33 Angry punishment of mountain ice (two more votes, collection)
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After retiring from the dynasty, Liu Hong couldn't be happier. Today, not only did he not make it difficult for Dou Wufa, but he also took the opportunity to complete two reforms, so that Dou Wu could not steal chickens and rice, how could he not be happy.
Happy things need someone to share, and in this capital, the only one who can share his happiness is his former follower Liu Fu for the time being. It sounds like a stirring base, but it's something that can't be helped.
When he came to the barracks of the Yulin Army, Liu Fu was playing football with the ruffians, and when he saw Liu Hong coming, he hurriedly stepped forward to greet him.
"You've had a very good life, so you're going to play football." Looking at Liu Fu's honest face, Liu Hong couldn't help but ridicule.
"Your Majesty, isn't this the end of training, let them relax. And this football can also cultivate their teamwork ability. Liu Fu explained while scratching his head and smirking.
"You don't have to explain this thing to me, and I don't mean to blame you." Liu Hong waved his hand and said: "The sports I invented at the beginning are still very useful for exercising the body and enhancing teamwork ability, and they should be promoted." You let them practice well, and I'll set up a competition and reward the top three. Driven by interests, there will definitely be many people involved. And this can not only relieve my boredom, but also improve people's physical fitness by the way, which is definitely a good thing to kill two birds with one stone. ”
Thinking of this, Liu Hong suddenly opened his mind, he can organize all kinds of competitions, so that he will not get bored. Especially football, basketball and so on, you must practice well. These projects were in later generations, but they suffocated him, and it was full of sadness when he mentioned them.
Now that it's time for the Han Dynasty, it's up to him to decide. He didn't believe that in such a big Han Dynasty, he couldn't find a few people who played well with ball. When the time comes, let them go to foreign countries to compete, and if they see which country is not pleasing to the eye, they will abuse which country, so as to help him show the evil spirit of the future generations.
If you want to compete, you must have a competition venue, which is not a big problem for Liu Hong, just find someone to build one. Anyway, now there are homeless people, as long as he pays for it, he doesn't have to worry about finding someone to work.
To build these things, Bi Lan was an expert, and Liu Hong immediately approached him and asked him to design a huge stadium.
Knowing that Liu Hong was going to build a stadium, Bi Lan immediately used all his skills to describe a grand blueprint for Liu Hong. This is a good opportunity to befriend the emperor, and Bi Lan will not let it go.
Power is fascinating. In the past few days, Bi Lan has tasted the benefits of power. This all comes from Liu Hong, how could he not do things for Liu Hong wholeheartedly.
Just when Bi Lan was explaining his plan for the stadium, Liu Hong noticed that there was a eunuch not far away, looking at him from time to time, and his actions were very suspicious.
The Yulin Army is a military camp here, and no idle people are allowed to approach. Although it is very close to the imperial city, there are no eunuchs here. And the eunuchs who followed Liu Hong were all by his side, and with his perverted memory, he didn't remember when he saw him, so it can be seen that this eunuch didn't come with him. And the reason why he was able to enter the barracks was because he was regarded by Yulin Jun as a eunuch who came with Liu Hong.
"What does this guy do?" Liu Hong was very curious about this, and said to Liu Fu: "That eunuch is very suspicious, you go and bring him over and ask him what he does." ”
There are suspicious people around the emperor, this is a great deal! Liu Fu immediately took the order and took someone to arrest the eunuch.
It's just a matter of catching a eunuch, I thought it was a matter of catching him, but I didn't expect that the eunuch would immediately turn around and run away as soon as he saw Liu Fu leading someone over to arrest him.
Now it's a big deal, someone got mixed up with the emperor, or the emperor himself found out, these people who protect the emperor are derelict in their duties. It's a shame that there were no accidents, otherwise, it's really hard to say.
In order to atone for his crimes, the guards who protected Liu Hong and the Yulin Army led by Liu Fu chased with their lives, and after a while, they arrested the escaped eunuch.
"What's your name, what are you here for, and why did you run away just now?"
"Back to Your Majesty, the slave maid is called Shan Bing. Because I was curious about Your Majesty, I came to take a peek, and when I saw these adults coming to me just now, I was scared in my heart, so I ran away. ”
"Shan Bing, this name is quite familiar. By the way, isn't this guy the unlucky guy who was slaughtered by Cao Jie in history? Thinking of this guy's origin, Liu Hong knew that he definitely couldn't have come to see him out of curiosity, he must have some other purpose.
"You can't even fool a three-year-old child, and it's impossible for you to expect to pass with this. Let's tell the truth, and save the flesh and skin from suffering. ”
Shan Bing still wanted to quibble, but these guards were impatient, and as soon as they were beaten, this guy told the truth.
In the history of Shan Bing, he was a scholar, and even with Liu Hong, a little butterfly, he did not change. After he learned about Chen Fan's fainting yesterday, he was very upset with Chen Fan. Later, someone contacted him and asked him to help Chen Fan monitor Liu Hong's every move, and he agreed without thinking about it. That's why he's here.
"Damn, even the emperor dares to spy on him, can this Chen Fan still be regarded as an upright minister?!" Although he has always known about the things in the history books, most of them can't be taken seriously, but seeing that there is such a big gap between Chen Fan and the records in the history books, Liu Hong still can't adapt for a while.
However, compared to Chen Fanlai, Liu Hong hated the eunuch Shan Bing more.
The eunuch is the emperor's servant. According to later generations, this is a "beautiful dog", which is as annoying as those "five hairs".
For this kind of guy, Liu Hong can easily let him go without playing a score, and he must kill chickens and monkeys to deter other eunuchs.
"Your name is Mountain Bing?"
"Yes, the slave maid is called Mountain Ice." Shan Bing is very strange, I didn't register for it, why did I ask again.
"Are you a eunuch?"
Shan Bing was stunned, and nodded yes after a while.
"That's not right! The eunuchs are all my minions, and they should be oriented towards me in their hearts, how can there be such a scum like you? I don't think you are a eunuch at all, but a spy who got mixed into the palace, otherwise how could you do such a depraved thing. ”
Liu Hong said to Liu Fu: "It is said that eunuchs don't have small cocks, and I haven't seen them with my own eyes." This guy said he was a eunuch, but I don't think so, so you go and take off his pants to see if he is a eunuch or not, and give us a long insight. ”
For Liu Hong's proposal, Liu Fu applauded. Those Yulin Army were also afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so someone immediately held down Shan Bing, and Liu Fu took it upon himself to take off Shan Bing's pants.
"Your Majesty, this guy is a eunuch, and he really doesn't have a little cock."
"Oh, I'll take a look."
"You can't kill me, you can't do this to me." Iceberg's face turned red, and he screamed as he wanted to reach out and cover his lower body. But with so many guards pulling, how could he be satisfied, his lower body lacking a small cock was completely leaked in front of people's eyes.
"As long as you're still a fucking taxi, you're a dead eunuch, you want to be a soldier in the next life!" Liu Hong ignored Shan Bing's shouting, but looked at his lower body, "It's really fucking insightful, the eunuch turned out to be like this, it's really the same as the legend, there is no little cock." ”
Although the eunuch does not have a small cock, he is treated differently from the beautiful woman who also has no small cock. If it was a beautiful woman who did this, Liu Hong might have relented and let it go, but this eunuch would not have this treatment.
"This bastard, he dares to eat inside and out, if he doesn't clean you up well, everyone will follow suit, then it's worth it." After speaking, Liu Hong instructed the guards and said, "First whip this guy with a hundred lashes, and then sprinkle salt on the wound, and then transfer him to the palace gate to show the public, so that people can know who is the master of the palace and who they should serve." ”
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