A month later, the imperial examination came. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The anticipatory scholars entered the examination room, went in and took a look, dumbfounded, what is the situation, why am I being separated, and besides, why is there a pit inside?

Ahem, it's a urinal, it's wrong.

It is no different from the previous examination room, there is a painful urination, a table, and a chair, pens, ink, paper and inkstones to serve, and the rest, there is none.

Eating and drinking, all prepared by themselves, the scene in front of them made all the candidates who came to the exam mentally prepared, and the environment was not bad and acceptable.

But for the children of the local tyrant family, I can't accept it, there is a smell in the air, what is the smell, the urinal has not been washed for many years, it is full of dirt, and besides, everyone is trapped in a room, don't you feel unhygienic?

What made them unacceptable was that the examiners on both sides were cold and cold on their faces, as if they owed hundreds of taels of silver and had not repaid the money.

The first thing he did was to search, grope all over his body, and everything could not be brought in, this time, Chen Yifan was bleeding profusely, and he prepared pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, which cost him a lot of money.

There are a lot of people who plan to cheat, and there are a lot of works and plagiarized materials that are searched, and they can't pass the first level, so there is this scene on the scene.

"You, you, you, and you, say, why do you have a note on you?"

"My lord, that's me...... I....... ”

A candidate behind him quickly opened his mind and replied loudly: "That's toilet paper, used to wipe your buttocks." ”

He was proud of his cleverness, I used it to wipe my ass, was it wrong?

"Yes, the reaction is fast enough, I don't know if you can guess, what am I going to do next?"

Chen Yifan looked at him with a smile, clasped his hands and stared, the candidate was stunned for a moment, and asked weakly: "Are you Lord Chen?" ”

"That's right, but unfortunately there is no prize."

The candidate breathed a sigh of relief, it was good if it was Lord Chen, it was good if it was him, if they met Zhang Jiuquan, they would be finished, the candidate hurriedly groped around, took out the money bag, and handed it to Chen Yifan.

"Master Chen, be accommodating."

Weighing the money bag in his hand, Chen Yifan was very satisfied with the candidate's reaction, nodded and smiled: "Yes, very promising, you can go in." ”

"Yes, yes." The candidate was very happy and walked in, and several disciples behind him saw this scene and took out their money bags one after another and handed them to Chen Yifan, who accepted them one by one.

For these people who want to cheat, all property will be confiscated, and as for the honest people, they will be let go naturally, Chen Yifan is standing outside, no one dares to make trouble, and he will not let you in.

Seeing the previous example, the disciples behind them all knew how to do it, and seeing that it was about to be time, Chen Yifan was still standing outside, the sun was shining, and his face was shining.

Zhang Jiuquan walked beside him, looked at Chen Yifan's eyes, full of contempt: "My lord, is the silver confiscated?" ”

"You want it too?" Chen Yifan was surprised, is this still Lord Zhangzhang? Started embezzlement?

"No, Your Majesty told the old minister before he came, saying that Lord Chen must have a way to make money, let the old minister take care of Lord Chen, come here, and give Lord Chen ease."

Several examiners behind him came up and took away Chen Yifan's silver, a lot, I don't know if I don't look at it, they left with a smile, Zhang Jiuquan patted Chen Yifan on the shoulder, and said pitifully: "Lord Chen, it's not about the old man, if you are not satisfied, you can go to Your Majesty." ”

"That...... That one...... Can you leave a little bit for me, I've worked hard for a while, haven't you? ”

"Oh, by the way, this is what Your Majesty asked the old minister to give you, saying that it was Lord Chen's reward."

A tael of silver, yes, a tael of silver, not much, not a lot, a lonely tael of silver.

Chen Yifan is about to cry, why, why do you treat me like this?

He was about to go back, when another scholar came outside, and the time was just right, he entered the examination room, closed the door, and prepared for the exam.

Chen Yifan came to the middle of the crowd, took out the prepared test papers, handed them to the examiners, and found that they were all stunned and looked at themselves stupidly.

"Fa, this is the exam paper, what are you watching me do?"

An examiner was at a loss: "My lord, the exam papers are here?" ”

Chen Yifan glanced at it and sobbed, "I know, I changed my mind, can't I?" ”

"But ......."

"Hurry up, something happened, I'll take it."

The examiner was still hesitating, Zhang Jiuquan walked in, and when he saw Chen Yifan arguing with the examiner, he frowned, and the examiner next to him hurriedly went up to tell the situation.

Zhang Jiuquan came to Chen Yifan's side, took his exam paper, opened it and glanced at it, his eyes showed a surprised look, and then instructed the examiner next to him: "Send it." ”

"Yes."

As a result, the examination questions of a imperial examination became Chen Yifan's own questions, Chen Yifan was very happy, sat on the chair above, raised his feet with a big grin, and the examiners around him went to invigilate, leaving him alone.

No, there is another person, Zhang Jiuquan walked in, he stood in front of Chen Yifan, glanced at him, and said lightly: "You are doing this, aren't you afraid that the ministers will impeach you?" ”

"Afraid of what? In this matter, they can just say a few words at most, what will happen to me, are you afraid? ”

Zhang Jiuquan shook his head, he had seen the courage of this master, so he was helpless: "You are the chief examiner, something happened, of course you are carrying it." ”

"Ahem, can you have some courage." Chen Yifan put down his feet and said uprightly: "Lord Zhang, Your Majesty can trust you very much, you have to know how to take responsibility." ”

"Hehe, Lord Chen, the old man is not you, you are not afraid of the impeachment of the ministers, this time, the old man has to take a good look, how will Lord Chen end?"

"It's fine." Chen Yifan knew those people and wouldn't say anything, and after that, they were even more angry.

"How did you come up with that topic?"

Chen Yifan was lazy, took a sip of tea, felt stuffed teeth, sitting, felt extremely energetic, and moved his body and said, "Didn't you guess everything?" This time, the talent I want is not the kind of nerd who reads to the death, and the management of places outside the customs requires real talents. ”

Dealing with the affairs of countries such as Tibet and the Great Jin Dynasty, nerds can't do it, and it will even cause a disaster, and the national issue is a key and difficult point.

How to look at the national issue, whether to kill or submit, or assimilate, and treat each other equally, depends on how the candidates choose.

What Chen Yifan wants to see is very simple, whether these candidates have the conditions for management, if there is, he wants it, no, he doesn't want it.

This is an imperial examination in an unrelated area, capable people are on the top, and incompetent people are on the top, so simple.

"It seems that you didn't suddenly get up, or not, this time the old man will follow you once, for the sake of the beam, for the sake of Your Majesty, the old man will be a villain."

Zhang Jiuquan looked at Chen Yifan firmly, stroked his beard, his eyes were gentle, without his previous disdain, he had always thought that this person was a reckless man, even if he could recite poetry, but being an official was not the same as reciting poetry.

A person who can recite poems is not necessarily a good official, a good official may not be able to write a good poem, unlike other ministers, he Zhang Jiuquan values ability.

"Going for a walk?"

"Okay, I also want to see how the candidates of the girder will write?"

Chen Yifan stood up, this is a good opportunity, I didn't expect that I would also become an invigilator, and I have a lot of power, judging the future of others in one word.

Walking in the examination room, the candidates pondered and meditated, and some people couldn't think of it, so they simply sat on the urinal and lowered their heads to think, becoming a statue of an ancient thinker.

Some of them lay directly on the table, their hands kept moving, but they didn't write down a word, the candidates were in different shapes, and Chen Yifan couldn't help but laugh when he saw it.

I'll go, all living beings are beautiful, it's very good-looking, I walked past a candidate, this candidate wrote a lot, densely packed with them, Chen Yifan glanced at it, and didn't disturb him to continue writing.

After walking around, Chen Yifan's smile did not decrease, it was so cute, these candidates were too cute.

Look at it, all of them look like actors, acting, sleeping,, crying, uncomfortable, few people can treat them calmly, why?

They came with confidence, thinking that the topic was given by their own family, and they had already memorized it, and they were ready to show their strength and win a champion, but they found that the ideal and the reality were different.

The topic in front of me is completely different from what I thought, there are no books and scriptures that are not said, there is not even a word, there is only one topic, how to solve the national question.

The time is very short, you can leave after writing, you don't need three days and three nights, and you don't need to stay here, Chen Yifan waited, looking at the sky.

As the sky gradually darkened, he looked at the dozing examiners around him, wiped his face and asked, "Have you handed it all in?" ”

"Not yet, sir."

"What time is it?"

"Huh?"

"What time?"

"After the Shen time."

"Half an hour later, wrap up." Chen Yifan said this listlessly, and the examiner below glanced at Zhang Jiuquan and saw him nodding, so he replied, "Yes, my lord." ”

Half an hour later, all the test papers were collected, and the candidates were also driven out, no one made trouble, there was no way, as soon as I saw the soldiers in the examination room, I knew that they couldn't make trouble.

The test paper came up, and the sky turned upside down outside, and all the candidates who went out looked depressed, and some even cried directly.

When the family asked, the result was also dumbfounded, one by one knew the exam questions, and scolded his mother one after another, Chen Yifan was naturally scolded so miserably that he was almost whipped to the corpse.

After hearing his son's words, the head of the Ministry of Rites was very painful, and he rubbed his temples, he knew, he knew that Chen Yifan would not be so kind, how could he tell them the answer, it turned out that everything was his calculation.

Say it on purpose, make them believe his words, and in the end, give them a counter-kill, and they will fall for it.

"Damn Chen Yifan."

"Bastard Chen Yifan."