Three years of demons, the first day of the Lunar New Year, Tanxi.

The sun in the winter is warm and sunny, shining very comfortably, Liu Bei's sister gently and gently rode the Lu horse on the top of the Tan River, the Lu horse's body is shining with golden light, the top of the head flashes the two big characters of "Lu", four hooves with a ring of water waves, effortlessly walked through the Tanxi.

Liu Bei crossed the river, looked up to the sky and sighed softly: "This stream jumps over, isn't it God's intention?" ”

"Cards!"

Sun Yu shouted next to him: "Miss Liu, you said the wrong line, it should be 'Isn't it providence'!" ”

"Oh, General Sun, am I wrong? I'm sorry. ”

"Shut up, don't call me General Sun!" Sun Yu said angrily: "I'm pretending to be dead, if you want to call me Liang Jie, or call me director." ”

"Oh, okay, director!" Liu Bei agreed tepidly.

"Go back and start over." Sun Yu waved his hand.

Poor Liu Bei's sister returned to the east of the river, and then slowly let the horse cross the river, and when she arrived at the west of the river, she looked up to the sky and sighed: "Isn't it the will of heaven that this river can be crossed as soon as it goes?" ”

"Cards!"

Sun Yu was furious: "Ya, it's this stream that jumps over, not this river as soon as you go, you give me a serious time, go back and start over." ”

Liu Bei said softly: "Okay, director." ”

After a while, Liu Bei crossed the river again, looked up to the sky and sighed: "This stream jumps over, providence!" ”

"Cards!"

Sun Yu's head was about to explode: "Don't waste my expression, it's not providence to jump over this stream!" ”

Liu Bei said pitifully and softly: "Okay, director." ”

At this time, Guan Yu quit, she rushed to Sun Yu and said loudly: "Hey, I said what kind of reputation you are doing as a director?" Although there are a few different words in the lines that my eldest sister said, acting is to be played, and what happens to the occasional wrong line or two? As long as the story can be developed! ”

"Ahem, you're right, but ......" Sun Yu can't say: I want to faithfully reproduce "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", right?

It's hard to explain, it's really hard to explain, Sun Yu was annoyed and angry, and snorted coldly: "Liu Bei, do you want me to order two hundred pairs of straw sandals from you?" If you want to, act well and take away your unreliable second sister. ”

Poor Liu Bei immediately succumbed to Yinwei of straw sandals, and said to Guan Yu: "Second sister, go play with the third sister, don't come to disturb the eldest sister selling straw shoes...... Cough...... Don't come to disturb the eldest sister's acting. ”

Guan Yu pouted and left, the beard on her chin trembled with anger, but she listened to Liu Bei's words the most, and she couldn't even have a trace of opposition.

Next is Liu Bei's various wrong lines, a short scene, Liu Bei acted from early morning to lunch, after lunch, Liu Bei made mistakes seventeen or eighteen times, and Tanxi was walked back and forth by her hundreds of times.

Finally, Liu Bei finally said it right, and at this time, the little shepherd boy played by Huo Jun hurriedly greeted him: "Is the general breaking the yellow scarf Liu Xuande?" ”

Liu Bei was shocked: "A remote boy in Runai Village, how do you know my surname?" ”

Huo Jun said: "I didn't know, because I often served the master, there were guests who arrived, and it was said that there was a Liu Xuande, who was seven feet five inches long, hanging his hands over his knees, and his eyes could take care of his ears. ”

When Liu Bei heard this, he was shocked: "Who is your master?" How did you slander me like this? I am so gentle and beautiful, your master actually said that I am seven feet five inches tall, isn't it a monster? He also said that if I hang my hands above my knees, people will not be gibbons! He also said that my eyes could see his own ears, did he think I was a snail, and my eyes would bend? ”

Sun Yu: "......"

Huo Jun: "......"

My mother, the lines are not like this, you broken woman, memorize the lines for me!

Then there were all kinds of failures, all kinds of restarts, from noon to night, when it was dark, Liu Bei finally finished the dialogue with the shepherd boy and walked into the villa.

I saw that in the lobby of the villa, Xiao Sima Hui was sitting nervously, and Zhuge Liang hid not far behind her to cheer her up: "Xiao Hui, come on, strive for success, don't say the wrong line." ”

Sima Hui nodded nervously.

At this time, Liu Bei walked in, glanced at Sima Hui twice, and then stepped forward to salute.

According to Sun Yu's arrangement, Sima Hui should now say: "Gong is said to have survived the catastrophe." ”

As a result, Xiao Sima Hui's face turned red and he sat on the chair, and he didn't come out with a word for a long time.

"Cards!"

Sun Yuda was depressed: "Xiaohui, why don't you say your lines?" ”

Xiao Sima Hui said nervously: "I...... I'm afraid of making a mistake, so I won't say it! ”

Sun Yu: "......"

Zhuge Liang: "......"

Huo Jun: "......"

Liu Bei was overjoyed, stepped forward and held Sima Hui's hand and said: "What a smart little sister, I will be wrong when I say it, if I knew that I would not be wrong if I didn't say it, I wouldn't say anything." ”

Flutter, Sun Yu spurted out a mouthful of blood, unconscious-

In the second year of the Lunar New Year, the rehearsal continues!

Sima Hui welcomed Liu Bei into the cottage, and the two sat down as guests.

said a lot of messy lines in the middle, and finally the two of them got to the point.

Liu Bei smiled and said, "Where is the wizard?" Who is the fruit? ”

Sima Hui replied: "Fulong and phoenix, if the two of them get one, they can settle the world." ”

Liu Bei asked anxiously: "Who are Fulong and Feng Xiao?" ”

Sima Hui clapped his hands and laughed: "Okay! Good! ”

"Cards!" Sun Yu yelled and jumped up.

"Stuck again?" Liu Bei and Sima Hui had bitter faces, and said in unison: "This time it should be right." ”

Sun Yu saw that he was scared of them, and hurriedly said: "That's right this time, it's perfect, because the perfect performance is over, so I called the card." ”

As soon as he said this, Zhuge Liang, who had been waiting next to him for a long time, couldn't help but say, "That's it?" Why hasn't the little emblem been unlocked yet? ”

"Ugh!" Sun Yu was stunned for a moment, this is miserable, I have perfectly followed the process of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", why didn't Sima Hui solve it? I was depressed and my efforts were in vain.

Seeing that his expression was not good, Zhuge Liang was also anxious: "Find the truth...... You won't say you can't help it, will you? You must find a way to untie the lock of my Xiaohui. ”

"I'm thinking...... Let me think again. Sun Yu tapped his head with his hand, pacing, and asked nm01: "You help me find out, is there any problem with this acting process?" Which line is one word wrong? ”

nm01 immediately replied: "Master, I can be sure that there is nothing wrong with the lines, not a word is wrong." ”

"I rub, what's wrong? Is it not good to act, it must be a real situation? But the unlocked text really looks like a computer condition judgment program, which I should read correctly. Sun Yu scolded in his heart: "I am familiar with the computer, it is easy to be deceived, I don't think acting will be recognized by a computer." ”

At this time, the iceberg beauty also walked over, although her face was cold and expressionless, but she gently held Sun Yu's hand and said in a low voice: "Don't worry, think carefully, think deeply." ”

Sun Yu nodded, and continued to pace, walking along the loess road between Tanxi and the villa, carefully recalling the whole process, but no matter what he thought, he couldn't find a trace of problem in this play.

Zhuge Liang followed him around, and couldn't help but ask, "Did you figure it out?" ”

Sun Yu spread his hands: "Alas, I thought about it carefully, and I couldn't find anything missing, it seems that ...... My unlocking method doesn't work. ”

Zhuge Liang was disappointed when she heard this, she saw Sun Yu helping Xiaoshu, Zhou Yu, and Xiaotong unlock it with her own eyes, and thought that Sun Yu knew everything, but now she found out that he couldn't do it, and she couldn't help but be confused...... Am I wrong to take my sisters to him?

"Alas!" Zhuge Liang raised his hand and pointed to the villa and said, "This Zhuangzi is useless, let's dismantle it...... Hey? That's right...... Your Zhuangzi did not hang a horizontal plaque. ”

Sun Yu looked up in the direction of her finger, and sure enough, there was no horizontal plaque hanging above the gate of the villa.

Generally speaking, the scribe's cottage is of course inhabited by scribes, and the scribe must be able to write, so the cottage should have a horizontal plaque. But this villa was built in a hurry, and the people who built the village were farmers, and no one was literate, so the farmers didn't think to get a plaque for the village at all.

Sun Yu was shocked in his heart, if there is no plaque, there is no name...... I'm rubbing, this is a big hole in the props.

Sun Yu jumped up suddenly, took a knife from Yan Yun, split a wooden board with a brush, and then found the four treasures of the study, and asked Zhuge Liang to inscribe on it: "Water Mirror Villa".

After finishing the question, Sun Yu hurriedly hung the plaque directly above the gate of the villa.

"Actors, take your place! One more time! ”

"Don't do it! The play you were promised to play is over. "Liu Bei's sister is gone.

"Sister Zhuge , acting is so tiring, woo......" Sima Hui cried.

"One last time." Sun Yu wiped his sweat and said: "If this performance is successful, Sister Liu Bei, I will buy you two hundred pairs of straw sandals." Xiao Hui, I'll buy you delicious grilled sea bass. ”

It's not going to fail again this time, is it? Zhuge Liang's heart is also up and down, she has actually always been very confident in Sun Yu, but the failure just now made her confidence a little shaken: This strange method can really unlock Xiaohui? It's a bit incomprehensible.

Anyway, the show is finally going on again!

Liu Bei rode the Lu horse through Tanxi again, and the little shepherd boy welcomed her into the "Water Mirror Villa", and several people said some lines, and then entered the most critical dialogue.

I only heard Liu Bei say softly: "Where is the genius?" Who is the fruit? ”

Sima Hui said seriously: "Fulong and Phoenix Chick, if you have one, you can settle the world." ”

Before Liu Bei could say the next line, he suddenly saw a golden light flying from Sima Hui's body, and a big golden lock jumped into the air from the top of Xiao Sima Hui's head.

The golden light flowed, reflecting the faces of every onlooker......

(To be continued)