Chapter Seventy-Eight: Intimidation and Stupidity Are Contagious?
Xiao Liu swallowed his saliva and asked nervously, "You're not here for real, are you?" ”
Bai Liyun didn't answer directly, but asked rhetorically, "What do you think?" ”
Xiaoliu smiled and said happily: "Don't be funny, it's true, you love to joke so much!" ”
But seeing Bailiyun, he said seriously: "Our family now has the body of a gorilla in the Snow Mountain, the paws of the black bears in the depths of the northern forests of Jizhou, the sweat and blood of the Turkic tribes, the blood of the whole body of the BMW, and the wings of Hai Dongqing, although they are not the most serious bloodline, but they can barely be used." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"I once got a python tendon more than two meters long in the Southern Wilderness Swamp, and a large crocodile's head. Now that you are just a good pair of palms away from a complete collection, how can you bear to refuse me? Then Bailiyun looked at Xiao Liu with a look of hope.
Xiao Liu didn't know what to say anymore, but the twitching corners of his mouth still revealed the strong uneasiness in his heart.
Holding back his trembling body, Xiao Liu asked, "This master, although I'm very embarrassed, but I really can't meet your needs, why don't you change to another?" ”
Bailiyun still stared at Xiao Liu's slender palm with a burning gaze, and said casually: "What can be more attractive than your palm, is it your thigh?" ”
Then he pouted and said, "Don't be kidding, didn't I already say that I already have the paws of a forest black bear on my thigh, and besides, your leg is nothing to look at." Really, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand art, it's very annoying to know? ”
When Xiao Liu heard Bailiyun's answer, his heart was really going to jump out at this time. Hurriedly shook his head and waved his hand and said, "No, it's not my thigh, and I can't bear that." ”
Bai Liyun said impatiently: "Oh, hurry up, hand over your hand quickly." ”
Xiao Liu's face was flushed, and he gritted his teeth and said, "I really can't take it!" ”
Bailiyun said coldly: "Don't be sloppy with me, isn't this right here, hurry up, I will have something to do later!" There's a mechanic slave in the east, I'll hurry up, don't call anyone to take the lead for a while! Hurry up! ”
Xiao Liu seemed to see the dawn at this time, and hurriedly grabbed the life-saving straw and hurriedly asked, "My lord, are you saying that you need a mechanic?" ”
Bai Liyun pouted and said, "So what?" ”
Xiao Liu pointed to himself and said, "I am!" ”
Bailiyun glanced at him disdainfully and said, "Just you?" Are you kidding! ”
Xiao Liu hurriedly said: "Really, I am really a mechanic, and I am definitely a hundred times stronger than the one you said." ”
Bai Liyun was puzzled: "Are you really a mechanic?" ”
Xiao Liu pointed to Liu San outside the door and said, "Really, really, I don't believe you ask the third master, I'm really a mechanic!" Third master, do you say yes! ”
Liu San already knew that Bailiyun was playing Xiao Liu at this time, and Xiao Liu almost killed him just now, which would give him a good face. He bowed to Bailiyun and said, "Young master, I heard him talk nonsense, in fact, he knows a few tricks, this kid is actually a tomb robber!" ”
Bailiyun said coldly: "You dare to lie to me? For the sake of the art, I won't kill you, hand them over!" ”
Xiao Liu was so anxious when he saw Bailiyun's cold eyes that he was about to go crazy, and folded his hands together to Liu Sanlian, and shouted: "Third master, third master, my dear third master, was it mine just now, you have a lot of adults, and you are like a little person." Let's talk to the adults, I'm really a mechanic! ”
Liu San ignored him, snorted coldly and turned his face away.
Bai Liyun clenched his fists with both hands, and the bones collided with each other to make a sound like fried beans, and said with a sneer: "Boy, it's made up, how can you be a mechanic like you, a tomb robber is a tomb thief, what to hide!" It will take me half a day's work, so I'll do it myself! ”
Xiao Liu was so frightened that he retreated again and again, slumped on the ground, hurriedly leaned back, and finally leaned against the wall and cried and said: "Young master, really, I am really a mechanic, but my grandfather is a tomb robber, I learned this skill from him since I was a child, although I have also gone to the ground, but my main craft is to make mechanisms!" ”
Bailiyun stopped, looked at Xiao Liu condescendingly, and said indifferently: "Is that so?" ”
Xiao Liu nodded repeatedly.
The corners of Bailiyun's mouth hooked up a smile, and said: "Then I'll let you go for the time being, but I'm lacking a mechanic to help me recently, so you can honestly work for me." ”
In Xiao Liu's eyes, Bailiyun's smile was so hideous, he was extremely scared.
Bailiyun didn't hear the reply, and shouted, "Did you hear that?" ”
Xiao Liu reacted at this time, and hurriedly said: "I heard it, I heard it!" ”
Bai Liyun hooked his hand behind him and said, "Bring his contract!" ”
Behind him, Liu San, who had been prepared when he was about to come to see Xiao Liu, handed over a somewhat yellowed paper contract in a timely manner, and then stepped aside.
Bailiyun handed the contract to Xiao Liu, and said expressionlessly: "Sign it!" ”
Xiao Liu couldn't write, but he still knew what was going on with this contract, and he didn't want to lose his hands, so he hurriedly bit off his left thumb, and when he saw blood flowing out, he immediately pressed his handprint in the blank space in the bottom corner, and then handed him over to Baili Yun.
Bailiyun took the contract and handed it to Liu San on the side, and then said, "From now on, you will be my slave!" ”
Xiao Liu nodded and said, "Yes, young master, you are my master!" ”
Bailiyun said coldly: "Since you didn't hand over your hand, then use it and your head to do things for me, otherwise, if I can't be satisfied, I will take him back at any time, and at that time, I will take back your life together." You'd better take my word for it and remember it, because I'm an honest man who does what I say and never says big things! ”
Xiao Liu trembled and said: "Yes, young master, I will definitely work hard, there will be no mistakes, I will not play tricks, I promise to satisfy you!" ”
Bai Liyun suddenly laughed, and the laughing Xiaoliu trembled in his heart, thinking very uneasily, could he have changed his attention again?
But I heard Bailiyun say to Liu San with a smile: "Yaozu, look at it, scare this kid, it seems that my acting skills are still good!" ”
Liu San smiled and complimented: "That's, young master, your acting skills are vivid, if you didn't know it in advance, even I was hidden by you, and I almost believed it!" ”
Bailiyun smiled even more proudly.
Xiao Liu was completely stupid at this time, he didn't understand what was going on, he looked at the two people who were smiling in wonder, and said in his heart, could they all be stupid? The young master is not normal, even Liu Sanye, who was shrewd like a ghost in the past, has been stupid?
I don't know if I'll be stupid in the future, hey, the road ahead is worrying!
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