"Will the overlord be the bow? Will it be drugged? You are a man, take the initiative, you want women to do everything, what else do you want you to do? You say, what else do you want to do? ”

Speaking of this, the old boy's face was full of excitement, and he reprimanded Chen Yifan for not moving, man, sometimes take the initiative. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Face, dignity, what is it, wouldn't it be happy to find a wife and give birth to a son?

Powerful, very powerful.

The old boy deserves to be an old boy, a veteran of the love field, you look at others, look at yourself, the gap is not ordinarily big, and it is the overlord who is the bow, and he is drugged, and he has the essence of it.

Chen Yifan is not as good as him, he can educate his future son-in-law to be a flower thief, it is estimated that there is no one, Chen Yifan can't help but wonder if the foodie is his biological daughter, this kind of thought.

"Boy, you are stupid to watch me do something, I tell you the truth, your father-in-law used this method to marry your mother-in-law, don't look at your mother-in-law is very temperamental, at the beginning, she was ......."

The old boy had experience, and after taking a look around, and after finding that there was no one, he lowered his voice and whispered: "Your mother-in-law, she was a famous beauty, and the people who pursued her were ranked from the head of Luodu to the end of Luodu, why did you fall in love with the old man, it was because of the old man...... Hee-hee. ”

After listening to the old boy, Chen Yifan found that his worldview had changed, I grass, are you sure that I am in ancient times, not now.

I have seen a lot of old-fashioned stories of vomiting blood, and I specially arranged strange things for me, Chen Yifan was also drunk, and the story of the encounter between his father-in-law and mother-in-law cannot be explained in two or three sentences.

In two or three sentences, it is the father-in-law who fell in love with the mother-in-law, and then drugged, and the overlord made a bow, and the rest of the matter was logical, and there was now a father-in-law and mother-in-law.

For their method, Chen Yifan felt that it was not suitable for him, that is, his mother-in-law did not know martial arts, if he could, it was estimated that the old boy would have entered the palace.

Once the foodie gets cold, the turtle is easy, Chen Yifan doesn't dare to touch that moldy head, he doesn't want to take off his pants, he finds that his little brother is gone, and when the time comes, it's useless to cry.

"Let's eat it, there's a lot more."

"You, what are you shy, it's not the old man who said you, Chen Yifan, why don't you open your mind when you say it, man, you should be decisive, when you should go, what are you afraid of."

Chen Yifan sneered and said, "You have the ability." ”

"Aha, it's a nice day." The old boy suddenly looked at the sky and said with deep feelings.

I didn't dare, and I tried my best to get on it, but you kid still said that he wasn't hostile to me, and he was killed in seconds every minute.

"Do you have a grudge against me?"

The old boy hurriedly waved his hands and yawned again and again: "No, how can it be, am I that kind of person?" ”

But in his heart, he said: My daughter has been taken away by you, and you say that you have a grudge or not.

As the saying goes, the daughter of this life, the lover of the previous life.

The daughter is the father's little padded jacket, the padded jacket was taken away by you, the cold person is me, do you think I can give you a good look?

"I still said no, almost all of you have five big words written on your face, okay, don't talk nonsense with you, you hurry up and eat, I'll withdraw first." Chen Yifan quickly got up, spread his legs, exerted his strength, and disappeared with a bang.

"I ............." The old boy saw the back of Chen Yifan leaving, and it was too late to stretch out his hand, watching him leave, looking down at the table, a bunch of supplements had not been eaten.

"Damn, let him run first."

………………

"Sister, how did you say you met him? Why don't I know at all? ”

In the courtyard, Zhu Zhu pestered the foodie to ask about the process of her and Chen Yifan's acquaintance, and the stories they had to tell.

Zi'er sat beside them, holding a plate of things to eat and drink, including pastries, osmanthus cakes, almond cakes, and fruits, fresh and dried fruits.

The two were talking, Zi'er was eating, a pair of small eyes, kept looking ahead, one in her left hand, chewed it, and stuffed one in her right hand, and there was no time to speak.

The foodie swallowed a dried fruit, blinked his eyes, shook his head and smiled: "I forgot." ”

"Sister, tell me, I want to hear it." Zhu Zhu shook the foodie's arm vigorously, like a well-behaved woman, talking about her daughter's family.

"Really not, Zhu'er, it's not that my sister won't tell you, I really forgot, I don't know how to know him, anyway, I know him in a vague way, and then ......."

"And then what? Is it that you are in danger, he heroically saves the beauty, you promise each other with your body, and finally love for life? "In a woman's heart, there is always a beautiful fantasy, when I encounter danger, Prince Charming appears, save me from danger, I promise him, he is determined to live happily with each other.

The same version, the same story, exactly the same, but it can hook their love.

"You think too much, you say you don't have those, heroes save beauty? Determined for life? Hehe. "Foodies don't want to say it, they just know each other in the process of eating, it's that simple.

There are no turbulent and bloody encounter pictures, no moments of love at first sight with each other, and there are no heroes saving beauty, some are just plain, plus the life of their parents, they are together.

Romance and fantasy belong to these young women, not to themselves.

"Huh? Nothing? It's so boring. Zhu Zhu said regretfully, boring, thinking that there was a good story to listen to, who knows, it is indeed so boring.

"If life is only as first seen, what is the autumn wind and sad fan, and so on idle changes but the hearts of the people, but the old people's hearts are changeable."

"I don't regret the gradual widening of the belt, and I am haggard for the people of Yixiao."

"Such beautiful poems, such romantic scenes, why are you so boring when you come to your sister? Didn't these two poems come from Chen Yifan's mouth? ”

"yes, what's wrong?" The foodie looked at her sister cutely, these two poems did come from Chen Yifan's mouth, and she still had them in her boudoir.

"Sister, did he ever write a poem for you?"

"No, do you want it? Ask him if he wants it. The foodie replied disapprehantly.

Poetry, what is that, can you eat it? In her heart, there is nothing like food.

"Sister, you ......." Zhu Zhu doesn't know how to say this sister of hers, aren't you known as having an IQ against the sky, no one can compare? Why is the IQ so low at the moment, do you still know that sister?

Such beautiful poems, she didn't know how to appreciate them, so she didn't know what to say, you know, these two poems, as soon as they came to Luodu, immediately swept the entire Luodu, and everyone had a copy.

All the women she knew wanted to see the author and know what kind of man he was who wrote such romantic poems.

If life is free at first sight, what is the autumn wind sad painting screen, waiting for idle changes but old people's hearts, but old people's hearts are changeable.

The belt gradually widened and did not regret it, and it made people haggard for Yi.

A song "Mulan Ci, Quasi-Ancient Decisive Words" amazed I don't know how many women, and Chen Yifan once became the dream lover of a Luodu woman.

Another song "Butterfly Loves Flowers" pushed Chen Yifan to the pinnacle of male gods, among Luodu, nine out of ten women want to see Chen Yifan, and five want to sleep with him, free.

It is conceivable how attractive Chen Yifan's poems are to those women, even if she is a person who does not know embroidery and has little contact with the poetry world, she has heard of Chen Yifan's name.

"Sister, didn't you ask him for a poem?"

The foodie thought for a while, pointed her finger to the front, and just when Zhu Zhu thought she was going to say the earth-shattering words of ghosts and gods, her next sentence made Zhu Zhu give up on her completely.

"It's so fragrant, what does it smell like?"

Got up, sniffed, his body fluttered, and moved in the direction of the smell, as for the question Zhu Zhu and she asked, it had already been thrown out of the clouds.

"Sister, sister, wait for me."

Zhu Zhu caught up with her sister's footsteps, and she also smelled the fragrance, so fragrant, what a smell.

Zi'er, who lowered her head to eat snacks, blinked her eyes, looked up at the front, sniffed her nose, got up, and set off towards the front.

Chen Yifan on the other side, trying to make a barbecue, was very hungry, he didn't want to drink those disgusting tonics, but now that he thinks about it, he feels sick to his stomach again and again, and vomits for a while.

The flame was burned, the firewood was found by Chen Yifan from the firewood room, and as for the barbecue chicken, Chen Yifan caught it from the kitchen, killed it by the way, cleaned it, and grilled it on the shelf.

There were several bottles of seasonings on the ground, one bottle was salt, one bottle of cumin, and there were many unknown seasonings, Chen Yifan thought it was good, so he took it out and grilled it while smearing it.

The flame burns the body of the chicken, the golden oil droplets drip down, the flame is more vigorous, fluttering on the roast chicken, eating and roasting a tempting fragrance, emitting, emanating, from here to farther places.

"Roast chicken wings, I like to eat them."

"Blow, blow, my pride and indulgence, blow and blow can't destroy my pure garden, let the wind blow, let him mess up, and destroy it is my prospect at the end...... Hope...... Hey, why are you here? ”

At the end, the foodie and Zhu Zhu appeared, followed by the maid Zi'er, looking at the barbecue chicken with fiery eyes, saliva flowing, the foodie choked up, staring at the roast chicken with blazing eyes, and never shifted away from beginning to end.

Chen Yifan's cooking, she remembers it very much, the taste, she tried countless times, not only did she not make it, but she almost ruined the kitchen.

The roast chicken at this moment aroused her appetite, and her body naturally moved forward, came to Chen Yifan, and stared at the roast chicken tightly.

"Are you ready to eat?"

Chen Yifan swung the roast chicken and said with a smile: "Wait a minute, it's not cooked yet." ”

"Oh." Disappointed a little, more blazing.

Zhu Zhu looked at the roast chicken, saliva kept secreting, swallowing, appearing again, swallowing, appearing again, repeatedly.

(It's very tiring to write a book, you don't like it, you can choose not to read it, can you not spray me, uh, okay, just kidding.) ）