that is: Old man, I have no merit and hard work, how can you hit me, Your Majesty?"
"Familiar, Scholar Xie, if you talk nonsense, I will accuse you of slander, where will I hit you? If you have to say that I hit you, you'll have to show proof! Tell me, where did I hit you? And with what did you hit it again? Who saw it? Who wants to give you proof? ”
Zhengde was dissatisfied, and he came over to say hello enthusiastically, why didn't anyone appreciate it, and said that it was a traffic accident, it was too wronged, right? Besides, obviously my skills are very good, so I haven't touched you at all, right? Master Xie, you are obviously a crime that you want to add, wow, I am very wronged, more wronged than Yue Fei.
Zhengde's mouth is like bursting beans, Xie Qian was dizzy by his series of crooked reasoning and heresies, Xie Dashi is able to talk, but that refers to the debate in a formal setting, compared to nonsense and nonsense, how can he get Xie Hong's true biography, plus the opponent of Zhengde who has been nurtured by Ma Ang?
What's more, he didn't understand how Zhengde rushed over, it wasn't that Scholar Xie didn't cultivate enough, it was really that Zhengde's speed was too fast, and he arrived in front of him at once, so it's strange if he didn't close his eyes.
What's weird about it? Xie Qianhu glanced at the two eunuchs suspiciously, these two scourges were shouting just now, they should know what was going on.
When he looked at this, it was just when Zhengde said the last sentence, but the two eunuchs misunderstood.
"Scholar Xie, the emperor really didn't bump into you......" The two eunuchs definitely didn't dare to offend Zhengde, but they didn't dare to offend Xie Qian, not everyone has Xie Hong's ability and courage.
In the case that both sides can't be offended, then they have to speak with facts, the emperor didn't bump into Xie Ge Lao in the first place! Even if you are a university scholar, you can't do this kind of trick, right? Even if you want to do it, you have to recognize the object, right? Both of them are very reasonable.
A Zhengde has already made Xie Qian so angry that the top of his head is smoking, and as a result, these two lazy characters are added, and the one that cooperates is called a seamless one, Xie Qian shouted angrily: "Your Majesty, the old minister has advised you many times, riding a horse is ......"
"Master Xie, you have wronged me again, I obviously listened to you very much, you said that you would not let me ride a horse, I would not ride, why did you mention riding a horse again? Where are the horses here? Do you see that? Zhengde said very aggrievedly, then pointed to Gu and Liu, and asked them to testify.
Well, there is no way to offend Scholar Xie, the two eunuchs shook their heads. What the emperor said is indeed the truth, don't say that the horse doesn't even have a deer, even if Xie Ge Lao wants to refer to the deer as a horse, there is no reference.
"Your Majesty, you obviously ......" Xie Qian's eyes turned black with anger, Your Majesty, when you rushed over just now, the speed was called a fast, even if it was almost less than a fast horse galloping, what was the difference between it and riding a horse? If it weren't for the speed just now, I wouldn't be scared like that, would I? It's the same for anyone, in that case, can you not be taken aback?
Xie Qian took a deep breath, stabilized his mind, and began to quote scriptures, trying to master the rhythm of the debate back into his own hands: "Zi said: If a gentleman is not heavy, he is not powerful, and if he learns, he is not solid, Your Majesty is the honor of all vehicles, and he bears the safety of the world......
"Scholar Xie, are you saying I'm speeding?" Xie Qian's rhetoric is tired of hearing it, the Four Books and the Five Classics are indeed broad and profound, but they have been said for decades, and now, no matter how rare the allusions are, they are also the same old tunes, not to mention the allusions in the Analects?
"What Your Majesty said is extremely true, the palace is forbidden, and Meng Lang cannot be so rash." The new nouns that kept popping up in Zhengde's mouth were also a problem for Xie Qian, but fortunately, most of these nouns had simple meanings, and after a little pondering, they could know that they were about the same, so that the conversation could go smoothly.
Xie Qian still recognizes the term speeding, and it is indeed dangerous to go too fast, so the speed limit is very necessary. It's just that there doesn't seem to be relevant content in the classics, which is a trouble, and Scholar Xie tried hard to recall, but he really couldn't think of any words, so he had to put it aside first, and leave it for later research.
"Scholar Xie, you are wrong again." What Xie Qian didn't expect was that when Zhengde mentioned speeding, it was actually a pit, and the old man was careless, and he really fell down, only to see Zhengde pouting and retorting with disdain:
"Xie Hong told me that before you want to convict someone, you must first set up rules, which is called having a law to follow, a basis to follow, or it can be said that ugly words are said in front. Mr. Xie, you said that I was speeding, but there is no such crime in the Daming Law? There is no one in the ancestral system? So, even if I'm really speeding, you can't hold me accountable for that, right? ”
It's Xie Hong again, it's this annihilation again, if it weren't for him, how could the emperor be ridiculous like this? Zhengde's left and right set of crooked reasoning made Xie Qian annoyed and ashamed, but he couldn't argue, and finally his hatred was transferred to Xie Hong again.
Xie Hong must feel that he has been wronged, but who let Zhengde say it one by one? Xie Hong's craftsmanship can be called a trick in the world, but Zhengde's ability to transfer hatred is also unparalleled in the world.
Here in Zhengde, the frequency of quoting Xie Hong's words has almost surpassed the sage cloud on Xie Qian's lips, how can Xie Qian not be angry? I quoted the words of a sage, what is Xie Hong? What is the fallacy cited by the emperor?
This is still the case that Zhengde has not taken off the line and has always remembered Xie Hong's instructions, otherwise, if he is a big brother, Xie Qian will have to go crazy.
"Your Majesty......" Xie Qian was unwilling to admit defeat, and persuaded again. The emperor began to engage in new tricks, so he couldn't mention horseback riding anymore, but because there was no record in the new trick classics, he couldn't quote the scriptures, and the momentum and persuasion were much worse, and after talking for a while, even Xie Qian himself felt a little unable to continue.
In desperation, he lowered his head, wanting to observe Zhengde's feet, trying to find out what kind of mystery there was, and whether there were similar records in the classics, so that he could advise.
On closer inspection, he saw that there was no record of this thing at all. In fact, on the surface, the structure of this thing is quite simple, that is, a few wheels are installed under the feet; It is also easy to understand, if the car is equipped with wheels, it will run fast, but people have wheels on their feet...... But that's not right! Xie Qian still didn't figure it out, the car was loaded with wheels and ran fast because there were cows and horses to lead him, but the emperor had wheels under his feet, but there was no horse to lead him, how could he run so fast? This is also unreasonable!
"Scholar Xie, if you're okay, I'll go first, and there are still a lot of important things waiting for me to deal with." Zhengde pretended to be deep and said, and after speaking, his tone changed again: "Moreover, if you keep staring at my feet like this, people will be embarrassed." ”
Hearing this, Xie Qian woke up and found that he had stopped unconsciously and stared at the soles of Zhengde's feet, which was really a bit out of shape. Even the two eunuchs on the side had very disdainful expressions on their faces at this time, but wasn't it, an old man stared at a young man's feet and kept watching, this scene was indeed very disobedient.
"Ahem, Your Majesty...... The old minister retired. Xie Qian's old face turned red and said curtly.
"Well, well, let's see you later." Zhengde shook his long flowing hair, turned around in a chic way, and walked away quickly as if he was stepping on hot wheels, leaving only Xie Qian's back.
Xie Qian Lengding saw that Zhengde was still carrying something on his back, but because the speed was too fast, in a trance, when he wanted to take a closer look, he even disappeared from his back.
"This thing does have the magic of creation......" Shocked by the smooth movements of righteousness, Xie Qian was stunned, and couldn't help but subconsciously admire.
But after all, he is a university scholar, and his heart is not a joke, he immediately remembered the maker of this thing, new hatred and old hatred came to his heart, stomped his foot fiercely, snorted coldly, and turned to leave.
"Humph! The tricks of Qiyin's skills, the annihilation of the country and the people, one day, you will not be able to escape justice. ”
(To be continued)