Chapter 62 Advertising Effect
Facing Yang Wei's chrysanthemum-like face, Yun Shu said, "The invincible thunderbolt fire in your hand is our key item!" There is no room for mistakes, handle it with care and do not touch the water, and avoid open flames! ”
Yang Wei looked at Yun Shu's serious face and shouted wildly, "Why did you change your name again!" Can you be reliable! Isn't this a firecracker? ”
Yun Shu looked at Yang Wei with serious eyes and said, "It's a firecracker, but it's not an ordinary firecracker, you have to be careful that my firecracker is extremely powerful!" If you're not careful, you might get hurt yourself! ”
Yang Wei looked at Yun Shu's serious eyes and the oversized firecracker in his arms and said, "Really? ”
Yun Shu nodded affirmatively, he didn't want Yang Wei to become the first person in history to be killed by firecrackers because of his jokes. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Yang Wei was accustomed to Yun Shu's invention, and he was also convinced of his words, and carefully put aside the firecracker in his arms and said, "Let me be responsible there!" ”
"This is the trust I place in you! I really don't understand my painstaking efforts! Yun Shu shook his head and sighed.
In Yang Wei's disdainful eyes, Yun Shu touched his nose in disdain, in fact, he really didn't worry about giving the fireworks to others for safekeeping, the ratio of gunpowder in the fireworks was already the best, and the black powder made by Yun Shu could be turned into a murderous weapon as long as the ratio was correct and then purified and processed, but there was no blast furnace ironmaking method yet, otherwise as long as there was a suitable iron pipe, Yun Shu could really make a smoothbore gun.
"By the way, did you find the rosin I wanted?" Yun Shu asked Yang Wei.
"Found it, I found a lot of it from the warehouse of the county government! It's the remnants of last year's tribute, right, Lord Zhou! Yang Wei asked Zhou Yunlong with bad intentions.
Zhou Yunlong said helplessly: "These are redundant, last year's rosin harvest was good, some families couldn't afford to pay the Qiushui official so they let them replace it with rosin, I didn't think that many people would follow the same example, so there was more rosin." ”
After listening to Zhou Yunlong's explanation, Yun Shu said: "This is the disadvantage of tax in kind!" ”
"How so?" Zhou Yunlong asked curiously.
Yun Shu looked at Zhou Yunlong, who was like a curious baby, and said: "The family teacher once said that if the imperial court uses silver money as a tax, it is a fortunate thing for the ages, and it can open a precedent for all generations. And if the businessman sells grain, the price of grain is cheap! All in all, the people have money, the merchants have guests to buy things, the price of grain decreases, and the tax revenue of the imperial court increases, it's as simple as that! ”
Zhou Yunlong looked at Yun Shu blankly, thought for a long time and said, "This is what you respected the teacher for?" ”
Yun Shu nodded and said, "That's right!" What's wrong? In fact, Yun Shu knew that it was not as simple as he said, and it would take a complete set of plans to really implement it.
"The respected master has a deep judgment on my Yan Song's taxation! In just a few words, I said the crux of my Yansong tax! Zhou admires! There were also voices of tax reform in the court, and Wang Xianggong strongly advocated that although the reform of the law was supported by the officials, the resistance was too great, and the reform of the law was difficult. Zhou Yunlong sighed.
Yang Wei interrupted on the side: "You big turbans are really grinding, if it is beneficial to the country, it will change, and if it is unfavorable, it will not change, what is there to be a good mushroom." ”
Looking at Yang Wei's indifferent appearance, Zhou Yunlong smiled bitterly and shook his head, how can the literati politics of the court be understood by a martial artist, Yun Shu saw that the atmosphere was not right and said: "It's far away, we are obviously talking about rosin, how can it be involved in changing the law, in order to alleviate this heavy atmosphere, I will change a trick for you to see!" Yang Wei took rosin and brought a carbon basin by the way. ”
As soon as they heard that Yun Shu was going to play tricks, Hou San and Hou Si next to them immediately ran before and after running diligently, and the two of them were excited when they saw Yun Shu's swayer floating in the air.
Hou San held the carbon basin, and Hou Si took a big bag of rosin and said to Yun Shu: "What should Lord Yun do then?" Yun Shuban brought a bench and sat on it, and said to the two, "Put the rosin in the charcoal basin and light it at my feet." ”
Hou Si poured the rosin into the carbon basin one by one, then took out the fire fold from the bamboo tube behind him, carefully lit the rosin in the basin, and slowly the rosin burned, Hou San put the carbon basin under Yun Shu's buttocks, and the magic bright circle of rosin emitted by the high temperature and accompanied by this little divine light floated out of Yun Shu's body, it was very good-looking! This is actually a manifestation of the light substance floating when the rosin is burned.
Hou San and Hou Si were already stunned, looking at Yun Shu's continuous fan with his sleeves, more and more divine light, and the aperture became larger and larger, Yun Shu nodded with satisfaction and said, "Tomorrow the four will perform the Four King Kongs!" Prepare more rosin and put it at your feet and cover it with a table, you know? Don't let it slip out! ”
The four of them nodded again and again, and said excitedly: "Please rest assured, Lord Yun!" ”
A resentful face leaned to Yun Shu's side and said, "What about me?" Lord Yun can't favor one over the other! Yun Shu turned his head and saw Hou Wuru's resentful face and said, "You still need to say?" Shake the fan! You don't think I'm going to shake the fan handlebars? ”
There is no way that Hou Wu is too obscene, and let him enter the four major King Kong Yunshu feels that he is really sorry for the audience. Looking at Wang Tieshan standing next to Hou Wu, he said: "Let Wang Bantou shake the fan, my lord, you see that he is strong, and he looks like a good style!" ”
Yun Shu pursed his lips and said, "I still have something to do with Wang Bantou's cooperation, Brother Tieshan, you go to dig a pit at the door to be similar to the stone tablet." Then on the picture below, put the soybeans on the stone tablet and pour warm water! ”
It's late at night, and there is no one outside except the old way of pretending to be a great immortal, Yun Shu deliberately chose this time just to prevent others from finding out, Wang Tieshan went out to dig a pit, and he didn't forget to bring the bed quilt to Lao Dao, what a simple and kind person! Yun Shu sighed.
In the end, Zhou Yunlong was arranged, looking at Zhou Yunlong Yunshu who was playing soy sauce and said: "Lord Zhou, you are responsible for sprinkling petals on the fan, and when Hou Wu shakes the fan, you can just sprinkle all the petals out of this pack." When my trick is over, you can go out and prove it to the people. ”
Zhou Yunlong nodded and said, "No problem." ”
Seeing that everything was ready, Yun Shu said: "I'll leave tomorrow's performance to you, this is actually the same as going to the battlefield, but this time we are fighting psychological warfare." ”
The sky in the east has just flashed a trace of fish belly white, and there are pedestrians on the street, last night's white lotus puja did not affect the business of Xiao Tianshui Lane, and the acquaintance in the gentle township was driven out of the bed by his sister, and hurried home in the cold early spring to sleep again.
But when passing by the Chunfeng Building, I suddenly found that at the door of the hidden fire shop opposite, an old Taoist with a crane hair and a childish face was on an iron plate with one hand, and the whole person sat in the air, passers-by seemed to forget the cold of early spring, and stood in place and looked at the old fairy in front of him, some people even rubbed their eyes and observed carefully, the old fairy was dressed as a Taoist priest, and his face was still ruddy in the spring breeze.
Someone stepped forward and asked, "Where did the old immortal come from, and why is he here?" ”
Lao Dao waved the dust and said with a smile: "Poor Dao came from Wangwu Mountain, and was entrusted by a small friend to come here to watch the ceremony!" Then no matter what others asked, he smiled and said nothing, looking like a superior person.
Yang Wei in the small courtyard looked at the expressions of passers-by and the appearance of the old man from the crack in the door and said to Yun Shu, who had just gotten up: "This old cow's nose is really okay, he sat on it all night, and he can still pretend to be such a bone fairy style, I really admire him a little." ”
Yun Shu rubbed his eyes and said, "This is professional ethics, understand!" People eat this bowl of rice, otherwise why fool so many people, including the first emperor? ”
Yang Wei said unconvinced: "That's an exchange of interests, not a fool, who can fool Taizong?" ”
"Why did Lao Dao exchange with Taizong?" Yun Shu asked lazily.
"Relying on the ......" Yang Wei found that he couldn't talk to Yun Shu, and he would detour to Yun Shu's pit in a few words, and the old Tao didn't negotiate with the official family by virtue of the Daomen's kung fu and prestige. Although it was done by Lao Dao's predecessor, it is undeniable that the kung fu of the Daomen to fool people is really powerful.
Outside the door, more and more people gathered in front of Fuyaozi, and even the ten thousand shopkeepers of Chunfeng Building came out, looked at Lao Dao and said, "Is the old fairy tired?" Would you like to take a break in the shop? The small shop is the vernal equinox building opposite. ”
The shopkeeper Wang is to let Lao Dao enter the Chunfeng Building to help him attract guests, and in the future, he can boast to people that the Chunfeng Building has been a fairy! The shopkeeper Wang even thought about it, and even prepared to change the name, so it was called "Immortal Residence".
Lao Dao waved his hand and said: "Greed! Like a beast that eats man, it shall not dwell in the heart for long! After speaking, he smiled and looked at the shopkeeper.
The shopkeeper stood stunned for a moment as if struck by lightning, and suddenly bowed down and saluted: "Thank you, villain, for the guidance of the old fairy!" Don't dare to think crookedly anymore, and you will definitely do business in the future! ”
The old Daokou shouted: "Immeasurable Tianzun ~ Great Goodness!" ”
Everyone hurriedly surrounded the shopkeeper Wan to ask what was going on, and the shopkeeper said with a red face: "I just got greedy, and I want the old fairy to go to my store to rest and solicit guests for me, but I didn't expect the old fairy to see through my mind at a glance, ashamed and ashamed!" ”
Someone heard him say this and sighed: "Sure enough, it is an old fairy, who can actually see through people's hearts!" Could this be the legendary heart of him? Everyone was even more surprised, after a while, there were already a lot of people gathered in front of Lao Dao, three layers inside and three layers outside, for fear that Lao Dao would fly away.
Yang Wei was speechless in surprise in the door, he didn't expect that Lao Dao, who is usually inconspicuous, would have such an effect as soon as he made a move. Yun Shu looked at the surprised Yang Wei and said, "The wonderful should be still to come!" ”
Sure enough, Lao Dao looked at more and more people around, so he said: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable~!" The folks refused to leave for a long time around the old road? Don't you know that the plan of the day lies in the morning, and the plan of the year lies in the spring? You are all people with families, even if you are alone, you have to run for your livelihood, although God has the virtue of a good life, but will not favor those who do not work hard! Although Lao Dao's voice is vicissitudes, it is clear, and people inside and outside can hear it clearly.
Everyone came to their senses and a literati said: "Although we have to run for life, but the old fairy is here, we also want to see more, in case I wait for the old student to go away after the old student is really a big regret in life!" ”
Lao Dao smiled and said: "I came here to be robbed, I was entrusted by a little friend to come here to watch the ceremony, don't you know?" ”
When everyone heard him say this, they remembered the young official who made a big fuss about the White Lotus Festival last night and he let out words when he was leaving, especially the divine light that Yun Shu finally emitted from his sleeves, and everyone suddenly understood that this old immortal had originally come to see the young man and the White Lotus Sect fighting the law.
Thinking of this, everyone said babblingly: "It turns out that the old immortal came to see the little official and the White Lotus Sect to fight the method!" ”
"I'll just say that the little official is not ordinary!" "It seems that the little official is a Wenqu star!" "Our Taoyuan County is a blessed land, and it is a fairy and a Wenqu star." "That childless old mother is really fake, how can even the old gods come to help the little officials!" "It seems that the White Lotus Sect must be fake!"
People listened to the words of the old Tao and slowly dispersed in twos and threes, and public opinion was fermenting in the entire Taoyuan County, anyway, the old fairy was still there at night, so it was better to finish the work early and come to see the fighting method early! People all think so.
This is the advertising effect of Yun Shu, and the pressure of public opinion, even if the White Lotus Sect doesn't want to come, it will have to come.