Chapter 109: Ignoring the Beginning
"Wow Ka Ka \ \ ^O^/, the first time I saw Yi Guoben in my life, I was chased by a dog, and I have seen it for a long time!"
"Watching Brother Jiang's live broadcast, it's really cool. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoWill this week be given by the dog? Looking forward to it! ”
"Jiang Guoguo, isn't it too much damage for you to do this, but this baby likes ^ω^."
"Jiang Buju, do you see it, that guy's hanging is bigger than yours,, I seem to have found something."
"Brother upstairs, I'll top you! This Jiang Buju must have felt that people were hanging bigger than him, so he let the dog go! ”
Seeing the naked Zhou Hui being chased by a dog, the fans in the live broadcast room were happy, and Liao Hua and others were also very happy.
Only Yuan Jiang was still serious, and he said lightly: "Please be serious, this week the county order is personally performing for us - when you encounter a hunting dog when you run naked, how to escape, everyone learns a little, maybe it can come in handy in the future." Look at this posture is better, cover your crotch with both hands, don't cover your buttocks, let me think about what this trick is called, oh, yes, this is called taking care of the head! ”
Before Yuan Jiang finished speaking, whether it was the fans in the live broadcast room, or the brothers Liao Hua and other brothers beside him, they all leaned forward and leaned back with laughter.
"Gu Tou doesn't care about his head, this word is used very well, especially this head word is very expressive!"
"It's amazing my brother, in this situation, Brother Jiang can still say such righteous and strict words, he is worthy of being the first anchor of Huya, just rush at you, brother will reward you with a rocket!"
"Ding, Liunian rewarded the anchor with five excavators, congratulations!"
"Ding, the intersection of fate rewarded the anchor with an excavator, congratulations!"
"Ding, the poor boy rewarded the anchor with a rocket, congratulations!"
"Ding, the eagle flies and rewards the anchor with twelve blood vials, congratulations!"
"Ding, Nanshan Yuan Cao rewarded the anchor with six blood vials, congratulations!"
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Yuan Jiang, who was smashed by a large wave of rewards, was dizzy, and he couldn't wait to steal two hunting dogs from the barracks and let them keep chasing Zhou Hui and never stop.
When he saw Zhou Hui, he was hiding in a tree hole shivering, unkempt, covered in wounds, the skin on his legs and hands was torn, and his cheeks were blue and purple.
Yuan Jiang finally moved his heart of compassion, "Pull him out and find a dress for him to wear!" ”
"Whoa!"
Zhou Hui was chased by a ferocious hound for more than ten miles, although his strength was gone, his consciousness also became unclear, his eyes were dull, and he was afraid of everyone.
"Don't bite me, dog, don't bite me! The baby wants to go home, and the baby wants to eat the mother's grandmother! ”
As soon as he got out of the tree hole, Zhou Hui was naked, dancing in this ice and snow, shaking his head and shouting while dancing, and the fans in the live broadcast room were stunned-
"I'm going, it's all weird, I still call myself a baby, and I want my grandmother to eat, it's really shameless!"
"Damn, isn't it just that Yiguo has been running for an hour, and you need to be excited like this? It's crazy! ”
Just when everyone was talking, there were carefully observed fans who reminded everyone-
"Brother Jiang, look at Zhou Hui's buttocks - Presenter: Xue Wu Renxin."
Yuan Jiang grinned, "Renxin, I didn't expect it, I have been brothers with you for so many years, but I didn't expect you to be a dead pervert who likes to look at men's butts, and your taste is so heavy, I really admire it!" ”
"(#?Д?), don't splash dirty water, my brother is a clean person, and he is not interested in men. I asked you to look at her ass, not to ask you to pick up soap, but this guy seems to have a pair of teeth on his ass, and by sight, this is the tooth of the hound. ”
"No, it's so exciting?" Yuan Jiang took two steps to the right in confusion, and sure enough, he saw a pair of teeth hanging from Zhou Hui's white and tender buttocks, and in an instant there were 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart, "I'll take it, this dog is too mad, don't fight the teeth, but also bite this bastard, good, when I go back, I will set up an ancestral hall for this dog, and offer this pair of dog teeth, so that future generations will always remember this heroic dog who sacrificed his life for the country!" ”
After Liao Hua and the others dressed Zhou Hui, they brought him to Yuan Jiang's side and asked, "Childe, how to deal with this dog thief." ”
"Look at his stupid look, it's better to kill him with a knife!"
As soon as Yuan Jiang said this, he was blocked by the fans in the live broadcast room-
"Brother Jiang, this Zhou Hui is Zhou Yu's cousin, if you kill him, it will be difficult to accept Zhou Yu in the future-Published by: Mana Ghost King!"
Yuan Jiang thought about it, nodded approvingly, and he hurriedly called out to Liao Hua, who was about to kill Zhou Hui with his own hands, "Brother Yuan Jian, I thought about it just now, this Zhou Hui is still useful to me, I can't kill it now, let's talk about it later." ”
"Obey Childe's orders!" Liao Hua put away the machete, and slapped a big ear scraper on Zhou Hui's face with his backhand, "Count you lucky boy, you are a warm-hearted man when you meet our son, if it is in my hands, hum!" ”
[This Liao Hua is quite interesting. Yuan Jiang smiled with satisfaction, "Yuan Jian, thanks to you and these brothers this time, when I return to the city, I will definitely reward you, I, Yuan Jiang, can give you a promise, everyone who participated in this matter today will be crowned officials, and the weakest can also be a thousand-commander."
Of course, I also hope that none of you are allowed to leak out today's events, and if I hear the slightest rumor in the future, today's Zhou Hui is your example. ”
For these Jinfan thieves who kill people without blinking, Yuan Jiang still knows to give a date first, and then a mallet.
Liao Hua confidently promised, "Please rest assured!" I, Liao, dare to guarantee with the head of the item, only the six of us know about this matter, and there will never be a seventh person. ”
Yuan Jiang waved his hand, "That's good, let's go!" ”
Halfway up the mountain, Yuan Jiang met Chen Zhi, Xiang Yao and others who came to look for him.
Chen Zhi greeted him with excitement on his face, "Childe has found you, I'm in a hurry!" ”
"I'm tired of you, my son just met a few very close hunters in the mountains, and chatted with them for a while, which delayed the journey."
Yuan Jiang patted Chen Zhi's shoulder, pointed to Liao Hua and the others behind him, and introduced him with a smile, "This is Liao Hua, Liao Yuanjian's eldest brother, and those four are his brothers, so I won't introduce them one by one." ”
After a few polite words with Liao Hua and the others, Chen Zhi pointed to Zhou Hui, who was beside Liao Hua, with dull eyes and silly joy, and quietly asked Yuan Jiang, "Childe, isn't that Zhou County Order?" Why don't you seem to know anyone? ”
Yuan Jiang pretended to be worried and said: "This week, the county order is the same as you, and I remember that I will not come back for a long time, so I also went up the mountain to look for me, but I didn't expect to meet a wild wolf with madness, and chased him for more than ten miles, and when we rescued him, it became like this, alas, it was really pitiful." ”