went around and around and went back to the original way, why did the Queen Mother always think about these questions? Didn't Lao Tzu's nonsense blowing in the Taihe Hall just now conquer her?

"Back to the Queen Mother, the grass people really don't remember their hometown!" Su Chen replied helplessly. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info If Lao Tzu really says his hometown, I'm afraid it will scare you to death!

"Well, what about you and the protector of the Cult of Light? Why did you carry her to the palace last night? The Empress Dowager adjusted her sitting posture, and then asked as she stared at Su Chen's eyes tightly.

"Actually, the grass people don't know what's going on, they forced the grass people to take poison in the main hall of the God of Light Sect before. However, Shangguan Ruxue gave the grass people an antidote yesterday. The grass people originally thought she was an undercover agent you planted in the Cult of Light, oh, meaning spy, but this morning I found out that she has nothing to do with you. Su Chen frowned and was puzzled, then pinched his chin and said, "Who is behind this girl, and the grass people don't know at all!" However, we can wait for her to sober up and interrogate her in detail. What do you think, Queen Mother? "What does she mean by looking at Lao Tzu like this? Do you want to eat me? Although Lao Tzu looks dignified, he is also a big boy with yellow flowers, and he is ashamed to shoot.

"So, is she really okay with you?" The Queen Mother asked suspiciously.

"It doesn't matter if she says it, but it does have a relationship, no matter what, she can be regarded as the life-saving benefactor of the grass people. Of course, you are the biggest benefactor of the grass people! If you hadn't sent the Imperial Guards to pick you up last night, I'm afraid the grass people would have already become a horrible corpse. Su Chen said with palpitations.

The Empress Dowager didn't seem to be faking when she saw him, and after being silent for a while, she asked, "Do you know why the mourning family dragged you down and beheaded you this morning?" ”

"Back to the Queen Mother, the grass people know it in their hearts! You are also thinking about the grass people, and you are saving the grass people. You are worried that the grass people are going further and further down the road of lying, but it will delay the future of the grass people. That's why you gave the grass people a lesson, you must be sincere and down-to-earth, you must be upright, and you must be righteous and awe-inspiring! The grass people are well aware of the love of the Queen Mother, so they will definitely not disappoint the expectations of the Queen Mother in the future. Su Chen said cautiously and modestly.

"Su Chen, tell the truth to the mourning family, can the emperor's mental illness really be cured?" The Queen Mother said softly, with a hint of majesty in her tone.

"The grass people don't dare to lie, and they never lie! The sky is above, and the loess is the proof! The grass people definitely have a way to make the emperor recover, but the grass people also said in the Taihe Hall that it will take two years of treatment. Su Chen was ashamed to start blowing nonsense again. Lao Tzu must resist it, and he must not show his stuffing, otherwise who knows what the Queen Mother will do. It is impossible for life to bloom brilliant flowers from lies, but if Lao Tzu doesn't lie at this time, his life will be gone.

"What's your cure?" The Queen Mother asked curiously and expectantly, she gracefully fiddled with the ruby of her finger armor, which made her look even more dignified and calm.

"It's easier said than done." Su Chen bit his lip lightly, and then said, "First of all, we must persist in two years of treatment, compensate for the defects, and gradually guide." Then, it is necessary to insist on intensive training, systematic education and encouragement. Finally, it is necessary to develop auxiliary games that meet the needs of the emperor according to the emperor's interests and hobbies, so that the emperor can receive rehabilitation training in a pleasant process. ”

If the beautiful woman doesn't believe it anymore, Lao Tzu can only take kidnapping measures and find a way to escape before making plans. Su Chen found that in addition to himself and the Queen Mother, there were only two delicate and delicate palace maids in this room, and he secretly thought about it in his heart, and did not hesitate to take risks. Anyway, it's a big deal to die, and being able to kidnap the queen mother can be regarded as unprecedented and unprecedented.

"You really don't need to take medicine? Don't need acupuncture? Don't need a pulse? The Empress Dowager asked suspiciously.

"Back to the Queen Mother, I really don't need it! As long as you follow the way of the grass people, you can definitely be cured. Su Chen said earnestly, and then he took out the imperial list from his arms and handed it over, "If you believe in the grass people, you can take back this imperial list, and then we will sign the treatment contract, that is, officially sign the pledge." ”

The Empress Dowager looked at the imperial list handed over by Su Chen, and did not immediately reach out to take it. She stared at Su Chen's eyes carefully, as if she wanted to find some clues, but apart from her clear eyes, nothing was revealed.

She opened her purple lips slightly and sighed softly. It has been nine years since the emperor ascended the throne at the age of seven, but his intelligence has always stayed at the age of seven.

As a mother, she's already heartbroken. In order to be able to heal the emperor, she promulgated countless imperial lists and killed countless strange people. And in the past three years, no one has dared to unveil the emperor list.

Even if she raised the reward to the extreme, no one would dare to take the risk of punishing the Nine Clans. The reason why the Nine Clans are to be punished is to be able to curb the false liars. But what I didn't expect was that now it has become a deep ravine.

Su Chen in front of him once again brought hope to the Queen Mother. It's just that she didn't know that Su Chen was the most shameless liar.

"Okay, the mourning family believes you once." After thinking about it, the queen mother said decisively, and the palace maid next to her took over the imperial list for her.

O God! Lao Tzu's heart has finally landed! Thank you for the favor of all the gods and goddesses, and thank you for the trust of beautiful women! Lao Tzu will move forward bravely on the road of bragging in the future! More brilliance will be created! Lying, Lao Tzu is serious about dropping.

"The Queen Mother, you are Shengming! You made the right decision! Your foresight will bring a brighter future to the Eastern Han Empire! Caomin will definitely not live up to your trust and trust, and will definitely do their job well! Su Chen said excitedly, then patted his chest and said impassionedly, "The grass people are very excited at the moment! Thank you very much for your kindness! Rest assured, the Empress Dowager, the grass people only need two years, and they will give you a healthy emperor and a powerful Eastern Han Empire! ”

The Queen Mother smiled, as if her heart knot had been untied.

Charming and moving, like peach blossoms blooming in March.

Su Chen wanted to look but didn't dare to look, standing in place and peeking hungrily. He only felt his mouth and tongue dry and his heart racing. Hold steady, don't think about it, don't mess around! Beautiful women are precious, and the price of life is even higher.

"Ling'er, you prepare paper, ink, pen and inkstone later, and let Su Chen write the content himself." The queen mother instructed the palace maid next to her, and it could be heard through her tone, and she was in a very good mood at the moment.

Damn, let me write it myself? Fortunately, when I was in elementary school, I wrote a few calligraphy letters. Although Lao Tzu's level is so-so, he can also deal with it. There is no definite way to put the pen, to make it empty and wide, I haven't written for a long time, and I feel panicked.

Ling'er quickly spread the rice paper on a desk, then she poured the inkstone into the inkstone, and then carefully checked the brush in her hand, and when it was ready, she greeted Su Chen with a smile.

"The Queen Mother, the grass people are ugly, if the font is not beautiful enough, don't be angry! The main reason is that there have been too many things that have happened recently, and the grass people's hearts have not been completely calm, and it is inevitable that they will be affected when they write. Su Chen first found a reason to excuse himself, lest after the final writing, the Queen Mother would think that he was drawing Wang Ba.

"It's okay, you can just write it, and the content is correct." The Queen Mother said with a smile.

Su Chen bowed and bowed, then coughed a few times and walked to the desk nervously.

Lift your buttocks and close your abdomen, take a deep breath, dip your pen in ink and rice paper, and do it in one go.

After writing a line, she found that something was wrong, and Ling'er next to her covered her mouth and snickered.

Damn, what do you mean? Look down on Lao Tzu's level? Next time, talk to this chick alone about physiological issues.

"Master Su, why are you writing horizontally?" Ling'er reminded with a chuckle.

Su Chen thought about it carefully, I damn it, no wonder, Lao Tzu actually wrote from left to right. But in this world, the pen starts from the right and writes in order from top to bottom.

"I was a little excited just now, so I warmed up briefly. Well, the quality of this piece of rice paper is very good. Well, this brush is okay. Hey? The ink in the inkstone is also very good! Ha ha. Su Chen's old face turned red and said awkwardly.

"The slave maid will give you a piece of rice paper again, Su Gongzi, you wait a moment." Ling'er said softly. After a while, she brought a new piece of rice paper and skillfully spread it on the desk.

"Thank you so much, Miss Ling'er is really meticulous, I'll treat you to dinner on the weekend." Su Chen said with a shy face.

"Master Su, please use it slowly, if you have other instructions, you can just tell the slave directly." Ling'er said in a coquettish voice.

After nearly half an hour, Su Chen went through a lot of hardships and finally finished writing the content of the contract, which is roughly that the emperor's mental illness can be cured within two years, otherwise he will unconditionally accept the arbitrary punishment of the queen mother, and there is a sentence added later, I would rather die than be a eunuch. Then, at the end, Su Chen signed his name in a chic manner! Well, the signature is not bad, at least it can be seen clearly.

The Empress Dowager also walked to the desk at this time, and when she saw what Su Chen wrote, she couldn't help frowning. Isn't the person in front of you who hasn't practiced writing at all? It doesn't look as good as what the emperor wrote.

"The Queen Mother, you are also here, how can you take a look, is there anything that needs to be modified? You can just bring it up, and the grass people will correct it carefully. Su Chen put the brush on the inkstone and rubbed his hands together nervously.

"Su Chen, if the mourning family asks you a word, you have to answer honestly. Have you read a book? Ever written a word code? The Empress Dowager looked at Su Chen suspiciously and said.

Nonsense! Lao Tzu is also a regular famous college student, the top student in the county's college entrance examination! How could it be that you haven't read a book? This is a naked insult to me, a naked blow to Lao Tzu's self-esteem.

"Back to the Queen Mother, the grass people have been studying hard since childhood, diligent and studious, but unfortunately because they love books, they don't have time to practice calligraphy seriously." Su Chen scratched his head and hung his head and said.

"Oh no, no, big thing!"

Just as Su Chen was secretly greeting the beautiful woman, the little eunuch ran in in a panic.