Chapter 67: Everyone is stupid

A group of gentlemen ate a banquet, and everyone inevitably got together to talk about family affairs, state affairs, and world affairs. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

"The group of rulers selected by the official family this time is simple, just one word, old. The people call them, the old people's group. ”

"Isn't it? Wang Sui, Chen Yaozuo, Han Yi, Shi Zhongli, Cheng Lin, Sheng Du, add up to 400 years old, and since the founding of the Great Song Dynasty, there has not been such an unprecedented characteristic ruling group. ”

"Tut-tut, that Sheng Lao'er, who has just passed his seventieth birthday, in addition to helping his group of sons and grandsons to ask for titles, he also has a Mao's political ideals and feelings of serving the country."

"What's even more infuriating is Chen Yaozuo's old man, his brother Chen Yaosuo, who persuaded the official's family to flee during the Battle of Lanyuan, and was pushed to the ground by Kou Zhun ......and Kou Xianggong, and beat him up."

"Originally, those Taiwanese officials who only thought that Lu Yi was black were all dumbfounded, the crows in the world, one is darker than the other, these civil officials, all of them are big hooligans."

"Drinking and drinking, those things, and our generals, our generals, have always been regarded by them as thieves, or a day is a day."

"Also, there is a new sister in the painting boat recently, and I heard that the birth is extremely beautiful, but it is also extremely expensive......"

"Say, even if you have money, those sisters, which one doesn't like the coquettish poetry and little white face, look at our generals, which one has a little bit of a good attitude of serving, and the ...... of the girl"

Fang Zhongyong squeezed at the table of Jiangmen, listening to everyone laughing and making trouble for a while, somehow, there was a kind of intimacy when he was in the last life of the mixed forum, watching a group of old drivers drive hard.

Fang Zhongyong also has a lot of historical memories of the "old people's group".

For example, Chen Yaozuo's younger brother Chen Yaozuo, this family is simply a classic embodiment of high scores and low ability.

Why? Of the three brothers of the Chen family, three are jinshi, and that's fine, Wang Anshi's family can also compare, but among the three jinshi of the Chen family, two are champions.

Chen Yaozuo's elder brother Chen Yaosu and younger brother Chen Yaozhi are all champions. Regarding this "Chen Yaozi", why did the dignified father give his son such a homonym, Fang Zhongyong was also puzzled.

Compared with his two brothers, Chen Yaozuo is just an ordinary first-class jinshi sixteen, which can only be said to be the scumbag of the Chen family. Although, just this scumbag, he is also an indispensable figure in the examination room.

However, the governing ability of the three of them has the effect of leaving a stench for 10,000 years than the other. Oh no, the stench of ten thousand years is a bit of a compliment to their talents, it should be said that it is a long laugh.

Rao is Fang Zhongyong is a scholar in both lifetimes, and he can only label the Chen Yaozuo family, who is also a scholar, with "high scores and low ability".

Since the old man Zaizhi Group started to work, Chen Yaozuo and Wang followed the two old prime ministers, and began to take a leave of absence for a while every three or five days.

Some people say that it is because these two do not deal with each other, and they want to pinch each other when they see each other, after all, they are all old people, and there is an old family member, if there is a treasure, let alone so many treasures?

Some people also say that the world is so big, and the old people also want to go around and take a look, although the Great Song Dynasty has the best civil servant welfare treatment and the longest paid vacation time in China for 5,000 years, which can basically compete with the vacation time of later generations of teachers, and then these old people still want to rest.

But in fact, the really reliable reason is because these two prime ministers have a large number of children and grandchildren who are old and need to be placed on the fat shortage, and the fat shortage is limited, so the two of them are very unhappy about this matter.

The ancients said: "The young man abstains from sex, the middle-aged abstains from rigidity, and the old man abstains from greed." ”

The ancients did not deceive me.

……

"I heard that Brother Zhong Yong wrote a book of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", a friend of mine read it and said it was excellent, no wonder you are good friends with Zhang Kang and Master Zhang's family." A young military general with a round face, the color of a captain's uniform, suddenly raised his glass to Fang Zhongyong and smiled.

Fang Zhongyong hurriedly collected his thoughts, raised his wine glass, and said with a smile: "You're polite." ”

Raised a glass and drank it all, and as soon as he sat down, he heard the girl next to him laughing.

Fang Zhongyong looked at this girl in confusion, and asked cutely, "What is the girl laughing at?" ”

"I laugh at people, I don't know who is who is in other people, so I do it with others. Do you know who I am? Who is the one who toasted you? The girl's voice was not sweet and numb, but very playful and pleasant.

"Please also ask the girl to teach." Fang Zhongyong arched his hand.

"There's nothing to teach, it's the uncle of the Zhang family who has a lot of things to do today, so I forgot to introduce it to you. Since you are the author of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", that is Fang Zhongyong. I am Zhe Yi, and the one opposite is my cousin Yang Yanzhao. ”

This is still a girl, and she doesn't call herself a "slave" or a "slave family", but she is obviously used to being with boys since she was a child.

That Yang Yanzhao, who is famous, is the son of the famous Zhe Taijun Zhesaihua in history, and this Zhe is still the girl of the Zhe Saihua family.

Thinking of the heroic deeds of the Zhi and Yang families in the history of the Song Dynasty, Fang Zhongyong was busy and said: "Long admiration, long admiration, disrespect, disrespect." ”

Who knew that the girl with the face of the iceberg beauty was easily amused by Fang Zhongyong again, and she asked strangely, "Who do you admire?" I? Or Yang Yanzhao's stinky boy? ”

Fang Zhongyong couldn't help but smash his head twice, is this too much drunk.

It is now the Jingyu period, and the incomparably heroic deeds of the two families of Zheyang and those infinitely fierce battles have not happened.

Just like Zhang Kang is still an ordinary magistrate, these military generals who are famous in later generations are still just a group of people who are used to being despised by civilian officials, and they are indeed not used to saying this, thinking that they are deliberately complimentary.

Who knew that as soon as his hand was raised, he still gently clamped his wrist with two jade fingers, and said with a smile:

"Okay, don't smash your head. I've also seen "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", I like it very much, I heard that there is also a card of the Three Kingdoms, which was also designed by you, and it is rare that you are a scribe and care so much about martial arts, which makes me admire. ”

As she spoke, her jade wrist flipped down, and Fang Zhongyong's hand fell back on the cup, which was not wrong.

The moment Fang Zhongyong touched the fingertips that were still still in the fold, as if there was an electric current, his own heart and liver fluttered. For some reason, I felt a little clumsy.

Did you drink too much? Today's self seems to be a little confused.

……

In the cave room, Zhang Jie looked at the prince moon in front of him, who was as beautiful as a fairy. My heart was pounding.

He sat next to Wang Ziyue, with two big hands, a little clumsy, and he didn't know where to put it. I wanted to hold Wang Ziyue's hand and say some sweet words, but I felt that my mouth was dry and I blushed with shame.

Wang Ziyue looked at Zhang Jie like this, but generously handed his hand to Zhang Jie's palm.

Zhang Jie's warm palm wrapped Wang Ziyue's little hand, and it seemed that it had been brewing for a long time before he raised his head and looked at the beautiful face of his daughter-in-law.

"I'll be good to you for the rest of your life, lady." Zhang Jie seemed to have mustered up a lot of courage to say such a simple and sincere sentence.

Wang Ziyue looked at his face, gently raised her handkerchief, and wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead for him.

"Are you hungry?" Zhang Jie suddenly took out a small paper bag from his sleeve. Peel back the layers of oiled paper, and the aroma comes out of it.

Wang Ziyue saw that it was "exquisite goose paws".

Zhang Jie is so intimate and meticulous, but let the past feelings flash like a dream. Wang Ziyue suddenly softly shed a line of tears.

Zhang Jie was a little overwhelmed by Wang Ziyue's reaction. He clumsily reached out to wipe her tears, and asked in a panic, "What's wrong?" What's wrong? ”

Wang Ziyue quickly stopped her tears and smiled: "It's nothing, thank you, official." ”